ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 1st May 2025

Episode Date: May 1, 2025

Pinch and a punch for the first of the month! We're talking about investing into ourselves by getting eye test, and whether we wear ear plugs at concerts or not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Play ZM's Brie and Clint. After party. Duh. Hi guys, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Do you want more intros that I've made myself? Yeah. That sound like that?

Yeah. Okay cool. Have you got some? Nah, but they're in my brain. Yeah, we want you to use your creative flair. Okay. Because that's it, that's the level that you're going to get. Yeah, yeah. Well to use your creative flair. Okay. Cause that's it. That's the level that you're going to get.

Yeah, yeah. Well, there's this one. It's the party time, getting blind, rockin' rolling, lights on my ship. Brie doesn't like that one. Just a little bit long. Cause I feel like we're doing this at the end of the show and we kind of, you know, want to rip into it. Brie doesn't like that one. Just a little bit long. Cause I feel like we're doing this at the end of the show and we kind of, you know, want to rip into it.

So it's just a little bit long. Okay. We could play half of it. Which half? We'll work it out. The second half. Do you guys put your hats in the washing machine? No.

Nah. Nah, right. I'll wash it, but not in the washing machine. Could I put this hat that I quite like, could I put it in a bucket of nappy sand? Yeah, of course you can. You get a little toothbrush and scrub the room. That's probably the best way to do it. And then...

Scongrotty. And then just, and then soak it in fresh water after you do that. Yeah. Pad it out when it dries. I haven't bought new hats for a long time. I actually swore off hats for a bit. I decided I wasn't going to be a hat guy anymore. Yeah, you're a hat guy again.

What was the reason? I wanted to be taken more seriously. That's right. I should have got more hats off you while you were swearing off it. You know, I think about this every day. What? This conversation that we had.

Really? Yeah, when I go to grab a hat. When I go to grab a hat, I think about this. Why? And I think, cause I remember you saying, what's the reason you don't wanna wear hats anymore? And I said, because I want to be taken more seriously. And then Claudia said,

do you feel that people don't take you seriously? Interesting. And it sits with me, it's in there. Anyway. Is that why you got glasses? No, I needed the glasses. Well, now we'll never know. Is that why you come to work in a three piece suit every day?

Yeah. I think I have to go get glasses. Really? I actually genuinely. We can't have two four eyed frickle face faces on this show. Here's a question for you, Claude, because I have been to be honest, I've noticed it for like the past 12 months.

It's been getting bad. But you know when we were in that meeting room before the show today and they put up on the screen the run sheet. Could you read it? were in that meeting room before the show today and they put up on the screen the run sheet. Could you read it? I couldn't read it. Yeah that's what gave it away for me. We're like three metres from the screen. I could not see shit. Just go and have the test.

Yeah I need to. I'm going to see if I can book that in right now actually. Talk amongst yourselves. You get a free test if you buy the glasses, right? I think so. I'm pretty sure Bailey Nelson does free tests. That's why I- Oh, if you follow through and get the glasses, you get a free test. Yeah, that's why I'm not gonna get tested because I don't think I need them.

So I'm not gonna buy the glasses. I'm not paying for an eye test. Well, no. Oh no, that's not what I want. I don't need them. No, you're looking at it all wrong. I'll use my ears for my job. I don't need my eyes. Yeah, you're looking at it all wrong.

Pixie, are you young enough that nothing on you is fucked yet? I feel like my eyes are fine, but I could be wrong. How's your hearing though? Probably not as good. Yeah. They'll get worse in this job. They'll get worse in this job.

