ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 22nd May 2024

Episode Date: May 22, 2024

Clint's got some massive news to share on someone else's behalf! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. I'm having a party. A party for two. Hi and welcome to Brian Clint's After Party. I don't know if you listened to both podcasts yesterday, but if you didn't, we didn't talk about it on this podcast, that Ella's engaged. Oh, yes.

Oh, no, shit, I just stole her big news. Oh, Clint. Oh, way to go. Ella's ella's got big news no you've ruined it now she's engaged i got engaged everyone i'm taken i'm off the market her engagement story well not yeah you're not married yet there's still time way to count your chickens still time to back out i don't know you could blow out before then. What does that mean? It means something mean that I didn't mean as a man. We're joking. It was a joke.

Went over my head. Ella's already got a wedding date and everything's set. Yeah, but keep down the hush hush. She's been engaged for three days and she's got a date, which we won't reveal. Wait, why is it a hush hush? Does your partner not know that there's a date? Oh, no, no, no. There's a date for reasons, blah, blah but i don't know i've been engaged

for like two days she probably hasn't told everyone yet yeah well i'm just like do i have you not we talked about it on national radio yesterday i hope you told the people you need to tell i've told the people i need to tell but um i don't know does he does wait does does your fiance know you're engaged? He gave me a ring. Okay, well. I told you that story about that friend of mine whose fiancé proposed to herself. I know, that gave me ideas, didn't it? Yeah.

I might propose to myself. How far? I need to have words with someone, Bri. To marry yourself or propose to yourself on behalf of yourself or your partner? No, either or. Would you not propose, Bri? Or are you waiting? Have you discussed that?

I don't know if I want to get married, to be honest. I'd love to have the party. I'd love to have a big party with all my friends and family. You're just not adding to the person. Huh? You're just not what? You're just not adding to the person. Oh, that is not the truth.

Clint. Sorry, no, I thought you were making jokes, waiting. How far, now that you've been engaged for three days, I'm interested to know. I am waiting. What? I'm so confused. How far down the-

I don't want to seem desperate. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. She's trying to appear aloof. At cool, at cool. Sorry, what were you saying, Clint? Bless you. What is happening in there? How far down the path have you gone in the last three days? a loof. Sorry, what were you saying, Clint? Bless you.

What is happening in there? How far down the path have you gone in the last three days? Have you looked at dresses? Have you looked at venues? Not really. Discuss with people and it's all been like dreams and ideas. I've got a question. How many bridesmaids are you going to have? Well, there's you and me. Yeah, who else? I could be a bridesman.

Because there's three of us. Done. I don't, I haven't told the people I need to tell, so I won't say the number. Okay. It'll be your sisters. Oh, she just showed me the number just for it. But I won't say it.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Don't. So between the three of us and your two sisters, there'll be. Right. So that's. Without giving away the number, that's perfect.

No, don't say it. I'll let you all know if the details get officially locked in. That's a lot, can I say. Do you have a mood board? No. I'm really starting... I'm looking at this big-ass mountain. Why don't you go modern and have none?

I love that. I love going to a wedding where there's no groomsmen or bridesmaids. That's what Maddie did. Oh, I love that. I love going to a wedding where there's no groomsmen or bridesmaids. That's what Maddie did. Oh, I love it. I think it's so modern and just fresh and just makes sense. Who's going to plan your hen's party, though? I can plan my hen's party. Then it'll be everything I want and I won't end up naked on an oval somewhere.

True, I wish I'd planned mine. What happened in your one? I don't know. No, just so I know, can I say, just because you don't have bridesmaids doesn't mean your friend group can't organise a hen's party. There does need to be a leader of the pack, though.

Yeah. Yeah, and they can decide that amongst themselves, but you don't need to have bridesmaids to have that. Yeah. Like, it's such an old school, like... Everything about weddings is old school. Yeah. If I ever had a wedding. There's so many traditions that you get to choose whether you uphold or throw away. Yeah if I ever had a wedding mine would be very different from a traditional. There'd be still the nice

stuff. Yeah. That I think is you know nice but then like. Cake. Yeah cake why not. Or even. Speeches. Of course cake. Speeches I don't mind speeches. Absolutely. A dress. Of course, cake. Speeches. I don't mind speeches. Absolutely. A dress. Yeah, probably a dress. Cute. I want to go, Bree. Do it.

