ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 21st May 2025
Episode Date: May 21, 2025Clint's putting together plans for the ultimate 40th birthday party... which is aaages away...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Have I told you guys I've started planning my 40th?
No.
I have.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a long way out.
Yeah.
Thank you for saying that. Yeah, you're a long way out. Thank you for saying that.
You're welcome.
Are you 21?
And thank you for saying that.
I thought you left it quite late.
It's next year, isn't it?
No, it's not.
I actually thought it was next year.
Did you?
Yeah, but it's not.
It's 2027.
And a friend who's the same age as me from high school messaged and he said,
Here's the proposal.
You and me.
Glastonbury.
2027.
Oh, hell yes.
Absolutely.
That's pretty good.
That's a great idea.
Like the universe knew that that was on the cards, because obviously, got to clear that
with my wife.
It's going to be a big commitment.
And I mean, she might want to do something with me for my 40th.
She probably doesn't, but she might.
I need to give her a first right of refusal.
You do.
I was like, okay, I'll pitch it to my wife.
Before I had the opportunity to, she came to me
and she said, I think I'd like to go to India
for my 40th.
Ooh, that's interesting.
I'm like a spiritual journey.
Not ate pray love, because that's single.
But hopefully not a, hopefully not an ate pray love.
Could be, eat pray love.
Could be, eat pray love.
Maybe that's why she wants to go to India.
She's kind of pitched it to me like,
oh, do you think we could make this happen?
And I said, not only can we, we will,
because I want to go to Glastonbury.
So now-
Is she going to Glastonbury?
No, she's not invited.
What?
No, she is invited if she wants to come,
but it's not her scene.
Oh, I'm not invited to India.
Oh, is she?
Wait, so is she going to India by herself?
No, she wants to go with her...
Her squad?
No, her...
Her new husband.
Yeah, who?
Her new boyfriend.
She wants to go with her meditation guru.
Right.
The person who...
Just them two?
No, they do like guided tours.
Is the meditation guru a man or a woman?
Yeah, it's...
Is it a man? No. Oh. I was's um, it's- Is it a man?
No.
Oh.
I was gonna say it's Russell Brand.
It's not.
No, no, no, she wants to do like a tour of India
with a group.
Yeah, I gotcha.
Yeah, like a guided tour.
Like a guided tour.
Yeah.
I think we should normalise more often couples,
especially long term relationship couples
going on separate holidays from time to time,
not all the time, but from time to time,
I think it's good.
I think it's healthy.
But that Vedic meditation thing,
I mean I like it but it's her thing,
so she would get more out of it than me.
That would be your worst nightmare.
And getting a whole holiday of that,
you would hate it.
And getting massively twisted at festivals is my thing,
so she wouldn't particularly enjoy that.
So we have got the emotional maturity to go,
yes, let's find a way for you to do that and me to do mine.
Who would you go with?
Mate from high school.
Yeah.
Is your 40th in the same year?
Are you the same age?
No, no.
Hers is earlier, right?
Hers is this year,
but we're not gonna be able to afford it this year.
So she's gonna push it into- But she can do it next year. Yeah it'll be like... Or the year after.
Or she might go next year. Yeah I guess. Cool. Yeah fun. Highly recommend.
Well she can go next year. She can go next year yeah. Anyway we've started
separate savings accounts. Nice. But I can see that she has already dipped into hers.
I was gonna say who's dipped into theirs. She started with a hiss and a roar, like she sold a couple of things on Trade Me.
And I was like, wow, your India account
is looking really healthy.
Garden's blazing.
And then I saw it went down.
And I was like, oh, is it invasive to go in there and check?
And I just thought she transferred some money out of it.
For India.
I want to know what she bought.
Yeah, unless it was a pair of sandals or some Imodium.
If she bought lunch, it's to sustain herself so she can make
it to India. Exactly. New pair of shoes to wear in India. I went to an Indian restaurant
by chance last Friday. Like it was last minute things. That's a cheaper option I should just
suggest that to her. I don't know if that would have the same appeal but it was one of the best
Indian restaurants and food I've ever tasted. Where appeal, but it was one of the best Indian restaurants
and food I've ever tasted.
Where was it?
It was right near the Sky Tower.
Oh, Sadat.
Oh, is that what it's, yeah, amazing.
It's award-winning.
It was so good.
And I just happened, we stumbled across it
because the other place we wanted to go to was too busy.
Can I put a new rule for the show?
Every time you talk about a restaurant
that you thought was yummy, yummy, yummy,
you have to take us there.
Oh, shit.
Wait till you guys hear about this restaurant
I've been going to recently, it's called KFC.
Hell yeah.
Gourmet.
Delish.
God, do you guys ever just get that feeling
where you're like, fuck, might be a drive-by KFC
on the way home night?
Most of the time.
Most days the time.
Most days.
Like some days you just, I'm just more tempted.
Where I grew up in Rotorua, we were downwind of a KFC.
Oh no.
So there was a certain time of day,
particularly in winter when the air was colder
and it would just waft towards the house.
And you'd go inside and you'd be like,
Mom, I can smell it.
And she'd be like, don't talk to me,
I'm two thirds the way cooking this bloody dinner. You're not getting KFC. Don't talk to me about bloody KFC. Do they pump the smell out on purpose?
Oh we did wonder that. It feels like it because you can always tell when there's one nearby. They could actually. That's smart. And they have the scent because they've done the scented
candles and the scented logs before. I remember the place I lived at before I moved into my place now was literally behind a pie shop
Oh, yeah, and oh my god, you know the worst days
Saturday mornings the smell coming from that place. I was just kind of I can't resist it like Pippi Lapew floating towards it
On the honest on a cloud. I just feel like they made more pies on a Saturday
Cuz it was just more like potent.
I wonder what the big day is for pies.
Saturday?
Saturday or Monday I reckon.
Sunday.
Sunday.
Sunday surely.
Post like Sunday morning.
I wouldn't mind a pie on a Sunday.
Like a dusty pie.
Can we go get the pies that have the mashed potato on top and they put the little pool
in and they put the gravy in it?
100%. Yeah it's on K Road. Yeah, pie rollers. Yeah. Okay let's go. You mentioned a restaurant
so now you have to take us. Woo! That's the Indian place and the road. Oh shut up Pixie.
You have to dip into your Indian food. Butter chicken pie. Okay we gotta go, see you later.
Bye. Bye. Bye. I'm having a party
A party for two
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