ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 22nd August 2025

Episode Date: August 22, 2025

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Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. I played that as the intro to yesterday's after party, and I know there's some, like, patterns-driven people that that will totally fuck off. They'll be like, oh, he played the same one, twice in a row, that's so frustrating. He always, he always favours certain ones. And can I say, there's no thought process that goes into the selection of those. It's just whatever. It's because Claudia won't make any new ones because she keeps forgetting.

Yep, she does. Yeah, come on, Claude. Honestly, every day we've come around to filming this and I'm like, I reckon it's worse than Claudia forgetting. I reckon she remembers and still doesn't do it. No, we actually want to do it. Well, I remember too late. And that's why she's such, that's a power move.

It's intentional. It's a power move from Claudia. I make my own rules, okay? She's too busy running around after you too. Say yes to anything, you ask. Yeah. Running around after me. Do you want $50?

Yes, please, yeah. I'll do anything. That didn't last long. I'll go you, I'll snooch for $50. On the lips. I'll give you one for free. Oh, one day I'll kiss you, hey, you bought me a drink for it.

It was dull. Hey, guess what? Actually, Bree, you're away when this happened. I caroned and I complained about something. Oh, this is right. What did you complain about? Fucking get this. I finally.

Tell her why you complained. So, I bought a chocolate bar. It was a little treaty for myself, a little chocolate bar. It was supposed to have a, a filling, like, it was a full-size block, it was supposed to have a filling, but it was like 90% chocolate and 10% filling. Is this the Dubai chocolate?

No, no. It wasn't. It was clearly not supposed to be like that, like it was a manufacturing error. So I went to the website of the parent company and filled in the form and did a complain. And have you heard that? Not specifically because the chocolate was bad or off or broken. There just

wasn't quite the quantity of filling that Claudia would have expected. And I saw the opportunity. And when we say not quite the amount, like, let's say the amount, it was meant to be like 70-30. What was it? I reckon it was supposed to be 30 chocolate 70 filling. Like it was supposed to be...

No. At least 50-50 then. Yeah. And what was it? I'd say it was 10% filling. So it was 90-10. It was pitiful. The chocolate was really thick. Like, it was still delicious, but I was like, this is the manufacturing things, I'll be interested to know. And also, maybe I'll get something for free. Can you tell me

what chocolate it was? Without the mics on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um... Oh. Yeah. It's supposed to be like a hazelnut filling. Okay. Yeah. Interesting.

So they emailed me back and they said, hey, can we get a bit extra information? And for your troubles, we'll send you a voucher. Yay. How much? And they said to put towards your next purchase. It sounded like she's going to get a 50% off voucher for a fucking $5 block of chocolate. Well, they finally have a result. Something arrived in the mail.

How much how much? How much? $10. Hooray! That's a win. Yay! That was 100% worth your time. $10 in cash or $10 voucher?

It's a $10 voucher for anything under that umbrella company. You know what's going to happen? You're going to take it up to the counter at the supermarket. You're going to pull out your $10 voucher and the clerk's going to go, what? Oh, I don't know about this. The dump TF is that. Let me bring my manager over.

The manager's going to come over and go, where did you get this? And they'll go, oh, I complain to the parent-cour. me and they'll go oh um i have to call someone how embarrassing you then have to be like oh complying i was thinking i might have to ask before i gather my items in case i have to like leave them there because i'm not going to pay for them you're so embarrassing but i did say the minimum i'd be happy for was she'll do it 10 dollars so sounds like a lot of work so chuck what's on me guys you told the people that you were complaining to that you'd be happy with 10 To you guys.

I said the minimum I'd be happy with, 10 bucks. Because it feels like I wasted their time to send me a $5 voucher. They should have just sent you some blocks. I would have loved that. That would have been the dream. Yeah. The other chocolate company would have done that. Because I reckon they've worked it out, the likelihood that someone is to go and use the voucher.

And I reckon there's probably of the vouchers they get sent out. I reckon probably 20% of them get redeemed. Well, they've never met Claudia. And I know for a fact. There's not a voucher I want to use. Because of principle. and she loves free ship she will use that voucher

every last cent The people who are willing to complain and follow through with a follow-up process I probably highly likely to use the voucher actually Out of spite Yeah that's true I'd just send two emails for this guys I worked really hard

You could probably could have earned that $10 in that time It probably is the per hour cost that it took I had to write all the barcodes in and everything It is It is nice when you feel like you've won, though. Yeah. There's no greater feeling. But I did do it purely knowing that I might get something out of it.

But like the thing is, right, is that is a very minimal, minuscule thing to complain about. God, isn't it crazy, there's nothing I love more these days that if I have something really good to complain about. When you know you're right. Like something really good. And you're standing on business in the words of Justin Bieber. God, that's a good time, isn't it? And you know you're right? Yeah.

