ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 22nd January 2025

Episode Date: January 22, 2025

Producer Ella might have a special guest at her wedding, Jerry Seinfeld turned down $25m, and Bree had a realisation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8 H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hard to go Ella, I finished Colin from Accounts last night. Hey! Such a great show.

Have you watched it yet, Brie? Yeah, finished. Oh, my mic. Oh, no, that's my headphones. They're broken. Yeah, finished it. I haven't. What?

I only told you about it a couple of weeks ago. No, at the end of last year. She had all summer to do it. And I've had four weeks off. It's only two seasons. When I told you about it last year, I think I'd just watched the first episode of season two. And then I finished it last night. And you've watched all of it?

Finished. Anyway, it's great, eh? It's good. Don't spoil it, but did you love the hat scene? I've never laughed so much. They're in there. There's so many funny ones. In the restaurant?

In the restaurant. Oh, that woman drives me insane. So funny. Guys, watch it. Oh, that finale is so many funny girls. In the restaurant? In the restaurant. Oh, that woman drives me insane. So funny. Guys, watch it. Oh, that finale is so uncomfortable to me. Oh, I didn't see it. You haven't seen the last episode? I haven't finished it yet.

Oh, okay. I got a bit like. You're close. You're very close. Dang, I think I got to it first, guys. Did you? I've never got to a TV show first. He is fantastic.

She's brilliant. So good. I've got such a crush on her. And fun fact that you guys probably already know, those two are married in real life. I told you that. Yeah, I think we did talk about that too. I told you that.

What? I told him that fun fact and he goes, oh, really? Oh, no. My fact now. No, he came up with that fact. Yeah, I invented that fact. I married them. I heard him.

He was the celebrant. I saw this post just before about this car that Jerry Seinfeld owns. Do you know that Jerry Seinfeld is a big car guy? Yes. Huge. Mainly Porsche. Correct. Well done. How do you know that?

I don't know. I just know a lot of random shit about random shit. This is why I think we need to go to quiz night. I'm a random shit guy too. Perfect. I'm too guy. You're a random shit guy? I'm a random shit guy, yeah.

Sorry about that. Jerry Seinfeld turned down $25 million for one of his Porsches. Huh? Shit. Because he likes it. Because it's an incredibly rare Porsche. It's like one of one. No, it's a one of 65. But I think the. It's like one of one. No, it's a one of 65.

But I think the particular model is a one of one. Like with all the stuff that's in it and the stuff that is original in the car. Even then, $25 million. Anyway, I saw someone in the comments, which is such good perspective, and it goes for millionaires and regular folk too, because you could just change the numbers um they said i'm pretty sure jerry seinfeld has more than 125 million dollars but he only has one of those porsches yeah you can apply that to oh do you guys want to hear a fun story it's insane to turn down 25 speaking of crazy cars and all that jazz, when I was on the sunny coast,

my rich uncle was like, oh, you guys, because we were staying at Majimba, which is one beach, which is kind of near Coolum, and they were just up the road from us because they have a house there, and he goes, oh, you should come over and say hello. Anyway, so we went over to visit my uncle's house. I've never really been there since the house has been finished. The house has a car lift. Oh, yeah, I've seen this. It has a lift for people and then it has a car lift where the cars are displayed in the living room.

He likes to display the car, yeah. In the living room. In the living room. Anyway, there was- He doesn't listen to this, eh? I don't think so. It's so bogan. Having your car on display in your living room is ultimate bogan. Not when it's the Ferrari that was on display.

Poor. Like, if it was a Holden... It was my Suzuki Swift. Well, it was his wife's Ferrari. He has, like, 12 Ferraris. But my favourite part, he goes, oh. How did you know it was his wife's one with the wheels curbed? Because that comment was fucked up.

Because he said, oh, that's Sharon's Ferrari. I bought it for her birthday. That's how I knew. But anyway, he goes to me. He goes to me, oh, do you it yet. He goes to me Oh, do you guys want to come see my new cinema? And I was like, oh yeah, awesome. Let's go have a look. Anyway,

walk down to the bottom level of this house and it's a commercial size cinema. What the actual? Is he in a mansion? How many seats? When I say commercial size, like as in gold class? Yeah, like a silky odd situation. Seats 40 people.

Wow. Does he have 40 friends? Who knows? I mean, if you're rich, you kind of do have lots of friends. You could find some friends very easily. It was the coolest thing ever. Listen to me. I'm just jealous.

All of these things that I'm saying, I'm just jealous. Yeah. It was so big. I was like, this is literally like a gold-class cinema. Good on him. It was wild. What does he do? Oh, he does a bunch of stuff.

Does he need someone to come watch movies with him? Cranes, doesn't he? Can he tell me what she is to invest in? Probably. Can I borrow some money? Probably. Brock, can he pay for the wedding? I actually need help.

