ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 21st November 2024

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

Australia might be trying to claim another Kiwi musician and Producer Ella has a cooking disaster story to share. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Free and clean. Free and clean. Free and clean. Free and clean. It's been six crazy years of fucking free andeclampsia I heard something.

Oh yeah! Shout out to our girl Kaylee Bell who was at the Arias last time. Hello? From Australia? Yeah! She won anything? Um, I haven't looked. How's she at the Arias?

She's a New Zealander. Yeah, but... The Australian Music Awards. Yeah, but she was on the Voice Australia Yeah And they celebrate artists not just Australians Do they? Yeah they have like Best International

Or I think there might be a New Zealand category maybe What's the point of winning Best International Artist At the Australian Music Awards? Hey an award's an award I know But like what's the point of having an international category At a National Music Awards? I don't know.

Just to recognise. Can you acknowledge us? You're the best international artist according to Australia. Is that what it is? Yeah. As voted by the Aussies. As voted by the Aussies. Okay, so is that what she's up for, Kayleigh Bell?

I don't know. Yes. Does someone out there know? Is this a joke? Oh, we've been off this whole time. We've been talking and participating. I forgot to turn you on. I forgot to turn you on. Now you know how his wife feels. Yeah, a little bit.

Other way around, I'm doing the talking and she's ignoring me. No, you said you forgot to turn them on. That was the joke. she's ignoring me. No, you said you forgot to turn them on. Oh. That was the joke. It's a sex joke. Maybe you don't. No, he gets it now.

Given the opportunity, I'd give it a red hot crack. What were you saying? Give it a go. What were you guys saying? It was mostly both of you. If it was so important, what was it? I have a story to tell, but finish your Kayleigh Bell chat. Here we go.

So you're not going to round out the Kayleigh Bell thing for us? No, I have nothing to add to that. We love Kayleigh Bell. It says here. And I would love to win an international award at a national ceremony your award the red ep uh kaylee bell's ep the red won an aria gold award making her the first independent female country artist from australasia to win the award australasia there it is the ep features the hit single single Keith, which was a tribute to Keith Urban and spent five weeks at number one on the Australian radio official charts.

Happy for Kayleigh and all of her success. It's just I'm just worried they're going to claim her, that the Aussies are going to claim her. That's what we always do. That's fine. They won't. Oh, we probably will. We do that a lot.

Bree's already claimed it personally Yeah true Yeah she's mine Back off What's your question Ella? No it's a story And you guys are going to love it Because it's a story

That I've done something dumb And you can roast me Okay you've got two minutes Oh okay Well no because that thing's going to play And then we're going to have to answer the phones Okay so last night So context

Ryan Partner He always cooks food. And it was my turn, and I was like, I can do this. And I get distracted. I pour too much oil in the pan. Too much. So I'm like, oh, it's too much oil.

I will put the spices in first so that it becomes like a spicy, oily sauce kind of thing. It'll burn. I put too much chili in the oil. Instantly, Ryan's like, what the frick? Puts water on the pan. Instant oxygen full of chilli. You know the steam?

Yeah, yeah. Chilli steam. Oh, yeah. It makes you cough. Oh, it killed the whole house. The bedrooms, the toilet, the lounge reeked of chilli. We couldn't breathe. We had to evacuate.

How much chilli did you put in? I went like this. Are we talking chilli flakes or cayenne pepper? No, chilli flakes. Chilli flakes. Oh, my God. It was crazy. So who's at fault there?

Is it Ella for putting too much chilli in, or is it Ryan for dispersing the chilli via adding the water and turning it into a steam? It was already steaming up because the spices were burning. It was like on fire. Yeah, spices burn real quick in hot oil. I've done that once where it was my first attempt at making a curry and I did the same where I put too much spice in,

but then suddenly it was just in the air and you just take one little like, and you're like, I can't breathe. So Ella's the same as me. We're the non-cooking partner in the relationship. Where do people like us go to become good at cooking? We need a class. Because otherwise, if we just force our way in and go, no, I'm going to do some cooking and you've got to let me until I get better,

you're forcing someone who is good at cooking and is accustomed to eating good food to suffer through your shit cooking in the meantime. Sounds like an excuse to me. Just cook together. Yeah, why don't you? You should. Why? You've got to be the meantime. Sounds like an excuse to me. Just cook together. Yeah, why don't you? You should cook together. You don't ever cook together. No.

Why don't I love cooking together? It's one of our favourite things to do. Maybe it's because she's chill. No, see, that's the wrong attitude. You should commit one day a week, whenever that is, maybe it's on a weekend, that you cook a meal together. No, no, no, no, no.

You're looking at it wrong. I knew you were going to say that. That's not how it is. Why? I would, but I suck. I suck. And you're going to suck until you commit to actually getting better. And back to my point, in the meantime,

my family has to suffer through shit dinners in the meantime. No, but that's why you do it together. Like a penance. That's why you do it together. Like a penance. That's why you do it together. You cook one meal a week. One. Out of all the meals in a week you cook one together. It's actually a nice thing.

I think it's my wife's idea of hell on earth to have to cook with me in the kitchen. Yeah, but she needs to come to the table. I think. Because what if she breaks her arm? Well, that's a good point. You know, what if she has an operation and you need to step up

and you're going to be ground zero, have no experience? You can have sausages on the barbecue every night, can't you? And air fryer chops. What if she breaks her arm and she's in a cast for two months? Sausages on the barbecue we could do. Chicken nibbles on the barbecue. Those marinated chicken nibbles. Chicken skewers on the barbecue.

You know what? Chips in the air fryer. Wedges in the air fryer. You should learn to cook the basics. You should learn to cook. Here's a different idea. How about you commit to learning to cook five different things really well? That's all you have to commit to.

Learn five recipes and you can do like basic stuff, not even hard stuff, like a good bolognese. Oh, yeah. You know, that could good bolognese. Oh, yeah. You know, that could be in your repertoire. A good stir fry. That could be something else. Yeah. And what else?

What's something else that you would like to know how to cook? A bacon and egg pie. Bacon and egg pie. I reckon I can do a good bacon and egg pie. Okay, perfect. Bacon and egg pie. Yeah. And then two other things. And you go, right, these are my five go-tos that I'm actually going to learn how to cook.

That's not a bad idea. And then you can just whip them out whenever. Yeah. Okay. Because it takes it from being an impossible task of learning how to cook in general. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To I just need to learn how to cook these five things. Or it's the dead, dead dinner night.

You're like, what? Takeaways. Fish and chips, anyone? You could do it if you wanted to. You could. You don't enjoy it? No, I don't enjoy cooking, no. I find it incredibly stressful.

I love it. It gets me into a right flap. I think that's part of what Lucy hates about it too, is dealing with me in that state. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should do that. You should go take secret lessons, learn how to cook five different things,

and then one night just be like, babe, relax. She'll be like, where the fuck are you? I'll cook dinner tonight. Three nights a week. Where are you? What are you doing? And why do you smell like other people are cooking? And why are you coming home and you're never hungry?

They're like, nothing to worry about. I'm having an affair. Don't worry, it's nothing bad. I'm just having an affair. Trying to hide it. Put lipstick and perfume on myself to hide the fact that I'm having cooking lessons. Bye. See you tomorrow. Bye. Bree and Clint.

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