ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 20th November 2024

Episode Date: November 20, 2024

After whatever yesterday's podcast was we have two very important questions to answer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I got us. You ready? After Party. Duh. Hello, it's Brian Clint's After Party Where we make a promise to you this will be better than yesterday's After Party And I think it will because I've come to the podcast today with two quee questions With a queef, have you? Add start

I didn't know you could queef Two key questions to be answered Okay First question, and I don't want to overlap these questions First question, is breast milk vegan? Yes Second question, in their restings What? overlap these questions. First question, is breast milk vegan? Yes. Second question, in their resting... What? No.

No, it's not. Yes, it is. We haven't even got there yet. Sorry. Shit me. These are questions that have been tearing the team apart. Oh, the butthole one? Second question, in its resting state, is a butthole open or closed?

Okay. Yeah. Let's deal with the breast milk first. Start with question one. Okay. whole open or closed okay let's let's deal with the breast milk first okay first of all i say yes it's vegan because you can get consent from the person and you are vegan what and you are vegan yeah i'm vegan but like i'm qualifying your answer would you suck on someone's titty i wouldn't suck oh maybe no i wouldn't suck on someone's titty consensually like if someone was producing milk yeah and they said try my milk

yeah i'll be like yeah because it's vegan if i'd give it a hoon if someone was keen if i strap brie to the chair yeah and unwillingly squeeze milk out of her breast and she was screaming in pain um yeah that doesn't feel right would Would you ask? So you haven't been offered. Would you ask? I don't. If someone's lactating, would you say to them, hey, would you mind if I have some of that? Can I have a sip? Yeah. Is that vegan?

Are you going to finish that? Yeah. Are you going to let that baby have it all or are you going to share it around? Hey, why are you holding out? Did you try Lucy's milk? Yeah. Did it taste good? Tastes fucking yuck.

No, it doesn't taste fucking yuck. It does. It's very sweet. It tastes like... You've tasted it. It's sweet. I've tasted breast milk. It tastes like off milk.

But it's like reminiscent of cow milk? No. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. It's milky. Yeah, I'd say it's goatier than it is cow. Ah, okay. It's quite gamey.

Well, if I ever get... You know goat milk Is gamey I would not Describe I know you did But it's your opinion I would not describe it As fucking yuck

I would say It's yuck I'm not looking I'm not looking To have a glass of it It's yuck You would not drink A glass of it

No I would not No Would you have some of mine It's yuck We Producer Ben I mean yeah I'll try

Former producer of this show R.I.P R.I.P R.I.P Rest in peace Not dead, just dead to us And the last show that I worked with With Cara Rickard Who was pregnant at the start of the show

And then had a baby while we were doing the show together She brought in a cup of her breast milk And we made Ben Oh no See where this is going Consensually No, no, we told him It was consensual

We made him a breast milk cappuccino Do you like it? Does it froth? Yeah Not as well as cow We put it in the Nespresso Milk frother

Did you BYO Nespresso? I provided the Nespresso That does not sound like something I want to taste What face did he make when he drank it? He got some in his moustache. That's fine. That's real friendship. Okay, so have we solved that one?

Breast milk, vegan or not? I think it's not. Why? It's not, but it's ethically fine for you to have. But it's not vegan. But veganism is an ethical conundrum. Yeah, but veganism, like, it's... But it comes from a living thing.

Humans are animals too. Yeah, we're all animals. Oh, not this. Would you eat... Human flesh. Human flesh. No. Consensually.

I still don't want to. You can eat my car, but it would be vegan. You can eat my ass. I'm good, but thanks for the offer. I might tell Lucy, your wife, about that one. Oh, what a no. Nice, Ella. That was good from you.

I'm winking now. Because that actually scares him. I'm going to tell her. Oh, he's flustered now. Oh, he is? I got him. I got you in your weak spot. Don't worry, she doesn't have access to your wife.

I'll do the professional segue for you. I do. Speaking of arse, is an arsehole open? In its relaxed state. In its relaxed state. It's closed. I really need to look at an arsehole to really make it mine. It's closed.

