ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 20th March 2024

Episode Date: March 20, 2024

Brodie Kane is filling in for Bree this week and we're in our protein era. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint After Party today featuring Brodie Kane She's on her second can of fizzy and her second packet of chippies And she's kissed me And she's kissed Ella and about 400 grams of chicken. So she's protein. That was not 400 grams. Was it not?

No. It was 500. No, it was about a quarter of a chop. How much is that? I don't know. That was about a cup of chicken, right? A cup of... Who's putting chicken in a cup?

People do measure chicken in a cup and it grosses me out. That's not living, Barry. You've got to free ball the chicken. 250 mils of chicken. Yeah, pull some chicken off. It's based on the eye. As an athlete, can I ask you what's your main source of protein?

Well, probably would be my meats. Chicken? My meats, my chicken. Did you take that gross? Did you make that gross, my question about protein? No. Oh, okay. No, I you take that gross? What? Did you make that gross, my question about protein? No, no, no. She was just like- No! Oh, okay.

No, I'm just laughing because- Meat. I'm waiting for it. No, there's nothing funny coming. It's actually just serious health chat. Thank you. Meat. Okay.

I'll make sure I have a meat sauce once a day at least. Yeah. Protein powder. Yeah. Are you smashing eggs? Oh, I like some eggs. The reason I ask is there's this tactic that went viral earlier this year where it was speaking to girls specifically but everybody by association it was

just saying like girl that one boiled egg that you're having at the start of the day it's not enough protein to get you through and and that we all are protein deficient in our diet so we don't need enough protein proteins well, can I ask a question? Yes. As the vegan, what's a good protein? I don't know. Darls, you made that choice. That's for you to go and find. That's not for me to answer. I wanted no judgment here. That was

judgment. That was just facts. Yeah, you'd be needing a pea protein, which is going to be so hard to get the amount that you need. I have lots of beans. Beans? Beans. Beans, protein.

The musical fruit. You need powders. Just put powder on everything. The more you eat, the more you take. Do you guys think it's weird that my protein powder is banana flavoured? Yes. Ew. I'm just vanilla, baby.

Delish. What is, do you put it in a drink? Yeah, I make smoothies out of it. Do you put it? Yeah. And I actually flavour my yoghurt with it as well. Yeah, that's a good way to, yeah, I like that. Banana is a fucking weird one to opt for. Yeah, I make smoothies out of it. Do you put it? Yeah. And I actually just flavor my yogurt with it as well. Yeah, that's a good way to, yeah, I like that. Banana is a fucking weird one to opt for.

When you're doing the click down list and it goes chocolate, vanilla, salted caramel is a big one now, strawberry. My theory is that every smoothie I make will have banana in it, so it will go with all of them. If it doesn't have a banana, I don't want it. The vanilla theory is vanilla goes with everything. Vanilla goes with everything. Banana, no. Delicious. Like bananas just actually

Would be like the equivalent Of the cucumber in the salad You know it just fucks shit up I love the cucumber You don't like cucumber In your salad Foul get it I don't like cucumber

In any form Get it in the bin I mean it Cucumber's so good for you Is it weird How How is You tell me

It's full of Water It's full of silica Do you want a life hack With cucumber Put some sugar on it Eat it it, it tastes like watermelon. Really? Watermelon can go in the bin too.

Never mind, not for you. I think I've got an issue with the watery, because it's watermelon, it's cucumber, and it's... Tomato's largely water. Yeah, or they can get in the bin in their sort of raw, chunky form. I love eating a cherry tomato like a lolly. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's just big, big, aggressive textures.

Apparently cucumbers are good for dehydration. Yeah, because there's so much water in them. Because water. Well, I know that. I'm just sharing a desert island and all you have is a cucumber. Oh, gosh, I'd just desist, wouldn't I? That'd be it for me. Oh, well, never mind.

