ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 23rd August 2023

Episode Date: August 23, 2023

Clint's finally managed to look after a drink bottle for more than a week (technically...), and Bree has found the best dupe for all the brands.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. You guys want to hear something funny that I read? What? It said, um, I put the UTI in cutie. My gosh. God, how much do UTIs suck? Oh, yeah. I don't know.

Worst. Men can get UTIs, just nowhere near as common. No. Yeah. That would be very painful. Yeah. I don't know. The worst. Men can get UTIs, just nowhere near as common. No. Yeah. That would be very painful. Yeah. They are real painful. They're the worst.

Some people are more prone to getting them than others. Same as like gout. Yeah, totally. Some people are just more prone to it. Some people are just more prone to it. Yeah. You guys going to congratulate me? On what?

On your UTI? No. On your gout? You've still got your water bottle. Thank you very much. I nailed it. It's been a whole week with my new reusable drink bottle. You literally.

I haven't lost. You did. You did. Yeah, I did. You lost it yesterday. I got it back. That's the key. That was close.

You left it at a cafe. That's right. You called the cafe. Yeah. And they still had it. key. Oh, that was close. You left it at a cafe. That's right. You called the cafe. Yeah, and they still had it. Oh, don't bring that up. My favourite umbrella. I lost it. Oh, did you never get it back?

Nah. They were like, oh, nah, the umbrella's not here. I called bullshit. You reckon they wanted your limited edition gay umbrella? 100%. It was a nice blunt umbrella. If it was a shitty umbrella, I bet it would have still been there. I'd take a blunt umbrella from lost property.

Very recognisable umbrella. Stealing an umbrella is bold because if it's not generic, this is like the- It is limited edition. If I see someone walking around Auckland- It was the gayest umbrella I've ever seen. It had rainbows and unicorns on it. So I bet it's going to be one of the gays that's taken it. Gays can't trust them and you accuse them of stealing your umbrella and they'll go this is a hate crime

you homophobe homophobe anyway i'm doing very well this is the best drink bottle i've ever had by the way and i think i've had 85 reusable drink oh what kind of drink bottle is it i'm keen to buy one it's called a zazi There's a hundred million reusable drink bottles now. There is. Everybody does one. But this one's called a Zazi. Z-A-Z-I. I've got to say, I was real, like, not anti-Frank Green, but I was like, oh, bandwagon.

Frank Green are the tits. Their water bottles are amazing. They're extremely good. They're very good. I got one for my birthday. Expensive, but they're good. Full convert. I love it so much. You just need good. They're very good. I got one for my birthday and I'm like full convert. I love it so much. You just need to thrash it though

and by that I mean you need to use it for a long, long time because they're so expensive and getting new parts for them is so expensive because they don't stock them in New Zealand.

You've got to ship them in from overseas. I'm being so gentle with mine just in case. Yeah. What do they call that now? What's the word that is cool at the moment for a knockoff?

We used to just call them knockoffs. Now there's a word for it. Duped. D word for it that's what it is and people are looking for because you can get like dupes of expensive makeup products i buy dupes on dh gate what's dh gate oh you haven't yeah you need to get on the bandwagon just getting into timo nah dh gate was before timo and kind of different dh gate literally just do dupes. Yeah, right. But like good dupes. Yeah. Like I've even worn some dupes in front of you guys and no one said anything.

Oh, so they actually pretend to be the brand. Because what I'm talking about is like it will look exactly the same, but it won't have the brand on it. Oh, nah, these actually have the brand on it. Like a lot of the stuff that you get at Kmart, like the Anko stuff is essentially a dupe. Yeah, I saw some dupe Converse shoes at City Beach on the website, like some dupe Air Force Ones.

I wouldn't buy a dupe Converse because I feel like Converse are so uncomfortable at times anyway that, yeah. Unless you get the comfort range. They have a comfort range now. If I had a time machine, I'd go back to the 90s and I'd buy all the good Converse. Shares in Converse? And Docs. What do you mean all the good Converse?

You know, back when they were comfortable and they didn't squeak around. No, they make them now. You just have to buy the comfort range. Like they actually do special ones with extra support in the sole. Why don't they just do that in general? I'd buy a whole lot of Warriors jerseys. Because it costs more. From the original season. Oh yeah?

Yeah. I'd buy I'd buy shares in Apple. Well yeah, that's an obvious one. Yeah. I would buy like the very first Harry Potter books. A first edition? Yeah, a first edition. Nah, fuck JK Rowling. Rowling. Yeah, actually true.

But it's because they're worth a lot. Guys, I don't want to bring it up, but I go to Europe on Friday and- The home of Harry Potter. The home of Harry Potter. Yeah, it is. I literally- Guess where I thought- Are you going to platform nine and three quarters?

