ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 20th October 2025

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

The family reunion episode was taken over by Clint's manky water and a lot of chat about bushes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey guys, there's a lot of pubic hair chat on today's podcast. So if that's something that offends you. Also, a lot of ex-president chat. Huh? I was talking about ex-presidents of the United States. Yeah, that's right. Funny. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight.

H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. I feel like I'm on drugs today. Something's going on. Oh, no, I am. I took those pre-workout supplements. Hello, everybody. and welcome to the After Party with Brie and Clint. Good to have everybody back.

So good to have everyone back. I said good to have everyone back. Thank you. I said so good to have everyone back. Nice to be back. Thank you. God damn it. Yeah, how was everyone's time off?

Great. Delightful. I had strep throat. So that's good. I was saying to you before, I think I know how I got it. Oh, I know how you got it. from your time on the corner I knew you're going to do something like

but I think I think the doctor mispronounce it I think it's actually called stretch throat I've got deep throat no straight throat straight or people go

oh you would have got that from the kids that's what they say kids contract it really easily quite rare for adults to get it I didn't my kids don't have it my kids are well and I was like

How did I get this? But then I was quite run down maybe I don't know You know what I found So in my house In the fridge There's a jug of like a water decanter jug Which fills itself up

And you just put it in And the fridge has got a water filter It fills it up And I drink out of it So I like cold water out of the fridge I drink from it I'm the only one in the house That drinks from the jug

because Lucy likes room temperature water and the kids... And she doesn't want to share a jug with you. Well, but it's just a jug of water. You pour it in, you put it back in the fridge. You pour it in, you put it back in the fridge. So for that reason, I've never washed the jug because it's just water that goes in it.

Water in, water out. How long have you had it? How long have you had it? I took it out to fill up the dog's bowl the other day. So it's me and the dog that drink from this jug. So you get fridge temperature water. Well, it's just easier because there's a jug of water and I don't have to carry his bowl to the sink and back. I just grab the jug, take it to his bowl, pour it.

I fill up our dog's bowl with my water bottle too because it's easier. I tipped it into the dog's water bowl. It's like a sign like I was supposed to discover this. While I had strep throat, the top of the water jug fell out into the dog's bowl. And then I went, oh, yuck, now I'm going to have to wash it for the first time ever because it's got dog germs on it. I picked it up and the top of the jug was full of black mud. Oh my God, you've been drinking mold water. I've been drinking mold water.

For how long have we had that jug? A year. Oh my God. Is it a dog okay? It wouldn't have been for a year. So then I was like, my God, my throat is so sore. I wonder if the dog's got a sore throat. Oh.

Yuck. It wouldn't have been for a year because the mold has been building up. There must have been something that has contaminated it because flowing water doesn't go moldy naturally, does it? That jug would have been emptied and filled It emptied and filled every day All water has Especially like from like the

Water pipes and the water mains It all has a certain amount of bacteria But that's the other part of it So this is filtered water So the water that goes into the jug Goes through a water filter Yeah but I also think that Those things need to be cleaned

So often as well Because like Because you think about it The filter right Is cleaning essentially like filtering and cleaning the water. So that thing needs to be cleaned because all of the stuff would be in there.

You've got to replace the filter in it and I have replaced the filter. But anyway, you're right. It still goes through that same filter. Old fucking mould boy over here has been drinking mold water. At least, I've been drinking at least, what's this? 1.8, 1.2 litres of mould water a day.

I'm not going to lie. That's a lot of mold water. I have not washed this water bottle in like 3. months, I reckon. One of the most annoying things in life is that everything needs washing and cleaning constantly. And you know, what's like, it's so nice to see that they're now inventing, like, self-cleaning things, like the self-cleaning oven? Even then you've got to wipe it out.

But, I mean, still. I know, I know. Our ancestors are like, we had to build a fucking fire. I had a baby on a bit of straw. I saw a meme the other day, which talked about. cleaning things and it says the worst one is the stupid shower the room full of tiles that gets covered in hot water and soap every day and then for some reason goes slimy and orange my flat's got one of those stupid shower domes which in theory really great it means the steam doesn't get into

the room but then it means it never leaves the shower and it's this hot box of moisture Careful. Big Shower Dome's always listening. Hi, Big Shower Dome. I love your product. It works maybe too well. It works too well. Thank you. And you know what else is great about a shower dog? It's sexy. The real lady magnet.

