ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 20th April 2026

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

We're baaaaaack, and we still can't say words right. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We like to party Hello everybody Welcome to the Brian Clinton Afterparty We're back With it Where the hell have you been bitch Where how have we been bitch My God he's coming in both ears

Oh my Oh my That'll make sense if you've heard the other one That's a double That makes sense if you pre-party and then after party But if you after party then pre-party That won't make any sense Talk about a double ear infection

Am I right Huh? If you talk about an inner ear problem If you put a cotton button in after that Oh gosh You'd just be stuffier than deeper, wouldn't you? That makes me ill. My God, he's coming in both ears.

Did he giggle after that statement? I don't know. He doesn't giggle. He doesn't giggle. He's a grown man. Right, what an idiot. He definitely giggles. Grown men can giggle, Clint.

What about, what's the name? Alan, Alan. DeGeneres. Steve. Ellen. Ellen. That's not Alan. No, that's Ellen.

Oh, fuck. Not this again. Please not this again. Alan or Ellen. There's the Kiwis who can't say either properly. Ellen. Ellen. Ellen.

Ellen. Ellen. Ellen, the television show. Ellen and Ellen, like an Ellen key. You've got the wrong on the wrong way. Go you go, Ellen. Don't overdo it. Do it how you do it.

Okay. My neighbour is Alan. She got so nervous in the middle of the word. No, my neighbor is Alan. Yeah. And what's the TV show that Dakota Fanning canceled? Eulen. See, you're doing it on purpose.

Ellen, Alan. Alan, Degenerous. Alan. It's not Alan degenerous. It's Ellen. It's not degenerous either. What is that? It's degenerous. That's what I say.

Don't, don't. You're rage baiting me. You're rage baiting me. The TV show is called Ellen. Yes. And the man at the shop is called Alan. Oh, you're good. Oh, see, but all of you are putting it on like, like, that's not how you guys talk.

That's not how you guys talk. That's not how you guys talk. It's like how people can't say beer and. Bear. I was trying to remember what the other one was. Bear. Bear. Beer and beer.

Beer. You guys are teaching my daughter's the difference between bed and beard the other girl. And there's no one worse to teach a toddler the difference between bed and beard than a New Zealander. Bid. Beed. And for those overseas, bed. That's where we sleep, obviously. And the bed.

And bed. That's what I grow on my face. No, beard. That sounds exactly the same to me. Whereas when I say it, bed. Beard. Those are different words. Yeah, yeah, those are different words.

Like that's how I say it. Yeah. Okay, and an American would say beard and bad. Bad, yeah. Yeah, very different. Right. That was good, yeah. Whereas some mornings I get straight out of beard and go to the bathroom to trim my beard.

Yeah, totally. I can hear it. What? I hear the difference. If I listen really, like, intently, then yes, I can tell the difference. But, like, honestly, all the time, like my partner, she'll be talking. about a friend of hers and I don't know if it's a man or a woman. If it's Alan or if it's Ellen.

How many Allens and Ellen's does she know? A lot, apparently. A lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then also, you know what one also trips me up? Is Ellie and Allie? Oh, I met Ellie down the alley. You guys just say, Ellie.

Go to Ocean Ellie with Ellie. Yeah. It's the same. A hundred percent. The Kiwi accent is like Shakespeare. Like, when you, like if you go to a Shakespearean production at first, You can't understand what the fuck they're talking about. But after a while, your brain tunes into it.

And eventually you get it. Nah, Shakespeare will always be boring to me. Oh, man, Bree, we're on the same par. You've never been. I feel like that would be a form of torture for me. It's so confusing. Like, respect for that, man, and everyone who does those plays, but God. And like, the people, I get it.

Like, it has its place. It has its place. It wasn't an invitation to besmirch there. It has its place. It has its place in the past. It's just confusing. Not in the future. Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.

Yeah, I'm sure there's like a handful, one or two people that love it. No podcast for a week, so let's go around the room with, um, oh no, let's not do that. Why? You just made me so anxious. Yeah, that's a bad idea. Oh, yeah, there's something that I know. Yeah, we can, we can, we can. We can do, we can do, we can do, we can do peaks.

Yeah, peaks. Um, peaks. Pikes. Fuck. Yeah, stabbed myself with a, uh, a scraper in the side of the leg. Was that a peak? No, definitely not a peak. It was just the peak.

You've got a gash. It's an actual gash. And Bree wants me to keep looking at it. It's disgusting. Yeah, it's weeping with you gash. Yeah, I need to change the dressing. Bree's gash is weeping. It's a moist gash.

Are you going to get a scar? Have you seen my gash? No, I've never shown me your gash. I have to drop my, to show you I have to drop my trousers. I want to see the scar. I can show it to you, but I do have to remove my trousers. You wear those little, like, short underies, don't you? I'll get the pants up first.

I'm filming this. No way, man. No, that was almost believable that you didn't want it. No, I can't get it up. It's right there. You can't get it up. What that, Claude? Hey, just get this piece of footage where he literally looks down and then goes, I can't get it up.

That's insensitive from you guys. One in five, it's okay. I want to see your scar. I don't feel comfortable anymore. Did you have to get a tetanus shot when that happened? Yeah, same. Bree put a scraper through her leg. So she's got a straight gash.

And I put a hedge trimmer, electric hedge trimmer into my thigh. So you've got a crooked gash. I got a wonky gash. I don't know which is better. Straight or wonky gash. It's got personality. What was your peak? I was working, so.