And you know you're going to win? Yep. Yeah. That is the best feeling. And you get excited. So I'm roaming because I'm packing up. Where are you? Because I'm going somewhere, guys.

Oh, where are you going? I have a dinner I have to go to actually as well. I'm going to. I'm going to friend of the show, Brody Kane and former staff member, Caitlin Marrett and their podcast host, Gracie. What's Gracie's? last name these days. Hitchcock, their live podcast show. My brain said Hitchcock before you said it, so it must be Hitchcock. I'm always thinking about Hitchcock. Don't lie, Claudia. You're thinking

about carabiners most of the time. Shut the front door. And tacos. She's thinking of, here's the chick from Tomb Raider. Lara Croft. Hey, Claudia, what does it do to you when I say Lara Croft? I think of her pointy Pointy boots. She's like, unraid her tomb. Oh. Lara Croft in a vest. She doesn't wear vests.

Lara Croft. Lara Croft, not in a vest. No. Lara Croft goes rock climbing and has to use a heap of carabiners. Oh, we're talking about a freaking. It was my favourite childhood game. It's creepy. We know.

It's weird. I wonder why. I wonder why. You guys can carry on, but I'm going to leave and I'm also going to play the leaving music. Is this game fun? Five. No. Six, five, six.

We can still talk ours in this place. I'll just cut this bit out. We will not be silent by. We will not. I literally didn't. I said keep talking. We don't need your permission. Yeah, we don't need your fucking permission.

We can do what we want. Fuck Clint. Well, that took a turn. Sorry. He didn't hear that part. So what do we talk about now? Yeah, I don't know. Is he still listening or do we get to say how we really feel?

The ship falls apart when he's not driving it, I must say. I'll say Yeah, it does a bit Yeah, you're probably right Have you ever felt any nice feelings toward Clint In terms of like attractiveness Do you think he's hot? Have you ever ever felt just a sliver?

I can honestly look at you in the eye And say Not one I avoided eye contact So you didn't mean it Like what if he's talking to you And there's some eye contact there even less

I'm proud to say I agree oh yeah same me too no Claudia is not me too Claudia's attracted to everyone on this show I feel like she would she would have a go with anyone I'd have a home with anyone

if it was up for grab she'd be like all right we can cut this bit out you're a good looking group of people okay have you I'll take it I'll take it have you talking about Rotorua no

oh my fun see ya He didn't hurt all of that, by the way. I assume you're talking about me, but I don't know. No, we're not. No. We definitely were. What happened in Rotarro?

So, Rotarua, there's the first trip that you, me and Clint ever did when I first started this job. Did I tell you that I had a crush on both of you? No. Who more so? Oh, no, it was... He's not here. You have to say me.

You. Yes. Yeah, you, you. 60-40. No one ever has a crush on me. So it was the first thing I'd ever done with you guys. I barely knew you. you're both so beautiful and so tall and so confident and we were walking down the street in

Rotarua and you're both just taking charge and I was like walking in between you and I was just like this is fucking incredible I love this story I'm like this is the best job I've ever had in my whole life and she comes back and tells me this and I'm like really I was like oh my god Alie you'll never guess free yes really I've been so many people talk about Clint in like a gushy way he's handsome really they obviously don't know him They haven't been yelled at my. They don't know his personality. No, I'm just kidding.

We love it. But you know what I mean? Like when you really truly know someone, like you... That's why I don't have a crush on you anymore. Exactly. Exactly. Like, do you know what I mean? Yes.

Like, I'm not saying that in a bad way, like someone's got a shit personality. I'm saying it in a way where it goes beyond just the looks of someone. Yeah, for sure. And because when you really get to know someone and become friends with someone, that goes away. It does. I think I'm good at not having crushes on friends as well. Me too. Yeah.

Me too. It hasn't happened to me. Oh no. That's not true. What? Oh, you have to say it now. That's show rules. No, but this is, yeah, but this is so interesting though is one of my, so this is, I would

have been young. I would have been like 20, 20, and me, this was one of my first real girlfriends. So her and I had been friends for like maybe three years. Are you gay? No, I'm not. I'm bisexual. Same, sis. God.

If people want to put a label on it, but I just never. I thought you were straight. Sometimes. I could be whatever I want to be. Yeah, that's true. Anyway, so her and I were really, like really good friends for three years. And I never, ever saw her like that at all. Like, I'm telling you, not one feeling.