Today on the show we were talking about if the bush is back. The bush is back in town. There's a few texts have come through. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch and my bush is back. Said, as a sexual health nurse, definitely more bald eagles that I see, but maybe slight trending back to the bush, I vote to bring back the bush. Someone else said, Gen X here, for God's sake, bring back the bush. After decades of trimming and pruning, I need a freaking break.

At least the choice, at least the choice be good without feeling like you are hairy nana. I just hate the feeling of helly nana. hair in my underwear. Like, I could never go back to that. You've got thick, wiry pubs, though. I do not. Excuse me. Even when I went...

Even when I went and got laser, the laser hair removal lady, because I got my pits and my bush done, and she goes, she's like, look, I will warn you, because your pubic hair is quite fine and not super thick. And

generally, you're not the best candidate. The The thicker, the thicker and darker, the better. She was combing it and she's like, just so you know, Babes, this is beautiful. It'd be so weird to see my vagina with a bush. I hate to do this, honey. This is the most beautiful, most luscious plush I've ever come across. And you want me to torch this whole thing off?

Did she give it Dutch braids? Huh? Dutch braids? No. Boxer braids. I always kept it tidy, but I fucking, I hate it. Boxer braids on your box. Yeah, I'll minge.

Oh. Sorry. What? How dare you talk about my minge? How dare you? Just because you guys are rocking the bush. Don't judge me for not... I love my bush.

Yeah, don't judge me. Maybe you just needed a good conditioner for it to soften it up. You could have done one of those perms that straightened it. I just said it was... I had the opposite problem. You know what? If I could pick anyone in the team that has the coarsest pubic hair, you know who it is. Claudia

Ella Shippin Ella Shippin Look at those dark eyebrows Look at the dark features she got I'm just getting it out No I don't get it out She's pretty That is a fine bush

Apparently They can use it as a wire brush To clean out pots and pins She willer goes that as a fine bush How would you know that Bush lady That's what your husband Ryan told me Yeah

That's what you mum said I'm not bush lady on the one without the bush we don't know that yeah we actually don't know that do you want me to prove it yeah whip your minch out that's a child no because I don't know if I want to

I want that for the rest of my life where I'm like my co-workers I've seen my bush I took it out the studio my co-workers have seen my minge yeah why'd you get fired well listen to this podcast oh my god guys I was at a party on Saturday and this guy was saying that he did this like dating show and it's in New Zealand and he was like

in it it's on YouTube apparently and he got fired because of him dissing his job what yeah he on maps that guy that no he was just on a YouTube dating show and he got fired what was the show I'm not saying I don't want him to get told off again what are they going to do fire him yeah well he got a new job now oh yeah but he got fired from what he was saying about his Why, what did he say? He just said he hates it and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, probably not the best thing to say. Maybe not.

Did he have a bush? I didn't ask, but we did. You were just saying before how you fucking hate this job, eh? What? You were just saying before how you? No, actually it was really interesting. They'd studied radio. So they were like, radio, fluff.

Is there a lot of men who completely shave their bush? No, but I've clip it down quite low these days. Is that what your wife wants? She could not care. She's not going anywhere near there. She doesn't concern me. Can we record a bush warning, please? Oh yeah, hey guys.

What? Why? Why do we need a bushfire warning? It's always smart. It's quite high today. Yeah. That was funny. Check the signs.

Yeah, sure. Hey guys, there's a lot of pubic hair chat on today's podcast. So if that's something that offends you. Also, a lot of ex-president chat. I was talking about ex-presidents of the United States. Yeah, that's right. Ronald Reagan. I also dropped some rude words.

Notoriously large pubis. Barack Obama. Or as they call him around the traps, Barack Bush Obama. Bray, you've done better. Yeah, I was wondering where you're going to go. It could have been worse. It could have been that rap that I did that one time.

Check on my reflection. I'm thinking of myself. Have a great night, everybody. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. Play Z-M's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.