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Episode Date: October 23, 2024What is "the ick" really? We all have slightly different definitions but we've all given someone an ick at some stage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast.
Where today we'll be talking about the ick.
The ick.
Or we can talk about X, which has been a new thing.
There's a very heated discussion in the main pod today about whether or not Ella has the ick with her new fiancé.
And we tried to tell her that she does not have the ick because they would be breaking up.
We really tried to tell her that we hope you don't have the ick.
Because it's irreversible.
Because it's detrimental to you.
It's a fatal blow to your non-existent marriage.
Yeah.
There's no coming back from it.
She just had an ick.
She had an ick.
But that's something that's been created by their generation.
What came first, having the ick or an ick?
Having the ick or an ick? Having the ick came first.
Yeah, having the ick did because an ick is a derivative
or a symptom of the ick.
Yeah.
And the ick is an icky feeling.
We didn't tell you this, but so the ick is an icky feeling
that you can't control.
I've had it a couple of times in my life.
I don't wish it on anyone.
It feels shit being the person that gets the ick too.
Yeah, because you're like, I have to break up with you now. It's a mercy kill, but I have to do it. It feels shit being the person that gets the ick too. Yeah, because you're like, I have to break up with you now.
It's a mercy kill, but I have to do it.
It feels horrible being that person, and you
can't control it. My partner once told
me like three years into our relationship,
she's like, there's this one thing that
you do that gives me an ick.
What was it?
And I think she since finds it funny, but when we're like
putting the duvet into the new
duvet cover, I'll put my hands into the corners of it and she'll hand me the duvet but i'll pretend my hands
are like little dinosaurs and i'll be like like biting this thing and she would always laugh and
i'm like oh my god she finds it funny and now i do it every single time because it worked there
like that yeah and she didn't tell me for years she's like by the way like we were talking to a
friend and they were like oh my god so what do you guys love about each other?
What do you not like about each other?
And she was like, oh my gosh.
So Claudia would do this thing and it used to give me the ick.
And I was like, why would you not tell me that?
Why would you bring it up in a public setting before you told me?
But now she obviously does like it because when I don't do it, she's like, oh, you're
not doing the, you know?
That's so funny. And that is
something that can give someone the
yick. Especially while you're making the beard.
And then you're like, maybe tonight's
the night. And she's like, oh, you did the
hand thing. Not after that.
Yeah, my partner said
there's one particular thing.
And now I do it every time
because it's so funny. Every
time I go and get a spray tan, right, every time.
You leave the paper G on?
I've got the paper G string on and when I get home,
like wherever she is in the house, I'll take all my clothes off
and just walk around in the paper G string.
What a sign. And just walk around in the paper tissue. And one time she literally, she goes, for serious though,
you can't do that anymore.
It makes me feel sick.
You're like a bodybuilder.
Yeah.
She's like, it's gross.
It's so gross.
And I'm always like, look, look at my little pouch.
I have no doubt that there are things that i do that gross my wife out oh for sure and and this and this far into the
marriage you kind of play on it like you can't yeah you enjoy it you know i enjoy annoying her
it's one of what are you doing what do you do that annoys her? Breathing. Just exist. Yeah, I feel like
living in the house.
Being around.
Being around too much.
But she loves me really.
Seriously,
as someone getting married,
you're married,
do you flirt?
And you're like,
oh,
like,
long-term relationship
as well, guys.
I'd probably say no.
Really?
I'd probably say no.
I, we have little jokes And little things
But I
I don't think flirting is a long term relationship
Do you get that twinkle in your eye?
No
I would
I would
But my wife would find that really annoying
His wife wouldn't like that
That's not her style
That's not her
I've only met her once
But yeah she seems nice She's so pretty She's not her style. That's not her thing. I've only met her once, but yeah, she seems nice.
She's so pretty.
She's so pretty and talented.
She's quite a cool girl.
She is very much a cool girl.
If it doesn't work out with you, we will all date her.
Share it around.
And really show her a good time.
Oh, she doesn't know.
Clint didn't do that.
Welcome to the good side.
What were you saying up there?
Nothing, Ella. didn't do that welcome to the good side um nothing Ella
um
the dog's back
by the way
the dog's back
three days
and then it's
and then we've got to
make a decision
it's not fair on us
to drag it out
it's not fair on the owner
to drag it out
it's not fair on the dog
you know what's the right
decision
well hey
actually yes I really want a dog this might this might help with your choice owner to drag it out. It's not fair on the dog. You know what the right decision is. Well, hey, actually, yes.
