ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 22nd May 2025

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

You guys WILL NOT BELIEVE the day we had. Long story short, two incredible sports stars had an arm wrestle on Bree's back. But more about that when the video comes out tomorrow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. It's your T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hard to go. Hola, mi nombre is Clint. Questa mi chiamo Brianna. My name is Clint. This is...

My name is Brianna. What? Please. Hello. No, wait, I'm gonna do French. Bonjour. Bonjour. No!

Nice, Pixie. Shut up, Pixie. Hi, my name's Claudia. Nah, cancelled. So generic, cancelled. You guys won't know this because we haven't talked about it yet, but there's about to be a video come out featuring Bree's whole ass.

But not the other way around. Yeah, what? What? Her, not her whole ass, but her. Oh, not her asshole. No, yeah, no. Not a brown eye. No, no,, but her. Oh, not her asshole. No, yeah, no. No, no, no, no, not a brown eye. No, no, no, no, her thinly veiled asshole.

Like if the cloth wasn't there, it would have been Tokyo Sunrise. God, that was such a bad decision. No, it was a perfect decision. I tried to rectify it. Rectify it? I tried to rectify it, but I don't know. Put it this way, two of the biggest rugby players, superstar rugby players in the world,

arm wrestled, on Bree's back, she put herself up as a human sacrifice as a table. There was also what, how many TV cameras? There was about 15 media outlets there filming. And I faced, I decided when I was the table to face my arse directly into the cameras. It's so hard to truly appreciate until you see the footage, but the good news is we have the footage. And it'll be coming out soon. Well 25 cameras have the footage because... And it's going to be on the 6 o'clock news.

Do you reckon it will be on the news? Do you actually do you guys reckon it will be on the news? Like will we get to the news? I think it will be. I think it will definitely be on Crowd Goes Wild tonight. Oh yeah. Because they were there and that's the kind of shit they lap up. Yeah.

Do you think it'll be if it is on the news, would it be like a, it wouldn't be a lead story story but like a main story or a sport segment? It'd be a side piece story. Imagine she's the 601 bulletin. Breaking news. We open tonight's bulletin with some disturbing footage of a woman's ash hole. Being used as a table. No guys. We don't know, we don't know. They'd hook me in, honestly. They'd hook me in. Either way we will have the news for you tomorrow. Tomorrow, you think you can get it out tomorrow? Yeah. We collate the 25 cameras. We gotta get it out tomorrow. Because we built this 3D model. There's 25 camera angles. Pixi, all I ask is you use the most slimming one from the 25 angles. Okay?

Alright, I'm on it. Okay, good deal. There's a lot of viewing of your bum in the next 24 hours for me, isn't there? We bumped into the CEO of the company about an hour and a half ago, and he goes, how are things going? And we went, great, you're never gonna guess what we did today. And he said, pay rises for everyone. He called over our person who handles the press for the company, he goes,

hey, I think we might have a crisis management situation. Kelly, I need you to get on this. Oh, guys. Fucking brilliant. Couldn't have gone better, honestly. No, it's one of those, the worse it goes, the better it is. Yeah, 100%. That's what we have made a career out of. A career out of, yeah, correct.

Literally have made a career out of, because we're happy to laugh at ourselves and be the butt of the joke, literally. Trainwreck Radio, butt of the joke. Yeah. Richton-fy the butt of the joke. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, you can look forward to that tomorrow. That'll be... It's our special treat for you. Yeah, you're welcome.

Yeah. You can screenshot that to your heart's content. I did. Okay, cut the fuck down. Is that in your Wank Bank? Yeah, it's in the private folder. Not for, not because of me, because of other people that were involved in the video. Claudia's very attracted to one of the rugby players.

Honestly, both of them, but one of them. And the one that Claudia's most attracted to puts her hand on Bree's upper ass. Right on her upper ass. You can touch it after the show if you want. Oh my god, the ass that she's touched. You can sniff it if you want. Oh, I won't be doing that.

How was the jealousy levels after that? Oh no, I was pretty comfortable. I've- Courtney was pretty happy for me, are they? Yeah, my motto is never meet your heroes. And I was okay with, you know, maintaining that as a mantra. Cause they can only let you down. But the mantra isn't never let your heroes

place their hand on your back side. That's a very good point. Yeah, you're so right. Never let your heroes arm wrestle over your back. Well, I haven't pilates enough to like, you know, be ready to present myself to be. Kind of a dream threesome really, isn't it? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

I thought you'd be outdone in that one. Anyone would be. I will tell people that I had a threesome with those two. They don't have to know exactly what that threesome was. You were in the dog. Yeah, I mean, I was in the cup chair for sure. How many chapters? I was off in the corner.

But how many chapters is that taking up in your next blog? About three. Okay good. About three it'll take, yeah. I'll read that one. Anyway, watch this space. The video's coming tomorrow. And that's all.

That's all. Now I'll play everyone. We're going home. We're not gonna do better than that, so see you later. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. That's all. That's all. Now I play everyone. We're going home. We're not going to do better than that so see you later. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. Play ZM's Breein Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and Live Weekdays from 3 on ZM.