ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 20th February 2024

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

Here's a Sean Bean fun fact that you can tell your friends! And what smells remind you of your parents? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint After Party Where today Claudia said I've got a fun fact for you guys Not only do I have a fun fact, I have a fun Sean Bean fact Sean Bean Sean Bean Sean Bean, the actor Who?

Sean Bean You know from Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings I don't watch any of these You've seen the memes though Sean Bean. Sean Bean. Sean Bean, the actor. Yeah. Who? Sean Bean. You know, from Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings. I don't watch any of these. You've seen the memes, though. You'll recognise him. How do you not know him, guys? Oh, yes. Even Ella knows him.

She Googled him, but I definitely don't. Sean Bean. Oh, you recognise his face. Sean Bean. Yeah. I recognise his face. Everyone knows Sean Bean for his name being like, Sean Bean, right?

It's so weird. Sean Bean. Or is it Sean Born? Is that his name being like Seen Bean, right? It's so weird. Sean Bean. Or is it Seen Born? Is that his name? Or Seabomb. The fun fact about- You know- Oh, sorry.

No, you go. I was just about to say there's an Aussie swimmer with the last name Seabomb. What? Emily Seabomb. That's awesome. Really? I know. You'd keep that, right?

Wow. It's pretty cool. Yeah, you'd have to keep that. Okay, fun fact. Have a whole bunch of little sea bombs. Little baby sea bombs. Little baby sea bombs. Swimming around.

Go, Claudia. I'm interested. Fun fact about Sean Bean. His birth name is Sean Bean. S-H-A-U-N. And he changed it to... He changed it to S-E-A-N. What?

Why? I don't know. Probably just to mess with people. That's so weird. Why would you go into all that trouble? Yeah. He just changed the spelling of it. So his stage name is Sean Bean.

S-E-A-N-B-E-A-N. That's so weird. Yeah. Why would you bother? I don't know. Maybe there was a seen bean already in the academy or something. Seen bean. I know there is a keen bean.

That's me. Kino Beano. How many different ways is that a spell, Sean? There's S-E-A-N, S-A-U-W-N. S-H-A-W-N. S-H-A-W-N. Fuck. What else?

Maybe that's it. Yeah. Might be it. Guys. Yeah. Oh, she's got a joke that was from ages ago she's gonna try and bring it back yeah yeah yeah okay you know how i always make this up i've got it yeah i really like sean bean but he was too sean keen did i do it no you didn't do it No It's not bad though No it would have been Sean was a little bit handsy That's Sean Keane

Sean was really rude That's Sean mean Sean was really Sean went to the therapist He felt seen Sean felt unwell That's Sean Green. Sean played on a soccer team.

Oh, Sean played football. That's a Sean team. No, that doesn't rhyme. Ha! Doesn't it? It's hard, mate. Like you can lie. It's harder.

It's harder than yours. Okay. At least I have the premise of the fucking game. No, I get it. I just, oh. Sean's a rapper now. He's on the Sean lean. Sean's going to do lean. No, I get it. Sean's a rapper now. He's on the Sean Lean. Sean's going to do Lean.

Yeah, can I copy that? Sean goes to the gym. Sean Lean. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Finally. And then she'll forget all of this.

She'll forget all this and we'll revert back. I've got a game we can play. I love it. Because we've both got match boxes With matches I'm going to see Matchbox 20 in two weeks Oh I'm so jealous Guess what When I was in Melbourne the other night

Apparently Matchbox 20 was also there On the Taylor Swift night Were they On the same night Oh real That's awesome And they didn't come out Oh they played

To perform 3am with Taylor Swift I know 3am I must be Okay here's the game We strike our matches I said game. We strike our matches. I said be there. We strike our matches at the same time. Yeah.

Claudia. Person who hangs on to the match the longest wins. Are we going to light the matches? Have you guys got one? Yeah. Three, two, hang on. Hold on. Go.

Go. All right. Very smoky. Do we talk about... Oh, mine's gone out. We are on... Am I out? Mine's just gone out.

Oh, God, there's so much smoke. Oh, mine's out. Oh, mine went out. Oh, mine went out too. Oh, it smells so good. Is that a safety thing, is it? No, it's because we held them up that way. And the fire won't burn down.

It needs to like... Yeah. All right. I love the smell of fire. Were you guys firebugs when you were younger? Yeah. Yeah, I sat near the fireplace at Nana's for hours just watching it. I almost burnt down the house once.

I'm real worried that there's a- Watch out. What? Burning down the house. I got it. Cool, baby. Cool, but not a stranger i'm an ordinary guy burning down the house is this from the foo firefighters oh my

shit Shit. Fire. Food fire. That's a good one. Smells nice, eh? Yeah, I love it. I quite like it. Thank you. No, she's talking about the smell of smoke now. Also, I like your joke. What do you guys like better, the smell of fire or the smell of petrol?

