ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 21st January 2025

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

Clint's kids found the uncensored version of a song, Producer Ella had an interesting experience over summer, and Producer Claud has a debt to pay. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8 H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take it hard to go Lot to cover off on the after party today Ella has something she wants to talk about. Claudia has a debt to pay to us.

Yes. But I'd like to kick it off with this message that I got from my wife earlier today. Oh, no. She texted me and said, You guys know Olivia Rodrigo Vampire? Of course. You know how there's two versions? The version that you get on Spotify and the version that we play on the radio?

Yes. Bloodsucker. Fame fucker. That one, yeah. My children don't listen to the radio. They listen to Spotify. Oh, no. And I got this text.

My daughter Maggie's three. I got this text. It says, Olivia Rodrigo came on Spotify about half an hour ago and now Maggie is walking around the house saying Fame fucker, fame fucker Over And over

And over again Oh my god I want a video Can you try and get a video It's so bad There's that One of their favourite songs at the moment Is Sabrina Carpenter Juno I want to get a video of it so bad. It's hilarious. And keep it forever. There's that. One of their favourite songs at the moment is Sabrina Carpenter's Juno,

which is filthy. That song is filthy. When you really listen to it, yeah, kind of. Yeah, it is. Filthy. The bit where she's like, God bless your dad's genetics. It's kind of like when Rihanna's song S&M was so big and all the kids were singing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. And their other favorite song at the moment is Red Wine Supernova. There you go. Good song. Yeah, and there's some dirty stuff in there too. Is it the wand and the rabbit? I want you to fuck me because I really want to. Or whatever it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want you to say, want me to fuck you, or whatever it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. I wish they'd want me to fuck you, baby, I will. Because I really want to. Put your canine teeth in the side of my neck. I don't understand why the radio edits don't exist on Spotify. They do, but you have to, like, specifically look for them. I tried to look for radio edits

literally the other day and I could not find them. But Spotify hates radio, so they probably won't call them radio edits. They call them clean edits. Can you tick a box and all the explicit versions go away? Can you put parental locks on your Spotify? Yeah, like what if your kid wants to

listen to Spotify? Yeah, they must be, surely. Anyway, that's what's going on in my life. Ella, what did you want to talk about? I forgot to tell you guys, over summer, I went to a nudist beach. As a nudie rudie? What? I didn't go nude, but I nearly twisted my ankle after taking your pants off.

After seeing a big fat man naked. Oh no. Just walking on the beach. Were you at a nudist beach fully clothed? Yeah, it was fine. Like people are so chill about it. You probably got stared at more than they did. Nah, some guy came over to us

because his stuff was near our stuff. His stuff? His clothes. Oh, okay. It was near us. And he came over and, like, was stretching right near us, butt naked. Stretching? Oh, nah, that's

not cool, man. He's a pervert. Yeah, pervert. The naked guy who goes over to do stretches next to the fully clothed young girl. Well, she was, I think he was, um, aw. What? You can take it out. But, like, I think he was European, and so just naturally...

Claude, you might have to take this out. You don't have to take that out. I know I sound rude, but I think he's just so used to it. That's what he did back home. European. There's a chance he was Italian. He might have been. From France.

How is he racist? I don't want you to cancel. Anyway. Racist? Europe is a continent. Yes't be racist. I don't want you to cancel. Anyway. Racist. Europe is a continent. Yes, it is. Okay. All right.

Yeah. So Ryan got naked for a second and I took my undies off quickly for, put my talks really quickly. And I'll let you know if I go back. Oh, that's not going to a nudist beach. We've all been to a nudist beach. That was my first time. Oh, have you never been to one? Never. I've never been to a nudist beach. We've all been to a nudist beach. That was my first time. Oh, have you never been to one?

Never. I've never been to a nudist beach. Is this something you want to progress to doing? When I'm older, maybe. I saw two old lady friends just come up, get nud, go into the ocean, hang out. Clint and I famously anti-nude

families. Didn't grow up around it. Just not from... Do you know who is a prolific nudist, in fact lives in a nudist colony? Who? Is Paul Henry. Really? Yes. His home in Palm Springs is part of a

nudist like gated community. That's so buzzy. Yeah, yeah. So when he is living over there, he's nude. Buzzy, G. Even tan, though.

