ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 22nd November 2024

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

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Or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network Three Hi guys Hello You've got a second to guess, Don't say anything. Nobody say anything. You got three seconds to guess which leg of our podcast table is not here today. Three, two, one.

Okay. One of the people was just giving me an idea of how to reveal it. That's why we went silent for a bit. Yeah. Okay. Can the people who just giving me an idea of how to reveal it. That's why we went silent for a bit. Yeah. Okay. Can the people who are here please cough? The first cough was very recognizable as the person's cough. The second cough, quite ambiguous, I would have thought.

Yeah. Again, that's a very you cough, that cough. That one is a you cough. That's a fun game. Do you remember I tried to get that game off the ground on this show one time? No, I don't. You remember that during COVID? I came up with this game where I believed you could identify people, if you know them, you could identify people based on their cough.

I didn't realize my cough was so voice heavy. There's a lot of voice in there. There's a lot of voice in your cough. I'll do my cough. I feel like most people's coughs are. Well, it's where it comes from, eh? I'll do mine. Close your eyes.

Okay. Close your eyes. See if you can tell that it's me. Yep. Yep. Okay. Close your eyes. See if you can tell that it's me. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, ready? Try and do a cough that... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's all try and do a cough that doesn't sound like us. Still sounds like you. Sounds more like you. Oh, that was quite good from whoever that was. No, that was you. Such a dumb game. I love it. We've just got to play Guess That Cough.

Guess That Cough. Have a look at the system. There might be an opener for it. I feel like I made one. I don't remember us ever playing it. Oh, we definitely did. And I think your words were, this is a dumb game. I distinctly remember because I believe I bought people from the office in

and then you couldn't get any of them. You're like, this is a shit game. Was that when I didn't know anyone from the office's name? Maybe. There's a bit called Mama Die Cough. Mama Die Cough? What's that? Did we get her to do one? She might have been one of the coughs. Oh, I think she was. We've come up with this idea

where we want to see if my mum still cares about me. She doesn't. I don't think she does. She's got other things on her mind. She's got a grandkid now. God, we sound different. And to be honest, it's selfish of you to even ask if she cares. Okay, that's not it. Who are those people? They sound different a lot.

That's a portal into the past. I don't want to go there. Are we over people coughing in public now? No, I'm not over it You still not okay with it? When we were on that plane to Sydney Oh it depends

Depends Like a normal cough Yeah there were some hackers on our plane Oh yuck Oh it's so yuck And you could hear like the lurgy in the back of their throat That they were hacking up to Remember when I nearly got into a fight with that guy in Greece?

Oh I was coughing in the Oh yeah Yes that's right Not covering his throat And then was like Don't worry It's just COVID

Gross And then turned around And socked him one You did not I nearly did I would have Same thing there Unless

But because you're in an airport There's a high chance You'll go to prison True Also This is completely Nothing to do with anything That we're talking about

But You're doing Pilates at the moment My wife's doing Pilates I feel like I need to do some Pilates Ella's doing Pilates Are you doing Pilates? I'm about to do Pilates You know what's bullshit?

Never any men in the class Yeah Where I go Yeah yeah Why is it bullshit? I think it's bullshit I think they should Like why aren't there any men?

But bullshit on who's Like why are you angry about it? Because I'm angry that I feel like men, most men, don't do Pilates because it's a girl thing. Oh, okay, I see what you're saying. And I say, come on in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, guys are really intimidated to do Pilates.

You know, the only reason I felt comfortable to do Pilates is because I saw Geordie Barrett doing it. Oh, really? Oh, that's good. Breaking the stigma. Tough as shit. If he can do Pilates, I can do Pilates. Turns out I can't do Pilates is because I saw Geordie Barrett doing it. Oh, really? Oh, that's good. Breaking the stigma. Tough as shit. If he can do Pilates, I can do Pilates. Turns out I can't do Pilates.

Pilates is freaking hard. To be honest, my virtual coach, my virtual instructor is what they're called, was a man today. Is that allowed? Yeah. Did you trust him? Of course I did. I loved it. I actually, it was quite like a nice surprise. I was trust him? Of course I did. I loved it.

I actually, it was quite like a nice surprise. I was like, oh, that's cool. Was he flexible? He did have a man bun, so it evened it out. Of course he did. Yeah. In harem pants. Yeah.

The reason I brought it up is we got an email today because Kmart and their Black Friday sale are doing a $300 Reformer Pilates machine. I don't know how much I'd trust that. You've got to twist yourself up like a pretzel and put a lot of faith in your Pilates machine. Yeah. A lot of faith.

Some things you've got to spend a little bit of money on. And I think that's one of them. Especially if you're home alone, you'll get stuck. They emailed us to talk about it. And this is not us talking about it. I'll do this to them. No, because I'm questioning the insolidity. Because we get all these press releases all the time.

And they emailed them, your listeners might be interested in this. And I emailed them back and I said, $300. That is terrifying. Is it any good? Did they email back? No, they haven't emailed back. A decent Reformer Pilates machine is $3,000 up. $3,000? And a really good one, $3,000 up. $3,000?

And a really good one $6,000 up. Holy. Yeah, like they're not cheap machines. You should have seen the exercise. I feel so awkward some of the exercises that I've been doing. You guys want to see one of the – you guys describe. This is the exercise I had to do today. So I was laying fully back on the bed, right? And then I had this foot in a strap I was laying fully back on the bed, right?

And then I had this foot in a strap and then this foot in a strap. Like stirrups. Like stirrups, literally. And then how do I describe? Did you give birth today? And then you have to go like that. Whoa. Spread eagle on your back. Spread eagle and then round and then push and then do it again.

What do they call it? I can't remember because I'm so embarrassed. You really got to trust your leggings, eh? Yeah, and there's a mirror right in front of you so you see exactly what you look like doing it and it's not good. It's not good. It's so good. I feel like it's gearing you up to give birth.

There's a graphic for you. There's a picture. I can't wait to try it. Let's go. Thanks for a fun week, everybody. See you next week. Bye. Bye-bye.

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