ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 22nd May 2023

Episode Date: May 22, 2023

We're making big plans for our next night out but Clint is finding every excuse he can think of to get out of it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, is this the after party? Sure is. Bring any beers? Cheers. It's Bree and Clint's after party. Nah, but I've bought five vapes. Who wants one? I'll have one.

Shotgun. Diffs. That's two gone. Where are the ciggies? Oh, you want a manual? You want to get on the organic vapes? She wants to get on the analogue. Analogue.

Wow. Didn't bring any of those. Just Bree and Claudia? Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't sound like a of those. Just brie and Claudia? Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't sound like a vape to me. That sounds like something else. It's definitely a vape.

Sounds like a burnt vape. A bong. Is that what you were getting at? Nah, I wouldn't say that. Oh, I can do a really good... Claudia, yours is curry flavour. Oh, thanks. What kind of curry?

Huh? Beef rendang. Oh. She's vegetarian, Clint. It's not real meat. It's just a vape. It's just a Clint. It's not real meat. It's just a vape. It's just a flavour. Artificial flavouring.

I don't want fake beef flavoured vape. No animal products we use in the flavouring of this vape. You can do a what impression, Ella? A bong impression. A really good bong impression, but I don't have water on me. So should I save it for tomorrow? Yeah, save that one.

Put a pin in that one Oh go breathe That was pretty good Now then you go breathe out I don't know if that was good or not because I've never done that Yeah I don't know what that sounds like Hey guys I've never done that. Yeah, I don't know what that sounds like. Hey, guys, I've got content. I've got something to talk about. Yeah, you can just say it.

You don't have to say that you have content. I know. I'm being weird now. I feel weird. You can just launch straight into the thing that you want to talk about. It was just silence. Anyway, I gave Claudia a piece of envelope because I have something to admit. She wrote a note.

It says, for Claudia to open. Oh, okay. You are awkward about this. I have something to admit and I don't know if I should be proud of it or not. Are you going to get Claudia to admit it on your behalf? Yeah. Okay, Claudia. There's going to be my voice saying it. A recording. Can I open it? Oh, you haven't read it yet? No, I haven't

seen it. Risky. Brie, you'll love this. Okay. It's a little pink piece of paper and all it says on it is I really love Denny's. Right, okay. So, okay.

Why would I love that? Because you love going to Denny's. I would say I love going to Denny's. I love it here. You go to Denny's. Denny's is global, eh? I think so, yeah. Yeah, Denny's is universal. We don't have it in Australia. It's a late night fast food.

It's actually not late night. It's like a diner. It's a diner. Yeah. And you eat there for your birthday. And for a long time, they've been 24-7. Open 24-7. Yeah, it's kind of like IHOP or that type of vibe.

Denny's is great for what it is. Yeah. It just gets a lot of bad vibes. As a vegan, what is it on the Denny's menu that you gravitate towards? I get the hash browns. Yeah, right. And the curly fries. And then the bottomless coffee.

So bad, but so good. Bottomless coffee? Yeah. I can't even imagine you on one coffee. I feel like that's not a good idea, but so good. Bottomless coffee. Yeah. I can't even imagine you on one coffee. I feel like that's not a good idea, bottomless coffee. But it's so weak and watered down that you can have five. Yeah, filter coffee. That's why you have to drink five or six.

Anyway, I had to get it off my chest. I really love it. You were all anti-Denny's last week. Yeah, when I was suggesting, because I said to you- Yeah, we're meant to be doing an all-night bender. Yeah, the tradition is like at the radio awards, we all go have a great time and then we go to the casino play a few rounds of um you know blackjack blackjack and then we go to denny's and have a meal and then we all go home yeah but this problem was you want to do that at 4 a.m can i ask because i've maybe not 4

a.m i've volunteered very very selflessly to have a big night if we win the radio award this year. And we've never won. Which we've never won. You know that you're not going to have to have a big night. But it's a good bet. Because if we do, imagine. Well, you're really going to have to send it.

