ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 22nd October 2025

Episode Date: October 22, 2025

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Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. Kutti, everybody, welcome to the after-party where I'm enjoying my daily allowance of nuts. You got any spears today? I do have spears, actually, yeah. Yeah, he's leaving all the shittest nut. What are the shit nuts for you? Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't show them.

Yeah. What's the shittest nut? Well, you would say Brazil. I know you would say Brazil. But in this situation... The shittest nut is a Brazil nut. In this situation, it's a preshucked pistachio, I believe. Is it soft?

Yeah. Question, Bree, how often are you getting Brazil nuts in a nut mix? Like, I don't think I get in... I avoid the nut mixes with the Brazil nuts in them. It's the worst nut. It's not the worst nut. What's the worst nut then? What's worse than a Brazil nut?

Brazil nuts. Walnut. Walnut has it. its place. Walnuts in something, delicious. Like in a carrot cake, on top of pasta. In a pear salad with feta. Name the last thing you had a Brazil nut in and you were like, oh, these Brazil nuts make it.

Where'd you meet him? You just covered up Brie. Our eyeline. Yes. That's all we have is this little sliver of eye. You put your bag in it. What's Ella doing? She's editing.

I'm bored. Oh, but we finally get Nutschat. I mean, every time I introduce Nutschat, we get wrapped up. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Nutschat's pretty bottom of the barrel. Oh, I love Nutschard. Sorry, God. What's going on in everyone's lives that they can't talk about on air?

That's a good question, actually. Oh, very boring stuff. Very boring stuff. I'm trying to get a new driveway. Oh, cool. Yeah, because you've got a long one. Can you send Are you trying to get a free one?

No, fuck no No, no no I was going to say Could you send them my way Once you get one please? Do you reckon I could do Driveway Influencing I would do it

To get new driveway I need one so bad They were meant to send me through the quote I'm terrified of what it's going to be They're meant to send me through the quote During the show today But it didn't come through I need to know what kind of driveway you want

Concrete Isn't it currently concrete? No it's cobblestone. Oh. I'm pretty sure we got a quote. You now short my driveway is. Do you want to know?

Uh-oh. Yeah. How much do you think? When I did it, because I responded, it was an Instagram ad. You know those ads that come up in your story now and you can click, get a quote and you just put your address in. They're in contact so fast. And the brackets, it was like, how much do you want to spend?

Zero to two and a half, two and a half to five, five to seven and a half, seven and a half to ten. And I was like, I would have thought 10 grand was the starting point for a new driveway. Especially how long. yours is. So you, naturally you don't pick the top one.

I picked the third one. Obviously. Yeah. Like how much I want to spend? Nothing. Yeah, how much I was fucking nothing? I don't know how much

was your driveway? No, we haven't got one. You was the quote? A friend of, we didn't really get a quote. A friend of ours who does that kind of stuff

looked it and goes oh, you'll have to spend at least probably 10. You're a tiny little driveway. Yeah. And you're a little pisser. You're a little tiny, minuscilled,

pathetic. Excuse for a driveway. Yeah, my driveway. fucking yonks and it's sloped how many yonks do you reckon it is i reckon it's a hundred yonks dang oh that's a lot of yonks yeah yeah that's a lot of yonks yeah plus it's got a little parking bit my parents got a yonk off to the side you're gonna put a fountain in the middle no of the parking i reckon my parents driveway is about a kilometre yeah that have that have metal though wouldn't they metal it's 10 times as many yonks as clince loose stone so it's dirt

for like maybe three quarters and then the last quarter is yeah stone loose stones it's nice though it looks good one day I hope we get to find out I can't have loose stone because I've got a gradient oh they'll slip it'll all wash away yeah one day what Claudia I hope that we get to see that driveway in person

do you want to see it pre or post I get to go first because I've known him the longest no I want to see Mama dies one oh oh dies one I also would like to see place. We've probably got more chance of seeing Dyslin. We have got to get to Stanthorpe next year. Yeah, I'd love to.