Fantastic tan. Shit, I would get the burntest parts of, like. Well, they would desensitise over time, wouldn't they? But there's places that have never seen the sun. But, yeah, there's places on my body. Oh, your first summer would be shocking. You know what's always so interesting? If you look at the inside of your arm, right?

You're going to see something else. That is what your skin is meant to. Like, I'm quite a freckly person. That's what my skin actually is. So pink. And then look at that. That's all sun damage. Look at my beautiful tan.

Look at the inside of my arm, guys. Wow. Damn. You got a license for those things, Claude? I, as an adult man, no, I won't say it, doesn't matter. No. Oh, God. Now you have to.

Now you have to say it now. I'll cut it out like that racist thing Ella said. Well, you still, even as an adult, you still get surprise bonus. That's true. What the hell? You can get them impromptu And not even for anything sexual It can just be It can just pop up

And if I'm in a nudist colony And we're at a cafe What am I going to do? Is there a cafe in the colony? Do you get them all the time? No, just sporadically Do you get them at work? I don't have one right now

Do you get them at work? Oh my gosh! No, I'm not talking about that. I was thinking about this literally the other day when I was watching this show, and it was this particular sex scene where the guy is pretty much nearly nude and then the girl's pretty much nearly nude

and she's, like, rolling all over him. She's super hot. And all I... I just don't understand how the actor wouldn't get a stiffy. So two things. You just said sex like a New Zealander for the first time. Did I? Yeah, you said six.

Six. I don't believe it. You did. Second of all, it's a milestone. I heard there's a thing that actors can use called crotch guards. And so it's like. Right, it's almost like a clip. So that down the sides of the legs, they still look naked, but it's like almost a semi-solid shield.

Well, obviously they're wearing something, but does it contain, is it kind of like a cricket cup, is it? I don't know. You know? Like does it contain so you can't feel that they have a boner? Yeah, and is it like like, polite to wear one? Yeah. But you're like, I'm a method actor.

I need to be full nude. And they're like, but Weinstein, bro. Yeah, I feel like if I was the other person, I'd be like, please wear it. Please wear it. Unless they're hot. Am I right? Am I right? Virgin.

Sorry. What did you say? What did you say? Rodent. I said virgin. Virgin. Virgin. Yeah.

Virgin. We'll take your word for it. Do you know what that means? Yeah. No. Why do you guys have to make that weird? I love it. You're jokes.

Yeah, you guys made that weird. I always love it, you're jokes. Yeah, you guys made that weird. I always love it, you're jokes. Yeah, we made it weird. Do you guys, when you guys make a joke, here's just a quick question. When you make a joke and no one hears it. No, not always. Sometimes.

And no one hears the joke. Is it worse to letting it go and sitting inside yourself like, oh, or repeating it? If I think that it's a good joke, I'll try again. Yeah. Unless one person heard and then you're like, no, I can't. Yeah. No, she will.

No, I'll try again. If it didn't get the reaction it needs. Yeah, I'll try again. Yeah, why not? It's like saying to a stand-up, if they believe in a joke and they workshop it one night at a comedy night and it falls pretty flat, what, are they just never going to try it again?

I remember being so disappointed when I found out that stand-ups tell the same jokes every night and that they weren't just getting up there and being funny. Oh, yeah. Right, right. Yeah, yeah. And it wasn't like off the top of their head and they're like, yeah. You're like, you're not funny to me anymore. Yeah, oh, bro, yeah. Yeah, and it wasn't like off the top of their head. And they're like, yeah. You're like, you're not funny to me anymore.

Yeah, oh, bro, this is fake shit. The best comedians are the ones where you feel like it's off the top of their head. Or they can improv with the audience. Yes. Yeah, that's good stuff. Audience interaction. Wow, good to know. Thanks, guys.

That's good. We're good? We're good? I think we're good. Because we have. Oh, is that the time? No, we have a prosecution. We have a problem. That is right. We're good? We're good? I think we're good. Because we have... I was at the time. No, we have a prosecution. We have a prosecution.

That is right. We have someone to stand trial. No, it wasn't me, officer. Please bring in the jury. Claudia has had 12 months to complete a Rubik's Cube with no YouTube tutorials, no external input. She just had to sit there twiddling and twiddling. That was the challenge.