Yeah, so that's what I was about to ask. So you're going to have to be... What time do I need to stay out till? Two at least. Four. Nah, fuck four. Well, at least. Four. Nah, fuck four. Well, at least three then. He's got kids.

Okay, I'll give you two. No, no. 2.30. A big night is not 2am. Yes, it is. No, it's not. When did a big night become 2am? If it's four,

and then it's going to take me 40 minutes to get home, and then 20 minutes to go to bed, then I'm in bed at five, and then the kids wake up at 6.30. It's three. Oh, no. It's going to take me 40 minutes to get home And then 20 minutes to go to bed Then I'm in bed at 5 And then the kids wake up at 6.30 It's 3 All nighter It's 3am 2am is like a normal night out

Auckland sucks Auckland sucks What am I going to do at 3am on a Thursday in Auckland? I just told you the plan Oh KFC Katsino and Denny's Is KFC open that late? We could do that

No or else we would go to KFC. I would love to do all of those things with you guys. I just want to bring them forward. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree. But then you miss out. You know when you wrap up at the after party. Midnight.

Well, you know when it's winding down and it's getting a bit crap. That's when you leave and you go to the casino. Okay, all right. Okay. Yeah, so there's not really a specific time. You know my least favourite thing is putting expectations on a night. I reckon that's the way to make

any night fail. Anytime you go this is going to be the best night ever, that's going to be your shittest night. You're going to blow out too early or it's not going to live up to expectations. I guarantee you the greatest nights you've ever had is where you didn't plan anything and you just went with it. This is the thing I worry about with you saying that

you will have a big night if we win. I'll ruin the night? No, no, no, no. This is what I worry about is that to do that because you have all these responsibilities, you're going to have to, like, there needs to be planning and you're not going to know if we're going to win. I know, it's too spontaneous for me.

So what I'm saying is I think I'm calling BS and I think even if we do win, you won't have a big night because you wouldn't have planned for it. We just can't let him out of our sight because you'll probably just ghost at some point. You'll be like, oh, go to the bathroom. He does that. And then you'll never come back. So we need to kick tabs on you.

You put a leash on him. One of those little kid leashes Or a dog collar Like a real BDSM kind of dog collar I'm in a suit With like a studded dog collar Yeah that'll blend in Why were you so quick to say that?

Because I'm keen He's been waiting for the right opportunity And then you carry a little bag around and pick up my poops Oh jeez No thanks No thanks And then one point of the night you just find me humping someone's leg Shotgun not draining his anal glands

No That's Claudia's job If you guys want me to have a good night Someone has to drain my anal glands That's Claudia She's used to it. You do it for a dog. She's got experience.

Do you actually? No, never. Some dogs. You've never drained your dogs? No. Some dogs you need to. She doesn't need that. Is it breed specific?

I don't know. I think some breeds are more prone to it. Yeah. My friend Sharon had to milk her French Bulldog's anal gland. Stop it. This is disgusting. I think French Bulldog's anal gland. Stop it. This is disgusting. I think French Bulldog is quite common. It's anatomy.

It's life. I like pimples. Give me a pimple and I'll squeeze it. You know what an anal gland is like? Just like a giant pimple. But it's on that butthole pimple. Nah. I was just kidding.

No one has to milk me on the night. Well, apparently. Win or lose. If that's what it takes to get you out on the town. Apparently anal glands can be removed. Oh, get rid of it.. If that's what it takes to get you out on the town. Apparently, anal glands can be removed. Oh, get rid of it. Why would you keep it? It's like a pancreas.

You don't need it. Yeah, you don't need it, apparently. If your dog's glands are really full, they may leak out a stinky, pungent smell. Get them out. Oh, that's enough. Yeah, whip them out. Turn your mic down.

You know what's so interesting is my dog, Whitney, before she got spayed, she would have the biggest nipples you've ever seen. On heat? No, not even just like when she was on heat, they got bigger too. And they would have probably got erogenous too. She had giant nipples.

And then since she got spayed, she has the tiniest little nipples ever. Yeah. Well, it'll be a hormone thing. Yeah. There won't be any juice going through anymore. So if I got spayed, would I lose my tartars?

