ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 1st November 2024

Episode Date: October 31, 2024

This one is for all those people out there that love a mouth sound - we got a delivery of vegan cheese and since Ella's been asking us for years to try some, this was the perfect opportunity. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, listen to Clinton Bree You can't see us at the moment, which is a real shame Because we look fucking good. Look insane. I am dressed as Brie from the 2018 issue of the New Zealand Women's Day

where Brie was debuting her red turtleneck, white capris look. I am dressed as Brie Thomasale from the 2018 Women's Day article where Brie was dressed in a red turtleneck and white capris. And I am dressed as a red turtleneck and white capris. And I am dressed as a red turtleneck and white capris, being Brie from 2018 Women's Day magazine. Photoshoot. Look, guys. I'm not angry.

I'm actually really proud. I think you've done a fantastic job. And I know when. And a bit turned on, eh? A little bit turned on. Yeah, which one first? I, look... This is MILF Hunter chic.

I think you all pull it off beautifully. But you said Claudia. And it's scary how well Clint pulls it off. So we asked earlier in the week if you had to tongue one of us, who would it be? And I don't remember what your answer was. I think it was Claudia. Yeah, I remember what the answer was. We're not doing this again.

Do the outfits impact that at all? I can take it off so you can see boobs. You can take it off me. It's fucking hard to have cleavage in a turtleneck, eh? It's real hard to have cleavage in a turtleneck. That's why some people do that cut out. Oh, I remember the cut out.

Can I just say on that That's a slouch neck. On the who would hook up with who and no one picked me. I was going to. No, no, no. It's okay. No one picked me and that's fine. No one picked Ella either. I didn't pick you out of respect.

No one fucking picked me. I picked Ella. Yeah, Brie did. No you didn't. You picked Claude. Nah, she wanted you in 10 years time. I wanted you in 10 years. No, help me now. I will make out with you. Have me now. Next time we get drunk, I'm going to make out with you. Anyway, off the back of... I'm going to do it.

That scares me. I'll pick you if you make out with me right now. Nah, I can't when you're wearing that turtleneck. You'll get too hot. Too hot and sexy. Yeah, it's not breathable. No, but I just wanted to say, yeah, as no one picked me, there has been a few lovely podcast listeners come to my aid.

Oh, yeah, sure. Saying that they would be open to giving me a tonguey. So, you know, it's a win for us. It's a win for everyone. Not a tonguey in the bummy, Ella. No, that's not. It rhymed. Bree's got a special delivery for the podcast today.

Yeah, so I do, guys. This has been a passion quest of Ella's for quite a long time. And I just thought I'd make this happen for Ella because, guys, happy World Vegan Day. Woo! Happy World Vegan Day. Happy World Vegan Day. Happy World Vegan Day, everyone.

Say it with a smile. I'm going to cut myself a tiny fringe. It's the most joyless day of the year. Guys, no. This is the day where we're positive and we're supportive. And to be honest, Ella has been trying to get us all to taste vegan cheese for a long time. It's come a long way now. I got given a beautiful opportunity from Undertone Media,

who sent me this message saying, hey, it's World Vegan Day and we have this client. They're called Bio Cheese and they make all vegan dairy-free cheeses. Would you like a cheese platter? And I said, there is. Fuck no. I know someone who would, though. I said, there is someone in our team who would adore this.

And they've sent, look how beautiful the platter is. That is a beautiful looking little cheese bread. It is stunning. That's like what you get at the tennis in the VIP boxes. Like this is fancy shit. They give you real cheese. Anyway, if you wanted to know, the bio cheeses are all about creating the same creamy, rich taste. And we're about to test it right now.

Okay, I'll reserve my judgment. You have to try it. Absolutely. As long as it's not a blue, I am open to any of them. My dream would be to do a real cheese, vegan cheese, blind taste test. Oh, yeah. How much cheese?

Do you want to just go straight? Yeah, have you got a little cracker vessel for me? Can I have a little cracker? Do we know what cheese is what? That looks like a blue. What is that? Let me have a look and see if they've written it on here. It smells sharp.

Smells yum. I think it's on the back there. I think I'm having a. Just says here. Is it cheddar? Bio cheese is available at Woolworths. Turn it over. Oh, here they are.

Okay, cool. So we've got the hard. Turn it over. Oh, here they are. Okay, cool. So we've got the hard cheese. I think this is just the cheddar. What have I got? Ella's talking out to the wrong end of her microphone. It's got good flavour. It's got good flavour. It's got good flavour. It does have a cheesy cheddar flavour.

Yep. Would I say the texture is completely the same? No. I would say, if I'm being completely honest, it does lack the creaminess of a cheesy cheese. But it gives me that cheese tang. It does give you the cheese vibe. Do you want to try?

And if I was a vegan who'd been starved of cheese for 15 years, that to me is cheese. There's a creamy one with like garlic all over the outside. I'll have a bit of that one. Okay. Can I have a cheddar, please? Can I have a cheddar? Is this the blue that you gave me?

I don't think so Is it feta I've never heard Mike's mouth noise I think so Feta Is this good content I don't know That feta one is nice Which one do you like the best so far

The cheddar But the feta is nice This cheddar one's good I like the cheddar more This cheddar looks like Play-Doh Yeah It's very yellow Looks like American cheese.

Oh, there's even more. Did they send any vegan... Oh, shit! Oh, my God, it's plastic cheese. Did they send any vegan wine to go with this vegan cheese? I think I like the goat's feta more. What's this one? But it's not goat.

I think it's... Are you sure? Sheep or goat? Goat with a Y. No, but it won't be, is what I mean. But it's got that taste about it. Oh Sheep or goat? Goat with a Y. No, but it won't be is what I mean. But it's got that taste about it. Oh, right, right, right. So they've obviously put something in it.

Fake goat for goat. For goat cheese. Oh, shit, you can't say that. Oh, my God, I heard that. I didn't realise until Claudia started laughing. It's so funny. For goat cheese. Good one. All right. Last one? One more. A goat chair. Good one.

All right. Last one. Yeah. Okay. This is for all the people that love a mouth noise. I'm happy. Okay. I'm happy.

Whatever that is I just had, that is phenomenal. Was that this one? That is phenomenal. Oh, that's a good one. Really good. It's got all the bits on the outside of it. Oh. Oh. It's got lots of flavor. Oh, that's a good one. Really good. It's got all the bits on the outside of it. Oh. Oh.

It's got lots of flavour. Oh, now I want a wine. What one was that? Oh, not like this one. Yeah, that was quite nice, actually. All right. What was your favourite as the vegan? This one.

Same as you. I think that's all our favourite. That's definitely the best one by far. We are scheduled to go for This is to our team, Eden We're scheduled to go for a birthday drink with Ella Are we doing it, guys? Because you've had three hours sleep, Clint And Bree's quite unwell

I would Yeah, not good I would I'd like to suggest a rain check Because But we want to do it It's not a rain check And we're never going to do it

We promise But I think it will be better If everyone Is feeling a hundy Yeah cause then we can actually have fun And you know I need a nap Because I'm turning sausages

At the kindy fundraiser this afternoon Yeah you don't want a nap You've got a big day And then I'm going to DJ A Halloween party for 20 year olds You need a big nap. I need more than a nap. You need a wank?

Oh. Oh, hella. Hella. Hella. It goes without saying. Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, listen to Clint and Bree. See ya.

Bye. Bye. Bye.