Same with Clint. not like we were just talking about before not one feeling like that at all and so for like three years and then we at a party after a really big night out so it was an after party similar to what we're on now this kind of after party and then someone dared us no to kiss yes that's how it starts as like a funny funny or whatever because we were playing truth or dare and everyone was doing different dares and truths and whatever anyway we kissed and sparks full of well I feel like at the time I was like oh that was a really good kiss but at the time because I'd just seen her so much as a friend I was still like that's my friend but then like a month later I hadn't seen her for a month and then a month later I was at a nightclub she was there oh my god and I felt this awkward energy I was like why is it awkward and then like from her side and then she was like hey Can I talk?

She was real awkward and that's not her at all. Wow. And she's like, can I talk to you? And I was like, yeah? And she's like, oh, I just wanted to let you know. I'm getting awkward now because it was so awkward at the time. You know when we kissed that time at the party? I think I felt stuff.

And I was like, whoa. Oh my God. I was like, whoa. And I freaked out because I was like, that's my friend. Like, what the fuck? Blah, la. anyway completely didn't talk to it for like two weeks and then we ended up dating for like five years oh my gosh fuzzy so in the two weeks you're probably sitting with it going would I well I was just

trying I think I was just trying to like because like we were talking about before like my friends and my friends yeah it's a big change you know yeah and I'm also like we've talked about on the show I'm not I'm quite rarely attracted to people in that way like it's quite rare for me so like when I am I'm kind of like oh this is exciting um and it's weird going from looking at someone as a friend to yeah yeah yeah yeah how exciting though it was yeah once you figure it out once you figure out yeah oh that's really cute yeah I assume that everyone has a crush on me though by the way do you I assume no one has ever had a crush on me ever I go both ends of the self-esteem spectrum where I'm like have cripplingly low self-esteem but I also

assume that everyone's in love with me like yeah right at the same time right all the time interesting i assume you're both in love with me we are clearly um ella definitely i've thought about it but i think friends no you're in love yeah no not me i'm in love yeah oh yeah ella ships us i ship you too yeah yeah yeah okay good yeah i ship both of you god forbid anything happened brey we love sophia but like i want a mixed in line i mean you know i want there to be a show romance we had a moment at at Ella's wedding, so we danced together. Oh, that was very cute from us. It was very cute.

I felt things. Me too. Yeah, that's cute. But I just want some like, some workplace relationship drama, you know, where everyone kind of hears about it. You say that, but it can turn real bad. It needs to be with someone who's not in the circle, though, so that when it inevitably goes wrong, there's distance.

And it's consequences for everyone involved. Like, if me and Bree had a thing and it didn't go well. Well, it would literally end my career because I could not work on this show and then... And what, you would... And no one refused to work on any other show? No one else would have me.

Ruin radio. They'd be like, don't hire Claudia, she dates all the announcers. I've burnt too many bridges and I've dated too many announcers. No, not at all. What other announcers that'd be dated? All of them. In your mind.

In your mind, they all have a crush on you. They're all in love with me. They're all in love. Who would Clint go for out of us three? I don't... Claudia, probably Claudia. Yeah. And Ella would also go for me.

I'm a child. No, I'd go, oh. I think we'd duke it out for Ella's love. Yeah, I don't know. We'd fight for her, she wouldn't fight for us. I'm trying to think, like, take it out of work, sitting, like, at a cafe date spot. Mm-hmm. Brie, you give me butterflies because your eye contact is great.

Mine's terrible. I'll take it. Yeah, you give awkward shifts sometimes. But I think once I crack your walls, both stare you in the eyes right now. It'd be freaking fun with Claudia. Same with you. It's a hard choice Thruple

Okay Should we both for content Take Ella on a date Should we read Ella? And then she decides who gets a second date Hypothetically Yeah yeah Okay

Free food sure Oh I haven't taken anyone on a date in ages Yeah bring your A game I need practice so this is perfect Oh yeah There you go I used to set up the cutest dates Oh

Look out Claudia Is where I shine Yeah You guys get to pick where to go. I'm taking you to paint pottery. Oh, okay. And eat vegan cheese. Oh, we can go to the vegan cheese market. Oh, damn it.

No! No! No. I actually don't like moving too much. I'm going to borrow my friend's ute and set up a big mattress in the back and then put like a big projector at the top of the yut and then play your favorite movie. I'm going to take you to see puppies. I'm going to have puppies in the youth. That's animal use. And maybe kittens. Prewins. That I've, that I'm currently looking.

for a new home for them. I'm going to kiss you so hard that you're going to see stars. Whoa. Anyway, should I wrap us up? Yeah, I think so. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. It's your T, T, T, Hottio, you can take me hard to go. I'm going to give you $10,000 in cash.

Oh, she wins. I'm out. Is it raining? Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insa. Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.