It's not going to happen this year because we're running out of time. If we win this Melbourne Cup, the fucking World's our oyster. That's what we can fund with it. Yeah. Yeah. Should we go to the Stanthor races? Oh, imagine that. If we go to Stanthorpearl.

If we go to Stanthor races, I'm getting a Nukubra. Well, you can borrow one of my dad. He's got like 12 of them. Do you think I'm going to cut myself? that hard, but I'm going to go, excuse me, Bruce Dad, can I please borrow a hat? I have to present, I have to...

Yeah, you would do that. When I see him, I'm going to be like, Hey, no, this is our... Go-day, Steve. This is out, we'll go. Hey, uh, big Steve. Hey, uh, you got any hats I could have a lend off? Hey, Steve, I've got a little bit sunburned on my, on my tips of my earsies.

Can I borrow a cowboy hat? Then my dad would go, get the fuck away from me. Don't touch me. I got a kangaroo skin. belt the other day. Did you? Sorry. Cool.

Sorry. What do you want my belt to be made of? Cactus. Oh, okay. Cactus. That's what my wallet's made out of. Isn't that. Sorry, I didn't mean to say that.

That's not nice. How's your belt? Kangaroos, I will say. Pissed. Plenty of them. True. Plenty of kangaroos around. Reuse and recycle.

That's why, that's why they're trying to make kangaroo meat a big thing in Australia. And they're not killing them for the belt. No. No. They're killing him for the meat. They already did. It's a byproduct. Yeah, that's true. Oh, yeah.

That's fair. So they're not like hunting them for, yeah, for the fur. What color would have a kangaroo belt be brown? It's all different kinds. Well, you tan it. Oh. You leave it on the sun. You want.

You tan it. But there's all different colors of kangaroo. There's red, there's brown, there's gray. Really? Yeah. Isn't that just their fur? Huh? Yeah, but.

Like, wasn't the belt made of their skin, not their fur? Or is it a fluffy belt? Oh, it's a great point. I fucking mean a red kangaroo. There's not. Yeah. You're going to save that bitch down. That is a good point.

One of the craziest things my partner, Safai, when she first came to visit my family, and we were driving to my house in Stanthorpe. Up the driveway? Not up the driveway yet. But we're driving there. On the drive there, she goes to me, she's like, I've never seen more roadkill.

Oh, yeah. There's dead animals everywhere on the road. Why you've got to have the bull bars? Yeah. Yeah, yes. Have your parents got bull bars on the day? W.RX? No.

Crazy. I know. What are they thinking? But they don't drive that one all that often. That's more a garage car. Yeah, but you never know. Especially with the speeds your mum's getting up to. What's a garage car?

Something that sits in your garage? Something that sits in the garage most of the time. It's not your daily driver. Their daily driver is some shipbox Honda. H.S.V. Honda HSV? Honda H. H.S.V. CRV.

Honda CRV. This is getting into Nut Territory. Okay, your turn, you go You pick anything you want to talk about And we will talk about it Come on Cactus wallet Fuck Gail from the Hunger Games Oh, that was a big conversation today

That was a big comment My memory My memory, I'll just tell you what my memory Of the Hunger Games is Is that Gail was the good guy And Peter was the bitch And she got forced to settle for Peter That's how I remember the Hunger Games

And it ends, that book ends in misery Because no one's happy Oh, what the heck. Well, yeah, that's like the first movie. Yeah. But at the end of their, like, spoilers. No, I mean the end of the third book to the last movie. Oh, no.

No, she does end up loving him. Yeah. Because all he's done for her and Gail's fucking fucked it. I just felt like she was still thinking of gay. He did one war crime. Yeah, Gayle ends up choosing, essentially the story for me. You do one war crime and all of a sudden you're a bad guy. A sister one time and then they hate you.

