ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 21st September 2023

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

Ever been into a store and realised pretty quick that this is just NOT the store for you? That was Clint's morning...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody. Welcome to Bree and Clint's After Party. I had an experience today that I feel like everybody would have had over some stage of their life. We are repairing slash renovating part of our house at the moment because of the floods. Part of our house doesn't have a roof at the moment.

There's no roof. If you look up, you can see outside at our house at the moment. It's got a tent over it, but that's all getting done. With that, we're going to get some new lights to replace some shitty old lights, and I was trying to find some nice lights. It's actually hard to find interesting lights

if you want to put them in, but I walked past this store in Ponsonby today and I was like, oh, literally I can see some in the window. Those are nice lights. And I went in there and I was looking at them and I was talking to the lady about them and I'm like, oh, those are cool. Yeah, those would go well in our house. That's nice.

I said, out of interest, how much are those lights? And she goes, $9.90. Oh, $9.90, pretty cheap. That is where my brain went first. Nah, my brain wouldn't have went there. I mean, if you're in Ponsonby, you should have known. And it was a collection of three lights. And I said, oh, for all three?

And she goes, oh, no, it's $9.90. Oh, my God. It's $9.90 per light. Lights are so expensive. Anyone who's renovated or done stuff knows that lights are real bloody X-y. We need eight. Yeah, well, you can't get those. So I did that thing where you go, inside you're going, what?

But on the outside you go, oh, yep, that sounds about right. I might go think about it and I'll come back and. Let me go and talk to my wife. Can I just get your card? Can I just get some more information? Have you ever, as a man with a wife, Let me go and talk to my wife. Can I just get your card? Can I just get some more information? Have you ever, as a man with a wife, have you ever said this line? Because I feel like this is a new ick unlocked.

Chick with the boss. I'm just going to go chick with the boss. I mean, it's an ick, but then I also don't mind it depending on who says it like if it's an older couple I feel like it's cute and it's the way they say it yeah but I can also see how it's a bit condescending like yeah exactly but if it's cute if it's like they're an older couple

and he's like oh I'm just going to go check with the boss and he like truly means it I haven't said that yeah no I haven't said that because your wife would kick you in the ballsack Yeah but if she's listening Babe you are the boss I don't say it

Because she told me not to say it And she's the boss So what did you say to the shop lady So I just like awkwardly shuffled out I was like Oh yeah cool thanks She probably knew though I literally said

Can I get a card And Got a card Left I'm going to go on the website I don said can I get a card Got a card Left I'm going to go on the website I don't think I can afford anything in this shop Would they have a sale? It doesn't seem like the kind of shop that would have a sale

Let me see the card I'm not saying the name of the shop I just want to google No they get free bloody They don't need it if they're selling lights for $990. They don't need free advertising. Anyway, someone told me the hack is if you are renovating and you want cool lights to go on AliExpress

and just get knock-off ones. I mean, is there a risk that they'll burn your house down? Maybe. Maybe. Surely it'll be the bulb that's the risk. Yeah, well, the wiring. I do that when I want designer clothes, but I don't want to pay the outrageous prices prices what is it dh gate dh gate i've bought a few things from there but correct

me if i'm wrong because i haven't used it you can't go if there's like a gucci hoodie that you want you can't go on there and type in gucci hoodie yeah oh you can you can oh you just need to remember uh that when you go on, when they display photos of the item, they can't put everything in the photo. Right. So like there might be a G and then nothing else, but when you receive it. It's Gucci, baby.

It's all there. Yeah. But they can't like advertise that it's, you know. Oh, my God. What a hack. Okay. I need to get into that. The best one, I reckon.

What do they call them? Dupes. Dupes, yeah. The best ones are sunglasses, especially for like festival season or like the races or something. Oh, what a good idea. And it looks so like a lot of,

I'll buy like designer looking sunglasses, but I'm not afraid to lose them because they're like 30 bucks. I reckon there's a weird psychological thing where if you actually spend money on expensive sunglasses, you're less afraid to lose them because they're like 30 bucks. I reckon there's a weird psychological thing where if you actually spend money on expensive sunglasses, you're less likely to lose them. I'm pretty good. Like, I hardly ever lose my sunglasses.

I do. Only the cheap ones, though. Because in your mind, there's some subconscious thing that goes, these are not that important. Don't worry about them. Yeah, of course. I reckon. I treated myself to nice sunglasses once in my life.

Was that when I was with you at the airport? No. Oh, no. They were pretty nice. Oh, no, no, no. It was a different time. I'd only ever bought like $30 pairs and looked after them perfectly. I wore them until they died.

