ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 23rd January 2024

Episode Date: January 23, 2024

The team is back together for the first time in 2024, and Producer Ella has finally learned a very important life skill.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, Brianne Clint, and please welcome back to the podcast after a long, lengthy hiatus. We're not sure where they've been or what they've been doing. It's Producer Ben! Ben! Hey guys. I'm back. Good to have you back Ben Where have you been bitch

Bloody Aussie Yeah You've got an Australian accent now Ben Yeah I'm trying to channel a moustache You're trying to talk with a moustache Yeah Okay

No it's Ella She's back She went camping and got COVID And then Yeah Thanks That was so fun Guys I learnt

The COVID was fun Or the camping was fun Camping Because I learnt Properly how to Deal with waves In the ocean And like You duck at a certain time

Or you float over Yeah So that was what I learnt What have you been doing Up until now Scaring Honestly I do wonder

How certain people Survive Get this far in life You're like a beach hazard You know You know Megan I got knocked down On the ground And tumbled Tumbled in the ocean once Again get this far in life. You're like a beach hazard. Are you going to learn that? No, I got knocked down on the ground and tumbled, tumbled in the ocean once.

Again? What? You know Megan, who has filled in on this show a few times before producer Megan or fill in Megan. She, one year, we were in Ha-Hei and the waves were brutal, which I felt right at home

because that's all Australian beaches. New Zealand doesn't really get waves like we get them. Some West Coast ones, but yeah. But not really. And I was like, fun. Like my partner and I, Safar and I, she's a fantastic swimmer and I love that stuff. And we were like, yeah, this is great.

And I'm pretty sure one of us got a blood nose, but it was fun. Oh, my God. And we were diving under yeah, this is great. And I'm pretty sure one of us got a blood nose, but it was fun. Oh, my God. And we were diving under the waves and all that. Megan would not even put her toe in the water. Nah, man. She was terrified. Yeah. Like, just terrified.

Is that you? To an extent. Like, some beaches can be gnarly and I'll just, like, paddle around up to my waist. But most beaches are fine. My daughters, my toddlers, got these little floaty jackets from Cotton On. They're like life jackets,

and they've got colours on them, and they zip up, and then they've got a little strap that goes under the veg, and it clicks in so they can't slip out the bottom of the life jacket. Can you not say veg? Yeah, but you can.

Like, that makes me feel weird. But I call it the veg strap. No, don't. When you're talking about your daughters, no. Okay, all right. You call it their wee-wee or their foof. Anyway. It goes through their undercarriage.

Not their badge. Anyway, my point is, do we need to get you one? Yes, please. What colours are there? Tui's is rainbow and Maggie's has flowers on it. I want flowers, please. Flowers? Okay.

Flowers? Has no one ever taught you? No, they have, but I'm just getting old enough to. Are you just scared? You were scared and that's why, yeah, I get that. But you go down when the wave's there, hold on to the sand, and then you pop up. You have to either dive through the wave as it's breaking

or the whitewash is the worst when it's already broken and then it's already a washing machine underneath. That's what got me. My partner and I play the fun game when it's really wavy. It's called Toes Up and you have to float on your back with your toes sticking out of the water. Oh, I'm trying to go upside down. You have to keep your toes up.

My pa used to play that game with us, but you'd have to be facing the beach. So you weren't allowed to look at what was coming. That's awesome. And I was like, Pa, I'm five. I don't think this is a good idea. Suck it up, Brianna. That is brutal.

Well, we're glad you survived COVID and the beach. Thank you. How was your holidays? Or have you already done this chat? Yeah. Oh, yes and no okay you can listen get the podcast we've mainly just talked about claudia and the rubik's cube yeah this is my year baby update uh not good it's been a roller coaster day you got so close today

you got you did real good like i reckon you got like 70 of it but i don't think that's how you finish it because i think you have think that's how you finish it, because I think you have to break it before you fix it. Have you packed a tanty yet and just like scrumpled it all up? Nah, I'm very protective of the one side that I've finished. You got no work done today, but you did make headway on the Rubik's Cube. At one point I asked Claudia for something for the show, and she looked up at me like, why would you ask me that?

