ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 1st September 2025

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

Welcome to the After Party... Jordan "How To Dad" Watson! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now we're getting some big celebrities for our podcast. Huge. I hope we had recently Jeremy Wells. Yes. My daughters. Paxa Sardi. And now we've got how to dad on the phone. Jordan Watson.

Kura. Gidey, mate. You're meant to go like you went, you dipped. Your voice dipped. Like you're like, man, we've had some big stuff. And now we've got how to dad. And then we've really hit rock bottom. You've scraped.

You've scraped the barrel and you've found a little bit of fungus growing. Yeah, that's me. Well, you're on the main podcast. That's our main chat with you. You're actually here on a side quest to settle a debate. There's a debate that's been going on in our show for a number of weeks about you. Oh, about me? Yes.

And how old you are. I thought this is going to be a debate about your feet. No. We don't talk about those on our show. I'm still trying to get footage of them. No. And how old I am. Did you just say how old I am?

Yes. Yeah, your age. So, Jordan, when I think of you and Clint, you guys have done a podcast together. you've talked about lots of intimate details about each other and your kids and all that kind of stuff. You would think that, you would think, yeah, all that stuff. You'd think Clinton Roberts should know how old you are. Yeah, you would. And I would say we talk, like, he should.

He's being ditsy right now. No, in 2025, can I say ditsy? I have no idea. He's being ditsy and he definitely knows my age and he just forgot it. I feel like I do. Bree's making me doubt myself. I think I'm right. He thinks he's right.

But what I think, what I'm offended by is if Brie thinks I'm much older than what I am. She does. See, I know, mate, I think I'm spot on the money. Because you're 22, aren't you? Oh, see, now he's made me feel bad. No, I think I'm right. I don't feel bad about saying the age I think that you are, because I think you are this age, whereas I think Clint's wrong.

Yeah, okay, okay. Well, people usually overage me for the fact I have three daughters. And then straight away Stop trying to throw me off the scent You're trying to throw me off the scent I'm going to stick to my guns here We're both going to say the age that we think it is Don't react

And then we'll get the results from you Yep Brie you go first Jordan Watson How to Dad I think you are 37 turning 38 this year Lock it in

Jordan How To Dad Watson I think you're 37 turning 38 At the beginning of next year No that's what I've said all along No you're fucking have it I have. I've seen he's a year younger than me. You said...

I've said he's a year younger than me. Is he fucking gas-lighting me right now? You said he was my age. Yes. Which is not that. Oh, it's like two years off. So say what you said! Well, he's your age, which is in the bracket between 35 and 38.

Our age. See, this is fucking bullshit. Can I just say, before he reveals it, and sorry to take up your time with this arguing, Jordan. I consider us the same age. you don't. But I consider you and me the same age. I know what you're saying, but technically we are not the same age. Yeah, but

ultimately. I'm over two years younger than you. All right, he's still here. Jordan Watson, please reveal your age. Currently, I am 37 and the big deciding factor is will I turn 38 at the end of this year or the beginning of next year?

And the answer is, Come on, show me the money. Getting of next year, which is right. Yes. This is fucking bullshit, because he said that you were 35 is what he first said. And then he's like,

Oh, you probably asked me two years ago. This was, producers, producers, someone help me. I'm being gaslit. I'm being gaslit over here.

Didn't we talk about this like three weeks ago? Yes. Oh. Hey guys, I've got to just have a sick to me. I've got to just calling me in now. So if you let me go and you guys just carry on with this training and hire you. I reckon we can let you go.

I'll just check. Do we need any. anything else from Jordan? No. Okay. Love you, babe. See you later. Sweet tea.

Bye, Jordan. Bye. Okay, don't you hate it when as a couple you fight in front of your friends? Like, isn't that the worst thing when you go to a party and like... It's even worse when you get gas lit by your friend in front of your friend. I don't feel like I'm gaslighting you. Oh, my God. Because why would his age have changed in my mind?

You know why you're the ultimate gas slider? Why? Because, and you love this, right? You're the ultimate gaslighter because in the end, you gaslight so hard that you believe yourself. You think I'm gaslighting myself. You end up gaslighting so hard that you believe is, am I... That's such a funny concept. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So technically I don't know if it is gaslighting because you believe it. They say, and sorry to talk over you again, but they say that's the way to be the lie detector test is just believe what you're saying. Yeah. Because the lie detector can't take. tell if it's the truth or not. It can only tell if you think it's the truth. You believe it.

Yeah. You would definitely pass. It goes back to the game that Claudia made up and brought to the show. And Clint literally thought he made this game up. What game is it? Who do you think they are? It goes back to... Oh, that was me.

Oh my gosh. It goes back to Friday Oakey where Clint truly believed that he had created it. And the only reason that there was... that there was any sway was there was actual audio evidence. I will settle for co-creative. You did. You did not. What the fuck you did it?

You actually tried to put a handbrake on it. You're like, oh, don't know if that'll work. I thought you're guest lighting me. That is not true. Shut up. We have actual audio. That was the first time I actually got angry at you. Like, you left that day with Claudia.

Oh, yeah, because yeah, the Claudia game. And I was like fuming. I remember Claudia. Okay, guys, I guess I'll just shut the fuck up then. Yeah. Oh, finally. Hey, no, that's the reaction. That's not the reaction I wanted.

That's not the reaction I wanted. You said it.