ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 21st November 2025

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

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Party your ass off Drink it, smoke it Party your ass off Drink it, smoke it, party your ass off What up, bitches, welcome to the Bray and Clint After Party, it's the party after the party And the party is the podcast And then we record this after that podcast

So this is the After Party podcast You know what I mean? I'm so glad you explained Yeah, thanks My wife accused me of mansplaining this morning Yeah, you do that a lot You never Do you even know what mansplaining is?

You go on explain Man's playing to me, bitch I'm setting myself up for a joke there And Anyway she did She she I'm shocked at that Because she's just joined the gym

And I said to Did you explain what a gym is to her? No I said to her Because she was talking to me About classes she's doing at the gym And they sound great Same gym as you, different gym No she's going to Les Mills

And she said I'm going to do this class and this class and I said to her Now I hear it coming out of my mouth I'm like I said yeah You just need to make sure you do one class a week Where you really sweat okay What the fuck that's what you do at the gym

And she goes well no because she was talking about how It wasn't that hard And I said you need to get in there and do one where you really sweat Just once a week And she goes Yeah I know No shit show Don't mansplain the gym to me

Did you feel better after that? And then the four-year-old, Maggie said to her, Mommy, you should go and lift some weights. See, that's good advice. Don't make you blame the gym to me. She goes, thanks, Meg, great idea. And I said, oh, so she can do it. Yeah, because you know that it's coming from a good place,

the innocence of a four-year-old. More than that, Lucy goes, she can say it. She's not a man. That's true as well. Facts. Yeah. So she's just explaining what she should do. It's just a, you know, when a woman.

If it doesn't, it's just explaining. Yeah. I've got bigger muscles than that four-year-old. Take my advice. Doubt it. Let's see them then. Doubt it. Prove it.

Where are they? Prove it. I don't see them. No, that's not nice. Sorry, that was a bit rude. So you put her in a mood now. Thanks a lot, Clint. I haven't seen.

I bought Ella in a mood. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm the victim here. No, thanks a lot, Clint. Guys, don't fight. It's weak out. Just don't fight. It's not hot.

No, it's not hot. Guys, just everyone get a lot. long. Why can't we be in our Christmas party? I bought Claudia the best secret Santa prison. Oh God, we've got so many logistics to organise for this Christmas party because Bree's away and then Ella's away and then me and Claudia are not away. Backbones of the show, Claudia.

You and I backbones of the show. Not to call you out, but how do you have so many holidays, Ella? I don't know. Didn't you go on a huge honeymoon this year? Yeah. Which is crazy because I went on a trip last year and I'm still in dead. Yeah. Claudia's trip, although, remember about Claudia went to Europe.

it for like six weeks or something? Yeah. I went to America for four weeks. Four weeks. Yeah, it was four weeks. She's still paying it off. That was last July. Last year.

But did you take a Christmas holiday? I think I took two or three weeks in Christmas. Oh, that'll be it. Yeah, but like everyone did. And so Ellie, you took six weeks. No, five weeks. Five weeks. Paid or unpaid?

I asked for unpaid every single time. And it's just like, nah, go on the red. That's fine. Yeah, they do that to me too. All right. Right. So, yeah, I mean, I'm technically taking just a week, I guess. Oh, no. No, it'd be, it'd be. I don't look at mine. Whatever.

Wait, where are you going, kid? London. For how long? Three weeks. Three weeks. 13th to the second. Well, right around on my school. Unless you're a family member, then she's not doing that.

Unless what? Unless you're related to Ella or Ryan in any way, shape or form. They're not doing that. Because it's a surprise. But it's fine. They're not listening. I thought you meant because you only want them to know that you're there for one week so you don't have to hang out with them the whole time. Yeah, smart.

Oh, guys, we're only here for a weekend. Crazy. Do you guys do that thing when you go to a foreign country where you don't post about it until you're just about to leave the country in case anybody that you know lives in that country? And they're like, oh my God, we have to catch up. And you're like, I haven't put any time in the schedule to catch up with you. I've never done that.

Nah, I don't think that much. I might do that. I don't either until I post it. And then I go, fuck, that's why I don't post these things. I love seeing people overseas. It's so fun. It's crazy because you don't want to see anyone here in New Zealand. I know, everyone cool moved overseas.

