ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 21st June 2023

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

Happy Taylor Swift day! Naturally the conversation went from whose going to travel for the show and then turned to what kind of drink Taylor Swift would be.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Afterparty. We're here in Aotearoa, New Zealand, where we are. The Taylor Swift show was announced. Not here in Australia, that's as close as we're going to get. It's like a three and a half hour flight from here to Australia. And I know that Bree, Claudia and Ella are all trying to work out how they can attend that show in Australia and I want to know where you're at.

Some hard decisions had to be made. Because I assume you have to go and buy flights and accommodation before the prices skyrocket without having your hands on tickets yet because no one has tickets. We don't know if we're going to be able to get tickets. There's going to be a whole lot of Swifties in Australia that don't even have tickets to the show because they got the flights

but not the concert tickets. They'll probably be sitting outside. That's why people end up sitting outside the stadium. There's thousands of them these days. The black market for Jetstar flights in someone else's name is going to be through the roof. Yeah. Well, it will be, yeah.

So let's start with Claudia. What have you secured? Are you going to the Eris tour? I have secured flights and I have secured accommodation. So you're set. Are you crushed? All you need is Taylor Swift tickets. All I need is actual tickets to the concert.

The hardest part. The hard part, yeah. Yeah, the tickets that crash entire, like, ticket master websites. Not to jinx it. Not to jinx it. But I am a ticket wizard. So I'm the one who always books for people.

Oh, shit. And I'm good at getting tickets. How many tickets are you needing to purchase? Three. Three. Okay. Ella, how are you looking on your plans to go to the Eris tour?

I'm the same as Claudia. You got flights? Yeah, same flight, same, next to the Eris tour? I'm the same as Claudia You got flights? Yeah, same flight, same next to the Are you flying together? Yeah, with my sister Are you one of the three tickets that Claudia needs? I believe so, I hope You're beckoning Claudia to get you those tickets

So you've got flights and you've got accommodation? Yeah Thomas L I have secured accommodation I haven't booked my flights yet Just going to leave that to the last minute? Thomas L. I have secured accommodation. I haven't booked my flights yet. Just going to leave that to the last minute? Nah, I'm probably going to book them like in the next couple of days.

Yeah. But I don't know. It's on sale right now. I probably should book them tonight, eh? Yeah. And then, because I mean, I have decided that I'm going to go. Oh, I want to. That's if I can get tickets.

Listen to me like I've already got the tickets. I'm going to go to see Taylor in Sydney in the hope that Mardi Gras is a week later and I have a feeling there could be a chance that she's performing at Mardi Gras. Oh, whoa. I mean, I'm just, I mean. This is a theory, just i mean this is just a theory that's literally just come from me it's a big rumor for you to like to be honest imagine if i was right the good thing about sydney is the three shows so you have more chances of getting exactly there's only two shows in melbourne yeah but that stadium in melbourne is enormous yeah it's huge it's huge friday and Saturday night, so I'm happy with either. Oh, best nights.

I know. Yeah, best nights. What are you budgeting for this trip? Like, how much money are you allowing to get yourself to Australia, accommodate yourself, and purchase tickets to the show, apart from spending money? Oh, God. I don't have any money, so.

Yeah, that's why I'm interested. The bare minimum. $1,500, I reckon. Probably $1,700. I don't have any money, so. Yeah, that's why I'm interested. To be a minimum. $1,500, I reckon. Probably $1,700. Whoa. I was thinking a grand, but. I'm going to do it cheaper because I got free accommodation, hence why I chose to go to the Sydney show.

$1,700. Taylor Swift. You know how the whole thing in America was tickets were like $1,000 each? They released the ticket prices, the most expensive ones. It's in Australian dollars, which is pretty much New Zealand dollars. $350. Oh, yeah. That's not bad.

Not bad. And will you go hard? Will you buy the cheapest tickets or the $350s? I want a mid-range. I don't want to be on the floor. I feel like you're going all that way. You don't want to be on the floor. You can't see shit from the floor.

Yeah. Even if you're at the front, you get to be real close, but you can't see any of the whole stage is theatrical. I had this thought where I really wanted to make like a social media video where i go and buy like gigantic fucking platforms and i buy floor tickets to taylor swift and a big wig and i rock up in these huge shoes and just see the reception that I get, I reckon I'd probably get bashed. You reckon? Yeah, mate.

Not by Swifties. Oh, yes, by Swifties. Really? Oh, people would be raging. They'd assess you, wouldn't they? People. Or just be really passive aggressive towards you. They would rage.

Yeah. They're very passionate. Sit down, tall girl. You know, if people are going to chant that at at me i may as well be the tall girl maybe i'll ask key to mean for some platforms so clint how far have you got with your booking yeah nowhere um i'm quite glad you've still got time it's all right i'm glad i have no interest in going to this show because it sounds stressful the amount of planning that's going on behind the scenes yeah it did yeah i mean look it's not an easy easy show to go see that's for on behind the scenes. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, look, it's not an easy, easy show to go see.

