ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party -21st May 2024

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

The 24-hour Binge-a-thon was a success and we're finally back on the After Party! Bree has a theoretical coin flip for us, and some of us should have considered the options a little more before deciding to gamble it all... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network I'm having a party Best time ever A party for two In my bottom Piyo Piyo What a party in your bottom Yep

Nothing better than a party in your bottom Otherwise known as Stay out of mine Otherwise known as a coffee enema Have you done one? Don't knock it until you try it Have you done one? No but I've until you try it Have you done one? No but I've always wanted to

What is that? It's on my list of things to try That's where they flush your booty out with coffee Like cold coffee It's meant to be really cleansing Like a colonic I reckon the caffeine would seep through my intestine linings And just

I'd be pinging Is that the point though? I'm good Maybe I don't know I've had a colonic irrigation before. Yeah, I'd be keen on that too. Is the coffee colonic with like, is it like

a flat white or like a long black? Great question. Or is it an iced long black? For me, it would be a long black. It would be a long brown. Oh, yeah. Medium brown. Could I have like a caramel situation? Like an iced caramel frappuccino? Yeah, frappuccino that's what mine would be. A frass situation? Like an iced caramel frappuccino?

Yeah, frappuccino. That's what mine would be. A frassuccino. Get your bloody frappuccino away. Hey, Bree's got a... Flappuccino. What? Flappuccino.

You put the hose in the wrong place. I'm frothing at the flat. Okay. Sorry. Bree's got a question. I've got a question for you guys. This is for everybody. This is for everybody. This is for everyone.

The question is, would you rather... Yes. You flip a coin for $1 billion, so the chance at $1 billion, you have to flip a coin, so it's 50-50 chance. Or nothing. And if you lose chance. Or nothing. And if you lose, you get nothing.

Or a guaranteed $1 million. What would you rather? Take your chance. That is so good. Flipping the coin, 50-50 shot at $1 billion or a guaranteed $1 million. I'm flipping the coin. That's funny you say that because I've got a coin right here. I think I might do the coin. But I don't think you've thought about it long enough.

No, I literally thought about it for five seconds. I'm flipping the coin. But you've got to add some pressure to it by thinking about it. You get a 50% chance. Otherwise, I'll just go and flip the coin because it doesn't mean anything. No, I'm thinking about it. I'm genuine. Like a million dollars would put anyone in an amazing spot.

Yeah. But in this day and age. Tax free. Okay, let's make it interesting then. I'd say a billion. What if you say no and you get your million, but you could have got a billion? Let's make it interesting.

Is that greedy? Is that just you being greedy of what you could have had? That's me. That's not me being greedy. I could donate to charity. I could help my family. Let's make it interesting. There's so much. I could donate to charity. I could help my family. Let's make it interesting. There's so much stuff I could do.

What would you rather? Flip a coin for Clint and I to pay for your lunch this Friday at the pub? Oh, heck yeah. That's good. Or we guarantee pay for your drink. Lunch. Flip. Drink.

Flip. Wait, what's if we get it wrong And you get nothing Nothing You get nothing So we get to choose What we want you to pay for A guaranteed drink

Or a 50-50 shot at lunch 50-50 shot at lunch Oh I'm just thinking Do I want lunch Or do I want a drink I want to take the lunch I want the drink

Oh okay Okay Guaranteed drink for Claudia. Ella. She's flipping for lunch. I'm thinking of the cauliflower. All right, flip it. Okay, heads.

No, you call it when it's in the air, thank you very much. Okay, sorry. Heads. It's tails, I want it. Sucker. Tails. Claudia gets a drink So let's roll that back

You said you were going to flip for the billion Yeah So you just lost Yeah A guaranteed million dollars Oh well Can I flip for the billion now? Yeah

Go on then Just to see So no no no But I'm interested in the actual psychology of it So if you Had this option You would flip for the billion Over taking a guaranteed million dollars tax option, you would flip for the billion over taking a guaranteed million dollars

tax free. Yeah. I'd flip for the billion. You'd flip for the billion? Yeah. Because I'm one of the perfect example of... Because you're never going to have a better shot at that amount of money. It's a 50-50. I'll take my

chance. Could you then line up again and do it again? No. Like a million dollars, don't get me wrong, would be incredible, like an amazing and life-changing, but I just feel like I would always regret not taking a chance on the billion, you know, and even if I had the million dollars, I'd be like, this is amazing and, you know, I can be mortgage free. Yeah. But I'd still have to work until I'm 65.

Yeah, you definitely would. You know what I mean? Yeah, thank you. It doesn't change my life drastically. It does, but not in a way where you could retire pretty early. When are you ever going to get that option? You could retire a lot earlier. But this is an opportunity.

You could probably retire 15 years earlier. This is an opportunity to retire tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I have a question. Fine, I'll entertain the million. Clint, if I invested $500,000, what could I live off? You know, like the interest or whatever you were talking about the other day? Yeah, yeah, sure.

What are you doing with the other $500,000? Well, that's mom can have some. I'd have some. Mom. I looked at this today. BNZ will give you 6% on a 12-month term deposit. So you can only touch the money every 12 months. Is that 30 grand?

So $500,000. What's it called? A term deposit. Yeah. Times 1.06. Yeah, well done, Claudia. $30,000. So you'd get 30 grand.