Dog as the ring bearer. Probably. Cute. That's cute. No bridesmaids or groomsmen. Don't want that. Okay, nice. DJ, band.

Clint. Band. Band. Ooh, band. 100%. I'd love to have a live band at my wedding. That's a bit of fun. DJ's more versatile, but yep.

You have to say that. Would you do it, Clint? Or you'd want to be there enjoying the day, wouldn't you? I would not. No, no, no. That's not me asking to be the DJ. I would not ask any of my friends to work at my wedding. Nah.

I just wouldn't want that. No. I'd want people to enjoy themselves. Have a relaxing day. Unless it was one of those friends that you kind of like but not really, then I'd probably ask them. Except for maybe the celebrant. That's the one friend that you do ask to work at the wedding.

That's the one. But that's like a small part and then they can relax early in the day. They have to do some legwork before the wedding though. That's true. Yeah, you want a good celebrant. I milked Maddie for that at my wedding. Oh, was Maddie your celebrant? Wait, you milked Maddie? Yeah, I did. As a payment for him a good celebrant. I milked Maddie for that at my wedding. Oh, was Maddie your celebrant?

Wait, you milked Maddie? Yeah, I did. As a payment for him being our celebrant. Ew. Nip, nip. Was he aware? Wait. Does he have tiny...

Were you milking his nipples? No, look, that's between me and Maddie. Okay. Thank you very much. It's very exciting. I've got nipples Greg can you milk me Oh my gosh What movie is that from

It's from Meet the Fockers I've seen that one What's the follow up Fock the Fockers Meet the Parents No isn't it called Meet the Parents Yeah Fock the Fockers

It's very exciting we're very excited for you Ella Thank you guys Meet the Parents and the follow up is called Meet the Fockers? Yeah. Fock the Fockers. It's very exciting. We're very excited for you Ella. Thank you guys. I can't wait. We can't wait to find out if we're invited. You're not going to serve vegan food at the wedding are you? Are you? Are you going to be that couple? You're both vegan eh? Are you guys going to do that and make everyone eat vegan? Okay so the thing is

food and photography is probably the most important thing um yes it's gonna be vegan but you guys you will be fed like i'm not having carrots it's gonna be a lot of food and it's gonna be yum you won't know sorry no meat but you'll be fine so hey what i'm getting from this is we're invited. Well, be good. Oh, wait. Are you going to make us fight it out for a spot at your wedding? No way. But be good.

Shit, I'm worried now. I want to get on the list. I want to be at the wedding even though it's a vegan wedding. I actually do need to do a guest list and get it all out. It's all in my brain. I need to get it all out on paper. Mate, you got engaged three days ago. Just relax for a second. You've got time, girl. You're fine. It's okay. I'm stressing. No, we're fine. it's all my brain and you get it all out on paper you got engaged three days ago just relax you got time girl you're fine it's okay stressing yeah no we're fine it's all good stressing already um last question do you think you'll be a bridezilla i was just gonna say i

hope not i really do you think he'll be a groomzilla no way no way he's very chill if anything i would be a bride anxious but i feel like you Do you want a stripper at your hen's party? No. You want two strippers? I'm so getting you a stripper for your hen's party. I do not want a stripper. A police man or woman stripper? No. Do you want me to do a little show?

Yeah, I want Brie. That's a good excuse. We're a duo. I'll dress up as... We're a good cop, bad cop duo. I'll dress up as Billie Eilish. And you don't find out which one is good cop or bad cop until the end. Brie, I'm into that.

Yes, please. Oh, heck yeah. Alright, alright, alright. Congrats Ella. And congrats us. It's time to go home. I'm having a party. A party for two. Right now. Play ZM's Brand Clint

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