That's a great point. Why aren't you overseas? Second zinger from Ella today. Thank you. Thanks, Ella. What was the first one again? Oh, yeah. We can't repeat that.

Oh, yeah, that was a good one. What was it? It was the accent one. Oh, yes, that was good. Yeah, that was good. Sorry. Ella slowly Learning, yeah

Slowly getting good at the old bans Learning from the best baby Getting good at the old bans she is Who's your favourite Producers that you've had She's really pushing the boat out I'd have to say I know, I can't do that easy

Ben I'm Chang I was going to say Rachel Yeah Chang was our producer No way Oh Rachel's Rachel's awesome

I met Rachel's just great Rachel's great What about Claude Yeah what about me She'd be great Drew's out Drew's out Well you guys can't be included

Until like Yeah I'll prove myself I just need more time Hey Clint Man explain to them how they can prove themselves Yeah tell me how to do my job So here's the thing about Here's the thing about

Impressing Breer and I We don't know what we've got Until it's gone So you actually need to leave And then you get shit ones Yeah, then we might get shit ones And if we get shit ones, we'll really miss you Yeah

That's the key We really miss Ben That's a joke, guys What I'm doing there I'm just man explaining that to you That was a joke I'm grateful for the support we have on this show Can you explain to us

I'm surrounded by Wahini Toa Thanks, Kiota That was the most You just said that with Post Puckie ha Wahmed Toa Wahenitawa

Yes and I mean it Yeah you are surrounded by girls everywhere At home and at work Girls, girls Not just girls Wahini Toa Oh sorry my bad Yeah Wahini

Wahini Tawa Wahini Tawa Wahini Tawa Yeah For our foreign listeners That means woman That is no it doesn't mean No it doesn't

It means strong woman Oh I like that Okay. Thank you. Oh my God. You're a Wahini Toa and you don't even know her. Nice. Wahini, Toa, I barely know her.

Toa? It's barely Noah. The fuck is this podcast. I don't know. It's pretty good. We need to get out of here. Bree's been working for about 45 days straight. I realize tomorrow it will be, tomorrow is a month straight.

Yeah. That's fucked. How are you here? It's my first day off. tomorrow in a month Yes So she needs that And she needs to go and do it now

I think everybody gets used to it You say that I reckon you got your second wind At the moment Oh that's probably true You're about ready to crash Yeah that's true You know you got that finish line

adrenaline in you at the moment Yeah but you can feel and taste it And you're like it's not that fucking bad It's not that bad In that minute Going to catch some of these I watched an Instagram reel The other day from a guy

Who spent four months on a Navy submarine didn't see sun for four months 180 days I get so depressed So six months Sorry six months I don't know if I could survive

He said they go insane That's awful He said you work in There's no day There's no night You work in six hours on six hours off Oh that's yuck

There's no weekends Because what are you going to do For a weekend Go to the They don't have like Go to the beach They don't have a common area Yeah

They go to common area That's for your six hours off Wow What about sleep? They sleep in bug beds. They said you are never alone, ever, ever, you're never alone. And it's never silent because there's always something making noise on a submarine. Your skin goes completely, like, translucently pale.

I actually think, I don't, I could not hack it. I thought about, not the claustrophobia of it, but if you have a mentee be and you go, I've got to get off this ship, I've got to get off this ship. You can't. It's the military. They're not just going to surface for you and be like, oh, Jeff needs to go home. What are they doing down there for six months? That's what I wondered, too.

What are you doing? What if there's a medical emergency? Yeah, they have protocol, but there'll be a doctor on board. Yeah. Far out. No, thanks. That makes me depressed even just thinking about it. He did it when he was 18.

Oh. It would traumatize. Right, go to New Year's. I look back at stuff I did when I was younger and think, how did I do that? You know, whereas these days I'm like, there is no way I would live in a sharehouse with six other girls and it was damp. Was that your submarine?

No, but do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Like, I've had heaps of moments where I'll like listen to like young people talking about like, oh, it's me and eight other people and we're living in this house. And we love it. And there's one bathroom and you're like. And we love it. And no one cooks.

And no one takes out the rubbish. Yeah. And I'm just kind of like, we all did that at some point. Oh, yeah. I could not do that again. Anyway, my submarine's here. So see you guys later. Woo!

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