ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 20th May 2025

Episode Date: May 20, 2025

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ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I'm having a party, a party for two. I've got a question for everybody to answer about everybody on the after party today. The question is, if each of us had a podcast that wasn't this podcast, what would it be about? So we'll decide, the three of us will decide

what Bree's podcast will be about. You three will decide my podcast. The other three will decide Claudia's. I was being narcissistic and decided to decide my own. Yeah, me too. You can suggest your own, but if the group doesn't agree with you, they will decide what your podcast is about.

Okay? Okay. Who would like to go first? Pixie, you sound like you know what your podcast is about. I do not, no. I was really, and I was trying to think. No, oh, I thought we were deciding for other people. Yeah, but you said you wanted to say what your own one was.

Oh, I have absolutely no idea. I was gonna wait for your inspiration. Pixie's podcast would be about shoes. Shoes? I think it'd be about music. Music? She's very good at music. I'll take music.

Like interview artists? That's what I mean by shoes. Right, yeah, same, same. Like I feel like you'd be very good at music. I'll take music. Like interview artists? That's what I do with my shoes. Right, yeah, same, same. Like I feel like you'd be very good at interviewing artists and having that connection with the artists. Pop culture. Like a call her daddy, but just with musicians. Oh, I'll take this.

Put it in writing. Yeah. Who's funding this? Do you agree, Claudia? I do agree, yeah. New Zealand and air will fund it. Okay. We'll get it sorted. I'll come over. Or Clint will. Yeah, he's good for it. Oh, yeah

I'll do it. Yeah, just sell your bike in the car. But if I fund it, I own it. So you work for me I have share. Don't sign that. Okay, no. I'll be Scooter Braun and you'll be Taylor Swift You run a hard bargain even in hypothetical world. Claudia's podcast would be about a woman trying to find a new hobby. Yeah. And each week on Claudia's podcast, she would try out a new hobby, like crochet or pottery or- You know what's funny?

Dutch oven cooking. Oh, cooking, right. About 10 years ago, maybe within the last 10 years, we were talking about podcasts at an old, old job. And that is exactly what I pitched. Is it? Yeah. Woman finds hobby.

Basically, yeah. Woman finds hobby. It's like every week you can try something new. It's so hard to find a hobby as an adult. Yeah. So lucky we've got Claudia's podcast. She said so much hobbies relate to sports and my body's falling apart. I'm not trying that.

It cuts out a lot of options. Breeze, funny you say that, Breeze podcast would be about women's sport. Yeah, I'd be, I'd not trying that it cuts out a lot of options. Bree's funny you say that Bree's podcast would be about women's sport. Yeah I'd be I'd get around that. I thought it would be about like the perfect charcuterie assembly. Oh yep. What about like being a host. Each week where each week she assembles a charcuterie board with a famous female sports person. Oh I love it. Is there alcohol? Yeah. You can make martinis. You can pair a wine.

Either that or one girl. Two cups. 45 impressions. Oh, I love it. Podcast. Like Chris Lilley. Yeah. But you make them up as you go along.

Yeah, I just do a bunch of impressions for 45 minutes. Okay, interesting. A minute on each. You do remember how opposed to Chris Lilley's version of that podcast we were, eh? Yeah, but these would be all new characters. Oh, okay. You know, slash celebrities.

And people love a good impression of a celebrity. Yeah, okay. Nice, okay. What's my podcast about? Yours is a wardrobe tour, but it's just rugby jerseys. And you go on today's podcast. Yeah, you talk about a different jersey each week. That no one cares about.

We talk the thread count of the 1982 All Blacks jersey. And you test- Fuck! Yes! But each week you test each jersey to see if there's any semen on it. How about- And then at the end you blow them up. Because you have bought some sick and end. Yeah, okay. And then at the end you blow them up. Cause you have bought some second hand. Yeah, okay.

And it'll get like a blue light. Yeah. Oh, I never thought there might be semen on my second hand jerseys. There definitely could be. Who's the co-host, Pixie? There's a co-host and it's about parenting. That could go off.

That could go off. Wait, I think you got something there. I think that one's a flop, to be honest. I think that, I think they're be honest I think that I think they're four great podcasts four great podcasts guys all join in with me happy birthday to and Sarah May hello Sarah Mays me Rita Ora how are you Sarah how are you who it's Sarah from the podcast family. From the podcast group.

Oh fuck Claudia, I thought it was Pixie's birthday and this was the way you were telling us at the end of the day. No I wouldn't do that. I don't know when your birthday is. Why would I bloody come in for Pixie's birthday, me, Rita Aura? Is, can I just ask, is Rita Aura?

Cause I'm interviewing you for my podcast. That would be one of the impressions that I do, yes. She's coming on the podcast. She will be, yeah. Nice, nice. Maybe she's hosting. Hey, how about my podcast as an artist, it's just you doing impressions of others.

Oh, that sounds really great. Did you guys see... Combine the two podcasts. Did you guys see who I'm dating? Taika Waititi. I think you're married. That girl from Thor? Oh shit.

Am I bloody married? I think you're married. That girl from Thor? Oh shit. Am I bloody married? I think you're married. It's old news babes. Oh I forgot. Anyway, if I wasn't married, you know who I would give one, the old one to to is Sarah Mae Hancock if you know what I'm saying. Oh Sarah, you hot sort. I'll give you a birthday present if you know what I mean. How did Sarah get so lucky?

Sometimes you just win the lottery Clint. Yeah. And we all have. Today everything's coming up Sarah. And I think I'll finish this with a bit of a solo performance acappella of one of my favorite acappella of one of my famous number one hits. Take it away. Take it away, Rita.

Well, hang on, what a treat. What a treat, what a special treat. Show the cameras that rolling. We can't prove that. Can I have a bit of background music or what? Oh shit, you said Aca Power. Of course I can, yeah. I know, but I changed my mind.

Yeah, of course you can, Rita. How rude of us not to offer it straight away. It wasn't in your tech writer, you see. No, yeah, yeah. Anyway, we've got it sorted, and here she is, Rita Ora, to wish Sarah a happy birthday in song. This is for you, Sarah. Just for you, Sarah Mae.

I'm gonna love you forever and ever Sarah I'm gonna love you until you hate me Sarah And I'm gonna show you, show what, show what Sarah You should have known better than to mess with me harder I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya love. Gonna love ya, like a black widow babe. Just a cat and mouse game always starts the same. First we're both down to play then somehow you go astray. Went from nothing to something.

Like it or love it. It was us against the world. And now it just fucking looks like I love you so much. See you later. See you later. See you we'll see you tomorrow. Happy birthday to you. See you later. See you later.