I want a dog.
This might help with your choice.
I took my dog
Meryl Streep to the vet today.
Oh, yeah? Just for some routine
vaccinations.
Because
you have to do that with dogs. Anyway,
took her in to get some vaccinations
and she is a nervous nelly
meryl like very nervous and it wasn't our normal vet and you know some some vets are just not as
i was gonna say caring oh yeah they're about you know they're a bit more clinical you know
the bedside manner and yeah and this guy was lovely but he was he wasn't you know, they're a bit more clinical, you know. The bedside manner. And, yeah, this guy was lovely, but he wasn't, you know,
some of them, like, pandered to the dog.
And they'd be like, all right, Meryl.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, so she was terrified.
And he's like, can you just grab her around the collar?
And I was standing over her.
And he was like, just hold her so I can put the needle in.
And she's, like, really struggling and trying to get away.
She didn't bite your fanny, did she?
No, no.
She did not go to bite or she wasn't.
She was just terrified.
Like she was just scared.
Anyway, and like so she's trying to get away.
Eventually he like got the injection in her and then I've turned around
and I've seen like this black juice on the ground.
And I knew what it was straight away.
What was it?
It was her anal gland that had busted.
Great, great place for it to happen.
Best place for it to happen.
The vet doesn't expect you to clean it up.
No, no, doesn't expect us to clean it up.
And he said the vet was like, you know,
it is quite common when they're in a lot of distress.
But if you've ever smelled. She literally popped poo valve literally what the heck man if you've ever
smelled dog anal gland juice i don't want it it has the most specific smell rancid right oh and it
do all dogs around no they do not all dogs have them they all have them but they don't all have
issues with them so they don't all have issues with them.
So they don't all need to be like, you know.
Milked.
Yeah, like Whitney's never had.
I'll get one that doesn't.
Really, maybe Whitney once.
When you guys wash your dog, first of all, how often do you wash your dog?
When he's stinky.
We wash our dogs maybe once a week.
Oh, yeah.
Or once a fortnight.
And when you wash them, because I only have cats and cats are self-cleaning do you have to get and i've washed this dog once do you have to get in and wash the
yes do you it's super important to wash the and to be honest like any dogs that have long hair
like i cut i cut around whitney's assholes made a channel in my dog yeah so that she doesn't get
poo in her fur i was coming i was coming up the stairs today and the dog was at the top of the stairs.
So if you can imagine, he's standing at the landing and I'm coming up.
So he's above me.
And while he was standing above me, I could see that his dick was out.
Oh, his red rocket.
Yeah.
Yeah, red rocket.
So disgusting.
It's like a red lipstick.
Has he been spayed?
I assume so. I don't know.
Does he have balls? I didn't check
because when I washed him I just sort of
lightly glanced the arsehole.
You would have felt him.
Then I think he is. Yeah, you would have felt him.
They actually chop the balls off.
Yeah.
Essentially they cut
the skin and then pop a ball out and then...
Really?
You can live without them.
I've seen a horse be castrated before.
I could live without them, yeah.
The horse being castrated, it was as big as a softball.
Oh, my God.
One nut.
Some cojones on that thing.
It was so yuck.
I felt so bad for the horse.
Lots of men have them removed for things like testicular cancer. True.
And you can have... You've got it in your family.
You can have... Same as women getting
their breasts removed. Yes, you can have
silicon testicles put back in.
So you feel like... Oh, interesting.
Yeah, so you feel like you've got them still.
I learnt that on an episode of Sex and the
City. Yeah, nice.
Yeah, there's an episode of
Californication where one of the guys
gets them and he's like, I'm going to go up a size.
God, they copied
Sex and the City. Oh, no, maybe I was
watching Sex and the City. No, I was.
I was going to say that's the exact storyline.
It's the guy who's in Sex
and the City and Californication.
Or the bald Jewish
guy. That's exactly what happens.
Yeah, Steve. Alright, I'm going to say, yeah, that's exactly what happens.
Steve.
All right, I'm going to take my balls home.
You guys can stay if you want, but I'm going to get out of here.
I'll take my balls too.
One day, Clint, I want to be the rapper-rapper.
All right, rappers up.
Wait, you have to be talking.
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