I really do. Yes, I'm sure he would love to pay For a random stranger That he's never met to a wedding Charity work He can go He can have my ticket Yeah hard

We could meet him Oh Mama Di said that She wanted Clint's ticket Oh my gosh would she Would she come She said to me She's like I would absolutely come She goes

And then I was like Oh you should ask her And she goes I would never do that And then put her in the position where she has to invite me. And I was like. So Bree's doing it for her. No, would mum and dad want to come?

I thought I'd mention it. Would mum and dad want to come? No, don't invite her if you don't want to invite her. I want to spend the evening on the dance floor with her. Mum and dad, she's invited. Be prepared to be upstaged at your own wedding though. Well, Bree's already coming, so you know. It would be pretty fun.

My mum literally said that, I swear to God. She goes, I would love to come to Ellisville. And if she came, I'd feel less bad about not going. I have room. I have room. And I'll check for Steve, but I would love mum and I to be there. You check. You check.

Don't lock in. But they really pay for flights. My mum said she would. I can't pay for flights for them. No, my mum said she would fly over here to go to your wedding. Could you imagine? She did. She can get you the vacuum cleaner.

No, you're getting that. Yeah, you're getting the vacuum cleaner. I've done my research. I like the Samsung one. I know you do. I know. Good. Okay, good.

Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. Yes. So, anything else? Pardon me. Is it the cold love Yes. So anything else? Pardon me. Is it the cold love? Yeah. She's brewing on me. God, you know when you have a really, really productive morning?

Nah. Or day? No. And you just feel good about yourself? I do, yes. I had one of those mornings this morning. I had one of those too, yes. And everything just fell into place.

This is the key. What time did you get up? Got up at 5 to 7. Yep. So 6.55. Got up, had a cup of tea, got the dogs up, fed them, let them outside and then I went straight to Pilates. Did an hour at Pilates.

Filled my car up with petrol. Thank you for that. Which I've been meaning to do for the past two days. That's ticking something off. Then I went to the supermarket, got all the stuff for the cob loaf and for dinner tonight, went home, walked the dogs for an hour. Do you supermarket by the meal, not for the week? Sometimes.

Sometimes. Depends how organized we are sometimes like on a weekend we'll buy like three meals oh yeah and then we'll run out and we'll have to go to the supermarket again um i say this like i plan or cook our meals i don't no you don't so neither but i mean we have literally a supermarket a minute from us. Ryan's away at the moment. He's the one that cooks. And I made wraps with, like, beans and rice. And I love mustard.

I put it together. Have you had whole grain mustard? Not a good meal. Yeah, that sounds disgusting. It was really bad. Whole grain mustard. Would you have beans and mustard? Beans and mustard, bad.

Yuck. That's why I don't cook, guys. That's not cooking, bruh. Shit, cooking. That's assembling. So bad. Oh, guys, I have a confession. Yuck. That's why I don't cook, guys. That's not cooking, bro. Shit, cooking. That's assembling. So bad. Oh, guys, I have a confession. Confess.

Well, not a confession. I had a realisation yesterday. Realise. It's a realisation and we don't judge. I had a realisation that my partner... Is hot. We knew that. Well, yeah, everyone knows that.

I think has overtaken me. I feel like we were on par. Oh, in the kitchen. Has overtaken me and is a better cook. I just watch her these days and I'm just in awe. I'm like, shit, she knows what she's doing. Do you feel demasculated? Yeah, a little bit.

Demasculated. Yeah, a little bit. Do you get that question a lot? You know what you've got to do? What? Pick up your game in the bedroom. That's the only thing that's left. Get down on your knees.

I have tried to bring Scrabble into the bedroom, but... Scrabble? How many points did you get? Pick up your game. I spelled out pussy. I'm still shocked that you did that cherry thing with the cherry. Tying the stem. Tying the stem with the cherry.

When did that happen? Last year. I was so impressed by that. Oh, that's right. Yeah. You and Claude did it. What made you think of that? I did it faster.

What made you think of that? We're talking about the bedroom. And then she went. And I think we'll leave it there. I just asked Ryan. Oh, yes. What were you asking him again? If your mum can come to the wedding.

Are you actually asking him? No, no, awkward reveal. No, he's asking, he's not even replying to that chat yet. Oh, he's replied and said no. That's awkward. And now she's, oh, no. Now she's double texting. Come on, reply.

Nah, he's typing. To another drum roll yeah quick it'll be at the end of this drum and go doesn't take long to write yeah sure i'm sorry okay we need another one oh it disappeared it came back oh no, no. No, I got it. I got it. He said, I don't know. What are the numbers looking like? It's not an overwhelming yes, was it? Mama Di listens to this podcast, so just know Mama Di. Ella was a hard yes. Ryan's a no.

But Ryan, has he met Mama Di? No. He hasn't met her. So that is fair enough that he's not a hard yes. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Clint, want to be my stripper at the Hins party? You do not want that, girl.

You do not want that. On that note. All right, let's wrap that up. How much? Will you get your shirt off? No, that's humiliating Hands only Donald Ducking

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