ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 20th March 2026

Episode Date: March 20, 2026

We're taking a deep dive into the mental health sector today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For a minute Can we pod? It's party time. You're going to put that in the podcast, aren't you? I just realized. No. Oh well, how's everybody doing? Me, I'm busting to go to the toilet.

Well, you go. We can survive. I'll be fine. No, no, I'm good. Please go. Yeah, go. Please. Get out of here.

Come on. I want to see how long it'll take. You should make that into a video today. You know when Clint had his headphones on? Yeah, I got it. Did you write that one down? Yeah. Yep.

What was it? You'll see. You were there. You were there? You were literally standing in front of me. I don't feel like I am here today. You know when you feel like you're not prisons in your body? That's what Ella's been up to as well.

Literally, it's happened twice this week and I just feel chaotic but like not ill but off. Yeah, it's weird. It's exactly how I feel. What the hell? I felt like that for the last like four or five years and it's a shout. No. You think I'm joking. No, is that serious?

No, I'm not. No, I've talked to my therapist about this. I'm being actually genuinely serious. What did they say? And the way I describe it, look, is it 24-7? No, I don't feel like this 24-7, but I feel like this a lot. And the word I would use to describe, I feel real spacey. Yes.

Yep. That's how I feel a lot of the time. Why is this? Yeah, what do they say? I thought it was bad sleep. Or I had too much. coffee. Yeah, it can be, it can be from a bunch of different things.

I think mine is related, all hormone related. And I'm actually, this is some real chat. I'm actually, because I've been on the same pill because I've got polycystic ovaries, great, and endometriosis, double great. And I've been on this particular pill that is for people with polycystic ovaries and because I've got endo, been on this pill. pill for what since I was 21. Holy higgas. So a long time.

And I have felt for like four or five years that this particular pill has been poisoning me. Brie, get off that. Like it just, that sounds like I'm being like dramatic. But like genuinely, I feel like I've been like putting this stuff into my body. It's just not right. So I've been looking into like other options for people like me with like certain conditions and whatever. And I think I might get a marina.

Oh, yeah. Apparently they're life changing for people and the way they release hormones into your body is like, works, really works for people. It can really not work for people, but it's worth a try. Great place to store your boat too. Yeah. Stupid.

You got a life jacket in that boat. Oh, you ruined it. Oh, you ruined it. What the hell? Does the marina the one in your arm? Or is it? No, I think it's up to me who are. Oh, yeah.

So the one Lord had on her album. No, you don't get to comment now. Oh, fuck. No, I think it is the one that Lord had. Yeah, I got that one, I think. I can't remember. What do you mean? You got that one you think.

I can't remember which one I have. I think it's the copper or the marina. I don't fucking know. Marina. It was five years ago. I felt that. I'm the same with my healthcare stuff. You go to the doctor and they're like, have you got this vaccination?

And I'm like, I don't know. You tell me. Yeah. Yeah, you tell me. Isn't it in the book? I hate doctor speak too because they don't dumb it down for me. Yeah. And so they go, doctor, doctor, and I'm like, I don't know.

The marina is the one on the Lord album cover. Oh, well, I might have that then. What's the other one did you say? Is copper? They're the copper. Are you, D? This is contraception. My mom had one in her arm years ago.

Oh, not pretty mama. Shut up. Go toilet. Yeah, go to toilet. Oh, you get the copper. The copper looks different to the marina. I don't know. And the diamonds?

But. Anyway, so I know how you guys feel. It's an awful feeling. Well, mine won't be that. No, I'm not saying, I don't know it is that. I'm just, I don't know what it is, but. You know how breakfast, the breakfast show had bad news, Brad, and their people and guests. We've got Dean.

I reckon we find a therapist. Oh, as our guest. Yeah. What about John Aiken? John Aiken, yeah, he could be our relationship guy. I think that would be fun and we'd go to him for like, content. There are shows in New York. There are shows in New Zealand that have a doctor quite regularly

And the doctor comes in and does medical advice And they do quite like graphic stuff They'll be like I've got warts on my thing And I'm pissing this and I've been shitting this And people love it because of the goryness of it I don't know if it's our brand but I feel like the therapy is more our brand It's very in right now

I know roll your eyes but it is What's the biggest thing you're tackling in therapy right now Ella? I'm going back again on my Sunday. I don't know what I'll say. What's like the biggest theme? Oh, I don't know. I'm okay. I'm at peace with one element in my life. Oh, I know, I know, but I'll

say it off here. Oh. Oh. What? Drugs. Oh! Cut that. Yeah. Yeah, you cut that. How the fuck was that so hard to you to figure out?

Shit, man. Oh my God. It's actually ties well into, but I'm tackling. You've got to get off these pills, man. Don't fucking med your head. Oh, Brie. No, it's actually like a big problem that I've been battling with for like four or five years.

I'm not even shitting you. Hang on, slap, stop. No, it's actually a really big problem. Have you tried medicinal marijuana? Have you tried Ashwark Island? I do not do drugs. Ella? I do not do drugs.