No, I don't want you to look at one. I don't want you to look at one. I want you to picture one. I haven't seen one. It at one. I don't want you to look at one. I want you to picture one. I haven't seen one. It's the same as like a dog. You can tell. Like my dog, when I look at her bum hole, when she's relaxed. But we're not talking about dog buttholes.

But it's the same. We're talking about human buttholes. A human butthole in the relaxed state is closed. Unless you've got a real loose one. But then you close it. So I want you to close yours right now. You can squish it. But you can close it. So I want you to close yours right now. You can squish it. But you can close it more.

Wait, no. When does it open? When you're pooing? Yeah, obviously. A poo comes out. So it would be closed in its relaxed state. Otherwise it would just fall out, right? Possibly.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Doesn't it stretch when a poo comes out? Isn't that what it does? Of course it does. Yeah, so it's stretching open. How else would a poo get out? See, I'm wondering if a butthole is just like this. Constantly open.

Constantly. It's closed but relaxed, right? Wait a second. I can literally put this to bed in two seconds. Have none of you ever taken a mirror and looked at your butthole? Not really. No. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Have you never taken a mirror and looked at your hoo-ha? No. Have you done a pee-pee look? No, I've never done that. I've never done a pee-pee look. Thank God, someone else normal in the room. Have you done a pee-pee look? What's right there on the front of my body?

Oh, yeah, you can see it. If you haven't done that, there is something wrong with you. I haven't. Like you need to check what you've got. Have you never discovered yourself? No. That's how women end up thinking that they pee at the same hole as their period comes out.

You need to have a look. I don't need to have a look. I know everything's going on. Well, you don't because you don't know if your bum hole's open or closed. Have a look. Got him. And I can tell you a butthole is closed. Leg closed.

Yours. No, everyone's. What about if you've done? Mine's wide open. Nah. And I've seen my butthole recently when I cut. Oh, yeah. When I was shaving my butthole because I was going to get it lasered. It was open after that.

I was going to get it lasered and you have to shave everything. You've got an external fissure. And I cut and I was like, I don't know how bad that is. And I got a mirror and had a look and it was just on the outside of the butthole. Oh, no, no. I've done that. I've split my arsehole and it's so sore i have and it hurts how'd you split your arsehole swinging um like on the wheelie chairs and i go back and forth between the phones and editing like yeah at work and i think i just split too like i don't know if you split your arsehole no it seriously happened and it was really sore You might be prone to getting

Some STIs How are you going to get an STI from that No some What is it called ACC No Hemorrhoid

Do you know what a hemorrhoid is A hemorrhoid is when you have a lesion, like if you've pushed too much or if there's, and you'll have a piece of urinose that comes out. Like a little thing and then you have to push it back in. Tuck it back in. Do you get someone else to do that? You have to go to the doctor.

The group consensus, can we just vote on the butthole thing? It's closed. In its relaxed state. Closed. All the closed say aye. Aye. Oh, that solves it then. No, we should have said brown. Huh? Oh, yeah. All the closed say brown. Brown.

Aye. Aye. Alright, let's go. Bree's got an Italian Japanese restaurant to go to. I've got beers to drink. I've got a fusion. Claudia's got dog Italian Japanese restaurant To go to I've got beers to drink I've got a fusion Claudia's got Dog stuff to do

Yeah why not And Ella's Cooking up a Banana skin Bacon for dinner Why not Or something She knows she is eh

I'm going home And looking at my garden What are you having for dinner I see I knew What you were doing Was plant based I knew whatever you were doing Was going to be plant based

Everything she does Is plant based It's plant based What did you say? You asked me a question anyway. What are you having for dinner? Oh, Ryan cooks. I don't know. You, I'm telling you, you need to start

learning how to cook. You don't want to be that person. I think it's happened. After party. Wrap me up. Duh. I need to do some washing. Tell us about your sore throat again. That was pretty good.

It's actually better at the moment. Okay, good. Good to know. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.