ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 23rd May 2023

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

Today at the After Party we talk about the scientific benefit of some illegal things, and I think we're accidentally making vaping cool again...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, does this after party have a smokers area? No, why? Because I brought my nan with me. This bitch is empty. Yeet! Bree and Clint's After Party. Does your nan actually smoke? My nan was a pack-a-day smoker for 40 years.

Really? Do you know what her cigarette was? Um, I can't, no, I can't remember. Because that's the one you'd enjoy. Yeah. Do you know why her cigarette was? I can't know. I can't remember. Because that's the one you'd enjoy. Yeah. Do you know why she took up smoking? Because it looks cool? No.

So she, this is such a sad story, to be honest. She, so my mum had three sisters. And so she had, my nan had my Aunty Cheryl, and then she had my Aunty Faye, and then she had my mum and Julie, whoty Cheryl and then she had my Aunty Faye and then she had my mum and Julie who were twins. Yeah. But my Aunty Faye, there was complications. Four girls.

Four girls, yeah. But there was complications with my Aunty Faye when she was born. Yeah. Like getting her out and there was some complications and she ended up having cerebral palsy. Oh, yeah. And the doctors kind of said, look, she's not going to live past like three or four. Anyway, my nan looked after her so well that she ended up living till she was about, I think, 10 or 11.

Oh, yeah. And at one point, my nan went to the doctor for something and was kind of like, the doctor was like, how are you going? And my nan was like, you know, I'm really stressed out. It's really hard at home. Like, I'm looking after a disabled child. I can't deal with it because my nan also had, you know, twin girls as well. Yeah. And the doctor said to her, you should take up smoking.

It's really good for relaxing. Isn't that incredible? And for your nerves. Yeah. Isn't that insane? Isn't that wild? Yeah. And then she could just never quit.

Probably was though, to be honest. Yeah, but it's eventually the thing that killed her as well. Of course it was. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, wild. Yeah. Isn't that crazy?

Doctors used to prescribe cigarettes. Doctors used to prescribe alcohol. Yeah. For the same thing. Yeah. Doctors used to prescribe a pint of Guinness a day to pregnant women because it contains

so many nutrients. It's like a full meal. It's so nutrient dense that this will give the baby everything that it wants. I'm pretty sure they used to use MDMA in couples therapy to get people to open up a bit. What?

Take a bit of this. Listen up. Take a bit of this MD and you'll love each other. I watched a Netflix documentary just this year actually that talked about the use of MDMA for treating PTSD. Oh, yeah. And they said it's incredible. So MDMA, which is the active ingredient in ecstasy, the party drug,

so they give it to these people who have come back from like war yeah mainly like American veterans who are like so they used to say shell-shocked but they've just like got they've got massive PTSD yeah and it allows them to feel joy again and it like it triggers it like remaps the way. And they're not like crushing up a line of MDMA for them and being like, have this, and then let's put on some David Guetta. They're not doing, it's not like that. It's like done in a treatment.

But they said it's insane. It's incredible what it does. It's the same as people who are micro-dosed with LSD. Yeah. They use that for a lot of different like therapies and stuff yeah i wonder like there's definitely places i know there's definitely places in australia that that do that kind of thing really yeah like retreats and stuff oh yeah like micro dose byron bay probably i reckon yeah i'd say so Like that Melissa McCarthy

Yes The 12th Stranger Nicole Kidman What was it called Yeah 11 Perfect Strangers 11 Perfect Strangers Or whatever 10 Perfect Strangers

Yeah 9 Perfect Strangers They filmed that in Australia It was in Byron Bay Yeah Yeah Yeah It's actually a retreat

That you can go to Like the building And the place Not the LSD part But Well we don't know I don't Well maybe we don't know. Well, maybe.

We don't know. Maybe. Get out the drum circle. Woo! Have you guys ever been to a drum circle? Nah. It is an interesting experience. It's a bit fire poi for me.

It's, yeah, no, it's definitely a thing. It's a thing, yeah. Have you guys ever been to Nimbin? What? No. Oh, Nimbin's such a good place. I imagine Nimbin is like Golden Bay. Have you been to Golden Bay?