No, medicinal marijuana. Yeah, yeah, it's not a drug. It's medicinal marijuana. The biggest thing I'm tackling in therapy, thanks for asking. I thought you said it. No, I haven't said it. Sorry, go on.

Is trying to feel like more present in my life. I like that. Get rid of your phone. Huh? Get rid of your phone. Sweet, I'll pay you the $300. It would work.

Boom. It would work. Yeah, it would. Be bored sometimes. You know, you know, how the best way I can describe my brain and I think I'm getting worse as I'm getting older, I feel like I've sat on

like a spinny chair like this chair and I've been spun around like a heap of times and then I get told okay now get from point A to point B and then I just constantly feel like you know where you're like trying to get there and you're just like

that's the best way I can describe it. Have you taken a deep breath? Fuck up. Do you know what my brain sounds like? It's kind of not quite like that but it feels more like I've teleported. And I don't know how I got there. Teleported. I don't know whatever.

Teleported. That was unnecessary from you. Sorry, I've been around. Thanks a lot. She was trying to open up. Do you know how this isn't heard of it? Fine. I'm done.

Sorry, I've been hanging around you too long. That's one of your favorite things to do. Us three silence. Sorry about her, Claude. So I've kept up. Teleported. And then I don't know how I got there. And then someone will be like, oh, we don't.

This is not my beautiful house. Yeah. They're like, we don't like this thing. And I'm like, I don't remember. remember this thing? What are you talking about? This is not my beautiful wife. Almost blanks in memory. Sounds like detachment.

Maybe. Detachment. Have you been to therapy? Yeah. Not about detachment. No. It does sound like detachment sensitivity. Oh. Clint, would you do therapy? Yeah.

He would. Should we do couples therapy all together? Oh my God. That would be funny. Oh, should we do that for the show? Should we do show therapy and actually go to therapy? Oh, God. And film it or not? It might bring up some shit.

Is it a bit? The therapist wouldn't let you film it. I mean, no, there would be some therapist. I could sneak a microphone into it. Yeah, just put your phone on and record it on your phone. Shut it up. Or in your hat. There's a very famous award-winning film about the band Metallica.

Who's that? And it's them going through therapy. Like the band is fucked and they're this like multi-million dollar touring band and they're going to break up. and there's this documentary film about them having therapy and it's the most unrock and roll thing you've ever seen and they got kind of they got kind of lauded for it but also kind of ridiculed at the same time but it must have worked if it helps them

and if it's safe band then you do that yeah yeah it's called some kind of monster yeah therapy expensive yeah it is expensive very expensive can't afford mental health I've got three free sessions with work Do you? I try and use the free ones from work, but it's not...

Yeah, I'm trying to the best person. They're never to places that I want to go. Fair enough. Like, I want to go to mine, you know, but I can't. I'd still good money to invest in. I know it's expensive, but if you can afford it... Yeah, it should be. They should make it more affordable.

Oh, they should. And dentists. Go into the dentist. Oh, yes. Far, it's too expensive. Yeah, fuck, that's expensive. You know what else is expensive? Fuel.

Oh, fuck. $3. Higher. Over $3. I'm going to walk. No, it's $4 on Waikiki Island. Is it? What?

There's a photo that went viral of a petrol station on Waikki Island that's selling 91. Per litre $4. For $4. Yeah, do you have you change your tune on Trump now? Deny. Never. He's a dingus. He's a big pig, yep, yep.

He's a big pig, yep. You can be a big pig to. Big Poy. Yep, yep, yep, you can be your big big dude. Ah, you wagan? Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. He's a big big, yep. You can be a big big dude.

Is this some millennial shit? It's from the Lion King, you tease you. Are you fucking joking me? I had some millennial shit. You said something millennial the other day, and I can't remember. See my vest. What was it? Made from real gorilla chest.

See my sweater. There's no better made from real Irish setter. Where's that from? I don't know those words. Spider pig Spider pig Does whatever a spider pig does Can he swing from the ledge

No we can't He's a pig Look out Here comes the spider pig We should play a game And so And then we go around in a circle Are you going to play by the rules this day?

I make better rules as we go along And then you have to keep You have to do like quotable shit This is what we did yesterday Oh is it? Except it was the quotes that you know that other people don't. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, God. Okay, we're going to go. Have a great weekend, everybody. It's Friday. It's time to get out of here. Oh, shit. I'll be in Australia next time.

Yes, you will. Roast tickets are on sale now. If you're in New Zealand or you want to fly to New Zealand to be part of our roast. Those tickets are on sale now. We would love you to come. Fly here. Stay at Stee, tomorrow. He always loves people coming and staying in his house.

Yeah, we've had some fun sleeper. The amount of times you've invited me to your house to stay, I just, it's getting a bit weird. No. Ella was at my house last week. Did she stay? No, of course not. Fuck bad.

For business or pleasure, Ella? Pleasure, baby. Woo. Ew. Yuck. I didn't say anything. Yuck. Play ZEM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.