Simple. She took our bet because she believed that she could do it. What did we say? What was it? It originated. It was like, you can do three months in jail. No, I asked the question. Yeah.

The question was, you can do one year in jail. Or you can get out as soon as you finish this Rubik's Cube. Exactly. You stay in until you finish the Rubik's Cube. Exactly. So if you think you can do it in less than a year. You take the Rubik's Cube. Then you take the Rubik's Cube.

But if you think you can't do it, then you say, I'll be in jail for a year. Claudia took the Rubik's Cube. And one year on, how's that Rubik's Cube looking, Claude? Listen, guys. If I was actually in jail, I would have had nothing else to do. And I would have worked on it a lot more than I did. But I will say, I've done 75% of my Rubik's Cube. How do we know?

Ego, I'll show you. Oh, that's frustratingly complete. there's two layers that are fully done and then the last layer i don't know what to do but i do know that to finish the last layer you have to like take the rest of it undone and i'm like i wasn't willing to start doing that in case i couldn't get it back to this so i just let it sit in my locker and gather dust. What was the bet that was made? I know what it was. I don't think we made any specific bets. Didn't you make a bet?

No, I don't think I would have done that. That sounds foolish. The bet was that if Claudia didn't complete the Rubik's Cube within the allotted amount of time. Wait, what was if she did? If she did, she got this thing. Okay. And if she didn't, we got this thing.

What did we get? The three of you and one of me. It's lunch. Yes! That's right. That was a paid lunch. I believe the bet was if you did it, we all, us three, buy you lunch for four lunches. Oh, okay.

You know? Yeah. Because it made it fair. But if you lose, then you buy us all lunch. Do I get to pick where we get lunch? There's a Denny's up there.

Hey, I'll be keen for Denny's. I love Denny's. I love Denny's. How about a drink? It is payday on Friday and we go out for lunch on Fridays. I'm happy with a drink. I want lunch.

Okay, two drinks. Okay, you get little baby lunch. Two drinks and a lunch a drink. I want lunch. Okay, two drinks. Okay, you get little baby lunch. Two drinks and a lunch. Two drinks and a lunch. Yeah, all right. Yay! I love today! And I'll get some chips for the table.

Yay! Oh, she's coming through with the goods. What if I finish it this year? Can I try again? Can I? Yeah. If you finish it by Friday for the lunch. Oh, really?

Yeah. You've got till Friday. Oh, is it the same rules? I can't get anyone to help me? No, no help. You know what we should do is whatever state you get it to, don't destroy it.

We should get a Rubik's Cube person in to show you how you finish it. Yeah, to get someone in to show you how much further you had to go. Shit, guys. I'm not going to touch it then because that's a good deal, but I'm just going to make it then Because that's a good deal

But I'm just going to make it worse I want to try and fix it I would love to see someone who's good at it To come in and be like this is how far The number of people who call for tradie lady And they're like I can do a Rubik's Cube in 10 seconds And I'm like 12 months I can do it in 12 months

I can't even do it in 12 months Obviously I think I know the answer Oh no I don't because you were talking about how much more time you would have in the prison cell. But given that proposition again, guaranteed 12 months in prison or get out when you finish a Rubik's Cube, what would you choose now, a year on? I'm doing the cube. You do the cube. You're still doing the cube.

What are you guys picking? That's the definition of insanity, isn't it? Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome. I'd probably lose my mind, I reckon. But at least you would have something to do in that cell. Do you think? But I feel like I would go crazy. Because if you never complete it, you never get out.

That's pretty much life in prison. True. Your mind would become a prison. Yes. Well, I'm already there, so I'm just going to continue with the cube. The good news is once you pay for this lunch, you are free. You're out of prison. And I can ruin the cube.

You're out of the cube, yeah. And then let me try it. Yeah, you can try it on Friday. So many people wish it was that simple. To get out of prison. You buy lunch and you're done. My luncheon will let you out. Yeah, I wish that.

Double homicide and two lunches. Yeah, chicken parmesan. Did you hear that joke? I made a good one. Do it again. I'm going to repeat it. Yeah. Yeah.

Quick. You were saying something about jail. Yeah, I wish that when I play Monopoly. You get out of jail? I think we should end on that note It's good to be back It's good to be here Good girl Love yous

Holy shit Turn around let me spank you No Turn around. Let me spank you.