And then I realised it's not her, it's the Rubik's Cube. I think I had just turned upside down that I then needed to put back but because I was already upside down and didn't have time to fix it because you asked me and I was worried I was going to forget

how to fix it. The Rubik's Cube company has contacted Claudia. I know, this is so cool. And said, do you want some tips? Yeah, they sent me all their guides and I was like, I can't look at them. Oh shit, they would have the best tips as well. The actual official Rubik's

Cube company. But they also said, you can do it, Claude. So, official word. I can do it. I love that. Hey, should before we go, should we workshop some content ideas? I feel like this is something we should start doing. Like we workshop an idea

in the podcast and then. And then give the people what they want. And then we see, you know, if it lands or if it doesn't. Here's an idea from my phone. People say ugly babies don't exist. I reckon that's wrong. Let's ask people to call and admit if they knew they had an ugly baby. Doesn't mean they're ugly now. Doesn't mean they've grown it.

But were they an ugly baby? Call us up and tell us. I believe ugly babies exist. So the question is, because Lucy and I had talked about this before we had kids. What if they're ugly? No, no, no. The thing we talked about was, do you think you would know that your baby was ugly? If you were honest.

No, but it's not even about. If you were honest with yourself. But this is the thing. Until you've had kids, there's so many hormones involved and there's so much like primal stuff that happens so that you don't abandon the baby. It goes right back to the cavemen era to where the babies, when they come out, generally look more like the father

than the mother so that the father won't abandon the baby. There's all of these things that happen and whether that's real or not or it's your brain doing something to trick you. People know. Worst case is when you have an ugly baby and everyone goes, oh they look like you. And you're like, hope not.

Oh thanks. I'm telling you now. I don't think you'd know. People know. I don't think you'd know. So are your kids ugly? No, they're gorgeous. I don't think you'd know. People know. I don't think you'd know. So are your kids ugly? No, they're gorgeous. Ella? Why? I was just seeing a few guys.

Okay. I've seen Ella. Ella, didn't you hear me? They look like me. They were gorgeous. Gorgeous. Jesus. No, they are really cute.

Mel? I reckon they exist and people know. Yeah. What about- Do you think, Claude? I think ugly babies definitely exist. They exist. My cousin was a very ugly baby.

Doesn't mean they're going to be ugly. No, she grew up beautiful. But I feel like... But there are ugly babies. There are definitely ugly babies. Because people always say... It's unfortunate looking babies. People always say ugly babies don't exist.

I call bullshit. What about cute little chubby babies? They're cute. Do you like them? Yeah, cute babies exist. No one's debating that. What about cute little chubby babies? They're cute. Do you like them? Yeah, cute babies exist. No one's debating that. Of course cute babies. I was rolls.

I was rolls on rolls. You could have been super cute. That's goals on goals for a baby. I'm just saying, I think, you know when that is a saying where people are like, ugly babies don't exist? They're all beautiful. Bullshit. Bullshit.

Bullshit. Ishit. Bullshit. I'm going to whisper something. If this is rude, you cut it out of the podcast. Everyone give us some space. Okay. Paris Hilton's baby. Beautiful baby. Beautiful baby.

Yeah. It's a beautiful baby. Cut it out. Cut it out. Big fucking head. Big fucking head. Yeah. Should we talk about it

the phenomenon I want people to call and say that they were or they had ugly babies that's what I want that's what I want or they're like at the time I thought they were cute and I look back on pictures and you're like damn

that's an ugly baby I like it, Bree. That's a good chat. Yeah. Just breaking down these barriers, you know. Who's asking you to break down that barrier? Forcing people to call their children ugly. That's the kind of stuff we do in 2024.

Fucking white knight. It's edgy. It's time these ugly babies knew they were ugly. It's time we put those ugly babies. In their place. In their place. All right. Ugly Bill.

Yeah, I like it. Let's put it in the show. Catch you guys tomorrow. The other podcast is out too. We'll workshop it. Enjoy that. Bye. Bye, ugly babies.

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