ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 23rd January 2025
Episode Date: January 23, 2025We're trying our hand at one second impressions, see if you can guess who it is before we do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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I was listening to another radio show's podcast the other day
How dare you
How very dare I? How dare you?
How very dare I.
How very dare I.
For research, right?
For research.
Nice.
And because they're very funny.
Oh.
And they do, their podcast, their extra podcast,
they're not for radio podcast that they do,
is the same length every day.
It's 13 minutes and they do six and a half minutes.
They do a quick break to play an ad
And then they do another 6 and a half minutes
And they know exactly how long they've got to fill
And there's no blibber blabber, no jibber jabber
And then it's time to get out at the end
But what if it's like good stuff?
I don't like being wrapped up
What if it's 7 minutes of really good shit?
And then you want to end
Yeah right
And do you want an ad in the middle of it?
There is an ad in the middle of it? Well, there is an ad in the middle of it, isn't there?
No, not in this one.
Really?
Do people even listen to this?
Sometimes.
That's a good point.
We're trying to make something better.
Yeah.
There was someone that had an idea for the podcast the other day.
Oh, I'm not ready for it.
The other day?
That was the other day.
What was the idea?
The one second impressions.
The one second impression. What do you need to get ready?
There's some audio
There was someone who made a TikTok
And she literally did like
One second impressions of people
And they were like so spot on
Yeah well we get the concept
Okay
If you want to give it a go
I understand the concept
I thought you were going to play us
The one second impressions
And we were going to guess what they were
Well that works too
Either way I haven't loaded the audio
It's way funnier if we try.
Okay.
Should I give you a person?
Okay, everyone.
Do you want to do the person and then we'll guess who it is?
Yeah.
What?
Do you want me to give you a person to do an impression of?
Or do you want to pick?
No, you have to guess who we're doing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you get points.
One second.
Only one second.
Okay. Yeah. I've. Only one second. Okay.
Yeah.
I've got someone.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
I'm ready.
Yeah.
I can do this.
And if you guys don't get it, shame on you.
My one second impression.
Christopher Walken.
No, but good.
What's his name
Steve Buscemi
Oh I know who it is
Ella
Ella won't get it
Morgan Freeman
Well done Bree
I feel like I'd be pretty damn good at this game
Well done Bree
I'm guessing
And well done me
Yeah well done both of you
Yeah that was good
Good job
Does anyone else have one
I'll try one
No YouTubers okay Okay What do they sound like Good job. Does anyone else have one? I'll try one.
No YouTubers, okay?
Okay.
What do they sound like?
That was pretty good.
Do it one more time. They're a real person.
One more time.
Oh, shit.
Is it me?
No.
I was going to say Janice from Friends.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Is it a baby?
Baby Richard.
Think of what it sounds like, not what the word is.
Owen Wilson?
No.
Good guess, though.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, that's's hard That's hard
Can you give us a clue?
They feature on our show sometimes
What?
Like we talk about this person
Or we used to
Channing Tatum?
Until we got in trouble
Oh
How do we
That's so intriguing
Yeah I want to know who it is now
We got in trouble for talking about them
Not for talking about them
The news
Ella too raw
Sorry
Did you take that out of the podcast by the way
Of course
Got my back boy
Who the heck
No idea
Just say it
It's a girl
A girl Who do we get in trouble with Who the heck? No idea. Just say it. It's a girl.
A girl?
Who do we get in trouble with?
I'd love to know if anyone listening to this right now knows.
We got in trouble for talking about them.
Not for talking about them, but for something about them.
We got in trouble for something about this girl.
Who did we get in trouble with?
A group of people.
Oh, got it.
Yeah, hopped to a girl.
No.
Oh.
Nah, who is it?
Any of our pranks?
Dream guest on my podcast.
Oh, Jojo Siwa.
Dream guest on my podcast.
Dream.
You should have went dream, dream, dream.
Are we allowed to say words when we do the impression?
Nah.
Oh, yeah. I feel like you are.
It's a one-second impression.
Unless the word is so synonymous with that person, like wow.
Nah, I still think that's allowed.
All right, all right.
You just can't say their name.
But you can do it.
Okay, do one and we'll see.
Yeah.
I didn't have one.
I was.
Oh.
Janice the nanny.
Janice.
Friend Risha.
Yes.
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
Pretty good.
Shit, I'm surprised you guys got that.
Yes, Ella.
I got it.
You'll love this.
Tim Allen.
Tim Allen.
Yeah, nice, Ella.
I thought for all money you were going to do Billie Eilish.
That'd be hard.
How would you do that?
Oh, yeah.
Lana Del Rey?
No, Lana Del Rey is...
It sounds the same.
No, Billie Eilish is...
And Lana Del Rey is...
This is insulting. You're insulting them. Okay, I've got one for you insulting I've got one for you
I've got one for you
Vario?
yes
wow
okay I got one
yeah
no
no Okay, I got one. Yeah. Yeah. No.
No.
Is it Joe Biden?
No, no, it's not Joe Biden.
Joe Biden would be.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
I'll give it a go.
I'm trying to get Will Smith.
Oh, I was trying to get him before too Are you trying to hit someone?
What are you doing?
Wow
No that's Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wow
Pomp
Pomp
What about
What about
Now we'll flip it around now
Now give us the person
Okay yeah I like that
Miley Cyrus
Oh that's a good one
Sounds like Jojo Siwa
The Nespresso machine
Miley Cyrus sounds like
She sounds like she's had a pack of cigarettes
No there's two Jojo Siwa
So it's less
It's kind of like this
That's pretty good
Yeah it's kind of like this
You've got one second
Like look
Dead
Miley
Dead
Billy
Oh my god we've officially lost it.
Okay, Barack Obama.
Oh, yeah, okay, Barack.
Walla.
Walla.
That was good.
Better than mine.
Better than mine.
United States.
You'll see.
I'm American.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't believe what you're dreaming.
No, I'm not going to participate in this.
You're purging into Martin Luther King
territory. Alright, let me give it a go.
So Barack Obama.
Well, you see. It's not bad.
It's not bad. It's me, Barack.
It's me. You know what it's kind of like?
I didn't boop with the guy.
Yeah, that was not bad.
It was like a mix of something else.
Michelle Obama.
Oh, God.
I can't remember what she sounds like.
I don't know.
So you know how some people.
Wouldn't be.
No.
Some people just naturally have a more impressionable.
Sabrina Carpenter.
She's got quite a deep voice.
She's very distinctive too.
Like it's quite deep.
Why do all your sounds are the same?
Okay, ready?
I've got one.
Ready?
I've got one.
E.T.
E.T.
Yes!
Or Stitch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, Stitch is this.
That's Yoshi.
What about...
No, Yoshi is this
Jackie Chan
And I think we ended on that
Kung Fu Panda
That's Jack Black
Yeah that's Jack Black
You racist
No Jack Black is Kung Fu Panda
Yeah
Yes Yeah I wasn't doing Kung Fu Panda. Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
I wasn't doing Kung Fu Panda.
I was doing Jackie Chan.
That's racist.
Okay.
She turned it back on you.
Damn, I've been caught in a racism double cross.
See what she did?
Yeah, I know on that.
What did we start this with?
This one.
See ya.
Bye.
Bye.
I'm having a party.
A party for two.
Stick an ad in the middle of that just to pad it out.
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