ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 20th March 2025

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

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Hello everybody, welcome to the after party where I explained to you guys before but I don't think you truly appreciate how much my drink bottle today looks like an uncircumcised Willie. Yeah, and then I've watched you wrap your lips around that uncircumcised Willie all show. That's all I can think about now. I had to borrow this drink bottle today from my wife. I wonder why she bought that particular water bottle. She likes her men, how she likes her drink bottles. Is she like missing something in her life? Yeah.

I saw this stand-up the other day on some app, whatever, and he said why does the word uncircumcised exist? There's no need for the word uncircumcised to exist because people are born uncircumcised. It's circumcised which is the

Yeah nothing's actively happened That's the change Yeah right That's the change There's circumcised and then there's penis Yeah exactly Yeah true There's penis and then there's uncircumcised penis

Yeah It's like referring to breasts as un-augmented Mine are unpierced They're just boobs. Yeah, unpierced. They're just pierced. Unpierced because they've never been pierced, not because you took the piercing out.

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's weird. Anyway, that'll be my new campaign, to reclaim the word. No, to remove the word uncircumcised. You know what?

It's not really in my vocabulary, I've got to be honest. What words make you just go, oh, that's a bit yuck? Panties. Panties? Panties. Flaccid. Wet. Just wet.

Wet. Sorry. Moist. Wet, flaccid panties. Moist. Oh. Ew, Clint. Panties, I hate that word.

Yeah, I don't love the word panties. Ryan is banned from saying it. Knickers? Wait, does Ryan use the word panties? He used it once and I was like, ew. When did he use it? Oh, just like we're packing to go away. You want your panties?

Ironically, the word panties, a real non-panty dropper. It's anything but, I reckon. Yeah, I told him off. You want word panties, a real non-panty dropper. It's anything but, I reckon. Yeah, I told him off. Yuck. You want your panties. Show me your panties. That's awful too. Undies is great.

Yeah, undies. Fuller skin's not a great word. Oh, no. That's a horrible word. Yeah. Some words just be yuck. Sometimes it's not even to do with what it's about. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. Sometimes it's just a bit yuck. Sometimes it's not even to do with what it's about. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. You know? Sometimes it's just a bit of a yuck word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm trying to think of one. Yeah, go on. I was going to say syphilis, but that's because. Yeah, I'm just getting penetration.

Yeah. Oh, my God, guys. Penetration. Keep the rhythm moving. Words that sound yuck. Hold on. That sound yuck. Just as context to this, Claudia really wants to leave.

Yeah. And now we're good. I can walk out whenever I want. No, you can't because you're integral to this podcast's success and that you need to upload it. I could get someone else to upload it. Does anyone actually listen to this podcast? I don't know.

I'm going to say this on this podcast. Well, I mean, they probably have skipped by now. Should we cancel this podcast? It would make our life easier. No, Ella loves it. It's my favorite part of the show. I will speak up, girl. I'm sick.

Bring some stuff to the table. Okay. That's fair. I will. No, we cut her off yesterday. Bring some stuff to the table. Okay. That's fair. I will. We cut her off yesterday. She had some stuff to bring and we cut her off. You guys do cut me off a lot. What was it?

I can't remember. Ella, the floor is yours. Oh, shit. Well, hi, everyone. Some other podcast recommendations. No. No. You're sick.

Are you going to be away tomorrow and not be able to film our one mile race? It's just talking about that. We might have to push it out next week. Can we push it out? No. I want to be away tomorrow and not be able to film our one mile race? It's just talking about that. We might have to push it out next week. Can we push it out? No. I want to be there. I really want to be there. We can push it out.

She's trying to put herself on a full body cast. We can push it out if you want. I should be all right Monday. It's just a wee little fluke. No, it won't be news on Monday. Well, sorry, Brie. I tried. Oh, guys, I've got something on tomorrow.

Oh, that's right. Shut your foreskin. That thing that you're doing. I'm circumcised. We're going to that poo. That thing. You're getting a circumcision. Remember, Claude?

That thing that we have? Yeah, I'm going as well. Yeah. You're picking me up, right? Why are you trying to get out of it now? I don't know. It just sounds like fun. Yeah, can't be bothered finding a taser.

