ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 1st July 2025

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

Bree's putting together her "Mount Rushmore" of apples. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. You know, I bought my slippers in. I feel like this was podcast chat yesterday. I bought my slippers in for the sniff test today. And Brie texted, she said, don't forget your slippers. And I fucking forgot mine.

Carried my slippers in, in my bag. Did someone remind me to borrow them? You reminded me. That's on you, Claire. I know. I've got family staying, you know, when it just throws you all off kilter and then I'm trying to look after my brother

and sister-in-law. Hang out with them. Tell everybody what exciting thing your brother is spending one of his final days in New Zealand doing. He went antiquing today. He loves it. Hey. What's Bree's brother's deal?

And he went into a knife shop. Ah! A knife shop? Oh, he's big on knives, eh? He makes his own knives. He makes his own knives. What? And he likes going to look at unique.

He forges the knives. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool, I like that. There's a knife at my house that he, cause he gave me a knife that he had made. It's beautiful knife, like really nice knife. And I asked him the other day, I was like,

how long did it take you to make this knife? You guys guess, it's a number of hours. 127. What, like the fucking movie? 40. It's a 75 hour knife. That's how many days? No, hours.

Hours. So how many days is that? You should really, no. What? She said that's how many days. He didn't stay awake for three days making the knife continuously. Oh my god. I know that.

She needs it in times she can identify. You should fuck with him. Is it three days? And go, oh, we'll use the knife you made me and take it out of the dishwasher. That's good gag. Oh, I should have. He would have lost his shit. Yeah.

Like that would have been the biggest disrespect that I could have shown him. Or use it to cut open a courier package or something. Oh, God. That's good. On the show today, we did our Mount Rushmores of certain things. Yeah, I did.

Guys, I don't want to fight anymore. And Claudie's was the shittest. Oh, I said Alice was the shittest. No, I put so much effort in my. I did and I forgot, and then seconds before we did it, I was like, I just think of something. I did not agree with a single one of yours. I thought they were funny.

It was personal. You guys took it too seriously. I'm not saying it wasn't funny. I'm not saying it wasn't funny. I just didn't agree with them. But you wanted to present your backup Mount Rushmore. You can hear the other ones. They're all very good apart from Portis. It's fine. I can take a joke.

My other Mount Rushmore that I didn't get to do was the most superior Apple varieties. Yeah, in no particular order. In no particular order. Starting off strong. Sorry, we're having fisty cuffs out here. With a pink lady. Oh, it's on my list too! It's got to be on there. Yes! Got to be on there. One of the most popular varieties in the last 30 years. It's an excellent eating apple. It's an excellent eating apple. Back that up with, in my opinion, the creme de la creme, the best apple variety out there on the market today. The jazz.

Jazz. Has to be the jazz. Consistent. It's so superior. Yeah. It's a crowd pleaser. Kids love it. It's like a mix of a pink lady and something else.

And it just lasts a long time. The crunch. Yep. It's got to be in there. Great apple. Because we're in New Zealand, I was like, I've gotta throw a New Zealand variety in there. So I went with the Ambrosia. Okay, I don't know. Oh, they're flowery.

I don't particularly know an Ambrosia. Apples aren't flowery, unless they're old, Claudia. I've told you this. But they're fresh at the supermarket, what do you mean? Well, it was either an Ambrosia or a Rose, it was between those two. Rose is a bit old school. Oh, I know an Ambrosia, yeah mean? Well it was either an Ambrosia or a Rose. It was between those two. Rose is a bit old school. Oh, I know an Ambrosia.

Yeah, it's a nice apple. Ambrosia is a nice apple. And then you got to finish it out strong and it has to be on the list because it's the only one of its kind, is a Granny Smith. Yes! Has to be on the list.

Good woman. Can I tell you the up and coming apple? Yes. Which I believe will be on your Mountain Rush more. Eventually, possibly in place of the Ambrosia. Mm-hmm. Is the Lemonade Apple. Oh, yummy.

Yes, I don't mind the Lemonade. I think quite similar to other ones for me. Yeah. But quite nice. What about a Sweet Tango Apple? Ah. Yeah, not bad. Not bad. I don't mind a Sweet Tango. They're those super crunchy ones. You know what I can tell you will never be on my list?

