ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 23rd November 2023

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

Producer Ella is back!.....but producer Claud is away. Can we just go one week with the whole squad?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I still party in the after party I still party in the after party it is. Is that why you keep tag teaming? Is it a one in one out policy? Yeah, it is. Are we going to go a full week of this show when everyone's here? I don't know. Don't plan to. There's the boss. Out there there's the boss. What, the big one? The big, big boss. Oh, there he is. In the salmon shirt. Pink shirt. Would you say that's salmon or pink?

No, it's pink. That's pink. It's vibrant pink. It's full blown pink. Yeah. Do you remember when, you'll be old enough to remember, when a dude wearing a pink shirt was like a whole thing? Yeah, it was like, whoa! Whoa, he's so comfortable in his sexuality, he's wearing a pink shirt. Yeah, now if, what would be the equivalent now?

Dress. Maybe a skirt. Yeah. A sarong skirt. Yeah, dress, skirt, same thing. I'm trying to think of another good example. Tampon. A tampon?

Yeah. What? Dressed as a tampon? No, wearing one. What? How are they going to wear a tampon? Up their hoo-ha. Up their b-hole.

Up their arse. As like a sign of solidarity. You're a child. Like as a sign of solidarity. You're a child. Like as a show of solidarity. You're a child. Like it's a sign of solidarity. You're a child. Like it's a show of solidarity. You immature. Hello. Oh, God.

No, there's a better example. Makeup. Makeup is a great one. Thank you. I saved it. I pulled it back from the table. You're lucky because, damn, you were bringing it down. But, yes, you saved it.

That's exactly what it is. It is, eh? And I'm not talking like full-blown makeup. Like when a guy just wears a bit of foundation, makes him look a bit fresher. A bit of eyeliner. Maybe something in their eyebrows to make them look a bit fuller. Yeah.

Something like that. Yeah, totally, totally. Anyway, bosses, listen to this podcast. You look great in your pink shirt. Yeah, I like that pink shirt. It really makes you pop. It looks great on you. Oh, there's our other boss.

There's our other big boss. Oh, shit, we're surrounded. We've got such tall bosses at this work. Don't we? Like, how tall is Mike McClung? 6'7"? Yes. Is he 6'7"?

6'6", I think. And Ross is 6'7", yeah. No, Ross is 6'8". 6'8". Ross is 6'8". Yeah, big boys. How do you not know that? You've known him for that long

It just changes Don't take too much advantage Maybe he shrunk You've got to treat him man-keeping keen Yeah, he's 6'8 Yeah, he started hunching My dad You know my dad used to be

When he was young He used to be 6'1 He was 6'1 Oh, he was 6'1 and a half And then because he's All the cartilage in his Literally because all the cartilage in his, literally every bit of cartilage in his knee got worn away, so he had no cartilage, and it made him shrink by a whole inch.

He had both of his knees replaced. He should have asked for a couple of extra inches. No, well, now he's 6'1 again. Oh. Yeah. They have to get all his pants re-hemmed. So my dad and I nearly were the same height at one point. Wow.

Because he also has back problems. I mean, typical farmer. He runs his body into the ground. But at one point, my dad and I were quite similar height, and now my dad's taller than me again. Oh, until you get your knees done. Until I get my knees done. I hope I never have to get my knees done.

Then you can go to the WNBA. Although they do say, no, it's your hip. They say your hip is one of the easiest things to get replaced and recover from. I don't watch a lot of Kardashians, but I watched that episode where Kris Jenner got her hip replaced. Yeah, she made such a big deal of it. My dad got his hip replaced. Really? And he was back at work, I think, in three weeks.

He was in the tractor. He wasn't doing hard labor, but he was back out on the farm. Kris Jenner was on the bloody edibles after that, on the CBDs. She loves an edible, doesn't she? She's always doing some edibles on that show. But how good? I mean, good on her. It's legal in America.

What else is goss? Oh, the survey. Oh, we had bloody good survey results today, so thank you to anybody who listens to the radio show live or at least ticks the book to say that they listen to the radio show live. And if you're just a loyal podcast listener, we appreciate you and thank you because those numbers go somewhere. Yeah.

Those numbers are being counted. So we appreciate you. It helps. It helps. It quite literally means that we get to keep doing our job. Yes. After six years. Five years, six years. Five years, six years.

Five years? Six years. Five. Five. Nearly six. No, five and a half at the end of the year. Uh-oh. We're going to get the six-year itch.

It's seven-year itch. Oh, okay. We're going to get another year and a half. We've got to keep it down. What's the longest time you've been in a job? Three years. Ten. Really?

Yeah. I did ten at the other radio station. Wow. Seven? Eight? Then you got the itch. Then I got the itch. Yeah, but it turns out it was crabs.

This is your line from your job. Professional crabs. From one of my colleagues. This would be your longest job, wouldn't it, Ella? Yeah. Isn't it your first job? Yeah. But I did do part-time jobs.

