ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 23rd June 2023

Episode Date: June 23, 2023

Nan's missing teeth took up too much time so come back for the reveal of Bree's Mystery Meat - but enjoy the international birthday bangers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. International birthday banger. International birthday banger. And some mystery meat. Hey, does this after party have a smokers area? Nah, why? Because I brought my nan with me. This bitch is empty. Yeet!

Bree and Clint's After Party. One of my great regrets is that I never got drunk with my nan. Oh, didn't you? Nah. Well, I didn't get drunk with any of my grandparents. Yeah. I was only a child when my poppers died. Same. And my other nan had dementia, so she wasn't getting all the piss.

Well, she would have been pretty fun to get drunk with then. She would, although she kind of seemed drunk anyway. Yeah. And then my other nan, I could have, but I just didn't. Why? I don't know. I don't know. Lots of regrets like that.

I only got drunk with my and like when i say drunk week she wasn't a big drinker as well yeah well that you know you don't want to force anyone um my big regret is i didn't get nan to do a shoeie yeah i got um a little bit intoxicated with my mum's mum yeah on like a like a couple of christmases yeah but not like drunk drunk oh you and i were talking about my nan on the show today and a story I told you off air. And my nan, she'd appreciate this, but RIP, my nan passed away. I think I probably would have been like 25 or 26 when my nan passed away.

And she had emphysema for years and then she went to sleep one night and then she kind of never woke up. She was unconscious. What a story. Right? She was unconscious but she was still alive, which happens a lot, you know, sometimes when people pass away. She was on her way out though.

She was on her way out. You know, the doctors kind of said, you know, come and say goodbye. It's like she wasn't awake but she was still alive. And my mum called me and she's like you need to get home now and so all of our family from all over different parts of Australia were trying to get home to say goodbye to my nan and um so I made it home and um I walk into my nan's bedroom my mum's kind of like come in and you know talk to your nan and say goodbye and you know it's a pretty full-on yeah like thing and i've walked

in there and i was you know holding my nan's hand and i kind of said what i needed to say and spent some time with her you know and my mum comes in this is probably like half an hour after i got there and spending time with my net and my mum comes in and she goes brianna and like for context my nan was the biggest tea drinker she drank like oh like they love it eh and she goes, Brianna, and like for context, my Nan was the biggest tea drinker. Mine too. Oh, like they love it, eh? And she drank like eight cups of black tea every day. My mum brings in this black cup of tea and she goes,

do you want to feed Nan this cup of tea? She's unconscious, by the way. She's unconscious. And I said, what? I said, what do you mean? And she goes, oh, just get this spoon and kind of spoon it into her mouth. And I said, are you sure? And she goes, yes, she'll love it.

She'll love it. She'll love it. So here I am. Like, I'm not that old. Like, I'm 25. Like, not really. It's kind of already hard to deal with. You're like, can I just give her a hug?

And I'm like, can I just sit here and hold her hand? My mum's like, feed her the tea! So I'm like, putting this tea. And my nan had fake, like she had dentures. So I was like trying to, I'm like prying her mouth open. Like putting this tea in there. Your mum's sister comes in with a baking tray. She's like, she also loves sausage rolls.

Feed her the sausage roll. Give her a pie as well. She loved a pie. She liked a long sausage roll. Open up, Nan. Oh, shit. Open the airplane hanger. But it was a memory that I'll have forever.

It was like one of the last memories with my Nan. That's the last thing you did with her. Literally. And I know my nan would have appreciated it she has such a good sense of humour but like there's some dark comedy the doctor comes in and there's time of death

4.35 cause of death drowning choking on a black tea I would give anything to be a fly on a wall no you wouldn't handle it. It's a very full on and I still remember the

next day, so the undertaker had to come to my nan's place obviously after she'd passed. The wrestler? You know what I'm talking about. The undertaker. So he comes in and they take the body away and they get it ready for you know, to be whatever's happening and I remember the next day, this guy, and obviously it's a small town

so we all know each other, and this guy calls up my mum and goes, hi, Di, it's such and such, the undertaker. I've got your mum here and she's looking great, like she's looking great. Just wondering, do you happen to know where your mum's dentures, her fake teeth are? And my mum panics and she goes, shh. They're not in her, they're not with her?

