ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 20th November 2023

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

Bree has a genius idea for a secret santa gift for everyone. Wel, not-so-secret since she's told us all what it is... and Clint calls out an ick.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Afterparty in the afterparty. Afterparty in the afterparty. Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint Afterparty Podcast. Today on the show I revealed to the Brie and Clint show what they're all getting from me for Christmas. Some people excited, other people not so much. Does this calendar, oh are we saying what it is? So I've been, for the last couple of months,

I've been capturing my two dogs, Whitney Houston and Meryl Streep, every time they've done a shit. And I've been taking photos of them in different environments, but always them taking shits. And I'm going to make it into a calendar. And I figured that I could just get quite a few done, and I could give them to the people that I love for Christmas. You want to chop-chop, because you've got to get them printed yet.

Yeah, I know. But can't I just go to, like, warehouse, what is it? Warehouse stationery. Yeah, warehouse stationery. Can you? Can they? Yeah, I think so. I think you can.

You've got plenty of time. I've got a few more shits to capture, yeah? Question, because you've promised one to Claudia, Ella and myself. Yeah. Does this excuse you from Secret Santa, this? Yeah, it does. Does it? Because of the amount of work that is going into the shit calendar.

Yeah. Okay, good to know. I would love to receive this as a gift. It's so funny. Yes, thank you Ella. It's genius. It's so dumb and I hope there's some photos that are terribly grainy as well and then Pooh's just like... When you said you've been working on gifts for everybody for two months, I thought it was I genuinely thought it was going to be that you were like growing them like a plant like you're going to give everybody like a chilli plant. You were going to give everybody a chilli plant.

Like a weed plant. Or a weed plant, sure. Or like a lemon tree that you had grown and everyone was going to give your plant to plant. Oh, that's cute. Nah, I'd much rather the shit calendar. Nah, it's a calendar full of dog shit. What was that other Christmas present you were talking about a little while ago? What one?

That dodgy thing you ordered off the internet. The eyebrow stencils. The thing you made with your face. Oh, well you never know, you could get that. You could be the lucky, don't tell Clint because he could be the lucky recipient of that too. What is it? It's a thing. I guessed it. I had one guess and I got it. You did. That was unreal. I did this other funny Christmas gift thing.

If the ZM Christmas party, if we do the Secret Santa there, that's going to be the present in the Secret Santa. But I feel like they're tossing up whether to do that at the ZM Christmas party this year. Work Secret Santa. I'll be manifesting that you get my name. Okay, sweet. I'll be manifesting that Work Secret Santa gets cancelled. What? I want to do Secret Santa with you guys. You're such a grinch. No, I am not.

If it does get cancelled with the whole ZM crew, then I will add it to one of your guys' Secret Santa. If their apps are odd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be awesome. You guys can rock off for it I feel like people People in town If they saw us

With this present Like just strangers Would be like That's so cool No one Does the people Listen to the podcast Know what it is

If you talk about it On the podcast Alright Put some guesses On the family page If you want But the gift Involves

Photos Like funny photos As well Yeah Okay You'll never guess You'll never Go Pooping calendar The gift involves photos, like funny photos as well. Yeah. Okay. You'll never guess. You'll never go.

Pooping calendar. It's me shitting. It's Bree. It's Bree's shit. Me taking shits in public. Oh, my goodness. I think I need to get some photos of the dogs, like, from where they're, like, way off in the distance. So it's a nice.

And they're just teeny tiny. And they're tiny. Yeah. where they're way off in the distance, so it's a nice... And they're just teeny tiny. And they're tiny. And they're tiny. I think you need to take them to some scenic locations. Yeah, and get them taking... And time it. Yeah. Find out what the time of their bowel movement is

and then put them in the car and rush them there. Oh, if you could get a double one as well, both of them shitting at the same time. See, you know, I actually had that idea. The holy grail of dog shit photos. Where I was going to be like, that would be June because the astrology sign for Gemini. Sorry, Claudia.

You get double the trouble. The double shit photo is very hard to get, can I say? So Meryl on one side, Whitney on the other side, Brie in the middle. No, I won't be doing your shit. But to get both dogs shitting at once, that is the holy grail. It's like, you know, Pokemon. That's like the Mewtwo of Pokemon.

Like you can't just catch that one. One day. It's not the Rattata. Can you do the Pikachu voice? No. I feel like you could. No, there's no... No, do it. No, it's an egg.

It's an egg. It's an egg. Pikachu. It eggs Clint out. It really does. Pikachu. Everyone thinks they do a good Pikachu. It gives me the... Yeah, you do a good Pikachu. It gives me the goosebumps.

Yeah, you do a Pikachu then. I will not. Until you can do a better Pikachu than me, I will continue to do Pikachu. Well, you win. So, no, give it a go. You can probably do the Ryan Reynolds Pikachu. Who votes?

Who votes? Clinton gives it a go. Oh, guys, I'm so tired. See, now, don't be the party pooper. Do it, and then we all go home. Okay, ready? Everyone shush. I am the accents guy on the show, so.

Pikachu. Pikachu. Is Pikachu 100? Pikachu is so old. How fucking old was that Pikachu? That Pikachu was on death's door. That Pikachu

electrocuted itself. That Pikachu was the grip keeper. Pikachu's got jet lag. Okay, Pikachu's got it. Pikachu needs to go to bed Pikachu Pikachu needs to go to hospital Poor Pikachu See you guys

Gotta catch them all Apart from that old as fuck Pikachu Pikachu's already caught them all That was such an ick as well Such an ick I said that That was such an egg. Yeah, I said that. Yeah, that was guys. I said that. Why'd you do that? That's such an egg. That was it, Clint.

That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. She had to. That's fine. He got you. Got a massive fucking beard. ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM Feed by KFC

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