No, we abandoned the taser No we didn't Oh I was good No we abandoned the taser Because you told me You were going to cheat with it Taser or there's no running No

You think on it You have to run a mile If you get a taser You have to run a mile If I am allowed to Carry a taser To tase you Yes

Yes Provided you run You're not allowed to Sit in oneer to tase you. Yes. Yes. Provided you run. You're not allowed to sit in one spot and wait for me to come around to tase me. I couldn't imagine it. It'd be like Clint's running a marathon. Instead of handing him water, I just tase him. No one wants to see me run a mile alone.

That's not interesting. I think people love seeing you do the Bronco alone. That was fun. Fucking Bronco. Honest to God, I was so furious about that. I'm still furious about it. So we organised to do a Bronco. I organised for us to do it on Eden Park, which is pretty special.

I do rate Bree's commitment to the gag of pretending that she was in a car. Four days. Four days I had to wrap my leg in a plastic bag to get in the shower. So I still show up. I still show up to Eden Park to run the Bronco. Fucking Ben doesn't keep track of how I'm running. He doesn't count. Oh, my God. I said, you have to count my laps.

You have to count my laps. And he goes, oh, yeah, I think you've got another couple to go. I didn't know that. I registered like an eight-minute Bronco. I didn't realise that I registered like an 8 minute bronco I didn't realise that To be honest I think I did distract him because I was walking around when you were looking on my cast

like mocking you being like woo no crutches We had to go to this one specialty hospital that would actually put a fake cast on my leg and it took 45 minutes and then I was on crutches for 5 days for that

That was commitment Did you choose your left or right foot? I can't remember That's a big decision I remember it was my left foot so I could still drive Oh good idea That's a big decision I think no I remember It was my left foot So I could still drive Oh good idea It's a very good idea

Oh my goodness Furious Anyway Anyway go watch I'll try and find the video And post it in the podcast family group It's your chance to make good tomorrow Oh it is

To me It is But you know what I'm like. To me. I'm not great. Make it up to me. Make it up to you. You're the one that proposed the idea.

You're the one that keeps proposing these running challenges. Yeah, because it's my dream. Do you want, Clint, maybe if you just do your best and we all stand on the sidelines and clap for you? Yes. Would you like that? Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah.

I'm keen for that. You can cross the finish line and we'll chant your name. And we'll give you, well, I hope I'm there. No, I don't want to do it now. I don't want to do it now. What if we challenge you to a 100 metre dash and you get to be involved this time? No. Oh, he's grumpy.

Oh. Tickle him on the tummy, that'll help. The thing was is that you were never going to be a part of the 100 metre dash. Because you're a man. Yeah, and I wasn't allowed to be part of Ella's hins do either. Why? Because you're not very liked by Ella. I like you.

No, I might as well just not be here. Oh, come on. No, you're really important just not be here. Oh, come on. No, you're really important. He's going for the sad sex story. Oh, wait, I can do that. Hang on. No, you're really important because... Brie?

He's important because he provides different perspective on topics. He keeps the show running. You don't want my perspective. I'd love your perspective. Last time I got off my opinion, you guys said, if I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you. That is true. Full of shit.

What else? What else does he provide? You wear a hat backwards like no one else. Yeah. Yeah. And apart from that one time I wore a hat backwards, that was pretty good. Yeah, that was pretty good.

Nah, anchors. You're an anchor. Yeah, you do this. You say what song just played. You are the backbone of this show. And everyone needs an anchor. That was a good compliment. It was.

That was. Without you, we all fall over. Without you, it would not be Brie and Clint. It was. That was. Without you, we all fall over. Without you, it would not be Bree and Clint. It would be Bree. And no one wants to listen to that. Unless you've got that other Clint. And then we could just slot him right in. Slot him right in.

Okay. Do you know that's what The Edge did when Megan left? When Megan left. Oh, with When Megan left When Megan left the Edge They just hired another Megan Not because of that though To save on marketing Who knows That's shocking

You didn't hear it from us It was a crazy time That is crazy We didn't even change the image Like we don't have to change it on the bus The new Megan was like My name's Meg And the station was like

No it's not It's Megan Right now it's Megan Shit Alright see you guys Tomorrow at the racetrack 5 6

5 6 7 8 It's a T-T-O-G-O You can take it hard to go I think I've got the black nose.