ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 22nd September 2025
Episode Date: September 22, 2025Clint's away today so Bree and the Producers are chatting about the best and worst things our callers have ever said to us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Because I ain't no party like the pre-party
And after the party's the after-party at the parking lot party
Yes, hello and welcome to the after party.
Should we do, should we start doing a pre-party?
What do you guys like better, a pre-party or an after-party?
Yeah, IRL, I like a pre-party better.
I actually.
IRL in real life.
In real life.
Oh, so I can actual.
I've never heard someone use that.
IRL.
IRL.
I said LMAO.
We were doing funny acronyms on the radio
and I said LMAO like in the sentence
and then the next person I talked to on the phone
they're like, did you just say LMAO on the radio?
And you're like, yeah, it was part of the bit.
He was in context.
It was so funny.
Let me critique your work.
You had to be there.
I love when people calling up
are making fun of you.
critiquing us.
I had someone the other day actually they called up
and as they'd been on the radio
and then I was like, hey, thanks.
so much. And they're like, is that you, Claudia? And I was like, yeah.
And they're like, have you figured out what
a sequel is yet? And I was like, that's funny.
That's funny ripping. What about
the guy on the text machine, was it last week
or the week before that was
ripping into me for my accent?
Oh, yes. Where have you fucking been?
I've been on here for seven years, you fuck.
And you've never sounded less Australian.
He literally was like, yeah, literally.
I agree with you
and he literally was like
get your disgusting
filthy accent off the radio
you sound like a dumb sea
you guys didn't see that
no shut up
yeah we get some bad texts
and I never sorry
I never saw that
yeah because usually I do like to reply to some
and it was clearly like someone
who doesn't listen to the show
because they didn't know my name
they obviously just literally
turned it on and heard that I have an Aussie accent
and just decided to be
a fucking loser
We do have that one person that comments on literally everything we do.
So we can see, like when we click into the text, we can see every text they've ever sent.
So if you've been abusive before, we can see.
We know.
So you go back and see everything and they comment on everything.
And there was another person, we were playing a lot of country music and they were like,
you've just lost a listener.
But they would say that every two days.
And I'm like, it loses effect.
Like, I do value your opinion.
We don't believe you now.
No.
You've got to make it, you've got to stick with it.
False promises.
Question.
When you first started the Brie and Clint show,
did you get a lot of texts on the text machine about your accent?
I didn't look at the text machine for the first three months.
Good idea.
Good idea.
So what?
The producers, or did Clint?
The producers, I think.
Wow, that's actually a really good idea.
And Clint, I think, well, I can't remember.
You have to ask him.
Honestly.
Yeah, it was like, I'm not.
That's genius.
One, I came from a station where we didn't have the text machine.
What?
And then two, I knew that I was probably going to cop some hate.
So I was like, oh
Not worth your time
Not worth it
Ella, you got a great call today
Didn't you?
We do this game on the show
You might have heard it
It's like, can I get a
Hoia?
Hoia?
So we call people laugh
And hopefully they say the hoire
But so someone called me
Not related to the caller topic we did
And they said
Can I get a ho?
Wait no
Can I get her?
And I was like
Hoia
Did it sound more like this
Can I get it?
Yep
A what?
We're going to play that game tomorrow
Yeah, we should, definitely.
Yeah, why do the comedians always get to play?
Yeah, they get all the fun.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
We have a lot on the show.
We have to name it a haystack too.
Oh, yeah, name and a haystack tomorrow.
I love that game.
Every time we're leading up to it, I get really like, oh, it's so much admin, because we have to think of places to call.
And then every time we play it, I'm like, this is so fun.
It's such a good radio.
I love it.
I think it's one of those radio games other radio stations would look at and go, damn it.
I wish we thought.
When I first pitch that game, I feel like no one was on board.
