ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 20th August 2025

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

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Hi everybody, this podcast contains substantial adult themes. Listener discretion is advised. I've been thinking a lot recently about the future of radio and can we, as a medium, can we survive? Will we survive? We have to. This is my whole career. We have to.

I'm so heavily invested in this. I have no other skills. We have no other skills. And the reason I ask that question, is how can we survive with the conversation that we are permitted to have when the podcast space

is having conversations about whatever they want like this. My friend at school had the biggest foreskin in the world that he could hide things in it. He had a snookable in it once

he fit a snookable into his foreskin. A snookable. It was just hanging over his dick. No, he put the snoop. But when he's not stretched out is that just like loads of empty skin? Yeah, it looks like an elephant's trunk. Like an elephant's trunk

that's frizzled up. This is the guy. He did two things. He was the guy who used to... I told you when we were in the showers together because we used to share showers at that age. He would hold his foreskin shut. Pee into it so it became a water balloon

and then went, run. How can we compete? How can we possibly... It's not a true story. It's not a true story. And big fucking warp. I could grab my labias and pull it over a snook ball easy. Fuck yeah.

Here we go. This is the kind of content I was hoping for. I have no doubt in my... mind that I could do that. Could you sink the eight ball? No, not sinking. I'm not talking about sinking anything like putting anything up anywhere. Oh, okay. I'm talking

about having the room to pull. Yeah. Kind of like a coin purse but it'd be a meat purse. Yeah, it's a little meat purse. Yeah, yeah. You know, like kind of like Right, right, right. What would you call it? You know, where you sit down and you grab.

Oh. Oh. Pause this podcast and we'll come back to it don't lose this chat this is important all right where were we yes let's get back to business what i was saying is what are those things um it's like a claw like where you bend down to pick something oh grab a grab a yeah like i could do i'd be like a trash grabber yes i'd be like the human version go down pick up the snooker ball yeah yeah with my labia's and it's happening oh no We're here. Yeah. What are you girls thing?

Horrifying visual. So, so, so, and we won't dwell on this for too long. My meat purse. Brianna. As an example. How many snookables? Put your scrogging up in it. Only one.

Only one, Claudia. It's not going in. We've talked about that. One would be a push. So. It would be a push. What about a bowling ball? Fuck no.

Okay. That was a ridiculous question. Yeah. Cricket ball? Corn cup? No, not a cricket ball. Not a baseball. Crickball's got grip.

It's got grip. It's got a. I don't have enough labia. I reckon golf ball too small, go in. Soccer ball. Golf ball would be dangerous. Yeah, tie a string to it. So, just as a full circle.

So, yes, we can compete. That's what we've established. We can compete should we want to with the podcast contingent. Our ratings come out tomorrow, which we get periodically as radio hosts. I'm glad they come out tomorrow before this podcast goes out. This is where the slide is going to happen. If it was a guarantee that the Bree and Clint show finally goes to number one.

Number one everywhere, number one everything. We win the radio award. We fulfill our dreams. We clock radio. And all we had to do was you had to pick up a pool ball with your labia. And I had to insert a pool ball inside my foreskin. Would we do it? 100%.

Would we do it? 100%. I have a question. I mean, to be honest, I'll be honest. got the easier job. Does Ella have to film it? Oh, it's a great. Because I volunteer her.

Audio, no visual. I don't reckon it's in your job description, so I'll say no. Audio, no visual. You don't have to. I'm good. But without permission, you are allowed to. Do I need to get a little microphone all up in there? Who's to say, we don't have one set up already?

You're going to use your labia to pair of microphone. I could do that too, yeah. You could hold your own microphone. I actually don't want to do it if it's not filmed because I don't want to do it. and then have any accusations that I didn't do it. That's fair. That's fair. Would you film it yourself and just put it in your save folder just in case?

Where are you putting it up? You're a nurse. No, no, under my foreskin. Oh, that's it. Oh, that's it. Yeah, right. I don't know if you'd get it in there. Maybe just pissing your foreskins.

I mean, I haven't seen. I don't know, but I feel like it would be quite a feat. They're feet involved. Not feet, but we could involve feet. F-E-A-T. I reckon I could bowl a bowling ball with my boob. Can I do that? Same.

I could do that. Yeah, you can do that. I don't know it will impact our ratings, but yeah, you could do it. I think it would make them go up. Yeah. It makes something go up. Well, good, good, good, good. That was a litmus test to see how committed we still are after seven years to getting to number one.

What can Cordia do? I'll organise all the snooker balls. I don't, no, no, what body part would you use? My hands? You can clip carabinas to your nipples. Yeah, yeah. We can hang you from the roof. God, the lesbians would go wild for that.

They'd be standing outside with pitchforgs, they'd be like, let us in! One of us! They'd be burning their bras, let us in! Your vests would be selling out everywhere. I love when Ellen tries to join in, it's the cutest. And you know, that wasn't bad. I reckon you're getting better and better every day.

I don't want to be aware of my banter. You don't want to be aware of it? No, you just do it, right? Yeah, just say what you think. Well, I try. She does. That was a nice thing I was saying to you. I know.

I have a new game, so I'll... Yeah, and they'll all cut their hair off. They'll all shave their heads. Anyway. They love Ellen. Some of them will be gay. Keep going. Keep going.

I bet they've got cats. And we're beanies. We're drifting. Did you want to say something before we go? Oh, I just have a new game. Okay. But I'll bring it to the table because I'm learning. I want to know now.

How many ladies do you need for this game? Because there's none, we don't want it. We've got... Because Breeze are occupied and Claudia's not willing to use hers without a pay rise. Well, you can use mine. Okay. What's the game? Oh, no, I want to like really flush it out, but I've talked to Ross.

We talk too much fleshed in this podcast. Don't worry. She said flush it out. Oh, did she? No, I flushed it out. I'm pretty excited for it. It's quite creative. What a fucking tease.

Thank you. You can't just, no, no, no, no, no. I want to know what it is now. Tell me what it is. She's gone straight to management with this game idea. No, yeah, what the fuck? How has Ross heard about this before us? Ross and I were just hanging, like, he was in the office.

We were just hanging out and it just became a chat. And I was like, oh, actually, I've got like an idea for a game. Does this sound okay? I want to use production So Sam It would be like a 20 bit 20 second thing And it would include you and Clint

Ideas, listeners And possible You're giving us everything With also giving us nothing Yeah yeah No I don't want to explain it Because I need to figure it out Okay well at least tell us what you got in bowling

The other night Yeah we need to hear about the bowling You've forgotten already What did you score? Forty Oh my fucking God that's disball. I gave up.

You gave up. I gave up. That means you averaged four pins per frame. I really want to get better. Holy shit. That's a fucking big bowling. That means you average two pins per bowl. Bowling sucks and I nearly slipped on the alley.

Do you put the gutters up? No. Because it makes it fun if you're not playing for serious. You just put the gutters up. Did you use the rent? I like to be in the gutter. It's quite fun. What gutter?

I got her? All right. Sorry. That'll do us. See? Well, that's too far. Sorry. Ray talked about putting

out her labias and meat. To use. And Clint talked about posk and stuff. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, exactly, Ella. If Clint and I want to talk about our clunger knobs,

we're allowed. Yeah, we've burned the right. We burn the right. Can you please record a morning? Summer down, young buck. How good is the world? word clunge. Can you please record a warning?

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