ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 21st February 2025

Episode Date: February 21, 2025

We're back with more on the cafe gaydar test, with what we call a second opinion (aka Matty McLean).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and we're waiting on a special guest to join the After Party as well. They're just going to get headphones. Yes, we sure are, or as I like to call him, the second opinion. Today's After Party is only going to make sense to people who have listened to yesterday's After Party, by the way. That's right. Yeah. He's just walked in. Hello.

Hello. You've got to turn his mic on, Bree. Hold on, hold on. Hello, hello, hello. This will be me, hold on. What about now? Hello. There he is. Hello. You've got to turn his mic on, Brie. Hold on. Hold on. Hello. Hello. This will be me. Hold on. What about now? Hello.

There he is. Hi. It's Maddie McLean. Hi, Maddie. Hi. We're all here. So yesterday we posited the question, is one of the best cafes in Christchurch staffed exclusively by hot lesbians? And today you and Maddie have been on a reconnaissance mission.

Well, here's the thing, right? So me and my partner here in Christchurch, we're going to Electric Ave, and I said to her, I was like, let's go to this cafe. And I told her the back story and gave her the G up. And weirdly, she was really keen to go. She was keener than me. She was like, I'm peeing for a coffee. Let's get there.

And then I really didn't want to take her. And then anyway, so i've gave her the rundown i was like you need to give you know your opinion on this so we so we walk in and she looks around and i hadn't really looked around yet because i was so keen on looking at the menu and then she looked at me and she goes i don't think so and i went what and i've looked around not one like single same staff member from when we were there, Clint, was there today. Oh my God, homophobic.

They got rid of them all. We think we've come up with an answer because Bree had given me the heads up earlier in the week. She was like, oh, this cafe, such hot lesbians there. And I went, not my vibe vibe but i'll go anyway um so i went on crusaders training man myself can you turn maddie's microphone just down a smidge please so i'm coming in hot so i went in yesterday and i looked around and I went, this is it. Lesbian paradise.

It's lesbian central. So you were there yesterday. You went to the cafe yesterday and you did the scan and felt the vibe. Filled with them. Crawling with them. Teeming with lesbians. With hot lesbians. And so I said to Maddie, I reckon what's happened is Electric Avenue's on today and tomorrow, and hot lesbians are on their hot lesbian shit, and they've taken today off to go to the concert.

Is Electric Avenue a hot lesbian public holiday? Oh, it's a breeding ground for them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's a good theory. It's a good theory. I will say they were hot. They were very hot.

Yeah. Yeah. See, that's the element that I noticed. That's the only element that I noticed. The origin of the story is I said to Brie, wow, they only employ really hot people at this cafe. And then Brie went into order and came back and said, not only do they only employ hot, they only employ lesbian. And

my gaydar was panging. Was it? Thank you. Yeah. So i had a question for you and we posed this on the show you say is your gay dad good for lesbians or just for gay men well i feel like i'm good with gay men but i reckon by osmosis you kind of get it i think so yeah have you got have you got by osmosis as well. He sure does. That's when a more, no, don't worry, I was going to do an osmosis joke, but I'm going to admit. I'm so glad you didn't. Anyway, yes, I agree.

When a more dense gay permeates a less dense gay. I think if you're a part of the queer whanau. You get it. You get it. We know when each other is in the presence ofanau, you get it. We know when each other is in the presence of each other, you know? Doesn't that app start

pinging you guys? Maddie, when you're in proximity to each other, don't you get it? It's like a backing sensor in your car. And that's when you're backing up too. Exactly. Well, I think there's only one way to really settle this,

is my partner and I are going to have to go back tomorrow and see if they're there. Truly. Yeah, or Sunday. We'll go every day. Are you sure you want to go, Bree? Are you sure? Yeah, I mean, I'll drag myself there.

Are you sure? You don't have to go. Anyway, stay tuned. For the work, you know, For the work It's for the science We're all about the science People are going to want us to name this cafe so badly And we literally never can We can't ever name it

But if you want to know what it is And you see us in Christchurch and we're sitting at a cafe It's that cafe We're literally not eating anywhere else Anyway I better get back to my stuff. You go to your show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye, Matty.

See you later. Bye, Matty. Enjoy the hot lesbians. Yeah. Best of luck with your bimosmosis or whatever the hell you called it. Bimosmosis. Okay. Have a great weekend, everybody.

We'll see you guys back next week. Have fun at Electric Avenue, Bree. Bye. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Thank you. Bye.