I won't be here tomorrow you could be like um you could be like tom hanks on castaway and you turn that cucumber into your best friend well you could if you're stuck on an island wouldn't you because you'd need it to be your best friend i would do something telegraph telegraph telegraph what cucumber oh the small cucumbers no telegraph's the big one oh are they i thought they were the small ones no that's it that's a regular cucumber. No, there's a smaller one too. Yeah?

Well, which one are you taking to the desert island? Oh, which one am I taking to the desert island? The Telegraph. I thought so. Yeah. Go hard or go home, right? 100%. If you're on the island, you've got to make-

Are we talking about the same thing here? No one's going to judge you on the island. Yeah, we're talking about dehydration. Talking about maximising your cacumba on the desert island. Cacumba. I was going to talk on this podcast about reading books, but this is way more salacious, far more interesting, isn't it? Have you read Yellowface?

No, I've literally read nothing. This is my year to start reading. Do you know how to read? Yes. That's a good start. But I go back over the lines a few times each time, which is the problem. I zone out.

Yeah, I zone out too. What's happening? It's such a good thing for you. In an age where we're always on our screens and overstimulated and overconsumed by utter garbage on our phones. Overstimulated by a telegraphed cucumber. No, you never can be overstimulated by a telegraphed cucumber. That's healthy for you.

We've agreed that the cucumber is healthy. Yeah, very healthy. Because I asked you earlier, are you a reader? And you said, I'm working on it this year, which I am too. And then you said, I did four books in January. I was like, fuck, that makes me sound bad. My goal for the year was to read six books. No, that's good.

Keep it realistic. I just read four because I was on holiday and I was like, I need to do this for myself. And it's really, really good. I just took three months to read The Alchemist. That sounds like an intense book, though. Yeah, it does, though. It's not that intense. Do you need to read Harry Potter? No. What did Miriam Watson

name say? If you're over 30, you shouldn't be into Harry Potter. I've preached this. Miriam Margulies. That's the one. My wife's reading Miriam Margulies' book at the moment. My wife's reading Mary Margulies' book at the moment. That'd be a hoot. Do you know, I'll give you a book recommendation.

Really intense though. Oh, what? I Am Pilgrim. Oh, okay. Yep. Amazing. I read I Am David at high school.

Did anybody have to read that one? What about bloody Tomorrow When The War Began? Can you remember that? Wait, what? No, Darls, you are far too young. No, I'm thinking of

Tomorrow When The War Began. Tomorrow When The War Began. Can you remember Tomorrow When The War Began? Yep. That was intense far too young. No, I'm thinking of Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow. Can you remember Tomorrow and the Warp again? Yeah. That was intense for young people, wasn't it? Yeah. So was I Am David. He got escaped from a prisoner of war camp.

Oh, God. Whoa! Prisoner of war or a concentration camp, one of the two. Oh, heck. My book recommendation, because I've read five, is Andre Agassi's book. Oh, okay. You have heard good things about it. Best, best autobiography or biography I've ever read.

Is that a sports person? Tennis player. You did not just say that, did you? Was that a legitimate question? Oh, silly of you. Shit. That is not the sports desk out there. No, true, that's fair.

This is the research desk. Yeah. Is it? This is the... Sometimes. We're funny and we post cool stuff. Oh my God, They're so cool And hip

Desk You guys are Is that what you're saying about us? Anyway Let's get out of here I've got to hit Fruit World On the way home Fruit World

Grab a cucumber or two Grab a couple of cucumbers Take them home And really tie one on Brodie We didn't even say Brodie Kane is filling in for Bree While she's off doing her secret business

And we appreciate it We appreciate you being here And she's going to be here For the next couple of weeks Kia ora Kia ora See you guys soon Thanks for being here She she's going to be here for the next couple of weeks. Kia ora. Kia ora. See you guys soon.

Thanks for being here. She's on the other podcast too. She's got two podcasts. This is one podcast. Okay. And there's another one. Sweet as. Cool.

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