ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 23rd May 2025

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

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ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Disclaimer, this episode has a lot of butthole focused content. We advise discretion. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi guys, hi guys Welcome to the After Party

Pixie, how much longer you got suffering this um, fate? Suffering? That's a strong word How much longer you still working with us? I'm only a week more after today It's next week, your last week Yeah, it's flowing I'm just starting to like you

Yeah I know, I was just starting to warm up to her. Yeah, I just learnt your last name. Really? You literally did. Cockerel. Yeah. Cockerel. Yeah.

High praise. I obviously don't email you enough. Oh no, I see it. He doesn't look at his emails. I struggle with first names, so. And faces. How long did it take you to learn Pixie? Nah, Pixie stands out

okay so I've got pixie what about a Claudia have you learned my name yet yeah what's Claudia's last name? I've got a framed picture of you beside my bed. Do you know my last name? yes sakes. What's her middle name? there are people no actually no I won't admit to that don't worry I'll cut it out but you have to tell us There are people at ZM who I still get nervous around talking to because I'm like, fuck, what is her? Really? Which one are you? Well, you can't, you don't know. Yeah, you can't.

I don't know, I couldn't name them for you. Who? What realm of the office or workplace? Can you turn your mic off and tell us? Oh no, I just mastered name. What? Really? Yeah, for a long time I was still calling her in my mind. So.

She's one of my favorites. Mine too. She's the nicest. But you guys called her for ages. You did. No. None of us did that. Oh, was it me?

Anyway. That was you. Anyway, anyway, guys, this podcast is not about me. How long did it take you to remember my name? Yeah. Yeah, it's about Claudia. Um. No, cause I was newer, like, so I replaced someone else.

No, but we were told you were coming for ages, so there was a Claudia that was coming for a long time. Was she? Wow. At least. Just for her! Couple of months. Proud of her, you're like, couldn't be me then.

I love what she's having. And when did she arrive? How long did it go for? Guys! Do you guys remember that fact that went around school for ages about how long a pig's orgasm is? Was that big at your school? Yes. Never heard that in my life. A pig's orgasm can last half an hour.

Did you guys ever hear the barrocas up the vagina? No. No. I heard this one. So Eli Matheson, very, very funny comedian, Kiwi comedian, I went to his show last night and he was talking about, yeah, like the, so you know how there was all these like things

that went around schools or high schools. I remember the vodka tampon. I remember that. And the girl got drunk? Yes. Yes. Yeah. So you like stuff like that. They can't smell it on your breath.

It's like a butt chug. Yeah. Yeah. Don't do these things by the way. Yeah don't do them. And one of them was you put a barocca on your tongue and then when you go down on a woman. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.

Yeah, the fuzziness of it. I just thought the same thing about champagne. What a load of bullshit. Yeah, I know. Do you remember that story that Richard Gere put a gerbil up his butt? Yep. What?

Yeah. Apparently it's satisfying. Allegedly. Is this whole South Park episode about it? That's right. Is there? Yeah. Was that a rumor? Was that Lemmy about it? That's right. Is there? Yeah. Was that a rumour?

Was that Lemmy Winks? Yeah, Lemmy Winks. I thought it was called Hairy Lemon. No, the gerbil that goes gets lost in the butthole. And wasn't the COVID thing the ice up the vagina? What's that? What does that do? Across COVID, apparently it just feels good.

I don't know. What does it do for COVID? Oh, kills it, obviously. What does it do for COVID? Oh, it cures it obviously. It's like Donald Trump's bleach. It was kind of like a cure. Yeah, all those rumours that went around. All these pleasure remedies for women. What about us men?

Where do we stick the barocca? Up your ass. Anywhere you like, mate. Where the sun don't shine. There was- Don't slip and fall on the barocca though. Not to get too dirty, but there was a radio announcer who made headlines for sticking a barocca up his b-hole. Why?

Live on air. And his name was Clint Frogs. Yeah, why'd you do that? It wasn't me, it was Thayne Kirby. Was it actually? It was. Why did he do it? I'm not spilling industry secrets.

For something to do. No, I think heilling industry secrets. Um, fucking for something to do. No, I think he was hungover. Right, shelve it. And he was like, if I shelve a barocca, will it? That's not gonna work. Why don't we do stuff like that? Even I know that. Okay, how about on Monday, Clint?

