ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 21st April 2026

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

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Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me half to go. After-party, baby. I've got good news for me that doesn't affect anybody else, but good news. So I told you in the other podcast you'll hear about my massage today. I went for a massage. I also, as part of my massage, I didn't tell you guys, but I had a sauna. Okay.

And for a long time now, I've thought, you know what would be great to have at our house? Sona and a cold plunge. That'd be really good That'd be taking things to the next level Real Real unique thought from you I thought so too Yeah

Not like I'm copying anyone or anything Never had a sauna though I was like I should get a sauna Oh you've never actually Been in a sauna I've never been in a sauna No Why are you really?

You have? No the one you guys took me to that time I just sort of popped in Warmed up for a bit And then got back in ice bath Yeah Yeah but there was a sauna There was a sauna in the room there

That's blown my mind You've never done Like or had a an actual sauna. So I did it today? Yeah. Fucking hated it. It's awful, I hate it.

Oh my God. Interesting because I had my first sauna last week. What? And I thought I'd hate it, but I kind of loved it. So I think this is a key detail. I did an infrared one. Okay. So not the hot coals and steam one.

So it's a dry sauna. Yeah, it's quite different. I think I could get into it. I think I could get into anything. I hate it. It's my worst nightmare. But I just was just counting the seconds until I could get out. I did 15 minutes and then I had a five minute break and then I did 10 minutes.

Whoa. And then I was cook. I did five minutes. Yeah, right. Where are you going to the sauna? At the gym. Which gym? The fancy one.

The simplicity one. Wait, when did you change gyms? No, it's the same gym. Huh? It's our gym. It's just a different location. What? Where's the location that has a sauna?

In Stonefields. Oh, you went all the way to Stonefield? Where's Stonefield? Like Sylvia Parkway? No. Oh, no. Further. Mount Wellington.

It's over there. No. Oh, I'm not going out there. It's literally right next to Mel Wellington. It's out the arse end of GI. It's ages ago. Yeah. My friend lives over there.

Oh, no. I'm not going out there. That's ridiculous. Down both of you. Down. I thought you'd upgraded your gym and hadn't told me. No. I would never do that.

Then I couldn't do bodies by Bree. That's right. When are we going to get back to that? Shall we? Oh, that reminds me of a topic for tomorrow's show. Who's your trainer? And did they let you kiss them? Nice

Imagine Imagine If you sign on with me today I'll kiss you Give you a little smooch Every time you do a crunch That would entice me I reckon

Spread him What Nothing Sorry I had to just better write some things down And Oh you didn't miss much Um Miss Ella saying weird shit again

Fuck you guys My massage though Phenomenal And I think I should do them more often Was the ending nice Ella Happy? No quite

like that one for me that was quite good I'll pay that how much did you pay for it out of curiosity how much is a massage cost fuck you oh god how much was it

it was only 60 minutes no she's setting me up because she knows what not genuinely do it I would say if you paid 150 sure okay no she's sitting me out I was very reasonable

it was how much I either paid a lot or nothing I can't tell you dick I nearly called you a C-W It was free. It was free. It was free.

It was a gifted experience. Oh, good. I know that you guys chose to do hosting and you get your free stuff and that's what the job brings and that's a perk. That was never a thing when we started. Let her get it out. But there's some things that I'm very jealous of and I fucking love massages and facials and they're so expensive. And I agree. And I feel very privileged to have had this experience.

I don't have it all the time But I did learn some very good tips and tricks And if you would like, I am willing to offer you a free massage That's so yuck From you? That is so yuck. Can you pay for it? Oh, I've got an idea. You said your body a prison.

I reckon I could do a good massage. I know how to use my elbows now. Who do you reckon could do a better massage? Clint or me? Oh, I don't know actually. Should we have a massage off? Breeze comes with a body slide. I always put too much oil on

whoops How can't you imagine that? Slips off the end of the table It's like a penguin That's just my massage Just me running and sliding on top of you off You're naked as well How much out of interest

How much would you charge for that? What, my massage For a very just a body slide Zip straight off the table Am I naked? Yeah, you have to be. How yeah. And they're naked.

Yeah. But they're lying on their front. Frontal back. No, I feel like that changes the situation. No, but you want them on their, oh, they're lying on their front. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're on their front. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I was confused in my mind.

How many times? Just once? Just once. You've shot off the table, you hit the wall. Oh, 30 bucks? So there's a bit of sexiness and there's quite a bit of comedy. 30 bucks. I'll give me 20 bucks cash right now.

Fucking yes. I'll chip in. I want that. Guys, I'm still traumatized from my Vietnam massage experience. Remember I told you guys about that's why I hate massages. Go on. No. Did they?

They put that where? Huh? No, no. You're not supposed to use that part. Remember, the towels were very dirty. Ugh. Yuck. Shit.

And then at one point, she just stood on me. She did a breeze slide. She did most of the massage with her feet. You people pay a lot for that. Yeah, I know. But I wasn't ready. I feel like she was an action. I'm not going to say that.

What? No, I'm not going to say that. Okay. I feel like. I respect your boundary. I feel like, turn the mics off. Oh, okay. To be doing that.

Yeah. Wait. Yeah. She was not cut out for that role. Yeah. Let's just leave it at that. She was not She was a little bit too heavy

To be standing on my back And giving me a massage Especially with your back Yeah I'm a big back So I can take it You know But like I felt myself

Gasping for air in some It's how you know it's working Yeah I was like We're going to get all this bad air out of you It was genuinely traumatising Doing like little jumps I was like what the fuck

Oh, God, that's so funny. Oh, and other good news? The moon's back. What do you mean? Well, you know how it goes in a cycle and hides? The moon's back so I can talk to the moon again. You're talking about every month, the waxing and waning of the moon. What?

No, you go outside and you can't see the moon sometimes. Like in the daytime. No, at night time. So you're talking about the waxing and waning of the moon. Sometimes irritation just means it's on the other side of the world. Yeah, but it could be the... What are you looking at me about? Did you guys see the picture?

of the moon from my parents' house. Did you guys see that photo? I've never been to your parents' house. No, I posted it on Instagram. We weren't there. It was just you. Who did you moon at your parents' house? Oh, I saw that video.

I've moved my mum and dad before. That is correct. And I'd do it again. Oh, I'd love to moon you guys again. Challenge accepted. I'm going to moon you. Challenge wasn't laid down. Yeah, we never asked you to do that.

No, challenge accepted. Fuck, well, I'm not allowed to talk about moons, apparently. All right. So Ella's going to moon up. us. Claudia is getting a body slide from Brie. I'm giving Ella a message for free. What's Brie getting?

She gets to body slide. She gets to body slide, Cody. Yeah, that is the biggest gift of all. That's so funny. I'm going to have you fit your ass. What? I can't wait. Literally.

Okay. Tier my podcast, gross. Five, six, seven, eight. H-O-D-G-O-G-O. You can take. Make me hard to go. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.