That's for sure. I just know that I'd be gutted if I didn't try. Like if I saw all of my friends going, I'd be like, oh. I will be Devo if I don't at least give it a red hot crack. Yeah. Think about how much pressure you guys are putting on this concert to be great because you're going to do all this work. It is going to be great.

It is. It's three hours worth of material. It's going to be fantastic. Can you imagine being Taylor Swift backstage before these shows and going, fuck, there's 80,000 people out there who have spent their savings on me. Their night hinges on me. That's a lot of pressure.

You can't have an off night. Yeah, well, that's why I guess it goes three hours. You get your money's worth. You can't be slightly hung over for one of the shows. Yeah, she would not drink for the whole time she's on tour. I don't reckon she would. I don't reckon she could. What do you reckon Taylor Swift's drink of choice is?

She'd be on the Skinny Bitches, I reckon. I reckon she'd be on the Pinot Gris. I think he's on the Gin Bass'd be on the Skinny Bitches, I reckon. I reckon she'd be on the Pinot Gris. I think it's a gin base. What's the Skinny Bitches? Vodka sodas. Nah, I don't reckon she's a vodka soda girl. I reckon she's a wine girl. Pink gin.

Pink gin. Oh, yeah, I could see that. Pink gin. Isn't that a funny thought to have? What, like, think of a celebrity and then think of what's their drink of choice? As a drink. Like, if I was to think of what drink represents her oh i reckon she's that's a different game i like that game i reckon she's a um chardonnay no you don't know taylor's that's the worst wine nah she's a champagne if she's any wine

Champagne problems Clint She's more accessible than a champagne She's like a Cosmo Something basic but yum Okay That's what I was going with That's what I was going with the Chardonnay I was like your mum likes it

I fucking hate Chardonnay Chardonnay is the one of the Chardonnay is having a moment by the way Chardonnay is not having a moment It's still the same old shit Chardonnay. You like it. Chardonnay is the one of the – no. Chardonnay is having a moment, by the way. Chardonnay is not having a moment. It's still the same old shit Chardonnay. And so savvy on blogs. Stop trying to push that shit down my throat. I hate it.

Who's drinking that crap? Okay, so what is she? Yeah, what is she? Like when I think of Scarlett Johansson, I think of a cosmopolitan for some reason. Really? Yeah, maybe it's because of her name, Scarlett, andson, I think of a cosmopolitan for some reason. Really? Yeah. Maybe it's because her name's Scarlett and then a Cosmo's like a pinky.

I think she's like a darker drink. She's more of an espresso martini to me. Really? I think of Carrie Bradshaw as a cosmopolitan. Sarah Jessica Parker. Scarlett Johansson's more like a red wine. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I agree with that. Yeah. Taylor Swift, I think maybe could be. Idris Elba's a rum and coke. No, he is not. How dare you? He's a whiskey straight up.

On the rocks. On the rocks. Why are you so begrudging towards a rum and coke? Rum and coke is fantastic. Rum and coke is yuck. No, rum and coke is a great drink. No, it's yuck. You don't like them.

Okay, what about a Cuba Libre? What's a Cuba Libre? It's a rum and coke with a piece of lemon in it. Ew, rum and coke is great too. No, it's yuck. You don't like them. What about a Cuba Libre? What's a Cuba Libre? It's a rum and coke with a piece of lemon in it. Ew, even worse. Delicious. Delicious. I don't understand people who put lemon in coke. I hate it.

Did you ever try coke with lemon? No. It's so good. Yuck. Have you ever put a piece of lemon in your coke? Yes, I hate it. It's so good. I hate when they do it at restaurants.

I'm like, get this out of my bloody soft drink. What are you doing to me? We could do this forever but shall we... Hold on, wait. We've got to come to a consensus. Is she a six on the beach? Nah. Is she a pina colada? Is she a vodka cruiser? Nah.

Maybe a Bacardi Breezer. Nah, I know what she is. I know what she is. What is she? She's peach schnazer. No, I know what she is. I know what she is. I know what she is. What is she? She's Peach Schnaps. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on board with that. Can you see that?

Yeah. Peach Schnaps. But that's kind of like, look at that as an old person drink. I guess she kind of has that old soul vibe. Yeah. Yeah, she does. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, maybe it's Peach Schnaps. You know what Peach Schnaps is in? Wet Pussy Shots. Yeah, she does. Yeah, maybe it's Pete Schnapps. You know what Pete Schnapps is in? Wet Pussy Shots. Yeah, mate. One, two, three, let's go, bitch. Taylor Swift fans will get that. The wet pussy bit or the... No, both.

One, two, three, let's go, bitch. Oh, yeah. Obviously, I got that. Clint, he's in the dark. Biggest Swifty of us all. Biggest Swifty of us all. All right, let's get out of here Okay I pull up Hop out at the after party

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