ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 1st November 2023

Episode Date: November 1, 2023

Producer Claud is still home sick with covid which has resulted in a few things being missed... mostly by Clint. Hope you had a safe and happy Halloween!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Record it in the wall, please. I am recording it in the wall. Nah, that's a good reminder. I've forgotten to record like three things already this week. Did I tell you I forgot to record our big Bill Bailey interview today? Oh my gosh. You literally said

I'll record it in here and you Yeah, I know. But I don't usually record the things. Claudia records the things and she's at home with COVID. So Claudia, if you've ever wanted to feel useful or missed, you are. Because we're a shit show without you. Claudia's partner messaged me and said, please take Claudia back. Oh, no, did she?

She's gone stir crazy. She's gone feral. Yeah, she's gone. She's making vampire capes for her animals. Like hand-making vampire capes for her animals. Like hand-making vampire capes for the animals. I saw the photos. So they could go trick-or-treating. Cute. But she can't even

take them trick-or-treating. She's got COVID. I think it was just for Halloween. That's cute. I think she just made it just for Halloween. Oh, not for trick-or-treating. What does a dog get for trick-or-treating? Because they can't eat chocolate. They can get heaps of stuff.

Smackos. Who has got smackos ready for their Halloween guests? We have so many dog treats in our house. Like, if you've got dogs, you've got dog treats. Oh, okay. Like, you would have dog treats. Some old ham. Old ham.

God, you could give a dog anything and they'd be happy. We should test that out. I mean, they even want to eat the most poisonous things. They just don't think about it. The amount of different foods. Who Dears Wins Dog Edition. The amount of foods that I let my dogs try is outrageous. What have you given them?

Oh, everything. Chili? No, I'm not an idiot. Not on purpose. Fargois? Every time I'm cooking, they have to sit at the line. They're not allowed in the kitchen They sit in this imaginary line And if they're good girls and they sit there

I'll just give them whatever I'm chopping up Like bits of the offcuts Like the offcuts of carrot and the offcuts of cucumber And the offcuts of cauliflower Broccoli, they'll eat it all A glug of the cooking sherry No What's that?

What's sherry? What's a glug of the Christmas sherry? Cooking sherry. A cooking sherry. Cooking sherry. It's a drink. What's sherry that you cook with? Alcohol.

It's alcohol. Thanks. Sherry? You don't know what sherry is? Okay, you dumbass. Okay. Well, no, you asked like it was a dumb thing to say. What?

So you're like, what's that, Boomer? Boomer alert. Actually, to be honest, in fairness to Ella, it is a bit Boomer. But like, you said sherry. It's like an old lady drink, isn't it? It totally is. I thought you meant cherries. I don't drink it.

No, I don't drink it. But you haven't. But it's like, even for our age group, it's like none of us are drinking that. I've never had sherry. No. But I know what it is. Yeah. Yeah.

But that's our generation because our parents would have maybe had it. Who do we realise that your mum is? This is some perspective for the age gap in our show. Who do we realise that your mum is the same age as today? Snoop Dogg. Yeah. Ella's mum is the same age as today? Snoop Dogg. Yeah, Ella's mum is the same age as Snoop Dogg. Oh, yeah. Doesn't that look funny?

They're born in the same year, 1971. They could hook up. Oh, my gosh, imagine Snoop Dogg. Is Snoop Dogg single? I'll Google it for you and then we can set your mum up. Snoop Dogg single. I can't think of someone, a worse match for your mum than Snoop Dogg. Probably not, eh?

No. Maybe that's why it would be good. Opposites attract. Opposites attract. A worse match For your mum Than Snoop Dogg Probably not eh Maybe That's why it would be good Opposites attract Opposites attract I would love to see My mum cooked She would be

So funny Yeah So funny Get her on the gin and juice Keen Yeah Gin is an alcohol That you get

And then sometimes You mix it with juice Oh yeah Yeah that's what That's why I said gin and juice Thank you But no gin and juice Just a bit Just it? Yeah, that's why I said gin and juice. Thank you, but I'm gin and juice. Just a wee.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to be really crystal clear. Do you know what? Crystal is a type of alcohol that you can, it's expensive, but you can get it. I can't pronounce it. It's vodka. How do you say it? I think you're looking for Voodka.

Voodka. I think you're looking for Voo Voo Zayla, which was the popular whistle at the 2010 Football World Cup. What? No, that's the one you turn upside down. That's pretty good. You need to show that to Caitlin. I already showed it.

Oh, okay. Yeah, she wanted everyone to do that impression and I just gave myself the ick oh yeah we're giving ourselves

the ick why'd you give yourself the ick I did it and I was like this is just bad oh gotcha alright before we go

because this is going to be a short game good game everybody do your best celebrity impression okay that's oh hang on we're going to ick

ourselves out of the podcast today who you got oh no. We're going to ick ourselves out of the podcast today. Who you got? Oh, no. Who's it going to be? No. Brie, who's your celebrity impression? No, no, don't come to me first.

Okay, Ella, you're the thespian among us. What is your best celebrity impression? I'm Harry Styles. I like... Wait, fool's penis. That's what he says. Is that the thespian on the show? I think... If. Boo's penis. That's what he says. Is that the first thing on the show? I think...

If that's the bar... Boo's penis. Shit. Okay. That's me. Jesus. Thank you. I don't even have any celebrities that I...

You do Rita Ora all the time. No, no, no. Rita Ora. That was me, Rita Ora. No, no, no. Rita Ora. I met the Orblat. That was me, Rita Ora. I went to a Rugby it's me, Rita. No, no, Rita. I get the all black. Hello, it's me, Rita.

I went to Rugby World Cup on the weekend. You yell all the time. Don't tell us not to yell. I'm not having that today. Okay, turn to turn. Let's turn. Make it good. Okay, we'll be good.

Okay. This is my Morgan Freeman. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Hello, everybody. I'm Morgan Freeman. Hello, everybody. I'm Morgan Freeman. Hello, everybody. I'm Morgan Freeman.

It just sounds like scary. When does the impression start? I'm so confused. I've traveled a long way to be here. She's going British. Fuck. Yeah, what? I've traveled a long way to be here. She's gone British. Fuck. Yeah, what? I've travelled a long way to...

Fuck. You're Irish. I feel like I could do a bit of Morgan Freeman. Get busy living. No, it's going Irish again. No. Hello, I'm Morgan Freeman. That's probably better.

Thank you, Ella. At least it was American. All right, your turn. Hello, I'm Morgan Freeman. All right. Okay, ready? Here's my impression of a celebrity. It hasn't been good so far.

Take it home. Of a celebrity playing a character. Okay. And I'll do multiple characters. Oh, I don't know. I don't know, Mum. I'll eat like a bird. Yeah, big bird.

What kind of bird eats four packets of Pop-Tarts for breakfast? Scene. That was a British version of Kath and Kim. Were they British? That sounded a bit British to me. I'm still in my retaura. Retoura's back. She's back, baby.

I went to my first rugby World Cup game on the weekend even though I was at a rugby World Cup. Can we talk about that for a second? What the fuck, Rita Ora? I sang at the women's rugby World Cup, but that's not counted. She put up a post on her Instagram on Sunday because she went to the rugby World Cup final with Taika and she said, my first rugby game ever and I loved it.

She was in New Zealand performing at the Rugby World Cup. She was in the stadium. She performed at the stadium for the rugby. That doesn't count. She was performing. So strange. She was there. That's weird.

She obviously didn't stay and watch. No. Is that what you think it is? She's outed herself. She's like, oh, women. No. Oh, no. I don't know if I'll stay for that.

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