ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 21st July 2025

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

We've got a mastermind plan to get ourselves to the NRL Grand Final in Sydney this year, but we need your help! Please head to our instagram and help our post get to 50,000 likes https://www.instagram.com/breeandclint/p/DMW-PTvpcWM/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After party. Duh. Hi everybody. Along with liking and subscribing to this podcast, today we need you to go to the Breanne Clinton Instagram page and like the post that we've just put up, which may seem self-serving. It may just seem like we want the likes

and we want a free trip to the NRL Grand Final. And that's very true. But also someone who likes it will get to come with us if we reach our goal. Yeah, so there's something in it for you. Something in it for you. Yeah. We wouldn't, you know.

What's in it for me and Ella? Mm. Mm. Mm. You know you like things from Uniqlo? Oh! We'll get you some. Ah!

Some plural. Whoop whoop. Some, yeah, some. Yeah. Socks. As in you'll pay for it or you'll just get it on our behalf. If we get a free trip to the Narrowgram Final, we'll buy you some Uni-Clo.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Okay, let's move to seven. Uni-Clo on us. Ooh. Uni-Clo on you. And you. Moogee, can you get a Moogee as well?

Yeah, you can have a Moogee. No, no, no. Can I have a Moogee? What's an Moogee? Oh, this is that stationery. Japanese stationery. No, no, no. I was gonna say, is this What's an amazing- Oh, this is that stationery. Japanese stationery. No, no, no. No, I was gonna say, is this the new Labooboo's?

It's not just Japanese. I mean, not just stationery. It's homeware, it's furniture. Oh, there's makeup, there's clothing. It's literally, I dropped so much money on it in China. Anyway. I'm happy with just Unicloth. Currently, the post is at 1900 likes.

Holy! That's pretty good. 48,000 likes to go. That's pretty good. 69 comments. But it's only been, it's only been, it's only been 20 minutes. But it's going to slow way down, as these things always do. We just got to keep on top of it, push it, use all our connections. Yeah.

So go to our Instagram and like it. We would love it if you liked it or commented or shared, no, liked, and then maybe comment or share up to you guys. We'll put it in the podcast group. But Brie summed it up perfectly before when she said that we believe Ross believes he set us an unachievable goal. Yeah. So will it be doubly sweet when we pull it off

and prove him wrong? Yeah, he definitely does not think that we can get there. Like he doesn't, he doesn't think we can get there. Cause I know Ross, I've known him for a long time and he's the cheapest boss in the world. He would never agree to this if he thought it would actually get to 50,000 likes.

If you scroll past us on your feed and you didn't know us, and you just read the sign quickly, you'd give it a quick like, wouldn't you? I mean, you're in the draw instantly. It's so easy. Yeah, it's so easy to give it a like. I do it just to help the people achieve their dream. I do it all the time when I see stuff like that on TikTok.

Yeah. I was gonna say, who is the most like achievable person that we know that has a lot of Instagram followers? Oh, we've got to go for everyone. You know I'm gonna be punishing Maddie McLean about this. Get on his page. He'll be like, he'll go, I'll do it. What are the warriors? Perfect. Up the wass. What's a what's a Warriors? Sounds fun. Less up. But yeah, anybody, everybody, absolutely everybody. In the whole wide world. Everybody, everybody. We need absolutely everybody. Oh this is fun. Everybody needs a little. Anyway, any other goss anyone wants to report on?

Everyone okay? Yeah, my contact's in the corner of my eye. Oh no. In the back of her eyeball. That doesn't sound, oh. If anyone was gonna be, and our team, if anyone was gonna be one of those people that you hear the news stories about,

how they've got like 45 contact lenses inside their eye. No. I am very good at taking them out every night. I'm not dealing with that. That freaks me out, yeah. Are you? And I've perfected it. I know how to do it.

Have you worn contact lenses in the past or is this just like a recent thing for your wedding? Even after the wedding, like I wore glasses on my honeymoon. It was just very recent. Oh, I stepped on my glasses. Oh. That's right. That's right.

Like Mel House on that episode where they go on the island. The Lord of the Flies episode. No, my glasses. No! Everything's coming up Millhouse. I've got a quick game we could play, but it just depends on if you wanna use my what did you buy your pet content tomorrow.

Oh no, save your what did you buy your pet content. Wait a minute. We're not playing my gaming. We never know how desperate we're gonna be tomorrow. Let's play, and we can still use it tomorrow. The podcast people are supportive. They will not care. Okay, let's road test Claudia's content.

The game is, I'll tell you the name of the place I bought the thing and you tell me what I bought. Okay. That's fun. All right. The name of the place that I bought something is called Equestrian Central. Ooh.

What did I buy? You bought a saddle. Oh, you bought a horse bit. No. You bought a saddle. Oh you bought a horse bit. Didn't you? No. You bought a whip. Yeah. Do you know the horse bit I'm talking about? The bit in their mouth. Yeah, you bought that but like you made sure that it was a small one so it could fit on a human.

