ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 23rd July 2025

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

The MUCH anticipated update on Bree's toaster. And feel free to use any jokes that you hear in this podcast, we know you'll want to, they're great. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast, podcast, podcast, podcast, podcast, podcast. ["PARTY TO ME DOWN"] Claudia, did you upload yesterday's after party yet? Is that one up? I sure did. Should I take it down? No, no, no, because I wanted to do a follow up on it. But I wanted to know if that one was out first

before we did this one. Can you give me a very quick recap of what it was about? Yeah, Bre needs a new toaster, and we were talking about what kind of toaster she's gonna use. A lot of toaster chat. Is it problematic that I uploaded it without listening to it? Nah. Only for your job.

Ah, I don't care about that. Yeah. I do, I love my job, please don't take it away. That's the long and short of it. Ella and I managed to get Brie hyped about her hunt for the perfect toaster. I'm excited. What's the perfect toaster? Don't know yet.

Yeah, we're not sure. No, you stated it very clearly. Four slice. Four slice. Toasts evenly and quickly. That's it. That's all I want. I don't care about anything else.

And like in the right price range. Oh, in the right price range. There's actually no one influenced Claudia. How much are you paying for a good toaster? I'm a cheap ass so $129. Okay. That's not too bad. I said $129! That's the sale price.

Ella said $40. I literally bought the cheapest toaster in Kettle the other day. I quite- Yeah but that wasn't the question. The question was how much you paying for a good toaster. Yeah a good one that'll last ages. I said $150 to $200. No're paying for a good toaster. Yeah, a good one that'll last ages. I said 150 to 200. Yeah, no, that's fair. A good one.

Yeah. Bree's in her buy once, cry once era. I like that for you. Yeah. Not the crying part, just the treating yourself. Crying's good. Yeah, crying's necessary. Buy once, cry once is a motto my wife gave me.

And it's so good because because you outlay initially, and then you enjoy it, and it lasts. So when do you cry? When you pay the money the first time. Because it's expensive. You cry at the price the first time. Whereas if you buy shit, you cry every time it fails. Yeah, I've had that analogy for all of the laptops

that I've bought myself. Like I fork out the money, and I do fork out a lot of money because I get the extra RAM and the extra this and the extra that. You get the gaming keyboards. No. Clickety clackety. Shut up Claudia.

All the lights. I do not, shut up. And that big chair that looks like a race car chair. Shut up. Says the person who's been enjoying their new microphone headset today. Oh, that's on the company though. They have nice microphone headsets.

And also they're not working very well. Are they not? No. But you put it really close to our house. Yeah, we sound like pilots. Can we look like a pilot? Anyway, buy once, cry once is a privilege, but if you can do it, it's the way to live. It is.

Yeah. Anyway, I wanted to know how far down the track have you found the perfect toaster yet? Not yet, not yet. I think it'll be this weekend. Are you going to go and road test some? Yeah, this weekend I think. Is it okay, is it kosher to take your own loaf of bread into a store? Such a good question. And test some of the toasters out?

I don't think so. Just have a bag strapped to your hip and you just pull out one slice, chuck it in. It's like taking a bowl in then, it's not bad. It's like taking a bowl in and just giving the beaters a good old, Yeah. You kind of should be able to. You can lie on a bed before you buy it.

Try once, buy once, cry once. Yeah. Should I, should I do it and film myself doing it? Toast testing. And then getting, getting, getting kicked out of briscoes. It sounds like a, Toast testing. Like a Jono and Ben next actor segment from back in the day. Who, surely you guys have

the briscoe ladies number? I do actually. This could be a good call, a good call to do. Should we ask if we're allowed to do that? Here's the thing, here's the thing, she's acting. But she's Mrs. Briscoe herself. Oh yeah, but she'd act into this and lean into it. You'd be better to call, I think his name's Rod Drury. What? He's the guy who owns Briscoe's. Go on then. And he would be the man to talk to. I guess so, but if you're wanting like the headline, Briscoe's Lady Tells Us What Toaster To Buy.

Hell is thinking of the video content. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. Not Rod Drury. Nah, who that? Sorry. I respect him. Well, we that? Sorry. I respect him. Well we had different motives. I was trying to find a great toaster, you were trying to

get a great video. So yeah. We'll meet in the middle. Meet in the middle and we'll film some toast. I don't know. I don't know what the middle is. Brie, you can decide. I'd love to get the Briscoe's Lady and Nigella Lawson in the same room and then watch them each rack up a line of coke and then they each do a line of coke. That sounds like a great time. Now that would be a viral video. Just for legalities, the brisk girls lady has never been associated with cocaine. It's

just a fantasy that we have. I like that you say nothing about Nigella though. She was hard to get in books. Oh yeah she was. No! Allegedly. No not allegedly, it was in court. Yeah what the heck. She had to get in court for it. She got knocked on by someone at her party. Yeah she got narcoed on. She loved a bit of the cocaina. And then Whittakers were like, all we heard was cocoa. Do you want to be a spokesman for our company? Oh, is that why she's not anymore? No, she is.

