ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 23rd May 2024

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

Special guest on the pod today - Shannon from the brekky show! We've got some miracles to divulge. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Everybody is so ready. Are you ready? Yeah. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint After Party. Can you not talk over the big intro, please? I didn't have it on the right. Oh look, there's producer Shannon from The Breakfast Show.

You want to be on our podcast? She's pulling a double shift. Come on. Come on in here, Shannon. Come on, come on. In on the mic. Have we got headphones? Yeah, there's headphones.

Over there, please, Shannon. Right there mic Have we got headphones? Yeah, there's headphones Over there, please Right there So we've got Brie Present We've got Claudia Present We've got Ella Alright, she's off mic but she's technically present

And Clint Prison and Shannon Hi Shannon G'day You're on our podcast Podcast intro Beautiful Otherwise known I can't hear myself

You can't hear yourself That's because you need to turn your thing up. Yep. It's one of a death. Vaughn's broken it. So keep going. Can you produce yourself a bit better, please? No, I just do videos.

Sorry. Keep turning it up. I can hear myself now, but that's not my domain. Sorry. I refuse to do anything audio related. It's just video. Fair. That's fair.

You're pulling a long one here late. I went home Had a shower Came back She lives 400 metres Up the road now Which I was Trying to figure out If that's the dream

Or if that's The opposite of the dream To live so close to work Can't see the office But I can see the road Yeah Because I don't want To see work

Yeah I want to be able To get to work Claudia you and I Live probably the furthest From work I would say you live the furthest. How long did it take you to come here in rush hour today?

Rush hour, 45 minutes. But normally it would be like 20. This is why you don't want to move to Auckland, everybody. This is why you don't want to work a night at five. Took me 25. What? Took me an hour and a half. Far out.

That's a long time. And my parents' house just before my apartment, two and a half. Two and a half hours? At rush hour. That's going in bricky hours, 35, 40. Yeah. Crazy age. That's still a long time.

That's still a long time, especially at that time in the morning. Yeah, work from home. Auckland roads are constipated between the hours of 7.30 and 9.30. Ella's solution, work from home. I'm not sitting in two-hour traffic. Very Gen 9.30. Ellis Solution, work from home. I'm sitting in two-hour traffic. Very Gen Z'd attitude. I was saying to Bree the other day, when you were working from home, work from home didn't exist for us.

It did not, no. Work from home quite literally didn't exist until COVID. Yeah, no, that's right. It still doesn't exist for us in our particular role. Even with me working from home, it's not ideal, but yeah, it's a lot. Do you want me to dub in for you, Brie? Is that what you're asking? Yeah, if you want.

Is that what you're asking? Jump in, mate. Jump in. Jump in, mate. Give it a hoon. Jump in, mate. Give it a hoon. Give it a hoon, mate.

Give it a hoon, mate. I want to do some role play. Pretty good. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. It's good to be here on a Thursday. Brie, how's your day been? Oh, it's been so good, mate.

I just spent... I just spent talking some absolute shit. I wouldn't know the bloody difference. I feel like you got more Kiwi, less Australian. I don't know. Are we swearing on this podcast? Yeah, mate, you can swear.

Absolutely talking some shit. Absolutely talking some shit. Absolutely talking some shit. Don't you dare criticise her Australian accent when you did the British accent you did to start this show. Oh, mate, fuck off. Fuck off, mate. Clint, fuck off with you and your bloody accent critiques. If anyone cannot critique accents, it's Clint.

Ready? Let's hear your South African accent right now. Bru, there's nothing wrong with my South African accent. Okay, that was not bad. Let's hear the Irish. accent right now. Bru, there's nothing wrong with my South African accent. That was not bad. Let's hear the Irish. Irish, come on. No, I'll stay on South African. Have I ever told you guys my Irish accent story?

No. Yeah, where you pretend to have an Irish accent when you're out. Once, at New Year's. I did it to try and impress a girl, yeah. And it didn't work. No, she was Irish. So she could tell. It blew up in my face straight away.

Oh no. I know I'm not good at accents. I'm good at Rita Ora. She even said. I've heard that. Not the accent though. No, but I know my way around Rita Ora, if you know what I'm saying. Oh, cute. Cute, cute, cute. Is that a sex thing?

I mean, it's up to you. It's, um, what's the word we've been using a lot lately? A double entendre. Subjective. Subjective and relative. Relative. Subjective. They say don't podcast after a few drinks. I think it's a great idea.

Here we are. What did you bring me in for? Just for fun. Just to take the heat off us. Tell us a secret. Tell us a secret. Oh, yeah, tell us a secret. Tell us a secret.

That's a good one. Yeah. Okay. So when I was in my interview, stay with me. Okay. Uh-oh, bed in for a long secret. All right, here we go. No, so when I was in my interview for broadcasting school

Ella went there with me They were like, tell us the story of a miracle So I said, bet, here we go Quote marks My parents, my mum was breastfeeding Child on her tit You? Not me It was Ella

No, not Ella Thanks for explaining what breastfeeding is Other one, other one, my brother On the tit, boom It was Ella. No, not Ella. Thanks for explaining what breastfeeding is. Other one, other one. My brother. On the tip. Yeah. Boom.

A-team wheeler truck hits the house. It's the amount of a 9.0 magnitude earthquake. Yeah. Whole house shifts two meters off concrete foundations. Yeah. My parents live on a golf course. Boom. Everything shifts. My mum's like, an angel told me to go to the front house no so my mom's standing at the front of the house the kid was still on the tip

child's on the tip still on the tip everything happens that's good suction yeah he did well and so everything happens truck hits the house blah blah blah everything moves earthquake blah blah blah my mother and brother are safe my dad was on the golf course everything happens front page of the news they were 6 p.m story hot yeah my dad says how dare the world move for someone but my wife cute from him very cute did well yeah and and then yeah 18 wheeler truck they should have died yeah but they didn't

they didn't because she said that she heard in a psychic dream that she was going to the front yeah yeah yeah you're saying

your mum heard someone say to the front of the room shut the front door and then she saved herself and my brother and then

was about to be pregnant with me. Yeah. Wow. That is, I mean, that ticks the box of tell us about a miracle. Yeah, that ticks the box. And then B-School said, tell us a true story and I said, Google it.

That is a true story. That's a hell of a question to put on somebody. Tell us about a miracle. The other question in my interview was, tell us five uses for a kettle base. And I said, cat, toy, dog, toy, tiger toy, lion toy. I was like, what do you want from me? They're like, she's got it. She's gifted.

I blacked out in that interview. It's hard. It's a hard interview. Yeah. Shit. Here she is, broadcasting her face off. Boom. You won.

We've got a party to get to, so let's do that. Yeah, this is the after. No, no, no, not you. That was amazing. This is the extent of our podcast as far as we go. Did you like the miracle story? We loved it. That was better than.

It was miraculous. It was probably the top after party podcast we've done all week. Excuse me. Are we talking about Ella's engagement? Ella's engagement yesterday, yeah. That was also a miracle. A miracle, yeah. A miracle.

I need a miracle. All right, let's go. See you guys tomorrow. Bye. Bye. See you. Bye. Bye.

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