I remember you're liking it
I feel like everyone was unsure they were like
I don't know Bree
we'll do one and see how it goes
but you know how like there obviously
there's certain ideas where it's hard to explain
your vision and to be honest
sometimes things work and sometimes they don't
and obviously there's stuff that we have done
that has never returned
and then other stuff that just works
yeah I want to think of another fun game
I always do it to fall asleep
I know it's bad to think of work
all the time. But yeah, I'm like, what's a fun game? I keep having work nightmares. I had another
secret sound one. So during secret sound, I was trying to figure it out and I was literally
losing sleep and having nightmares about it. And it's been over for like, I know. I was
like obsessed. But it's been over for like a week now. And then over the weekend, I remember
in my dream. And it was so admin heavy. It wasn't even fun. Like, I'm going to figure it out.
It was like, oh, okay, I have to do this and this and this and this. And then I woke up at like
3 a.m. going, that was so boring. Like, it's
taking over my brain and it's not even part of my
life anymore. Yeah, that's bad. Is that a good dream
chat? To be honest,
I'm not going to lie. I literally zoned out.
Did you see me zoned out?
I was like, careful Claudia.
Oh my, my story, finish the story. And I've taken
my riddle in today. Oh, by the way, Clint's not here.
That's why he's not. Oh, yeah. Oh, did we not say that?
No, Clint's not here. Like and subscribe. Thank you.
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Tensies.
Question?
Oh, we all hung out on the weekend, didn't we?
Oh.
Yeah, question, go.
No, no.
No, I was just, oh.
Because I got really drunk.
Was this what the question was?
No.
What was I going to say?
Oh, it's a birthday thing, but I can talk about that later.
But yes, on the weekend, I got really drunk.
So on Friday, me and Ella were like, because we're all hanging out.
She's like, Claudia, we're going to get wasted.
We're going to have such a good night.
Yeah.
Go for it.
But she did.
but drunk Ella just sits in a corner
and doesn't walk.
I was singing karaoke.
Yeah, you were.
You were for the first half
and then the second half
you sat in the corner
and didn't move for a good hour.
Really?
And then you text to your husband
and be like, you can't put me up?
Oh, the thing is so...
And I sat down next to you and went,
you're right?
And you went, and you went,
this is, I'm no word of a lie.
I went, you were right?
You went, yeah.
Yeah, you came over and I felt like
you wanted a DMC and I was like,
I can't do it in here.
No, I literally came over to check on you.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, there was one point where I was like, eye lining the bathroom.
Because I was like, just, okay.
Yeah, when I realized she was nonverbal, I was like, I don't think there's any, like, coming back from this.
You always have such talk beforehand, like, we're going to go out.
We're going to have a second time.
It was like 10.30.
And?
I was pretty proud of that.
It was bigger than some of the other ones she's had.
Okay, what was your guys' favorite song choice from the karaoke?
I think
what are you about
this is your time to shine
guess Charlie XXXM
oh yeah that one went off
I actually peeved my pants
that was a highlight
I think Huberstank the reason was a highlight
you came up to be like like
Claude the reason and I was like no
we're gonna lose the room
you literally said to me you're like it will lose the whole room
and I said I believe
I've read this room and I think
it'll be enormous
and you're like okay
why it's my favorite song I want to sing it
And it was fucking went off.
I was like, told you so.
I told you so.
Yeah, that was a good.
And what else?
High school musical always goes off.
High school musical went off.
Mm-hmm.
And that's probably my tops.
I can't really remember.
You're like Charlie XX and then I fell asleep.
But do you know what?
Only a tiny bit of anxiety, not too much.
Yeah, that's because you don't remember anything.
I remember the speech.
As a person that doesn't really get anxiety, is it literally,
way to rub it in
I get anxiety in every other facet
but not anxiety
is it the anxiety of
what did I do last night
or is it unfounded
I just feel anxious
because I went drinking last night
it's both
it's like for example
I did a speech
didn't need to do that
that was cute though
I'd tell you if that was bad
it was fine
alright we're off to
go take some loresopam
to come out
anxiety
See you tomorrow
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Oh he was here the whole time
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