You bought John Piz. No, I used to own John Piz and I really liked wearing them just as like comfortable pants. You bought boots. No, the clue is in the bag. Ask the bag. You bought a bag. You bought a bag. You bought a bag.

You bought a bag. You bought a bag. You bought a bag. You bought a bag. You bought a bag. You bought Jodpas. No, I used to own Jodpas and I really liked wearing them just as like comfortable pants. You bought boots. No, the clue is in that I bought it for my pet. Oh, you forgot that bit. A rug. No. Ketamine.

Not for my pet. A big horse deck chew toy. A Bizzle. He's already got little cow bezels. Horse kiaak. Um, sorry, they just came out. Um, you bought Not the first time that came out.

Usually what happens to the horse too. We've got some horse spray at our house, which is meant to help the dog be less itchy. Oh. Is that what you bought? No, he is an itchy boy though. You bought from a horse? Do you remember what I told you in the meeting about why I bought it?

No. My rationale about bones. Yeah, you bought your brain. Did you buy reins for your dog? What was your rationale? I said that I'm in my camping era. That's right. A horse blanket.

No. Close. Closer, yeah. A 10. I already said horse blanket ages ago wrong It was closer when I said it course it was What are you? Hypocrisy blanket is close. I think the word you're looking for was horse pocrasy

Stop correcting me again hypocrisy Stop correcting me again hypocrisy. I don't know Claudia what did you buy? I bought him a dog sleeping bag. A woof a woof. How's a horse meant to fit into a dog sleeping bag? I don't know it's the only place I could find it was from an equestrian shop at Hawke's Bay. Yeah why do you buy it from an equestrian shop? It was on sale weirdly no one's buying them.

Why does a dog need a sleeping bag? In case it gets cold. I looked at my dog last night because I woke up in the middle of the night cold and I looked at my dog on the floor and I was like are you cold? How would I know? He's like nope. Dog shiver. Do they? Yeah. He's a long-haired dog though eh? Yeah our dog Meryl who's a short-haired dog, though, eh? Yeah, our dog Meryl, who's a short-haired dog, shivers. Aww. Yeah, and she always, always, if she's left at home by herself, or like, obviously with her sister as well, she'll, we have a blanket that hangs on the back of the couch, like folded.

No shit, every time we come home, she's pulled the blanket down onto the couch and then has arranged it so it's like a little down onto the couch and then has arranged it so it's like a little nest and then she snuggles into it. It's fricking adorable. We don't deserve dogs. My dog's never been cold in his life but I bought him a sleeping bag anyway. You deserve dogs, you buy them sleeping bags.

That's so true. That's true, you are someone who deserves dogs. I am a great mother. I don't give my dog blankets. Just to get her over. Nah, I have to put my dog in a jacket for winter when she sleeps sometimes because she does get cold. Put the dog in a jacket.

Put the dog in a jacket. Put that dog in a jacket before you come near me. Whereas Whitney, the Scottish one, she's like, I'm too hot. Get away from me. Put that dog in a jacket before you bring it anywhere near me, cowboy. I don't get what's happening. I'm trying to do a condom joke. Oh.

Is it not coming across? I didn't get that, but I'm not very good at picking up on jokes. Anyway, have I asked people to go and like our Instagram picture yet? No you haven't. You should do that. Can you go and like our Instagram picture? Check how many likes't, you should do that. Can you go and like our Instagram picture? Check how many likes we've got now. I'll tell you, I'm the numbers guy. That's my job.

So you're special job. Holy shit! 2.4! Woah! We've gone up 500 in the space of this podcast. If we just keep doing this podcast for another 5 hours we'll get it. But that's because we just asked people to plug it on this podcast, so they've obviously went and liked it. Drinking that to all the podcasters.

Yeah. And it'll be up. Yeah. Guys, we're 5% of the way there. Nice. Sure. Here we are. Thank you.

How tight do you reckon Ross's butthole is gonna get? When do you think Ross's butthole is gonna pucker up real bad? By Wednesday when we hit our target. I reckon 40,000 likes, he's gonna be pretty worried. Do you think if we go back on the live show now and call him and tell him it's 2.5, he'll be surprised?

Probably. Can we still buy likes or is that not a... That's our emergency plan, shut the fuck up! Can I boost the post? Cause I'm definitely gonna do that. I'm very against that idea though. Boosting? Oh me too. Oh no, not boosting, I'm not against that idea though. Oh me too. Oh no not boosting, I'm not against boosting the post.

I think that's all in fair game. But give it time. Yeah. Give it a couple of days. Yeah let it breathe. But yeah that's definitely within our realm to boost the post but not to buy likes. That's sad. Oh that's shady don't you dare.

So I'll stop buying followers. Who suggested that? Do you guys think me and Ella sound the same? On her head. Who said that? See you guys later! Bye Dad! Bye!

Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye bye! Play ZM's Breanne Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.