Yeah. And this is, actually, I shouldn't be telling this story. It's so dark. Where is the teeth? Well, it turns out the teeth were sitting in her mouth, but he just couldn't, he didn't open her mouth. And so I then, when they figured it out, because he called my mum back and he figured it out.

Bad undertaking. I know. Isn't that like standard? But anyway, so my mum, I'll never forget it, my mum turns to her two sisters and said, don't worry, he's found the teeth are in her mouth. And then they all just cracked up laughing for like 10 minutes. They thought it was the funniest shit.

Where the fuck else would they be? You know where they were? In her mouth where they were meant to be. It's always the last place you look, isn't it? Oh, classic Nan. God, Edna. I love you. Edna.

Her name was Edna. Such a nice name. Such a good name, eh? My Nan burnt her house down Because of her false teeth What Yeah Wild story

Do we have time Yeah Her teeth came out Bless you Nan Love you Miss you Her teeth came out of her mouth When she was living alone

And they hit the wooden floors Polished wooden floors And they slid under her bed Right So And it's dark under there obviously She gets down on her hands and knees Looking for the teeth But she needs some light polished wooden floors, and they slid under her bed. Right. And it's dark under there, obviously. She gets down on her hands and knees looking for the teeth,

but she needs some light, so she used a candle. Oh, no. And she slid a candle under the bed. And you know how beds, not so much now, but they used to have that sacking underneath it? Yes. Caught fire. That would have went straight up. Went straight up.

The whole bed catches fire. She runs, gets the broom, tries to bash the bed out. But how do you do it? It's underneath. You can't. The whole bed is. Yeah. Yeah.

And then. The whole house goes. So then the whole room catches fire and the house starts filling with smoke. Terrifying. So she runs not out of the house. She runs to the kitchenette and hangs out the window and yells to the neighbour, help, help, house is on fire. Yeah.

This is not a funny story, by the way um but it's also she didn't die so um could have been worse could have been worse is the whole house is on fire by this stage she's hanging out the window the only she get out i know but she panicked and she was old and she didn't want to leave all this stuff she just panicked she just was like i don't think she imagined the whole house would go up. And then once it had, she couldn't get to the door. Oh my gosh. Too late. The only reason she survived is because the neighbour happened

to be sitting on the toilet. And the toilet was adjacent to her kitchenette. And he had the window open so he could hear her. And he went, what is going on? Flashed, got off the toilet, went outside, saw the whole house was on fire. Pulled her out. Smashed a window to get in.

Unlocked the door. No. The only reason he could get in was because the key was on the other side of the deadbolt. Crawled under the smoke. Found my nan, dragged her out of the house. That is a story. Unbelievable way. Yeah.

Absolute hero. Wild. I can't believe that. Him and his son, they're absolute heroes. Yeah. How long ago, eh? Yeah. Absolute hero. I can't believe that. Him and his son, they're absolute heroes. Yeah. How long ago was this? Ten. Only ten years ago.

Yeah, I reckon. Oh, yeah, no, that sounds about right. Maybe, yeah, ten, ten years ago. Yeah, people don't realise. Maybe slightly less. How fast a fire, like how fast it goes. Like, have you guys ever seen a full-blown bushfire? No.

Holy shit. It's one, I reckon, one of the most terrifying things I've ever witnessed. I remember my dad was fighting this bushfire trying to save our house and we were quite young and we went to pick him up because he had been out there for like 24 hours trying to fight this bushfire. And we went and we were on the road. And so the bushfire was coming from one side and then obviously there was a road and then there was more bush on the other side of the road.

And I'll never, ever forget it. So the bushfire was so fast, like we're just tearing through one side of the bush. It gets to the road and you think, oh, that's it. It'll stop. Fireballs then jump from the trees and from one side of the bush, it gets to the road and you think, oh, that's it, it'll stop. Fireballs then jump from the trees and from one side of the road and literally jump the road to the next side and just keeps going. It's so scary. Like firefighters are a special breed and they're such amazing people

because holy shit, it's scary. It's so scary. Terrifying. Terrifying. What did you say, a fireball? Fireballs. Is that from the wind? I don't really understand how it works,

but literal fireballs will jump from one side of the road and just go across to the next side. It's insane. They're so hard. Yeah. Pitbull wrote that song about it. What song? This is about the drink.

