ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 20th January 2026

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

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Got a sorry. Oh, hi everybody. Welcome to the After Party. Claudia, can we have a new set of these for this year, please? I should have done that while you guys weren't here, and I was back last week, and I literally forgot until we recorded yesterday. Yes, 100%. Just like to feel fresh.

Yeah. Just like to feel fresh. You know, it's like coming back and having the same undies on as last year. You haven't done that? Shit, I feel gross if I wear my undies more than, you know, a day. Yeah. Nothing worse than that, in my opinion. Yeah, I would agree.

Who's wearing them more than a day? I'm saying there is situations where you like... Like a sleepover. Or like, you know, you go a little bit longer. Hey, pack some fresh undies for your sleepover, please? Spontaneous sexy sleeper. Well, ideally you haven't spent the whole night in the undies at a spontaneous sexy sleepover.

Hopefully they're not on at all. Yeah. Hopefully they've been chew through. Oh, that's been a while since you've had a sexy sleepover. I don't know what you guys do anymore. What's going on? Hopefully they're hanging off. the fan.

Ceiling fans? What do you call me? I have something. My partner and I are in a fight and I need to ask your guys opinion on the situation. So here's what's happened, right? Bold of you to use this on the podcast when we need so much content. But yeah, go for it. Should I save it then?

Well, or we could do it here. And we could, no, no, no, no. We're not going to be one of those shows. Do it. No, do it now because you don't want to put it. No, you've started it now. I started it now. Okay.

Here's the situation. My partner and I, we're big foodies. We love food. We love cooking. We love going out to eat. It's like one of our things, right? Two feeders. That we do together, yes.

We love it. Anyway, we have been talking about this particular restaurant that we have wanted to go to. For I reckon. Oh, rag tag. Ragtag. For three, maybe four months. It's in Westmear? Westmear.

Yeah, in Auckland. We've been talking about it. ages we've heard great things every time we drive past we're like oh we need to go blah blah blah blah blah gets busy anyway we haven't got around to it but we've talked about it multiple times where we've both said how much we want to go my partner this morning turns around to me and says oh babe remember i'm not at home tonight for dinner and i said oh oh where are you going she goes oh i'm going a rag tag with my friend. With my friend.

Whose idea was it? So I asked that. She claims it was her friend's idea. I call BS and so I invited myself to the dinner. I think that's a good way to deal with it. Because your partner did have the ability to say, even if it was the friend's idea, she did have the ability to go, oh, I can't go there.

Promise Bree that we'll go there soon. So I'm saving that one. Can we go to one of the other 50 restaurants? There's million of them. Or if we're going to go there, can Bree come along? And they're like, nah. They're like, ew, I hate it. Are you friends with the friend?

Yes. Why weren't you invited initially? I'm not like super good friends with her. And I think, and I get it. Sometimes you just want to catch up one-on-one. You know, with one friend. Like, we do everything together. Everything.

literally but that she's just no undies what the fuck well that's back the start of the conversation she's just moved back from this friend is sleep over every night

pillow fight pillow fight her friends just moved back from London I think it was like that big oh we just want to catch up you know they kind of odd whatever you need to tell yourself anyway I invited myself

do they know that you've invited yourself or you're going to surprise them fucking great but that's why I wanted to leave early today because I'm going to turn up. Yeah. You should already be there. Because I made sure I was like, oh, and what time is this dinner happening?

And my partner gave over that information. Yeah, yeah. So if you're listening to this right now, we've already told you the restaurant and the location. Go, turn up. The more the merrier. Why not? Yeah. Everyone is invited now.

Everyone is welcome. Rag tag along. Good, good, good, good. Okay, good. All right, good, good, good, good, good. Do you feel awkward? No, I just feel like we're a bit under time. So I was just scouring my brain cave for any more.

Fill it with words. My brain cave. I'm depleted, though. Hold on. Let's just, let's see. I just want to try something and just want to do something in Clint's brain cave. Hold on, ready? Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

I did feel, I felt that echo, yeah. Yeah. I'm going to pick up a trade me purchase on my way home. Oh, what did you buy? Matching desks for my daughters. Cute. Yeah. What type?

We're looking at these desks, this IKEA ones. But they're secondhand. So they're 200 bucks. I'm in my second hand era. The 200 bucks at IKEA each. This guy had two up for a dollar reserve. Damn. So I offered him 50 bucks and I'm going to get them.

Holy. I want to see them. It's just a great yes. Still, good deal. Fucking good deal. Great deal. I hope they fit in the back of my car though, because I don't have a trailer. Can't believe you guys are flaunting your purchases in front of no spend, Ella.

Oh, yeah. No spend. No spend it. Spendella. Yeah, yeah. Spend hard. What do you get your rush from this week? Well, usually a vape, but I don't have that today either.

What are you going to do? It's been a hard day. Day two back at work. No, vape. I'm so anti-vaping this year until I've had four beers. Yeah, hard. That's when I struggle to. I'm so judgmental of people on the vape.

And then as soon as probably the third bear touches my lips. Why is it? Why does it work like that? I don't know. What's the thing in your brain that just like is like, because we're being naughty, are we? Oh, so naughty. Am I better than you because I don't crave the vape?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, stop. Claudia gets to a certain point in the night, though, where she will have a couple of buffs. Don't lie. I just put it in my mouth for the flavour. I gave you my vape last time.

Yeah, and then it died. And you were gutted about it. Nah, that's all it was fun. She was in her bad girl era. Yeah. She was going through that break. up and she was like... She was having her brat, wouldn't her?

Yeah, she was over the sad point. It's like a brat summer, but you don't shave your legs. She went from sad to bad. How yeah. And then I kind of petted out. And now she's mad. And she's sleeping with a dad. Mad.

Oh. Who's dad? Everybody is someone's dad. True. What? Not everybody. I think that. Hey, hey.

Hey. I'll let that sink in. And I'll leave you with that. Wait, and I'll leave you with that. I'm not anyone's dad. I'll leave you with, no, let it sink in. Breve, you don't get it. If you don't get it, you just let it sink in.

I could be your daddy though. Hey, oh. Just remember, everybody is someone's dad. Okay? Amen. I'm having a pie. I still don't get it. Neither.

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