ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 22nd October 2024

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network Bree and Clint Bree and Clint Bree and Clint Bree and Clint It's been six crazy years of fucking Brie and Clint Oh yeah

Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint afterparty. I saw Kaylee Bell at your book launch last week. Yeah, she was there. Did you know I have Brie's mic on? No. You turn it on when she's not here. Yeah, did you know that Brie? No, I didn't know that. I gave you your folder when she's not here Yeah did you know that Bree? No I didn't know that

I gave you your folder when you weren't here And Clint turned your mic on I was turning your mic on for all the breaks Aww that's so sweet So forgive me if I forget for every now and then okay? Can I? Anyway I saw Kaylee Bell Can I finish my god damn story?

I thought that was it It pretty much is I saw Kaylee Bell and I said thanks for the song What did she say? She said This was ominous She said thanks for the song What'd she say? She said This was ominous She said Thanks

No she said You're welcome By the way See you soon Oh And I was like What? What?

What for? And she goes Oh don't worry What? Yeah Suss She said I'll be in soon In here?

Yeah Are you allowed to say this now well she said it to me and she didn't make me sign an nda buzzy oh i wonder what that's about you know we know i don't know i don't i don't know why did you say it like that to make you guys think that i knew wait so you're trying to make us think that you know, and now we think that you know, and now you're trying to make us think that you don't know. Exactly. This is a Jedi mindfuck. Now can I talk? Yeah.

You're always fucking talking. Yeah, I am, because it's my job. It's actually not your job. Your job's actually to listen. Oh my god. Yeah. Wait, how long have you been here? Give me an intervention if I'm speaking too much. Okay, I see it. I think what I'm bringing is quality entertainment. I don't think Ella's in the mood today.

And you know we're giving you shit. We love you and we love your input. What did you want to say? Speak for yourself. Just you wait, guys. On the show today, we talked about Taylor Swift, blah, blah, blah, big tours and concerts. You guys said the Rolling Stones was a big concert. Yes.

So I've just Googled. Turns out they're a rock band. And yes, you can laugh and be shocked that I didn't know this. I thought they were a magazine. Can you please discuss? That's Rolling Stone. Yeah, Rolling Stone is a magazine, but there is a rock band called the Rolling Stones,

which is one of the most successful rock bands and bands ever. So the Rolling Stone magazine has nothing to do with the Rolling Stones? No. The Rolling Stone magazine is named after a lyric from a Bob Dylan song, which is called Like a Rolling Stone, which comes from the saying, a rolling stone gathers no moss, which means forward momentum. You know, it's a metaphor to keep

going like our generation like the rolling stones or the rolling stone magazine like soon they're gonna bring out a magazine the plastic bag and they'll be like it's from that katie perry song the plastic bag alice googled the members first of, Mick Jagger, he's the one that everyone says Harry Styles looks like. Yeah. And that Harry Styles has a lot of similarities too. It's listed the members and what they do within the band. So you've got Keith Richards, electric guitar, Ronnie Wood, bass guitar. You go to Mick Jagger, he's listed as harmonica.

Yeah, and tambourine. But that's it. Yeah. And sex appeal. He's just the harmonica guy. And he just oozes charisma. And hips. Yeah, he's got those hips.

And those big lips. Big fat hips. The hips and the lips. Yeah. I've just got a really annoying text. Yeah. Can you get me some frozen capsicum on the way back home? Frozen?

I don't want to go to the shop. Where do you get frozen capsicum? Oh, it's vegan shit. I don't know. Why don't you get fresh capsicum? Why do you want frozen? It's actually quite good shop. Where do you get frozen capsicum from? Oh, it's vegan shit. I don't know. Why don't you get fresh capsicum? Why do you want frozen? It's actually quite good. But why do you want frozen?

Why don't you just get fresh? Because they're chopped up already. I don't know. Brian's the chef. You ask him. Or do you want like jarred capsicum that's been pickled capsicum? Preserved capsicum. Preserved capsicum.

I think I like olives now at the moment too. I've always wanted to like olives and finally I have done it. Okay. I like olives. This conversation is schizophrenic. It's all over the place. Sorry, that's my brain, baby. I feel like I'm, yeah, inside my brain.

Sorry. I know we make fun of you a lot and it's really fun. It's one of my favorite parts of the job. But it genuinely blows my mind when things like this happen and I find out that I've met someone who just learned about the Rolling Stones it will happen to me one day where someone I'm working with won't know about One Direction did you grow up listening to a lot of Christian music I guess but not like you know it's not crazy she loves you too and knows about you too you too Coldplay

but it goes It goes Elvis The Beatles The Rolling Stones None of them That's the Holy Trinity Yeah Those are the three biggest Acts

Of all time Yeah maybe it was Christian music I just didn't know I don't know Like I'm gonna zoom zoom zoom Around the room room room

I'm gonna zoom around the room And praise the Lord Like that stuff God that sounds like a banger I'm gonna sit by Jesus' side. Ella found out, you weren't here last week when Ella found out who Bob Dylan was. Hang on, who's she been? You didn't know who Bob Dylan was either?