Where's Golden Bay? Top of the South Island. Very hippie, very off the grid. Is there a lot of weed there? Yeah. Yeah, Nimbin is known for the place where you can get a lot of weed. There's some interesting characters in Nimbin. And Nimbin's kind of near Byron Bay.

Is that a place? Yeah, Nimbin's a place. Nimbin. Nimbin. I'm googling. I'm pretty sure Aboriginal word. Yeah. Nimbin. N-I-M-B-I-N Nimbin. Or you could go to Canungra. Oh yeah, Nimbun. Or you could go to Canungra. Oh, yeah, New South Wales.

Or you could go to Golden Bay. Or Golden Bay. Wow. How have I never heard about Golden Bay? Sounds like a good time. Golden Bay is phenomenal. It's so beautiful. So where is it?

So it's at the top of the South Island. You know how Nelson's at the top of the South Island? It's like a long. Near Blenheim. Top left. Is it near Blenheim? No. What's it called?

Golden. Golden Bay. It's like top left. Yeah. Top left. Oh, okay. Very top left. Yeah.

You should go. Let's go for a look. I've always wanted to go to Nelson too, for a look. Yeah, Nelson's great. Yeah. Yeah. Never been. Go to Tahunanui. Is that the beach in Go to Tahunanui at the beach in Nelson.

Tahunanui? I believe it is. Yeah. Anyway, we're trying to figure out what kind of brand of cigarettes we should smoke. We've gone so far off topic here. We were never trying to figure that out. Oh, crikey. Hypothetically.

The last time I tried a cigarette, I vomited. Really? Legit. How much did you have? Like, probably three or four puffs. Oh, disgusting cigarette, I vomited. Really? Legit. How much did you have? Like probably three or four puffs. That's disgusting. And I vomited. Like I'm not even joking or exaggerating.

I was at a bar and I'd had a few drinks but not a lot and someone was like, here, try this. And I was like, oh, it's not for me. They're like, just try it. And I tried it. You might love it. And I had four puffs into the toilet. I love the idea of just trying it.

Okay, maybe it is for me. It was not for me. It's never been for me. It's horrendous. And you stink. Yeah. Imagine if a doctor prescribed you a vape. That'd be the 2023 version.

Well, they have them at the pharmacies. Well, that's for people to get off the sink. I mean, for someone who goes in there and like, I'm having a hard time at work. And they're like, bro, get on the watermelon vape. Just relax. Have you tried vaping? This is the second day in a row we've ended up on vaping. Oh, my God.

Are we preoccupied by vaping? Yeah. I would love to set up a prank where we have a fake doctor and people go see them and the doctor's just vaping while they're taking the client. Or just prescribing them the worst shit ever. Or just being like, have you tried hard liquor? Have a pint of

lager. Yeah. Just go down the pub, get absolutely pizzoned and that should cure whatever's ailing you. The person's like, I've got clinical depression. And they're like, smile, you're on candid camera. Surprise! I came to you for help.

Just have some MD, lighten up. Or you could try, look, I've got MDMA or ketamine. What would you like? Ketamine. That's a horse tranquiliser. That's a horse drug.. That's a horse drug. But it's also ketamine they use to sedate people in hospital, don't they? Do they?

What? Yeah. Do they? Yeah. I told you about how during my nose operation they use cocaine paste to numb the area in the back of your nose. Didn't you request that, though? No, they told me afterwards. They're like, you know, sometimes we use cocaine.

I thought you brought your own. Cocaine paste. Yeah, and they're like, do you want me to check your notes to Didn't you request that though? No, they told me afterwards. They're like, you know, sometimes we use cocaine. I thought you brought your own. Cocaine paste. Yeah, and they're like, do you want me to check your notes to see if you had any cocaine? I was like, yes. This is a very expensive operation. I want to know what I got for my money. Where's all my money going?

Yeah, they checked no cocaine for me. Got it. But you did get ketamine. But I did get a suppository. Okay, we've got to go. Have a, just whatever. Have a day. Oh, the awkward sign-offs are back.

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