ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 1st Febuary 2024

Episode Date: February 1, 2024

It's Clint's birthday! He's officially "late thirties" so we had to organise a fitting gift to take him into the next year of his life. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm standing in an absolute shit pile of confetti in here. It's almost like a slipping hazard. There's so many party poppers that have gone off in here. Very fun. You're good luck getting out of there. I'm sure Ella will post a video of that. Oh, yeah. I know I'm a bad jump scarer, like really bad.

Real bad. One of the worst I've seen But I reckon I came down a step each time First one You actually did First one I was a ten Second one I reckon I was like a Nine

Okay I was going to say six I reckon it was a nine For the video though The third one you're like You just close your eyes and that's it Just get through it It's like you're constipated

Oh speaking of Speaking of being constipated. You've got your present. Happy birthday to you. What's this got to do with being constipated? Happy birthday to you. Did you give me a colonic irrigation? What?

Fun. A colonic. Ooh, scratchies and lollipops. You've got to go through everything. Okay. Every single one. Okay, I've got a scratchy. Okay.

I've got a scratchy. Yeah. And a scratchy. Yeah. I got a lotto strike ticket. Ooh. What draw is it for? Saturday.

Saturday, nice. Because I had one for last night and I woke up this morning and checked on my birthday and I thought the stars would align and be like, it's his birthday. He can have the $4 million. Wrong. I got a load ticket. I got another scratchy.

This is like what I buy my dad for his birthday. It's a great gift. Oh, my God, I've become my dad. I got another scratchy. I got another scratchy. Perfect. I got a voucher for the shoe clinic Because I need some Running shoes

Because I don't know If you guys know But I'm a runner now Well go see the lads At the shoe clinic They'll measure you up I'm in my running era They'll tell you exactly

What kind of shoe you need And lovely birthday card With lovely messages That I'll read later Hooray You want to read them now I don't read them now What if there's like

Personal shit in there Nah mine's really rude What if Claudia's like I can't help it anymore Ew I have to be honest Jesus Don't read them now. What if there's like personal shit in there? No, mine's really rude. What if Claudia's like, I can't help it anymore. Ew. I have to be honest. Jesus. Don't single me out.

I am attracted. Why Claudia? Well, I'll just. You hope. Well, actually, I've got a confession to make. I'm actually going home now. Claudia's so uncomfortable. What would you do?

If you confessed your love for me I'm not by the way I would let you down very easy Let me down Sorry gently So you've got to go through the whole scenario Married man with kids I'm also like

I work with you It would be hugely inappropriate But also exciting. But I won't tell if you don't. I won't tell. Yeah, this is purely hypothetical. Hey, guys, what if? Oh, God.

Oh, Neil, oh, my God. I'm 37. People keep telling me how close I am to 40, which I feel like is... That's not that close. Well, it's true, but at the same time, I feel like people get caught up in the head of the next thing. Yes. And when you do that, you don't get to enjoy the back third of your 30s.

And your 30s are actually fucking awesome. Like, I've really enjoyed my 30s so far. There's been really hard bits, but I've really enjoyed them so far. And if you just go, oh, I'm pretty much 40, and write that part of your life off. Yeah, don't do that. You bloody squeeze every last bit out. You've got to wring the juice out.

Yeah. Are we still talking about? Well, it's a metaphor, right? It's a metaphor for life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So that's what I'm going to do I'm going to go home and wring the juice out

Oh gosh You can spend your birthday however you want That took a turn If that's where you need to get it What sort of cake do you guys think I got today? Lucy made me a cake I saw it Carrot

Yeah Carrot cake I love carrot cake I'm a carrot cake man with lemon icing. Oh, yum. Yeah, you sent us a photo and your little dogs were in it. Your toes. Oh, yeah.

Thanks for that. I don't get the dog thing, eh? No, I thought dogs was titties. No. What? Yeah, I thought. Have I not told you this story? Huh?

No, dogs are toes. I know that now. Right. But Ross came in and Ella was wearing like a singlet. Oh, this is ages ago, eh? And Ross goes, oh, I've got the dogs out today. And I was like, and my hair's like, fuck, bro, you can't. That's so inappropriate.

And then Ella was like. And then later I found out that dogs meant toes. Did that make you feel old? I didn't know what dogs was. That would have made me feel old. because it's happened to me before too. But it's because you sometimes refer to the boozies as puppies. Oh, puppies, yeah. You put your puppies out.

But not dogs. I've never heard someone call boobs dogs. I feel like piggies is better for toes. You love piggies. I agree. Dogs doesn't make sense. Yeah. Hicks.

All right, I'm going to go get my choozies out, speaking of. Yeah, I'm going to go get my chuzzies out, speaking of Yeah, I'm going to go get my It's the first thing I do when I get home I'm going to go get my chorizo out I'm going to get my jacksie out Yeah, your chuzzies Chuzzies are boobs Yeah, can we start that? I'm trying to start it Do you get them out when you get them home?

I get them out, give them a walk Hey, excuse me, mine are quite perky, thanks Pop them on the table No Get the wine bottle, roll them out Do your chuzzies hang low? Hey, excuse me. Mine are quite perky things. Pop them on the table. No. Get the wine bottle, roll them out. Do your chizzies hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you toss them up? Like a regimental soldier. Do your chizzies. Hang low. Yes. My nonna used to tuck hers into her waistband. Oh, queen.

That's epic. I can't wait to get to that point. She had high-waisted pants, though? They were high-waisted pants. Or just low-waisted titties. I think it was a bit of both. That's like a scarf. It's kind of like meats in the middle. Cool.

All right. I'm going to buy the ugliest running shoes you guys have ever seen by the way I don't doubt it I don't doubt it But Clem will go But they've got the best unique system For what exactly I want For my running

My trail running Why do they sell shoes that are so hideous Oh my gosh Ryan doesn't care My boyfriend doesn't care Actually the colour of his shoes. Actually, we should talk about this tomorrow. You know what trend I don't get? Like, don't get one bit are those salmon shoes that are actually a ski brand.

And then they've, well, I mean. Salmon. Salmon. I don't know much about it, but I always knew it as a skiing brand and then they've well i mean i don't salomon salomon i don't know much about it but i always knew it as a skiing brand and now people fizz over this shit and when i see them i'm like fuck they're hideous salomon salomon salomon ryan recommended those ones for clint that's the one i just don't get it, eh? I don't get it because... It's partly irony and it's partly... Nah, it's not anymore

because I've seen girls wearing them as like a casual outfit, not like a sport outfit. It's like the juxtaposition of fashion and extremely non-fashion. That's like the ironic clash. Some of these are kind of cool. I don't get that.

If it looks bad, it looks bad. That's how I said it. If it looks bad, it looks bad. Alright guys, I gotta run. Where are you going? Home to get my chorizo out. Shit, I had so much chorizo on Monday. I've been shitting it

out all week. Is that cheese? No, chorizo is sausage. Chorizo. Oh, I love chorizo. You've got to go get some Spanish. Chorizo. I haven't really once again. I love chatting.

Yeah, same. Let's keep him on longer. Quick, someone ask an outrageous question. Who would you want to kiss? Out of me or... Oh, no. Okay, no, you're done. You ruined it.

You ruined it. Damn it! We already determined the answer. Obviously, I already said it's Claudia, so yeah, fuck. Damn it! God! Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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