Petrol. Petrol. I worked in a gas station, so I kind of got over the smell of petrol. Yeah, you would a little bit. It does give you a headache. Oh, well, that's nice. Yeah. I worked in a gas station, so I kind of got over the smell of petrol. Yeah, you would a little bit. It does give you a headache. Oh, well, that's nice. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

Okay, here's a game. I'm just coming up with new games. My dad also worked at a petrol station. That's why it's not. All right. What smell reminds you of your dad, and what smell reminds you of your mum? My dad always smelled like coffee. He used to work as like a, he owned a cafe and was a barista.

Fun. So he would always come home with coffee like all over his hands. Oh, that's a good smell. Yeah. Garbage. Enough said, Ella. Enough said, yeah. Enough said, yeah.

What about your mum? Oh, lavender. Oh, cute. Yeah. I think my dad, it'd be either chicken poo. Oh, yeah. Because he would lay a lot of chicken manure on the farm. Chicken shit stinks.

Yeah, it stinks like shit, literally. Or just like a greasy kind of dirty smell. Whoa, we got working class dads. Like a greasy kind of dirty smell. Woo. We go working class, dads. And then my mum, probably opium or Chanel No. 5. No, not. You meant like, yeah. I meant the perfume, opium. Mum was a heroin addict.

Yeah. My mum's perfume was that Dior J'adore with the thin top. Oh, yeah. A little crystal on top. Does that remind you of your mum? Yeah. Yeah, I like that perfume. That reminds me,

my auntie used to wear that, my mum's twin sister. Cute. Mine's mum's perfume too, it's Elizabeth Arden Red Door. Classic. It's a mum classic. It's a mum classic.

Can't go wrong with Elizabeth Arden Red Door. Does anyone like the smell of their mum's sweat? Oh, fuck. Oh, Ellen. Oh, fuck. No, I'm genuinely serious. Like, as a baby, you'd lie on your mum's chest,

and it's a thing, right? I guess. Are you saying you remember lying on your mum's chest as a baby? No, but I don't mind. Do you remember sucking on her titties? Sucking on my titties. I actually don't. I said to my mum one time, I said to her, I was like,

because we were all... Nude. Together. Our whole family was there for a wedding, my cousin's wedding, so we were all together. Our whole family was there for a wedding, my cousin's wedding. So we were all there. And I said, mum, does it ever occur to you that everyone in this room, mum, so dad, Amber, Aidan and me, we've all sucked on your tartar? What did she say? She said, oh, Brianna.

Yes, it has. I think about it often. Very true. Isn't that weird, though, to think about that? And you haven't let a single member of the family suck on yours. Not yet. That's why she's... But isn't that weird?

We've all had a turn. We've all had a turn on them. The fun bags. I remember my sister. Dad problem. I remember when my sister was a baby, because there's an age gap and I remember, and she bit mum's nipple.

Oh, man. My sister bit through my mum's nipple. Oh. Did it bleed? She put a piercing in it? The plunket nurse had to come. It was like fully cracked and sliced. No.

It was hanging off. It was hanging off. Your poor mum. Does she want me to tell that story? I don't know. How many teeth did you have? She was in tears. Oh, my God.

She was in tears. It'd be pretty relatable. Do you stitch it back on? It just heals over time. Yeah. But you're breastfeeding, and so that's still filling with milk, and so you've got to be like, oh, God. So you don't get mastitis.

Oh, that's what my – oh, no, I probably shouldn't tell this. Someone I know had mastitis, and it was not good, eh? Owie, owie, owie. The poor thing. Being a woman fucking sounds like it sucks, man. Oh, mate. You get the gift of bringing life into the world, but also all the shit that comes with it.

Yeah, rip us a new asshole too. Literally. Sometimes, in some cases, yeah. That's why my sister has always said, take it out the sunroof. I don't know about that. I think I'll faint. What happens if you're giving birth and you faint?

I guess you're not there. Your body takes over. Yeah. Or they have to emergency C-section. Well, I mean, if you faint, you're not going to faint for 20 minutes. We've done a lot of birth content today. Yeah, we have, eh? It's on the mind.

Is it? It's on the mind. I do love babies. I'd love a baby, but not now. Anyway. Have one now. I honestly thought about it, but I don't have enough money. Don't do that.

And I live with my mum. Don't do that. Absolutely not. What are you, 24? You've got a built-in babysitter. When it turns 18, you'll be 42. Honestly, that's the perk, but also. Wait, is that maths?

Yeah, that's maths. I kind of want my youth a little bit longer. Don't worry. Yeah. Someone else have a baby, please. All right, let's get out of here. See you guys. Bye-bye.

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