ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 1st June 2023

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

We're deep in the throws of getting ready for a fancy event so we're chatting about what it's like wearing heaps of makeup (and NO makeup) at work, and the weird comments people come up with when you're a bit dolled up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network After Party After Party After Party What is that? What is that? Everyone, it's just you and I You told Claudia you wanted fresh after party

After Party Can you play it again? After Party After Party After Party After Party I've organized them for you. Yeah. After party. After party. At the after party. After party. Who even is that?

This is the pre-party that you're listening to us at the moment. Oh, look, Claude's coming over now. She's getting her makeup done. Do you know Adore Delano? Yes. I love Adore. Party. Do you adore?

I adore Adore. Do you like my body? That's a really niche RuPaul's Drag Race reference. The after party today is brought to you from the Bree and Clint pre-party as we get ready to go out and party. Oh, that was meant to sound like a drink. Was it? Yeah. Sounded more like a police radio.

Yeah, I've got the suspect on site. 10-41. I'd do a beer. I'd get a beer. I am better than mine. Way better than mine. Hang on. I'm not done yet.

Should have stopped. Suck the foam off. You sucked who off? Foam. Who'd you suck off? My mate, foam. Oh, yum. Nice and cold.

Time to drink it. And now it sounds like I'm deep-throating it. Damn it. God, Foam's a lucky man. He's a lucky man. Shout out to Foam if you're listening. I reckon I've got a deep throat, by the way. Let's get a banana in here and try it out.

Yeah. I reckon... Bananas are the safe thing to do it with, eh? Yeah. Because if get a banana in here and try it out. Yeah. I reckon. Bananas are the safe thing to do it with, eh? Yeah. Because if you have to swallow it, you can. It will disintegrate. Yeah. Yeah.

This pair of scissors. You don't want. No. On the other hand, not a safe option. Don't want to do that. Yeah. Anyway, not a skill I'm looking to prove. It's just a theory that I have.

Okay. I'm willing to test that theory on the next After Party podcast. I'm going to bring in a banana. Give me one of those little bobby bananas. A chode banana? Is that your vibe? Is that what foam has? A chode? Leave foam out of us.

And foam will leave this out of you. There's panel beating galore going on. Claudia has a beautiful face of makeup on now. She does. Claudia arrived to work with no makeup today. A muffin.

Lamington. She's eating a scone. A scone. Sorry, I can't see from here. Claudia said when she got to work with no makeup, she goes, oh, people are going to think I'm so tired. And I was like, are you tired? She goes, yes.

It's so confronting coming to work with no makeup on, can I say? You know, one of the most offensive things you've ever said to me? Oh, fuck. Here we go. What? One day you said to me, oh, but you don't wear hardly any makeup anyway. And I said, excuse me, I wear quite a lot of makeup thank you very much and you're like oh okay so let's break that down why did you find that

insulting because I would have thought you would find that as a compliment no to me I took it like I look like shit so it doesn't look like I've got any makeup on so I don't put any effort okay do you know how it was intended then? You look natural. You look like- Oh, he's had time to think about it. No, I don't think I have. He's had time to think about it. I think you've misinterpreted what I said and what I was saying to you, and you've held on to it for a long time.

This was years and years and years ago. It was fucking years ago. I remember the day. It's not just you. I was meaning that you have quite a natural- You have a natural appearance. You're a natural beauty. Oh.

That's what I was saying. Okay, well, maybe I'll- Fucking women, eh? Honestly, you can't say anything. Because remember one of our old bosses said to me, because I don't wear a ton of makeup, but I wear it like I put effort in, like primer, foundation, powder, do my eyebrows, blush, and mascara. Not a ton of makeup.

That's not a ton of makeup, Clint. Is it? No, it's not. You don't know anything about makeup. No, I don't know anything. And so I wear like a little bit of makeup and then there's days like where we'll have a photo shoot. And do you remember that day one of our bosses comes through

and so I've got like quite a lot of makeup on and it's nice and I've got like a lip on and, you know, done up to the nines my hair's done and our boss comes through and goes oh i love this version of you i call it pretty brie and i said pardon me you asshole and and in his mind he would have thought compliment i know i was like just shut up even i know that was not a compliment. I had a boss who used to tell the girls at the radio station that we worked at when they went in for a shoot day. He goes, oh, look at all of you. You look like a bunch of baby prostitutes.

Oh, my God. That's so much worse. Men should just shut up. Did he think he was being funny? Yeah, he was being funny. Oh, God. He needs to stop. But nothing in it is funny. Nothing in that joke. Nothing about that is funny. If you actually break that Yeah, he was being funny. Oh, God, he needs to stop. But nothing in it is funny?

Nothing in that joke is funny? Nothing about that is funny. If you actually break that down, there's no funny bit. Like imagine a baby prostitute. That is the least funny thing I can think of, you know? Oh, my God. Look at the production line that is going on here. Oh, my God.

I'm looking at the studio next to us, which has turned into a beauty salon. You've got Megan in the corner who's having her hair done. You've got Mountie on the other side who's got one of those triple hair crimper things on. The wave. Is that what it's called? I think it's called the wave. Then there's some girls down doing a mirror session on the floor. Yes.

Georgia's just been beating her face for the gods. She's been putting makeup on. Oh, there's a bottle of bloody champagne in there I insulted Georgia before by the way If we're talking about insulting people I said to her Oh jeez Georgia save some makeup for the rest of us You don't say that

Because then they think they've got too much makeup on That's what she thought Yeah Which she didn't at all I was like that's not what I mean I just mean you've been putting makeup on for like two hours We said why everyone's getting like done up and stuff, eh? No.

We're about to head off to the radio awards. So it's the pre-party to the pre-party. And if you never hear about the radio awards again after this for another 12 months, it's because we didn't win anything. And someone did something bad. Oh yeah, something bad. No. We are nominated, but we're always nominated. We never win.

We're bridesmaids. Yeah. Nice to be nominated, though. Yeah, but the bridesmaid still has fun. The bridesmaid sometimes has more fun. Still good to be nominated. George is now eating some food. Doesn't it look fun?

Like, you guys, I thought about this the other day. Boys never have this. So the closest we come to it is on like all sitting around getting ready together the closest we come is on a wedding day when you're the groom or you're one of the groomsmen true and i was a groomsman at my friend's wedding a couple of weeks ago when i was in perth yeah and the wedding wasn't until four o'clock we didn't know what to do all day we went for a swim oh you poor things like our first beer but no i'm what i'm talking about with you is the the bonding beautifying session yeah we got ready

in 15 minutes for the wedding i wish yeah like i said to you before off air i said god i wish i was a man sometimes yeah like just the pure fact of how much time you would save. Yeah. Like not putting makeup or doing your hair. A lot of drinking though because you have so much free time. You just sit there in your nice clothes. Trying not to spill a beer on your white shirt. I'm not against that.

You know? Anyway, work to be done. Work to be done. And I need to go get my hair and makeup done. Big surprise on the main podcast today Oh yeah I'll give you a clue Well hello it's me Rita Ora

Did The real Rita Ora Get introduced to the fake Rita Ora On today's brilliant clench And was it a surprise And done against my will Spoiler alert, yes. Oh, God.

Get the other pod and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow. And we'll tell you the results of the radio awards if we win. If we don't win, we will not talk about it. And we're going to play some thirst traps. Well, howdy. Look out on our Instagrams, looking pretty.