ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 20th July 2023

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

Have you ever cut your own hair? Bree usually does, but she finally went to a professional! She gives the best advice she's ever gotten from a hairdresser, meanwhile Clint is planning to get his emo fringe back.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Oh, we've got another new thing here that starts the after party. I'm really liking these. Is this you, Claude? Is this a bit of you? Had some spare time. Oh, mate, you're killing it. Nah, it's me. You doing it. Yeah, I've been in the production lab.

I've been in the laboratory. I want to see you make one. I want to see you try. Laboratory. I can make one. I want to see you try. Laboratory. I can make things. I've got a pirated version of some audio editing software on my computer. Go on then. You've got a lot of spare time.

Yeah, let's see it. I don't want to do it. I like yours. I think you do a great job. You play it again. I like it. If you want the credit. Yeah, Claude, you're killing it.

Why do we all have to make our own individual ones? I would love that. Oh, that's kind of fun, actually. That would be very fun. Oh, guys. That's our homework for next week. How am I going to do that? You can do a full acapella. Yeah, you could do like a pitch perfect one. Oh yeah, I'll do my own acapella.

Okay, yeah, that's a fun competition. Can I ask, day after... After the after party. Day after getting your hair done yesterday. How did you find, because I always find this when I go to the hairdresser and I get a new haircut and they style it for you. Yeah.

And then the next day you have to do it yourself. Yeah. I'm always let down by what I'm able to do compared to what they were able to do the day before. Nah, I feel like she is such an intelligent hairdresser that she made it achievable. Oh, yeah, okay. For me. Yeah. Yeah, so I feel like it's such an intelligent hairdresser that she made it achievable. Oh, yeah. Okay.

For me. Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like it's pretty much the same. It's Bree's first haircut in four years. Well, if you don't include me cutting it myself. Were you nervous to like talk to someone who cutting your hair? Yeah.

Hairdresser conversation. No, she's one of my friends. So I really trust her and like she's very good at what she does. So I kind of just. Does she come to your house and do it? Nah, she's got her own friends, so I really trust her. And, like, she's very good at what she does, so I kind of just... Does she come to your house and do it? Nah, she's got her own salon. Oh, yeah. You're a bit blonder now.

Are you having more fun? Yeah, I think... I feel like I'm having more fun. Only a bit more fun. Yeah, I'm having, like, 50% more fun. You're having fun highlights. Yeah. Yeah, there's ups and downs.

There's highlights and low points. When I was a kid, we used to go to a lady's house to get our hair cut. And she would cut our hair in the kitchen. My mum would cut people's hair at home. Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure she was the lady that used to cut my mum's hair at the hairdresser. Right. And then she went off on maternity leave.

And when she was going off on maternity leave, I think she said to a few of her clients, Psst, I'm going to keep doing haircuts at my house. I thought you were going to say, and then they gave her job to someone else when she was off on maternity leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, I think she, because I don't think you're allowed to do it, she took some of the clients to her house. Yeah, right.

And for like 10 or 15 years, we got our haircut in her kitchen. Yeah, nice. Like, I remember the first time I went to not get my haircut in her kitchen, and I felt like I was cheating on her, you know? When I was like 15, I was like, no, it's time for a real haircut.

Even though they had been real haircuts, I just wanted to step out on my own. I'd never been to a hairdresser until I was like 22. Because your mum does it. Because my mum used to do it in our kitchen. Yeah. Or my mum had a little bit of a home salon in the laundry. When your mum comes over.

And it was freezing. When your mum comes over to visit, does she offer to give you a touch up? She could. I don't ask her because I feel like everyone does that. I reckon she'd quite like to cut your hair. Oh, she gets quite nervous cutting my hair. Yeah.

Because I'm always like, not too much! Because it's TV hair, eh? No, because... You're like, careful, this hair is under contract with TVNZ and Warner Brothers. Because I don't have a lot of hair, so then I'm nervous about getting any of it cut off. You mean you don't have a lot of hair? I don't have a lot of hair. It's thinning.

Is it? Yeah. Is it? Yeah, it's because of my polycystic ovaries, the acid of the thing. Ooh. Yeah. Aw. Well, I think it is.

To be honest, my hairdresser friend, Lisa Marie, yesterday, she goes, your hair feels a lot thicker at the moment. Because she's done my hair for like she's styled my hair for a few things she's like your hair is feeling a lot thicker and I was like sweet speaking of hair how freaking wild did that GHD TikTok video that we put up go GHD versus

Cloud9 by the way I told you it was a good fact they both commented right the GHD company and the Cloud9 company are now in the comments where they're offering us product. Is it like the actual husband and wife being like, If GHD want to send me some GHD products, like a new GHD, to trial, I will happily oblige.