What part-time jobs did you do? I worked at T2, which is a tea shop. Selling tea. I love that shop. It's so good. Oh, shit. Can you get your job back there part-time so you can get me a discount? All I did was drink tea.

That shop's the tits, man. It was so fun. I mean. That's what the tea stands for. It is very expensive tea, but it's pretty, like, nice. It's very expensive. And I love how they always have samples in there. Yeah, it's good, yeah.

What's your most hated job, everyone? What's the most hated job you've ever done? I got it. It's easy for me. What? Oh, when I worked in, like, hospitality. I enjoyed my time in hospitality. Yeah, but did you, were you a waiter? I worked in like hospitality. I enjoyed my time in hospitality. Yeah, but did you, were you a waiter?

I was a barman. Yeah, see, I did, I worked at this really old pub and I did some bartending, which I didn't mind. Bartending's pretty easy. But waitressing, hats off to people because you have to deal with rude fucks all the time. And I feel so bad for us and not just people that you're serving like people that also work in hospitality like the place that i worked there

were some people that i worked with that were quite nasty yeah like and they're quite brutal yeah and i just wasn't cut out for hospital i worked there for quite a long time but i don't have a i don't have a job that hard work Job that I hate Every job This sounds so shit What bar did you bartend at? Every job has taught me something You wouldn't know it It fell down in the earthquake In Christchurch

Oh Shit It's called Excelsior If anyone is a Christchurch listener Excelsior And is old enough to remember Excelsior Sports Bar

Anyone in Brisbane If you're interested I worked at the Morrison There's a titty bar eh? Yeah Yeah Nah it was It's one of the oldest pubs In Brisbane Oh yeah It's actually in Brisbane, if you're interested, I worked at the Morrison. There's a teddy bar, eh? Yeah. Yeah. Nah, it's one of the oldest pubs in Brisbane. Oh, yeah?

It's actually, the actual place is actually- I think this is one of the oldest pubs in Crashers. Yeah, this pub was, you know how old this pub was? It was so old that it had a bunker underneath it. For what? For when the, I think it was World War II? Yeah. Like in case.

Oh, just in case. Yeah, because it was built around that time. And so they used to build like in case the war made it to Australia. Yeah, they'd build like it. Well, it did. Yeah. Tomorrow when the war began. I know.

Great film. So, so realistic. Yeah. Some people believe it's true. Yeah. Yeah. Ella, believe it's true. Yeah. Ella, what's your worst job? So I don't even know how to explain it, but mom's friend worked in like a warehouse

and she needed people during like the Christmas holidays to just do like bits and bobs. And the thing I hated was not knowing what I was getting into. But then she had so many clients that I would have to individually wrap all these things for these clients. And one year it was a chair and you had to wrap it so carefully. Otherwise, it was like a beach chair. If you held it the wrong way, it would open up. Oh, my God.

What is this job? The gift wrapping was great. What is this job? Gift wrapping. Gift wrapping. No, it was like a warehouse like we were out in the warehouse with our hivers but you were gift wrapping that bit was gift wrapping that was bad i've worked in a couple of warehouses you know this is such a weird job you know what i did for ages i did i've told you about the lettuce one but you know what

other job i did so you know in mcdonald's when you get a happy meal and after a while they started taking out you can get an alternative to the chips you can get the pieces of apple that are cut up and they're in the bag yeah and but they're fresh yeah so i worked at the factory where they they slice all the apples and then i would stand on the conveyor belt and so they spray the chemical on them that keeps them from going brown and then I would stand on the conveyor belt and so they spray the chemical on them that keeps them from going brown. Oh, wow. And then my job was to pick out all the bad pieces. All the bad apples. Could you take them home?

Ew. Were they bad? Why do you want to take home bad apple? Because they might still be edible. Oh, well, some, like, to be honest, we would just be made to take out anything that had a slight mark on it. Like, some of it was fine. But, yeah.

Mind-numbing. Eight, nine hours just standing there picking out pieces of apple if that shit that was a bad job if that's your job i hope this podcast helps yeah this is nah those people like i remember the people that i used to work with and normally it's like a transition thing they'll be doing that to go to something else or and you'll be stoned while you're doing it eh you could be. Like painting or plastering. Do you reckon they get stoned? The ones I've met. Painters have it so much easier these days. Actually, I might be talking out of turn.

Why? Because the machines. Oh, you can't spray everything. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. People who are trained in it, everything is sprayable. My cousin does it for a living and he says everything is sprayable. This is written on the side of his van. Everything is sprayable. Let's get out of here. I'm going to dinner with my brother and we're going to watch the new Napoleon movie.

What are you doing? Going to dinner. Going to dinner? At Lucky 8. Lucky 8? Ella, What are you doing? Going to dinner. Going to dinner? At Lucky 8. Lucky 8? Lucky 8. Ella, what are you doing? Watching my sister's hockey.

What position does your sister play? One with the stick. I don't know. Fuck. You sound like the perfect hockey fan. See you guys tomorrow. One with the stick. Thank you.

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It was primo, guys. Are we still on the podcast?