No, she became the Whittakers' person after the coke scandal. Hello chocolate lovers. Hello chocolate lovers. Hello cocaine lovers. Cool, man. The next best thing to cocaine is a bit of this Whittaker's chocolate. I'm addicted to this chocolate. Oh my golly.

She's not New Zealand, is she? No, Jellon, no way man. What accent is that? She's British. Oh yeah, cool. Alright, nice. Has anyone checked the page to see if there were any toaster recommendations? One second.

Oh yeah, was there? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I would love it. Oh, bad. My mum made this cake the other day. So I post it in the group and then we can all discuss how good the cake is. That'd be lovely. I'm not prepared to insult a cake though, so. Is it actually good? Well, we'll decide. Okay, here it is, I found it.

I'll just post it in the Breen Clint podcast group, shall I? Yep. Notoriously, back in the day, my mum was known for making pretty good cakes from the Women's Weekly book. Yeah. The birthday cake book? Yes. Oh, with the duck on the front?

The original. The little swimming pool? Yes. That's the one. That's the one. I thought, with the duck on the front? The original. The little swimming pool? Yes, that's the one, that's the one. I thought it had a train on the front. I think it did have a train on the front, my apologies. There was a second book that I think had the duck on the front. Yes, I remember the duck, yeah.

Where are you putting this? Hold on, I'm still, I'm just figuring out how to do it. Is this your first time using a phone? Yeah. Out of 10. What has she made the cake for? Is it for your nephew's birthday? No, it was for her friend Leslie's 70th birthday.

Oh, lovely. And how good is this cake? What was that? That was culty. That's the next viral video Ella's editing. Yeah, it's good guys. It's up now. Okay, hold on.

Post. Don't brag about your content being up while Bree's desperately trying to get her content up. Yeah, what the fuck man? Sorry, that was so rude of me. Okay, it's up. Dambling my meat in front of you. Whoa.

In the office? Where are you? You should see what we do at home. Oh, that's a great cake. That's a great cape! That's a great cape! That's good isn't it? Yeah, I love it.

It's an owl cape. Wow! Where is it? There's so much detail in it. There's a lot, look at the wings! Look at how much detail she, and time she's taken. Also, I know it's not the focal point. Oh my gosh!

That's a lovely chopping board your mother has. What is that? It's like a rich mahogany. So that's, funny you picked up on that. That's his mahogany. That is a chopping board that my brother bought my parents and it's made out of this wood that you can't really get anymore.

I love it. My chopping boards are just worn out so. Yeah, it's a very expensive chopping board from what I gather. Permission to do a naughty joke. Yeah. Go on then. Say that thing again. That's to do a naughty joke. Yeah. Go on then. Say that thing again.

That's a lovely chopping board your mother has. Ah, nah. Is it the wood you can't get anymore? Yeah. Oh, can't get that wood anymore? Yeah, my wood is... Oh no. No, go quick, no, no, come here.

There's something in there, no, no, no, there's something in there. Wait, you don't even... Not as good as my wood. No, no, the joke is... No, sorry, sorry. The joke is something around, well, there'll always be wood here for you.

Oh! Or something like that. Sorry, that wood you can't get anymore because you got married and now you're. I've got some rare hardwood. Nice. Okay, sorry, I'll think about it. Continue.

Anyway, back to the cake, delightful. Yeah, good job from her, eh? That's a woman, that's definitely a woman's weekly special. Yeah. Which is nostalgic and quite nice. My favourite part is at the bottom, the writing says, Happy birthday, 70 Leslie. Oh, I didn't even think about that.

Not happy 70th birthday, Leslie. Happy birthday, 70. So cute. So cute. It looks delicious, I have to say. Yeah, shit, I wouldn't mind a piece of that cake. The feet made out of fondant. And I can see your mum's sexy negligee at the bottom.

Oh yeah you can! She got her jammies on. Got the gingham out. And see her bedwear. Oh the bedding is lovely. No it's not a, that's a tablecloth. Yeah tablecloth. Tablecloth is lovely.

Merry Christmasy. Who's putting a cake on the bed? Who's putting a cake on the bed? I just assumed, I heard pajamas and I psycho-behaved. There's another joke for you, Ellen. My cake's on your bed. I'll put my cake on your chin. I'll bring my hardwood over to your cake and bed.

Oh no. Good place to end the work.. Hahaha. Oh no. We should have stopped. We should have stopped when I did my terrible one first. Yeah. See you guys later. Bye. Party to your death