You'll see people dressed up in robes. I saw them Nah You know where I am going to look into going is some of the set from Ted Lasso

Whoa Oh yeah yeah yeah Like the park bench or like the little like laneway where he walks down to get to his house

I saw the All Blacks were there last week Were they? Yeah because they're and they play at Twickenham in London Yeah this weekend Are you going to be in London this weekend? You can go and see the All Blacks play there last week. Were they? Yeah, because they play at Twickenham in London this weekend.

Are you going to be in London this weekend? You can go and see the All Blacks play at Twickenham. Nah. You'll be in the air. You'll be in VVIP. I'll be on a plane the whole time. I will be in VVIP. Thank you for pointing that out.

You know where I really want to go in Italy is a vinegar factory. What? Why? Why? Because I love vinegar. Okay. You love vinegar? I love vinegar? This is not something we've ever known about you. How do you not

know that? When my brother and I lived together we would go through one balsamic vinegar bottle a fortnight. Oh, well done. Really? Legit. Right. Italians love vinegar. I love vinegar. I put vinegar in everything. Here's my hack. When you have broccoli,

boil the broccoli and then you drain it salt and pepper oil vinegar what kind of vinegar white vinegar no balsamic white vinegar's shit white vinegar's in the past oh we're over white vinegar we're over white vinegar white wine vinegar nah i saw a tiktok balsamic vinegar is where it's at sorry go claude i saw a girl dinner tiktok and she literally was like, this is my girl dinner and she chopped up some iceberg and put some white vinegar on it and was like, girl dinner. What type of vinegar?

Just white vinegar. Oh, no. White vinegar is not good. Yucky. Cabbage and lettuce. Sorry, cabbage and lettuce. Cabbage and mayonnaise. That's good girl dinner.

Oh, my God. Nah, cabbage and oil, balsamic vinegar. Delicious. Yucky. Girl dinner. Girl dinner. It's a healthy, healthy, healthy. Healthy, healthy, healthy.

I saw someone at ZM's girl dinner, but it was their girl lunch. They got one of those. Girl lunch. Girl lunch. Girl lunch lunch it was those plastic microwave bowls of rice oh yeah with the with the cellophane thing on top um like an uncle ben's but the dupe yeah son i think it is from no not even that it was like non-branded rice and but it's just fucking rice who cares and then they heat the up, and then they put a scoop of peanut butter in it, and they mix it around,

and that's their satay rice bowl for lunch. I have not heard of that. Girl dinner! Girl dinner! Girl dinner! Girl dinner! Anybody who worked in a workplace in the 2010s will be familiar with the most common lunch in the workplace,

which was bag of Uncle Ben's flavoured rice with a small can of flavoured tuna on top. I still eat that to this day. Not bad. Put a few cherry tomatoes in there, cut up. Yum. Cherry tomatoes. You're good to go. And I used to balsamic vinegar that bitch.

Yeah. Yeah. It's yum. Oh, my God. The updated version now is QP mayo. Oh, my God. QP mayo. And a bit of sriracha.

And you're like, boom. I'm having a bento bowl. Yep. You're fucking not. Put a few sesame seeds in there. Delish. It's a poke bowl. No, it's not.

Do you guys remember the sachets of tuna? The joke-ay bowl. Sashets of tuna. Yes, the pouches. They were quite yum. Yeah. People were like, are you eating cat food? I'm like, it's tuna.

Do you remember, this was the wildest bit of 2010's food for me, when they started putting chicken in a can? Oh, yeah. I drew the line. I drew the line there. How much processed preservative? Who was buying that? Me.

Did you buy it? Students. What was it like? I was on gains. I was trying to get. Oh, but eat tuna. Yeah, I know, but you get sick of tuna. Oh, I don't think I ever looked at the cans of chicken.

I literally, I remember looking at them going, who is the idiot that is buying this? I will say, as a poor 20-something year old, they were quite yum. I don't know if I'd still find them yum. I found them yum. Should we get some and try them? It's just like shredded chicken with mayonnaise on it i think i'd i

actually think i'd gag i'm get like gonna gag thinking about it i think it's just the thought of remember when i ate the chicken cat food oh my god it was it was salmon cat food no i think oh no you get me you got me salmon because i was you know you yeah you chose it or did i choose it yeah you were like i refused to eat the chicken one so you what you knew it was cat food yeah i lost a bit oh you're nasty yeah you lost a bit and had to eat the cat food it was about the friends thing it was about friends yeah god ella onto it i was a big fan of you guys before you oh no no no but definitely like yeah i think think cordial as well We both listened here

If you get desperate Cat food Cordial makes no comment Girl dinner I used to eat cat food as a kid Oh girl dinner The dried cat Yeah the dried cat food

No If it's good enough for the cat It's good enough for me No I used to eat sand too What the Mmm Are you okay

Just to see what it tasted like Just It's good for exfoliating your intestines. Not like on the reg, but I'm saying I've eaten sand to taste what it's like. I eat shit on the daily. I did as a baby. We don't want to know about your sex life. Hey! Don't yum my yuck.

All right, girl dinnersners Let's get out of here We're going to do an extra podcast One clip What? What? Yeah good call Wrapping it up there I think