Oh, yeah. Oh, so nothing good happens. Yeah, nothing good happens when you're at work. No one's heard from you for a week. Yeah, come on. You could have something that happened to you. Um fucking

bullshit fucking Claudia I got to spend some time away from Clint was quite nice and his wonky gas no don't bring it up again

All right you got a break from me great Ella what was your peak well I fainted on the bus Oh that was your peak

no it wasn't I just felt like This is not a good ad for veganism No it's not You are not Yeah I just don't

breathe properly guys. That's not it. I kicked my friend off my seat, legs up. It's so embarrassing. But my peak... Yeah. What is your peak?

My peak was... I'm reading the Hunger Games and I fucking love it. From the start. Yeah. I'm on the third book already. How many times have you read it? Oh, countless. Yeah.

I'm the biggest fan. Just so everyone knows, so if we ever get an interview opportunity, we take it. It's ours. You're the hungry games person. I'm the Olivia Rodriguez person. And I'm the lowly young person. Because I'm the Olivia Rodriguez fan.

No, you're not. Which one of us saw her at Coachella on the weekend? I'm the peeky blinders girl. Like, I'm the go-to piggy blinders expert. No, I'm the yellow-owned girl. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not.

And also. Name a peeky blinder. Sillian Murphy. Venetian. Damn, she got one. Roman. You're Roman's good. A cheese cutter hat.

She can afford. Ella, name of yellow stone. Richard. Sulfur. That was a good stab in the dark. A horse. Gold. I actually got a few DMs from people going,

where's the podcast? Why do people never DM me? Yeah, they didn't DM me. They probably do. You don't check your DMs. I do sometimes. Zid Mrenklin Instagram. I always put on Instagram.

If you're listening to this, If people are listening to this, I'm going to check my DMs over the next 24 hours and I will read all of the podcast messages that come through. Will you open all the photos? Yes. No. Oh, that's dangerous, eh? So will I. Not from dudes, though.

I want to get a dog. What part of three should I get? I got an inbox on my Facebook, like my post. public Facebook. Got a box on your face? I knew it was in there somewhere. Brianna.

The message was saying that they want to have a threesome with my mum and I. Oh, my God. I don't want to open it, but I could see that's what it said. That's so funny. Oh my God, I wish I'd like them. And obviously, she wouldn't do that.

How much? Everything's got a price. I feel. That's so grim. Where is it? I've got to find it. Hold on. I don't want to open it because then they'll see that I've opened it. Just open and go, ew. They deserve to know that it's disgusting.

And then wait this one. No, no, because creeps like that, just get off on the fact that their message has been seen. That's what they need. And then this one. Send pick of you. Send a sexy pick of you, please. Tell me your name. Send sexy pick now.

Send it. Send it. I can already guess what this person looks like. Oh, and then they say, oh, no. Oh, they're getting deleted because they're sending pornographic material. Oh, my God. Real graphic stuff. What was I going to say?

Remember that time, and please don't make me do it now, but remember that time, Bree kissed Clint's foot? I think Clint kissed my foot. Oh, Clint kissed Bree's foot. Yeah. And there's a random guy that kept wanting to see the videos. Oh, no. Did we never put the video out?

I felt wrong putting it up, because I know it would be for his. sexual fantasy. He was like, you didn't actually do it. You're just gaslighting your listeners. And that's good because then that would affect my sales on OnlyFans. He tried to nigg you into releasing it. Yeah, I was like, no. I'm sorry, I can.

That's commitment. I don't know where the footage. And then apparently I kink shamed him. I told you about the guy who was actually really polite and really lovely, so I don't want to hate on this guy. But he messaged me. He inboxed me and said, hi, can I buy your, Doc Martins that you wore on Treasure Island please.

And I thought, for some reason, I was like, oh, I'm not selling my Doc Martins. Like, are you looking for a secondhand pair? And he goes, no, I want your Doc Martens from the show. And then I like, and I like, oh. And I was like, hey, sorry, they're not for sale, but flattered. What do you do with them? You should sell them that broken pair. I wonder how much I would get for them

So much You could charge whatever you want it That makes me Yeah What would be What would you guys If it was you What would you

What would you What's the amount Well you know it would be great What Was if you could sell them for the price of a new pair And then you have unlimited shoes Way more No no no no no

That's getting greedy Nah What you do is you wear them That's not a bad idea And then when they wear out You sell them to creeperzoids And Exactly

I will be greedy. And then you take that money, you take that money and you go and get a fresh pair straight away. Yeah, but Doc Martin's hold their value. It's the infinite shoe hack. They hold their value. They'd be the same price kind of regardless. So you've got to double it because they're firstly very new Doc Martins.

Secondly, they agree with Doc Martins. Oh, not that service. You charge at least double. Just no, I feel like I should charge at least for breaking them in because that's quite tough with Doc Martens. That is a service, yeah. That is a service. And these people will clearly want to put them on their feet.

No, they don't. I don't know what they want to do This is the peak of my week right here talking about this That Jonah Hill Lime is that Wow, funny thing about my back is it's located on my dick Located on my cart Oh is that a Yeah

Fletio They're actually in my car That movie is so funny And we tried to watch it with my mom That was a bad idea Oh, I could have told you that was a bad idea For those that don't know the law Ella's mom is deeply religious.

Oh God, it's so religious. She would have hated that film. Mick Levin. She told me off of swearing on the podcast and in videos and doing the finger. That is naughty. What swear words? Probably shit and fuck. My God, he's coming in both ears.

Thanks, Mike. Love my mom, that girl. Jesus? God? Better. It's Mike Hoski. It's the man upstairs. It's the man upstairs.

Literally. That'll do us. Oh. Yep. See you guys tomorrow. Why is that a question, Mark? Well, you never know with this show, eh? I keep getting messages and people going,

you guys have more holidays than teachers. Honestly. Yes, we do, but we strike less. We like to party. Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.