Oh, you'll accept that, will you? Yeah. I need a second opinion. Yeah, I'm willing. And a third. We're willing to put our hair on the line to test out your new JHDs. I'm a Cloud 9 man, so if Cloud 9 would like to send me a... Oh, Cloud 9 can send me a new one too because my Cloud 9's kind of broken.

I'll take one of each so I can compare. I want to do my Taking Back Sunday emo fringe with a Cloud 9. Cloud 9. I'd like to know how to curl my hair a little bit. You can do it with a hair straightener. Yeah, exactly. Isn't that ironic? Yeah, that is ironic.

That's ironic, isn't it? Curling irons scare me. I feel like a lot of people burn themselves. Have you guys ever clamped your ear with your hair straightener? Yes. No. Oh, my flatmate did it once. Yeah.

Oh, it got like infected. Oh. It. And, oh, I got, like, infected. Oh. Went all bubbly. How hard did they clamp? Well, it's so hot. Did they not notice straight away? You shouldn't be, you shouldn't ever. Here's my, here's another hair fact for you guys.

Here's my hair tip. Here's my hair tip. I got told, this was years ago, best advice a hairdresser ever gave me, you shouldn't be going over a certain temperature when you're hair straightening. Doesn't it just have on and off, though? No. A lot of hair straighteners have different temperatures now. Like a clothes iron.

The Cloud 9 ones, too. You've got to set your hair straightener to cotton, linen, whatever they are. Delicate. Yeah, yeah. Synthetic. When I turn on my Cloud 9, I never turn the heat up ever. I just do it on the lowest.

Because or else you just literally are burning your hair. Oh, the earwraps. Because of that reason, it looks fun. Because you won't burn yourself. You can't burn your hair with an earwrap. Yeah. That thing looks so complicated to me. It does, but I'm curious.

It makes me think it's going to get sucked in and not come back out. There's so many parts. I bought Lucy one for her push present. I just wouldn't use it. Her what? Her push present. Yeah. Her push present.

When she had a bubba. Yeah. Wow. Keen. You get a present when you push a baby out of your vagina. There are so many parts. Yeah, a bit. Like, I just grab, I don't have a hairbrush in our wardrobe, so I just grab a part of

her Dyson ear wrap and just brush my hair with it each day, which everyone is handy. I just grab that and brush my hair. Damn. Oh, my God. Not attached to the ear wrap. Oh, yeah, that would be embarrassing. Oh, no, I have done that, though. I have done that.

Does it brush well? Can you bring it in? I want to try it. No, gross, Ella. Oh, that's fine. What, what's gross? You're not using the family hair wrap. Why not?

No, gross. We're going to talk about that on the actual podcast today. So many people have used that. By the way, you and your grossies. What have you been sharing? No, I can't tell you. Because we haven't done the show yet. But it will be in the podcast.

I've just found the Barbie photos from the Barbie premiere. There's some good ones of you. Thanks, Claude. There's one really cute one where it's like standing in front of the candy bar, but then we've obviously put our chips and our lanyards down and you can see it in front of the photo. Both of your legs look amazing. I know.

Like, Sophia has amazing legs, but my legs, I'm like, damn. They look great. Like the lighting on those legs. Have you used the thing on your phone that's there now where you can just circle it and just say get rid of it whereas oh yeah i can i can get rid of that can you yeah yes please yeah uh how do i do it on an iphone hey siri oh no can you do this is it not an app that you need no if you just hold down Yeah. You can get rid of anything. On my one, you just circle it. Send it to your phone and then...

Yeah, I'll do it on my phone. Mine just highlights text. Mine does that thing where it cuts it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, we can deal with this. Anyway, this isn't good podcast content. How do I... Hey, Siri, can you send it to me on WhatsApp?

Literally like a baby foal trying to use an iPhone for the first time because it's been so long for you. Everybody is that uses a phone that's not theirs. When I give Lucy my Samsung to use, she gets angry. She's like, oh, I don't understand it. Yeah, that's what happened to me too. I'm like, this is stressing me out. You've almost converted me into a Samsung user

because of how good the photos are. Yeah, that's true. I'm so close. That's how we get there. But I don't know how to use it, so I don't want one. Yeah. And that's what stops us from getting it. Don't, no, don't Facebook misses me.

WhatsApp me. A better quality. Jesus, why don't you just get a hair drop? Oh, I'm sorry. Last fun fact for the podcast, and also first fun fact. Bree, I told Claudia and Ella this earlier. Do you know what Barbie's last name is? I've talked We've done this before on the show

It's what her last name was What? That's the question So she was named after the daughter Barbara And it was whatever the creator lady's name, last name is. Which is? Walters. Roberts.

Roberts, that's right. It's my last name. Yeah. Wait, are you Barbie? Am I? It can't be. Anyway, that didn't hit as hard as I thought it would. Okay, send me the photo. We're going to the football. Enjoy the other podcast. See you guys tomorrow.

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