ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 20th February 2025

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

Bree & Clint put their respective gaydars to the test.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody. Speed after party today because Claudia and I have got to get to a KFC event and Bree's going to Christchurch for Electric Avenue. I was just saying to you before, because you're going with your partner. Yes. Are you going to go to that cafe? Yes.

The cafe that we like. Don't say the name of it. Yeah. Can we say what our theory is about the cafe? So we were in Christchurch last week and we went to this nice cafe. It was lovely. Food was fantastic. Really good.

And at one point during our stay at this cafe, Clint says to me, have you noticed all the women here are really good looking? I said they've got an only hire attractive women policy at this cafe. That's right. That's what you said. And I had only seen one of them who came out to our table to deliver our food. And at one point I've gone in to order some carrot cake and I had a glance around. I was right, eh?

All very attractive women. Like cool attractive too. Yeah, like, let's see, this is the thing. Like, what's those tattoos called where it's like thin line tattoos? Fine line. Fine line. I would say they're, what's the word? Hipster-ish.

Hip? Eclectic. Eclectic. Eclectic? Obviously, I'm not. Eclectic. Is it eclectic? No, eclectic.

As in like they're a collection of different styles? Wait, I've been saying this word wrong my whole life then. You've been saying neclectic. Is it not neclectic? It's an eclectic. An eclectic collection. An eclectic. Hold on.

You may have eclectic taste. Click. Or you could be a necromancer. Or you could be a necrophiliac. What is that? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Yeah, don't look that up. Don't look that up.

Nah. You know. It's definitely eclectic, by the way. Eclectic. Electric. It is one of those words, the more you say it, though, the stupider it sounds. Yeah, eclectic. It feels nice, though. Eclectic. Electric. It is one of those words the more you say it though the stupider it sounds. Yeah eclectic. It feels nice though. Neglectic is something else

all together. Neglect. Neglectant? Whoa. I just. No neglectic. Neglectic. Neglectic is a word. What's the can you use it in a sentence? A combination of electric in appearance and neglected in maintenance. Oh it's like an urban dictionary word.

Oh. Yeah. That's a cool word. Anyway. So someone who's neglectic would have cool style, but they all look like their clothes came out of a dumpster. Oh, yeah. They'd be neglectic.

Like people in Melbourne. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like Melbourne vibes. Yeah.

Like just people who look very cool. And I said, once I'd scanned the room, I said to you, I'm pretty sure all those women are gay. All of them you reckon? I reckon it's a gaggle of gays and one of them has started working in their cool workplace and then they've slowly added their lesbian gaggle. Have flocked together. Yeah, and now I really want to know.

Yeah, so how do we find out? Is it okay to ask? I kind of want to go and see what my gaydar picks up. Yeah, good point. Do we fly the whole show? We've got to send as many gay women to that cafe as possible just to bing, bing, set off their senses. We've got a gay man down there with you.

Maddie could go in. Yeah, but I feel like- Does male gaydar work on women? Some gay men have all right female gaydar, but others, no. I've got shocking gaydar, obviously, if this is true. Yeah. But for both genders. That's the vibe I was-

Well, excuse me, for two of the genders. That's the vibe I was picking up. I could be completely wrong, and they could just all be cool. Clint, is your... That's a funny Instagram account. Are they cool or are they gay? Queer or cool? Is your gaydar one of those everybody's straight

or one of those everybody's gay kind of gaydars? No, it's... Because I assume gay until proven otherwise. Oh, okay, no, everybody's straight. Usually, yeah. Everybody's straight and possibly into me until proven otherwise. Really? I have never in my life thought that someone was into me.

I'm just half joking. You're not joking at all, mate. You forget that we know you. So we can tell when you're joking and when you're not. He gets that twinkle in his eye when he's flirting. He's not joking. He believes it. And that's okay.

That's good. Well, you know, I'm a glass half full kind of guy. Yeah. That is the glass half full mentality. I feel like that's... Why couldn't they be into me? To be honest, I don't think that's the glass half full mentality. I think that's overflowing glass.

Full glass. Yeah, that's overflowing glass. Full glass. Yeah, that's a full glass. My glass runneth over. That's like overflowing. Overfloweth glass. My glass overfloweth. Yeah. Anyway.

I really want to know now. Yeah, me too. Because if they are, then they definitely weren't into me. How we. I don't know if that would come into it anyway. Do you think I was too old for them? They looked pretty young. Too married.

Yeah. Maybe both. Too old, too married, too male. Yeah, could be all three. Could be the trilogy. Is there any way that we – Since we're talking about it on the podcast Which is part of the show It's therefore now a company thing

So they should pay for us to go To the cafe What would be the scenario Where we could call them Call the cafe Is it a case of I had the idea where we call them and we play them a Renee rap song And we say do you know who this is?

That's a great idea. And if they do... That would be the weirdest phone call they would receive. Hey, we're just doing market research for a record label. Do we have a Rene rap song in the system? Do you guys know? Well, Cam Mentzel used to work here. We definitely have a Rene rap song.

Are you going off the fact that I know who Rene rap is? Yeah, you told me who Rene rap was. Yeah, Rene rap's awesome. Rene rap is like... Oh, told me who Renee Rapp was. Yeah, Renee Rapp's awesome. Renee Rapp is like gay Jesus right now. Yeah, this song. Can people hear that? Remember how sometimes

Yeah, they can hear it. Oh no, they can only hear it if they're gay. It's like the emperor's new clothes. If you can hear it gay. Yeah, they can. Oh, no, they can only hear it if they're gay. It's like the emperor's new clothes. If you can hear this right now, you are gay. Woo-hoo! Time to celebrate! Hear what? There you go.

Anyway. Or we could just call and ask, like say a random person's name. Yeah, yeah. And they go, oh, I don't think they work. And then I'll go, oh, you know, the big lesbian. Is the lesbian there? And then if they go, oh, you mean. If they go, she's not that big.

We'll go, doesn't matter, you've answered our question. Thank you so much. And I reckon if one of them is, my theory is right. They all are. They've all synced up. Yep. That's how it works because you can catch the game. Yeah.

So if you work at the same workplace. That's why I've got to get out of here, actually. Yeah, I was straight when I started here. Yeah, yeah. See you guys tomorrow. Bye. After Party, After Party, the After Party.