Headline for me, Gail chooses war, Peter chooses her. Oh, Brie, I love you. But the heart wants what the heart wants. And sometimes the heart wants war. And nice guys finish last. But in this occasion, she was forced. She wasn't. She was originally.

Originally, yes. That's why I'm a bad boy, by the way. It's nice guys finish last. Wait, you're a bad boy? I have got a kangaroo belt. A creep boy. I've got a kangaroo belt. Is it purple?

Bad boy, babie. Oh, no, that's P. Diddy. Oh, no. Now you're a bad boy. Oh, we're going to have to censor this now. Have you guys... Oh, no, don't worry. No, we're wondering now.

There's footage of... Because you remember how implicated people were assuming that Jay-Z was in all the Diddy stuff? And then nothing has happened. There's a theory out there that Jay-Z was informing on Diddy to secure his own freedom and that's how he's not gone down because the FBI have said

give us everything you have on Diddy otherwise we'll take you down too He would have had to give a lot There's footage of an event in 2020 that Diddy and Jay-Z and a bunch of other people were at and Jay-Z is wearing this ring it's this weirdly large black ring

and it kind of has a flat face on it I've seen this and he's holding his drawings rink in a weird way so that the ring is capturing footage so the theory is that the ring has a camera insider and he was getting footage. I've seen this. Wow, I love a conspiracy theory.

It's an out there conspiracy to it. Mm-hmm. Wow. Because him and Diddy were very tight. There's a lot of them that were. Oh dear. Jay-Z, you naughty boy. Like Ashton Kutcher. That's horrible. The Kutcher stuff is weird. Wait, what's the Kutcher stuff? There's definitely stuff going on there. Let's not get ourselves into

dodgy territory here. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. And that Jay-Z thing is just a conspiracy theory and it's not true. The photo is interesting though. Yeah. I do love it. It's so fascinating. I can go down a conspiracy theory. I could believe a lot of shit. Yeah, yeah. You're saying you're vulnerable. Gullible's written on the ceiling. Easily radicalised. Well, the vegan's got you. Oh, shut your mouth. I just love animals. Okay. That's a passion. That's a moral. I'm going to rip that moe off your face. Are you going to turn it into a belt You can't

You can't take this It's a living creature You don't have my consent Yeah I've just found the photo Yeah The pink suit Oh gosh

Is it hot pink He did he looks like He's on a lot of drugs Bad boy baby Okay I feel like let's wrap it up Bye Oh no wait

Are you air checking us again Yeah I knew this stuff What are we Is it Wednesday Three for three Good shows this week she was giving us a compliment she was wrapping us up here a little bit

oh okay so you've gone to 200 and i've taken you to 50 to put you back at 100 yeah put it back on zero oh that's quite nice actually put yourself back go back up my mom back up and then i'll take you down to 25 is that what is that one quarter ella stop ella is now editing videos what video is now editing videos what video are you you're editing. They want to know what you're editing. Okay. I'm back.

Mama die pronouncing that words wrong. I see an enemy. Yeah. Chachipiti. Pokemon. Yeah. She's funny. What videos?

Oh, this is quite interesting for the podcast listeners. What videos are you thinking you'll edit from today? Yeah, good question. I should write them down, eh? Yes. What? If you don't make that video of, of that woman giving CPR without a bra on.

Oh, that's the one. That's a video. That's it. Hundy P. The video of me doing that thing to Clint. I don't know if you want that to be a video. Are you sure? No, free footpicks.

What are the people going to get out of that one? Fun. Like, what do they get out of all your videos? It's just funny. Like, what the fuck? I reckon you should do baby names. Oh, baby names was the other one. And how's Clint from yesterday?

Yeah, a couple days ago. Oh, yeah, the people on Facebook want the House Clint. We'll do that. House Clint video? Yeah, we'll do that one. So I've got a few coming up. All right. See you guys later.

She's going to kill you. Look, she's going to turn her up. Oh, you can take me home to go. Oh, mate. I'll fling you out the window. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on Z. game.