She thought it was Bob Marley. Yeah. What? Well, at least she's heard of one. Oh, he does look old. Whoa. He's incredibly old. I never knew how young Bob Marley passed away.

I never knew that until like last year. He was, I think he was like 37 maybe. Have you seen the guy? He died of melanoma. The singer of the Four Seasons. What's his name? Frankie Valli. Have you seen me wheeling him out?

It's shocking. It's horrifying. He looks like he's already passed away and he's like lip syncing, but his mouth isn't moving. So I'm watching The Sopranos at the moment. And I didn't... He's in it. Is he?

Yeah, he's in it. He's one of the mobsters in The Sopranos. Buzzy. Is he good? Yeah, he's real good, yeah. But it was like, it's 20 years ago. Yeah. He's 90.

He's 90. He's 90. He does look 90. He's not there. No. He's like... I don't know why he needs to do it. His lips don't move. He needs 90. He's 90. He does look 90. He's not there. No. He's like, his lips don't move. I don't know why he needs to do it. His lips don't move.

He needs to be like resting. So then how does he sing? The backing track. It's all lip synced, but he's not syncing. But he's not synced and he's not lipping. Why? Why are they doing that to him? Money?

Probably money. Well, you don't know, yeah. It's like Whitney Houston. Like on the last however many tours that she went on she was she was broke because her dad cleaned her out of all her money behind her back for years I hate that took all of her money so then she's like oh she don't have to go back on tour and is this Whitney or Amy Whitney Whitney Houston Amy Winehouse's dad also screwed her over too. For goodness sake, people suck. Yeah.

There's better laws now, eh? I think it's, oh, it's just so sad when it's like the people closest to these people. Yeah, and they just use them. Yeah. If you were famous, what would you want to be famous for? Would you want to be a singer, an actor, a sports person? I feel like Brie would do sport. You know the curse of being a famous sports person Is you peak so young And the rest of your life Not if you're a dart player

Or a shooter And the rest of your life is just reliving your own highlights reel And never getting to re-achieve it Whereas if you're a musician Or an actor You can evolve your craft I feel like I'd want to be a comedy actor Oh yeah

I think you'd be great on SNL You wouldn't like to be a comedy actor. Oh, yeah. You'd be great. I think you'd be great on SNL. You wouldn't like to be a versatile actor who could do comedy? I'd like to start out in really funny comedies and be able to write the comedies and then move. Kind of like Melissa McCarthy, who she's done both. Yeah, cool. Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock is a great example.

Does she write stuff? I don't know. I don't know if she writes stuff. She does comedy and action. Have you ever really thought about how amazing of a comedy actor Sandra Bullock is? No, but I know she's funny. Miss Congeniality.

The Proposal. She did The Heat with Melissa McCarthy, which is she's so fucking funny in that. Speed. Okay, that was not a comedy. I thought it was lasting. It has moments of levity in it, but when the bus jumps off the bridge.

The Proposal is very funny too. The Proposal is so funny. With the dog and she's chasing it around. I saw Kate Winslet's in Australia at the moment. Why? She floated there on a door. No, she's doing the rounds at radio stations.

She's one of my hall passers. Can we fly her over? Okay. She's one of the, like at the top, top for me of people to meet. Yeah. I'd love to meet her.

She was your inaugural if they weren't famous, she'd be in my league. Yeah. I would definitely try my luck. Yeah, fair enough. Do you reckon I'd get shot down? I think if you did get shot down, you wouldn't be sad or offended.

You'd be like, that was incredible. What a great story to tell people. I feel like you could do stuff. What would I say to her? I reckon I'd say, what would be a really good line to say to Kate Winslet? I'll fit on your door. You got any Aussie in you? You want to draw me like one of your French girls?

Got any Aussie in you? No. Would you like some? What if I said to her, I've got a big door at home that both of us can fit on? Oh, that's perfect. You want to head down under? Nice. There's no icebergs down here.

I'm in corotteries. Do you want to have a lick of my iceberg? Brianna. Yeah, that'll do it. I'm like an iceberg. All the good shit's underneath. You can bounce on me, bitch. All the big stuff's below the surface.

Oh, shit. You want to jump in my lifeboat? Let's stop. You can wear me as a life jacket. I'll save you. Come over here, I'll warm you up. Row, row, you're both down to my stream. You want to blow on my whistle?

No. We can both blow on each other's whistles. When she's blowing the whistle. What about us? That was salivary. Okay. Let's go. Salivary.

You have to share that. Salivary, I know. Sorry, Hayley. That's how she likes it, though. Yeah, she loves it. She loves it wet. She loves it moist. Lubricate it up.

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