I had this thought the other day because I went for a hot lap with Mad Mike, who's one of the best drifters in the world. And we're driving in this RX, souped up RX-7, had a rotary motor. So it was incredibly loud. And they said to me before I got in the car, because I could hear the car like driving around

and they were like, do you want earplugs when you're When you're inside the car and I was like nah I want the full experience and then this woman just looked at me and she's like like gave me the look like you're an idiot. She's like Mike where's earplugs? And then I think that's what she said and then I went I'll take the earplugs. Yeah. Good idea. Just can't. Are you guys any earplugs at concerts, person? Nah, not yet, but I feel like I want to. I need to be, I think. I, for the first time, when I went to Taylor Swift,

I was like, the girlies are gonna be screaming. So that was the first time I ever wore them, and I haven't looked back. I wear them every single show now. Oh really? Yeah. I always intend to, but then when I go to concerts, I'm usually steamed, and so I don't think about it again.

I actually went and got molded earplugs. Really? Proper molded ear filters made for when I was DJing a lot and I was in a lot of really noisy bars and clubs. Smart. But it's easier not to wear them, so I just never wore them. Do I need a retinal scan along with an eye test?

I had a sty and I had to get that. Yeah, they'll have a look and they'll see if there's any like, because there can be like a melanoma on the back of your eye. That costs $80 though. So you can't put a price on your health. My test cost $50. 80 total or 80 more? 80 total I think.

Oh yeah, do it. Oh so it's 30 bucks. Go on then. Get your retinal scans for 30 bucks. Oh fine. You have to. Shit. Invest in yourself.

You're getting on in years. I'm good friends with the bailing down some people. I'm hoping I'll walk in there and they'll be like free. Yeah. I love them. I love their sunglasses. Best sunglasses of ever had.

Comfortable. You know they change your iPads for free? You get a free iPad. You get an Apple iPad. No, like you know sunglasses that have your little, oh, nose pads, sorry. I've never had them called iPad, oh right. Your little nose pads, the ones that, yeah,

you can take them in there and they change them for you. That's a- I don't wear glasses, so. Yeah, I don't have any with nose pads, but that is beneficial. You've never had sunglasses with nose pads. I don't, but I Yeah, I don't have any with nose pads, but that is beneficial. You've never had sunglasses with nose pads. I don't, but I probably have. Surely you have.

Do you guys? I'm not a nerd like you. Might not adjustable. You've been a real bitch today. Today? Yeah, actually, what am I saying? Today, I should be used to it. All day, every day, but especially today.

No, I thought I was being pretty nice. I'm pretty sure you called me the D word today and I hate that word. Like you and you. You started it. And you, I've never called you that. You started it. I've never called you that. No, you just call me the other one.

And I hate that word. I find it to be a slur. What's the other one? Do you? Yeah, for me it is. Oh, okay. I think because in my past, people have used it towards me as a slur.

See, I never got bullied, so I don't know where the line is. Have you never been bullied? Yeah, you've got real bully energy I got ignored instead of getting bullied. That's worse. I was we don't care about you at all I was like, please talk about me behind my back and everyone's like no no one says anything about you I think I'd rather that as someone who got bullied. I'd rather be like I'm making up flying under the radar. You're bullying me now so. What about you Pixie? You look like a bully. Just kidding. No I was definitely the forgotten one like Claude. I just I don't think people knew much about me. And look at us now. Now we've risen

above. Now you're the stars. Yep. Now I'm what was it Ella's replacement. That's my name. Ella from Teemo. Did you ever think you would get to other Ella? Ella's replacement. That's my name. Ella from T-Mobile. Did you ever think you would get to other Ella? Ella's replacement. The lofty heights. Yeah. I'm changing my birth certificate. The lofty heights of Ella's shadow. Ella's replacement.

All right. Let's get out of here. Okay. I gotta go change my iPads. I gotta go apologize to Brie. Yeah. I think so. Bye guys. Give me a compliment.

After party. And a cuddle. Yeah. And a little kiss on the forehead. Yeah. I think so. Bias. Give me a compliment. A cuddle. Yeah. And a little kiss on the forehead. Yeah. And on the lips with tongue. And a nibble on the earlobe. Mainly the tongue, I just want the tongue.

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