ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party -20th August 2024

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

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The girls, gays, and theys. What's an A? The girls, the gays, and the theys. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What about the guys? No. Oh, no?

No? Okay, sweet. Didn't rhyme. None of it rhymes. Only gays and theys rhymes. The girls, the gays, and the theys. Yeah. The gays and the they's rhyme.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, we're all here now. We're all here. Bree's got a big question to ask us on the podcast. Oh, it's not that interesting. Can this not be? Juice, juice, juice.

To be honest, anything would be better than yesterday. Squeeze that juice. Before you bring us the question, I've got a shower thought that I had today. Yes. Which isn't mine. I stole it from a tweet, but I had to think about it a bit. Someone said, they screenshotted this conversation that they had with someone, a text conversation, and it said,

what time are you coming over today? And they said, I'll be there at 4.23. Oh. And they said, that's an incredibly specific time. And they replied with, every time is an incredibly specific time. And they replied with, every time is an incredibly specific time. Four o'clock is no more specific than 3.42. Oh, for goodness sake. Every time is an incredibly specific time.

I disagree. You round up. Half past two. Half past two is an incredibly specific time. It's round. You just round it up. Nah, yeah, I disagree. 2.44.

What? Because it's way more specific because it's to the minute. Yeah. No, but so is 4.30. That's to the minute. Yeah, we don't mean half of one hour. Yeah, but if you say 4.30, everyone knows because it's a round number that it can be either side of that.

Yeah, well, then the same could be true for 4.01. No, because it's not a rounded number. And anyway, if it is 430. Makes sense in my mind. I think it makes sense in everyone's mind because that's why people do it that way. Anyway, start fucking with some people and tell them you'll be there at 518. No, because you sound like a weirdo. That's dumb.

Exactly. If you give that specific of a number, you have to be there on that exact time. I don't need you guys to tell me I'm right to know that I'm right. You seem upset. We know that about you. Don't worry. We know that you don't need us to know that you're right or think that you're right. I'm on my own path.

Anyway, Bree's got a question for us. Here's my question. It's a big one. It's a big question. It's not. It's a huge question. It's a fucking huge question. I've been waiting all day.

It's a whopper. She wrote it down. Don't make me panic and tell the hair in the dick story. Because I will now that you've built this up. Hair in the dick story is tomorrow. Today, there's a special question. Okay, the question is, I'm in the market for a new pair of shoes, right? Yes.

But here's the question I pose. So I'm in the market. Good start. My Sambas are looking a bit shit. Now, this is quite interesting, I think. There's certain parts that are interesting. You're losing me. Here's the question.

Do I buy two fake pairs of Sambas on the gate, otherwise known as the fence? DH gate. That'll cost me less than one pair of real Sambas. But there's always a risk when you buy from the gate. Oh, really? Yeah, there's always a risk of quality. They'll be a bit shit.

A girl in the office, have you gotten it off Lucy? No. She's got very good knock-offs. Very good. But she's probably bought it off the gate. She has. But you don't know. Ella is saying you could get her link and then you would know. I could. I haven't

inspected hers yet. Hers was $60 and comfortable and they look identical. I've got a question for you. Why do you need two pairs? True, good question. Because here's my question a question for you. Why do you need two pairs? True, good question. Because here's my question I posed to you. Why wouldn't I, if they are good quality,

why wouldn't I want two for the price of one? Yeah, exactly. But isn't that the problem with society these days? Aren't you getting more for more's sake? More, more, more. Rather than just getting what you need. Mate, I recycle. I do my bed. I'm going to buy my two fucking shoes. No, no, no.

But you know what I mean? It's just more shit in your house. It's just more stuff. No, but here's the thing you don't know about me. When I buy something new, I get rid of something. Oh, you should buy two, and then I'll take whatever you get rid of. Yeah, one for me, one for Claudia. I recycle stuff.

Claudia has gotten multiple new pairs of shoes off of me. And also, it's so expensive to buy shoes. Would you get? I feel crap spending $1.90 on shoes. Oh, it's so expensive. Well, this is the thing. You know? I don't think you should feel crap spending $1.90

because you'll wear those shoes for a whole year. But $1.90. That's not that long, though. It is. I'd wear them longer than a year. Yeah, you'd wear them at least a year. At least a year. I have a question.