A fucking Braeburn. Or a fucking Fuji. Get in the fucking bin. A Fuji. It is the shittest variety. Fuji and a Braeburn. If you like those, get in the bin. I feel like gala apples

loomed large over my childhood. I love gala, I love a royal gala it's a classic. Royal gala. Also Golden Delicious. Oh that's alright, it's not bad. We're up there. Red Delicious is too old school for me. Ella if you can't take this stupid topic seriously you can go and sit in the corner. Do you guys know how they create different varieties? They have sex. I was going to say they have sex. Basically right they splice the trees together. No that's different, that's grafting where you can actually you can have a pink lady tree and then you can graft a jazz branch onto the pink lady tree. You can jazz all over your pink lady.

You can, you can. But how they make variety, and I'm sure there's many different ways, but they essentially just put the seed of each variety. So say a jazz and a Granny Smith, and they put the seeds in the same, they plant them together. And sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't,

where they grow then a new variety. Yeah, right. Yeah. It's like hit or variety. Yeah, right. Yeah. It's like hit or miss. So it's a science. It is. I said earlier that I think my apple eating days are over. And I said, why?

I was so upset by this, because I think an apple as a fruit is so superior. You've watched me choke on many an apple. I have. You choke on everything you eat. You deep throat your apples. I get grossed out by having it in my hand once it's been bitten into. What about a banana? Nah, bananas not wet. But bananas do gross me out too. But bananas go brown in there.

The other time the other day you ate one in one bite. Yes, I've never choked on a banana. Yeah, well that's because they're soft. You like your things more soft don't you? This will be the oldest thing I've ever said. This'll be the oldest thing I've ever said. This'll be the oldest thing I've ever said. You know, I had a thought the other day that I'm eating too much soft food. Genuine thought that passed through my mind. I was like, I wonder if I'm getting enough chew.

Oh my God. Yes, my gentle man. Wow. And I started to think of some more fibrous foods that I could be eating. Not high in fibre, but like fibrous that require me to. You're not eating any steak? No, well, it's not a hard food though, is it, a steak?

Yeah, but you have to chew a steak. You have to masticate, yeah. Like, and if you eat it properly. I thought maybe I need to get into a crusty barn meat. Oh. Really work through it. Place near my house does such a good bar meat. Yeah.

And I always say after I eat it, ah, me. Oh yeah, that's a good one. My wife made dal this week, and she keeps offering me some dal, and every time she does, I say, thanks, dal, and it does not get old. It does not get old. Does she love it?

I said, oh, and she made it. I don't care whether she likes it, it's not about that. Yeah, it's about your enjoyment. And I went and tasted it, and I was like, oh, that she made it. I don't care whether she likes it, it's not about that. Yeah, it's about your enjoyment. And I went and tasted it and I was like, oh, that's beautiful, Dal, Dal. I quite like it. It's good, yeah. I like it, Dal.

You guys are funny. Oh, on you, Dal. Good on you, Dal. Good on you, Dal. How's your Dal, Dal? Lovely Dal. All right, Dal, see ya. Yeah.

See ya later. See ya later. See ya later. Enjoy the Formula One movie. Oh yeah, I'm going to watch it tonight. Brad Pitt is seriously hot in it. I'm going with my brother who's such a big F1 fan. He'll hate it. He'll hate it. I know that.

And then us girls will be like, Oh, Brad Pitt was so hot! And he'll hate that too. Yeah. And we'll be like, shut up and just listen to the story. You can say, shut up and drive. Yeah. As Rihanna said, hey, did you guys see Rihanna

is going to be a Smurfette? Yeah. She is Smurfette, yeah. Yeah. Her voice, is that the first time? She hasn't been it before. Not us Smurfette. Remember in the Smurf Kingdom, there's one woman.

Rihanna is going to be the Smurf woman. What a dream. Wait, there's only one to be the Smurf woman. Wait, there's only one woman in the Smurf world. Yeah, and it was Katy Perry. I've watched that. I've watched a similar video online. What is it? A porn video? Yeah, I just fell out. Oh, I don't watch it. I don't know. Wait, have you never watched porn before?

Not Smurf. No. All right. All right. All right. We'll see you never watched corn before? Not smurfing. No! Alright, alright, alright, alright, we'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye! Play ZM's Breein Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.