Is that what you want us to do? Yeah, if you shelve, if you shelve Panadol, it goes better? I don't know. Works more? Who knows? That's not medically endorsed advice, but yeah. Allegedly it does. What is it? A suppository.

Yes, that's the word. Well actually I have heard of pregnant women. It hits the downstream a little bit quicker. Yeah, they say it does actually work. All right, Clint, we'll test it. How about next week? Not sticking it in there myself. If you wanna do crazy shit, you buy some adult nappies

and Clint and I will both wear a nappy and piss ourselves off. Oh, yuck. Not as bad as what I thought you were going to say. OK, deal. Look, look, look. When was the last time you wet yourself, Clint? Look, we're always looking to push the boundaries of what's possible on radio.

I will say The guys take the baroque rubbers ass. Mm-hmm. No longer on air. So So you've got a look to who your muses for these things. I still want to do it broadcast it Yeah, not still gainfully employed not necessarily because of the baroque Oh, it could have absolutely and almost definitely is due to other things. Which we won't mention. I still really wanna do the show on laughing gas. Yeah. That was an idea, apparently illegal. And we wanna go to LA to do the show on gummies.

Yeah, do a full show on gummies, on cannabis gummies. But I'm not good on the weed. Yeah, but that's why we record it. No no no that's worse because then there's just a recording of me. No. And you'll be like put it out bro. We record it and then we can review it. No you'll be like we flew all the way to fucking LA we're not gonna not put it out. Because whilst we're in LA the other show that I wanted to do was the first radio show from space. Oh yeah how do you get to space from LA?

I hear Katy Perry's got a good one. Well, once we're in LA, obviously NASA's not too far. Is it not? No. I guess it's closer than here. It's in Texas, isn't it? Oh yeah, it is too. What was I thinking of?

I was thinking of Las Vegas. The observatory? I was thinking of the alien site. Oh, Roswell. Area 69. Area 69. Area 51. That's a whole different area. That's a whole different thing.

Let's go to Amsterdam, do the show from a sex show. Oh, let's go to Amsterdam. These are all things we could do. Well, Amsterdam we could do from a sex show and we could do the weed brownies there. Yeah, we could do weed brownies and go to a sex show. Now that would be a show. We don't even have to film it, we could brownies there. Yeah, we could do weed brownies and go to a sex show. Now that would be a show. We don't even have to film it, we could just do it.

Yeah. Yeah, just for ourselves. The sex show is just me sticking barrocas up my ass. Have you guys ever been to a sex show? No. I went to a sex show where I saw a live goldfish come out of somewhere that I don't think I wanted to see a live goldfish come out of.

How many nightmares have you had about that? A lot. I'd rather see a live goldfish come out of. How many nightmares have you had about that? A lot. I'd rather see a live one than a dead one. True. And you know what, I did walk away thinking at least it was alive, because she shot it into a bowl of water and it's like. From her orifice.

I think goldfish is getting paid well. From her orifice, yeah. Wowee, that's talent. And then they shot it into the bowl and then the fish was swimming around. Sometimes I think I've seen it all and then I hear things like that, I'm like, nah. I thought I'd seen it all, Pixie, and then.

There's still things to see. And then a goldfish came out. It's that moment that reminds me that there's so much more out there for us to see. Yeah, that would do it. Whether you wanna see it or not, it's there. Yeah, exactly, yeah. It exists.

Well, I can't wait to experience that with you guys. Yeah. As long as it's not Baraka up Clint's arse, I mean. Yeah, that's where I draw the line. No, that's where we're starting. That's where the story arc begins. Yeah. Okay, you get the nappies.

Mm-hmm. I'll get the Baraka. Pipsy, you get the Baraka. I'll find some rubber gloves. God. I'm a massive asshole. And then we'll have what we need. Wait, we also will need poppers.

Alright, I'll do that. Chicken? Chicken? No, wants to loosen up your butthole. You don't think my butt can fit a barocca? This is enough. We're gonna leave. The barocca is pretty wide.

Just put it sideways. What if I want just put it sideways. What if I wanna put it in that way? Can you guys record a warning that I can put at the start of? Oh yeah. Disclaimer. Disclaimer, this episode has a lot of

butthole focused content. We advise discretion. That good? Perfect, thank you. Okay, see ya.