It's about the drink, eh? Now I'm second guessing it. Is this like the modern day tequila? You know that song that was written about tequila? Yeah. I kind of like it. When I used to go skiing with some friends of mine, we used to take a flask with fireball in it.

Yay! Shout out to... Here it is, here it is. Oh no. Kaysen and Sarah, my fireball buddies. It's so yum. Here it is, here it is. Oh, no. Kaysen and Sarah, my fireball buddies. It's so young. Here it goes, here it goes. Fireball.

Worth it. One of the greatest lyrics in modern day music was that lyric just there. Go back, can you go back? Ready, listen to this lyric, Ella. Listen, listen. I mean, he's just a lyrical genius. Let's do a turbo birthday banger, everybody. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Three in close. Birthday banger. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's rip into it.

Who's first? Jamie Earle. Where's Jamie from? From Carlisle. Carlisle. Cumbria. Cumbria. Or should I say I conquered, I saw, I Cumbria'd.

Yeah. In the UK. Nice to have you on board, Jamie. Your birthday's Valentine's Day in 1995, which means you were 16 in 2011, and this is your birthday banger. I like it, like it. Banger. Good song.

I like it, like it. Absolute banger. Such a good song from Rihanna, S&M. Birthday banger for Jennifer Fowler from Sapulpa in Oklahoma. Sapulpa? Sapulpa. Sapulpa. Sapulpa. Sapulpa. Sepulpa.

Oklahoma. Is that an Oklahoma accent? Oh, do you want to hear my American accent? Oklahoma. Is that Oklahoma? I think so. Okay. Was mine, it was a California accent.

I think Ella's going to go California. Okay, good. Hey guys, so I'm Ella and I'm from LA. I'm from the Valley. Oh my God, I cannot believe the other day that I went to, what is it? She's going like Norwegian. Costco and I bought like this cool day that I went to, what is it? Costco. She's going like Norwegian. Costco. And I bought like this cool toy.

And oh my God, like I literally cannot deal with it. I feel like you went in and out. Yeah, I got it towards the end. I got it. I'm going to. Jennifer was born on the 16th of May. With a trolley. That's Oklahoma.

1987. This is your birthday banger, Jennifer. Oh. Yes. That's Oklahoma. 1987. This is your birthday banger, Jennifer. Banger. Fitty. Can't go wrong with it. Last one up is Sean Morris. Adelaide, Australia.

From Adelaide. G'day, Sean. You were born on the 25th of October. What do you call them, Adelaide? Are they Adelaideans? Adelaide, Australia. From Adelaide. G'day, Sean. You were born on the 25th of October. What do you call people from Adelaide? Are they Adelaideans? Adelaideans. Adelaideans. Adelaideans.

Yeah, okay. Adelaide. Could anyone do the... No. Adelaide. That was a good effort. That was a good effort from you. Sean, you were born on the 25th of October, 1977,

which means you were 16 in 93, and here's your birthday banger. I love this song. I love this song. R.I.P. meat. Big meat. Is Ella allowed to listen to this music? Why? It's not vegan.

Vegan meatloaf. Hey, you do some shit gags, but that was pretty good. Yeah. So you like that one. That's the one you sit down. I want to vote for that to win, but I know it doesn't start that excitingly. Try it. What were the other songs?

Oh, that's lovely. It's an Eminem to club. Try it. What were the other songs? Austin's lovely. S&M and Indie Club. I want to vote for the second one. You don't get a vote. Oh, right, okay. She gets a vote. My name's on the bill, but I get it. All right.

Have a great weekend, everybody. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are we waiting? Are you thinking what I'm thinking? What are you going to say? The combos. What? No?? Are you thinking what I'm thinking? What are you going to say? The combos. What? No.

Nah. The two-piece feed. Oh, Bree's mystery meat. Oh, shit. Carry it over. We carry it over. Carry it over. Oh, that's...

No! No! Ella's going to think about it all weekend. We spent too much time talking about our dead nans, so... Yeah! Bree's mystery meat will wait till Monday. I have a verdict. I have an answer. Can I ask?

You don't have to answer. Was one of us right? Don't answer that. I'm not answering. Not answering. Catch you guys on Monday. See ya. Bye. But I won't do that. No, I won't do that No, I won't do that