Tartars or nip nips? Yeah, that's a good question. Yeah, would my nip shrink? Boobies are definitely hormone driven, that's why they get bigger and smaller depending on what pill you're on sometimes. And they also, oh god, how bad is it when they get real sore? Depending on like, your hormones?

Oh, that's the worst. Can't relate. Sorry. Do yours not get sore? No. Lucky. Only if I've done a big chest day at the gym. Just another thing that we have to go through.

Oh, my God, guys. Guess what? My parents are going through all of – so they moved to their new place like four years ago now? Yeah. But they moved from like our childhood home that we lived in for pretty much my whole life. Yeah. So they moved from there so you can imagine. My parents are the same thing around the same time.

It's a massive downsize. But instead of literally sorting through everything, getting rid of everything, they just put it all up into the shed at their new place, right? Anyway, my parents are going. That's a tomorrow job. Yeah, so four years down the track, they're now going through all this stuff. And my mum keeps calling me and asking if I know who this thing is.

And I'm like, Mum, I have no idea what you're talking about. But get this, right? Something that was big like when I was a teenager, like for me is I loved Bop It. Oh, yeah. Bop It. And you can get all different types of Bop It. It's like it's essentially just a game that you play

and you can get like the real easy ones. But back in like 2005, they bought out the extreme boppet, which was like four things around the side and the boppet in the middle. So it was like the hardest one. And I had one of them and I loved it. And I got really good at it. Anyway, when I was at home, I was like, do you guys know where this thing is?

Because I checked to see if you could still buy them and you can't buy them. And you know how much they're going for? How much for a Bop It Extreme? I'm just going to double check so I'm not lying but if it's still the same. Bop It Extreme Buy. Yeah, how much do

you guys think? I have no idea. 100 bucks? Just a basic toy. 150 Bop It bucks? Some of these on eBay are going for $800. $800 Bop It Bucks. Don't tell your mum. She'll sell it herself. I know.

You need to sell it. Twist it. Bop it. Sell it. My dad found it. We've got it. Dang. So, big question.

Are you going to keep it or sell it? No I'm going to keep it What? Yeah You haven't used it for 15 years I know but now that I have it back I want to play it You probably left a battery in it

Batteries probably leaked And then it's eroded Yeah No my mum said that My dad was playing it Eroded Okay Was that Jim Carrey movie?

Eroding Eroding What movie was that from? Was that Jim Carrey? Eroding. Eroding. What movie was that from? Was that? I think it's Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls. Or is it from the one where he gets. Eroding. He gets the God powers.

Eroding. Bruce Almighty. Yeah, it's Bruce almighty is it and you must be the monopoly guy hey thanks for the free parking do not pass go

do not collect $200 pleasure pleasure Pleasure. Pleasure. This podcast has gone to the dogs. In case you cared. Literally, the anal gland dogs. Yeah. The radio awards that we're talking about are next Thursday.

First of June. Yeah. Is it the first of June? First of June. Should we go radio awards, after party, casino, Denny's? After it the 1st of June? 1st of June. Should we go Radio Awards, After Party, Casino, Denny's, and then here? Wait, After Party Party or After Party Podcast? Podcast. No, that's what I'm going to say. After Denny's, we come back here.

True, and do an actual After Party. We should. So long as we can listen to it. Before it gets uploaded. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The next day. The next day. I love that idea.

That's so funny. Should we actually? Yeah, that's so funny. That's risky. Yeah, that's Yeah that's so funny That's a risk That's risky Yeah that's high risk High reward though But you know sometimes

You gotta take risks Think of the numbers We gotta get out of here Ella's got a reservation At Denny's And They take reservations Pretty good

No they don't You just walk on in Nice Other podcast is live now too The whole radio show's up there So get that Enjoy that See you soon

Love you Oh fuck You idiot Someone hasn't bloody drained too. The whole radio show's up there. So get that. Enjoy that. See you soon. Bye. Oh, fuck. You idiot. Someone hasn't bloody drained his anal gland.