Are you getting two identical pairs or different colours? Two completely different colourways. Oh yeah, then do that. Not the same, but I get two fun new pairs of shoes for the price of one. Do you know what's really gutting? I bought a really nice pair of shoes and they didn't last a year because they started stinking.

Oh, yeah. I think that's a leather situation. I think that's a you problem. Were they leather? They're vegan leather. Oh, they're vegan leather. Not good, not good. They don't breathe.

They're not real leather. Yeah, so I feel like every other shoe is fine. Man-made. What kind of shoes? Only leather shoes or plastic sandals will breathe. Where are you buying vegan leather shoes from? We got it in Amsterdam. They're called Say.

S-A-Y-E. They're great. They're really cool. I just think maybe I wore them too much. It's like organic deodorant. Yeah. Or just tea tree. Natural deodorant.

Yeah. It's not actually working. You might as well give it a go. Yeah, go on,ant. Yeah. It's not actually working. You might as well give it a go. Yeah, go on, Bree. Okay. Well, the smart thing to do would be to buy one pair and then see how it goes rather than risk yourself on two pairs. True.

Buy one and if it's good, buy the second one. $60. But here's the thing. If I buy two, I get them at a discounted rate. This is how they get you. And this is the more for more's sake argument. Why don't you, Brianna, get a pair and then I'll get a pair and then a few others could get a pair and we all join the link.

I see what you're saying. Save on shipping. And then you could all end up with a shit pair of shoes. Yeah. Well, in my opinion, I mean, I've bought a fair few things off of there. Yeah. And I've only ever had one bad experience. I would say out of are you running

a massive set of fakies nah not massive i've bought what have i bought off there i've bought quite a few pairs of sunglasses because here's my theory right i buy fake ones off of there because then i can take them to a festival i can take them to a festival, I can take them to a beach, and I'm not terrified of losing them or breaking them. I feel like it's the perfect, you know, thing to buy off of there. The perfect crime. And a bag and a pair of boots. That's it. Oh, yeah.

So not too much. Bits and bobs. That was good juice. I like that. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Yeah. I probably would just.

Come on. I'll send you the link. I'll send you the link. Okay, send me the link. When Lucy's wearing her shoes, test them out. Send me the link. I think I might just buy two. Yeah.

Oh, I'll see how much they are. Can you find the link for me? I'll send it to you right now. Or I'll just message Lucy. Or have you got the link? I got the link. Okay, sweet. You send me the link.

You know people are going to want the link now. Well, no, hey. Or you can test it out. I will test it for you. I'll test it for you. How long do these things take to arrive? Oh, everything's different. That's the thing.

Like some things come quite quick. Some things can be a month. Some people believe it's all made in the same factory. I think it is. Yeah. Yeah, look, I don't want to go into it. I don't want to think about it too much. What colours are you going to get?

Ooh What was your current pair? My current pair is black and white But it's the platform black and white So I was thinking I'd go just the classic That everyone's got Which I haven't had before So just the classic And then I was thinking either

The baby blue Or the baby pink Oh I'm not wearing them That's so embarrassing Lucy's got the baby blue or the baby pink. Oh, I'm not wearing them. That's so embarrassing. Lucy's got the baby blues. She could show you. Does she? I feel like I'm going to go with the pink.

Because I feel like everyone's got the blues. I do like the blue ones. Yeah, I do like the blues. I'll decide. I'll decide. Okay, I sent you the photo of Lucy's shoes. They're cool. Oh, perfect.

They look pretty good. I sent it in the Bray and Clint group chat. In the link? In the group chat. Okay, I sent you the photo of Lucy's shoes. They're cool. Oh, perfect. Perfect. And the link? I sent in Brian Clint group chat. And the link? And the group chat. Okay, lovely. Okay, I'll get them and then we'll do a review on the podcast when they come. Can I join your order? Yeah, can I join too?

Oh, Jesus. Here we go. Bloody hell. We'll talk about it off the podcast. All right. Okay. And if anyone from Eddie Das is listening to this. I'll text the real one to you.

You are not listening. you are not listening. You are not listening. But also, if you are listening, can I be an ambassador? Because if anyone reps Adidas, it's me. Oh, I love Adidas. I'm a size 9. I rep Adidas more than bloody Amy Shark. Will you please send me something? After party, after party, after party.