A year. A year. But you'd have to pay tax on that, so you'd get 20 grand a year. But it would go up, because if you're keeping that interest in the account and not spending it. It would compound. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe when I'm 40, I could get it out and maybe retire. It would be nowhere near a billion dollars though.

Bree's right. It would be nowhere near a billion dollars. You'll never turn a million into a billion. No. Never. No. It's not enough money, especially in this day and age. Yeah.

Like a million dollars is nowhere near how much it used to be even 10 years ago. Also. You know what I'm saying? Like a million is more like. I'd be mortgage free with a million. But I wouldn't be able to buy a house with a million. I mean, I Also. You know what I'm saying? Like a million is more like. I'd be mortgage free with a million. But I wouldn't be able to buy a house with them. I mean, I could. You could.

You could buy a house with a million. But not like if I wanted like, you know, to buy a house with kids. You'd have to get a house with kids. Just if it's not central Auckland, you could go somewhere else. But if I wanted a house in Auckland that had rooms for kids, I don't think I'd. You'd get a house for a million dollars. Yeah. Yeah.

Really? You'd have to be out in the what what. Not what what's. No, what if like Northcote or. Wouldn't... You'd get a house for a million dollars. Yeah. Yeah. Really? You'd have to be out in the what-what. Not what-whats. No, what if like Northcote or... Wouldn't be that nice of a house. Yeah, it wouldn't. It'd be three bedrooms. But if I don't want to do any renovations,

I just want to do this. So an average, very average place. If you got a tuck-in in here, you'd get a decent house. Like, let's be real. A million dollars, and I'll be honest, I mean, I just bought my first house at the end of last year. A million dollars in Auckland, like, it's pretty grim. It's the average house price, though.

It'll get you an average house. That's what I mean. It'll get you an average house. It'll be nice. It'll be fine. It'll be pretty old, pretty dingy. Like, if you want to live, like, in a city, it's not getting you much. Fine, flip the coin for Claudia's billion dollars. Yeah, I'm ready to flip it, flip it, flip it! claudia's billion dollars i'm ready to claudia first yeah i'm ready okay okay ready you call it in the air okay for for one billion

dollars claudia okay i'm ready i'm nervous can we have some sort of like a drone or something yeah okay oh okay i feel a lot of pressure. Here we go. Okay. Call it. Tails. Tails never fails, guys. Claudia, I haven't looked yet.

Mm-hmm. You have... $1 billion! Suck it! I mean, thank you. Hey, when we get done, do we get time? No. Suck it. One. Thank you. Hey, will we get tails? Do we get tails?

No. Absolutely not. I guess I might. No, genuine. Who's next? We don't get on, Clint. Do you want to go? Ella, do you want to go?

Okay, yeah. Okay. Wait, no. Oh, yeah, she did flip for the lunch. Yeah, so she's a flipper. Are you ready? Ella, for $1 billion. Call it in the air. Yeah, so she's a flipper. Are you ready? Ella, for $1 billion. Call it in the air.

Heads. Ella. She's doubled down on heads. She's doubled down on heads. I love heads. Ella, you have not won the billion dollars. Oh, my God. Damn. How do you feel? I'm flipping. Oh, my God. Damn.

How do you feel? I'm flipping. Oh, now you're flipping. Well, for the fun of it, I'll flip. Okay, here we go. Yeah. Clint, for a billion dollars, call it in the air. Tails never fails.

Yeah, don't go heads. Clinton, Paul Roberts, you have, what did you't go heads. Clinton. Paul Roberts. You have, what did you say? Tails. Tails. One billion dollars. Your turn. Can I please have a million?

You can spare a million. You can have a million of my billion, yes. I'd give you ten. You're not having any of mine. Brie Thomas-El. Tails. Oh, my gosh. Yes. I'd give you 10. You're not adding any of mine. Brie Thomaselle. Tails. Oh my gosh. Come on.

Sorry. Yes! I got it. It hurts, doesn't it? It was worth it. Worth the risk. I had a great time. Man, should we go to the casino?

You want a billion dollars. Yeah. Well, you fucking would have had a great time. I want to go to Cassie. All right, everybody. I'll take you to Cass. You can have your weddings. I'm sorry there's no podcast yesterday, but we're back. I liked your video. And the other podcast is up too. Did you? Yeah, there was a Alright everybody. Now I'll take you to Cassie. You can have your weddings. Sorry there's no podcast yesterday but we're back.

I liked your video. Did you? Yeah, that was a good video that you did. Did you like my pasta? What type of pasta was it? Oh yeah. It was um, what are the big tubes? Rigatoni. Rigatoni. Damn, you know your pasta. I know my pasta's baby. Is that a game? Is there a radio game in this?

Yeah, there could be. Not much gets pasta. What are the ones that taste like? Oh, no. The pasta, the better. That was a wheat joke. Fuck, one of my favourite all-time jokes I've ever heard. Wait, do you want to see if I can remember it? Yeah.

It's a pasta joke. So, you wouldn't... Did you know, did you know that I saw your wife driving spaghetti? Really? I couldn't believe it when she drove pasta. No, when I drove pasta. Oh, no. It was close. It was close.

Can I say my other joke I heard the other day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A dyslexic walked into a bra. Go listen to the other podcast if you want to hear our huge, and I mean huge, huge announcement. It's at the start.