You're a gas station sunglasses person, eh? And then I bought a pair of Ray-Bans, like nice ones. Expensive. And I put them on top of my head, looked down, and they fell onto the concrete and smashed. They smashed? Yeah, the glass smashed. But you had glass sunglasses? Yeah.

Wow. Aren't they all glass? No, they're plastic. They got a big crack through the, like, just to the left of my eyes. So I can still see. The actual glass part is glass. I thought it was plastic. It's cool.

Of course it's glass. You're going to drop yours now. I've been wearing glasses for very long, so I don't know much about glasses. Haven't you had sunglasses your whole life? Yes, but I thought they were plastic. Claudia. Keep him honest, Claude.

Keep him honest. Back him into a corner. Yes, I don't recommend throwing them on the ground. I hate scratching my sunglasses. Shit, that annoys me. So just right where your eyes are. Right through the middle. Yeah, always right where your eye is, right through the middle. Yeah, always right on the eye line.

Always. Well, if there are any lighting or sunglass bootleggers listening to the Brian Clint podcast, slide in the DMs. Yeah, absolutely. We welcome it. Looking to save some cash. Plastic only though. Yeah, but obviously before I make a decision, I have to check with the boss.

She's going to say no. I dare you, I dare you for $100 to call your wife, like on this podcast intro, and end it with, hello, boss. Or like, no, when she answers, go, g'day, boss. No, she'll be more mad at me putting her on the podcast than me doing that gag. So not worth the $100, unfortunately. $150.

$100 bucks. $150. I'll take $100 and give her a call. Hey! Lord. Wait, you said you'd give me $50 for learning that TikTok dance. Oh yeah, you did.

No, I said if you and Claude did it. No. Also, where's the dance? Release the dance. Oh yeah, you do. No, I said if you and Claude did it. No. Also, where's the dance? Release the dance. I want to do one more. One more practice. We've been pretty slack, haven't we? We haven't practiced for like you know, a whole week now.

We're doing the Doja Cat dance. I reckon people will find us too attractive if we release it. I think so. I think beating people up on the stick if we release it. I think so. Like, I think... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, I just think sex sells and we're just uber sexy and, you know... Tomorrow, I'm going to really try be hot.

Like, I'm going to try do it hot. No, don't. You can't say that. But I just, like, that train girl at the moment is going viral. I'm going to channel... Oh, we should do that trend. I'll bring in a fan. Oh, me?

A fan. I could have done that because I was just in London. Oh, yeah. Actually, I was saying you could do it on the bus and you were like, but there's no wind on the bus. There's no wind. Some of them had the AC now. The AC.

You're going to be on your fan anyway. How fucking sad. How sad. Me on the bus and the AC is like just kind of blowing my hair. That would be so funny. I guess it would kind of match, you know, my sex appeal. No, you've got sex appeal. You'd just be like a bit like.

And like we talked about before, you're like bootleg hot. Yeah. Yeah. I know I'm bootleg hot. What is bootleg hot? Bootleg is like. Someone on my Instagram said that I look like Bella Hadid when she's not wearing makeup.

Actually, I haven't Googled it. Oh, I saw that. That is such a good backhanded compliment. Yeah, is it? That's nice. We don't know what she looks like. Because on one hand, Bella Hadid, but then on the other hand... What, are you saying that she doesn't look good without makeup?

I don't know. I'm bugging out of this conversation. Yeah, you poked her. I don't know. I need to look. Hold on, wait. I'll tell you my opinion i'll google her too i assume she'd look amazing because she's a fucking supermodel oh i can't oh she's so pretty wow she's pretty can you can you see what that her and i look the same yeah you're like twins. You're lying. I get the gag now. No, I think it's also because you have dark hair and light eyes.

Yeah, she has beautiful eyes. Yeah, we were talking with Cam Mansell about how beautiful your eyes are. Oh. Yeah. God. All right, it's turning into a real circle joke now. We're going to love you. Oh, I like how it wraps it up.

Yeah, what? No, I don't want to wrap it up yet. No, I don't want to wrap it up. Do you want to see what she looks like without makeup yeah yeah yeah she's stunning

go on yeah that's a nice picture of you when are you going to show me Bella Hadid yeah yeah yeah

fat fat fat fat fat fat fat no fam no fam no that was the circle jerking no fam no it was circle jerking

oh right yeah No, that was the circle jerking. No, it was circle jerking. Oh, right. Yeah.